Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy.

Minionese, the fictional language spoken by the Minions in the "Despicable Me" franchise, does not have direct translations for explicit or vulgar language. The language is primarily composed of playful, nonsensical words and phrases. Therefore, a direct translation maintaining the intensity and vulgarity is not possible. However, a playful equivalent in Minionese might be: "Banana la la, poulet!