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LEARN BOSNIAN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Dijamant je samo komad uglja koji je dobro podnosio pritisak."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Jabuka dnevno drži doktora podalje — ako je dovoljno jako bacite!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Sve što se uradi prije prve kafe u danu može se smatrati samoodbranom."
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are you on your period? "Jesi li na menstruaciji?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Jesi li spreman da se izviniš?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Totalno haotično kao i kakanje i gazenje u nju"
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bald cunt "ćelava pička"
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balls slapping against her chin "testisi su joj udarali o bradu"
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beating the meat "Mutim meso"
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Bent dick "Savijeni kurac"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milijarde žučno plavih školjki u gromoglasnom tajfunu"
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blow me "Puši mi"
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blow my load "Ispuši mi teret"
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blow my load on your face "Ispušim mi na tvoje lice"
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boobs "grudi"
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booger suger "Šmrklja je užasan"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "skakutavi budale"
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breeder "uzgajivač"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "donijeti prdac na tuču"
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bull shit "Sereš"
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but first anal... "Ali prvo analno..."
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butt pirate "Pirat zadnjica"
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butter face "Butter face"
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calm down and shut up "smiri se i šuti"
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can i fuck you from behind "Mogu li te jebati s leđa"
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Can i suck your boobs "Mogu li ti sisati sise"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Čuješ li to? To je moj jastučni poziv, i postaje stvarno grubo ako ga ostavim da čeka predugo."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Možeš li mi pomoći oko nečega u spavaćoj sobi?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Možeš li mi reći gdje mogu naći prostitutku?"
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carpet muncher "Muncher tepiha"
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chimney sweeper "Dimnjačar"
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Choking the chicken "Gušenje piletine"
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chutney ferret "čatni tvor"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kurva sa krivim očima"
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cock waffle "cock waffle"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Gad"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Hladnije od čeličnog WC-a na sjenovitoj strani ledenog brijega"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Hladnije od vještičine grudi u mesinganom grudnjaku"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Čestitamo: dostigli ste nivo pogrešnosti koji je ranije bio rezervisan za horoskope."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Možeš li mi pokazati gdje je kupatilo? Imam termin za stolicu."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Kretenski kretenu"
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cum "Kako"
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cum dumpster "Kontejner za spermu"
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cun "CUN"
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cunt "kučko"
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cunt face "Lice kurve"
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cunt lapper "Kurva Lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Dublje, dublje, DUBLJE!"
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Derby County Fan "Navijač Derby Countyja"
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dick face "Dick Face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Kurac žonglira, gromovna pička"
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Dickhead "Kretenu"
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did you just wake up? "Jesi li se tek probudio?"
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die in a fire "Umri u požaru"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo žvakanje kurve"
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dipshit "glupan"
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Dirty Wanker "Prljavi kreten"
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dirty whore "prljava kurva"
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Do you have any drugs? "Imaš li neke droge?"
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do you like dick? "Sviđa li ti se kurac?"
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do you want to fuck? "Hoćeš li da se jebemo?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Hoćeš li probati analni seks sa mnom?"
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Don't be a dick "Nemoj biti kreten"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ne pričaj gluposti sa mnom"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Nemoj me tako gledati dok smo ovdje; To me toliko jebeno pali."
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Don’t stop. "Ne staj."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Nemoj mi reći da je nebo granica kad ima otisaka stopala na mjesecu."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump jebe djecu"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump je pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump je najgori predsjednik ikada"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Mlaznica za ispiranje"
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douchebag "Kretenu"
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dumb bitch "glupa kučko"
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dumb cunt "glupi kretenu"
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dumpster cunt "Kontejnerska kurva"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "pojedi penis"
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eat my butthole "pojedi mi guzicu"
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eat my butthole and die "Pojedi mi guzicu i umri"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Jedi mi pičku kako želiš"
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faggot "pederu"
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fat bitch "Debela kučko"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Prvo ćeš kleknuti. Onda ćeš me okusiti."
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flamer "Plamenik"
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flamer "Plamenik"
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fruit cake "Voćna torta"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Jebi Donalda Trumpa"
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fuck it "Boli me briga za to"
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Fuck Maritza "Jebi Maritzu"
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fuck me "O ne"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Jebi me nježno motornom pilom"
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fuck me hard "Jebi me jako"
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Fuck me hard. "Jebi me jako."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Ja tvrdo. U bolu"
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fuck me harder "Jebi me jače"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Jebi me u dupe, jebena pičkice."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Jebi me kao porno zvijezdu"
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fuck me like an animal "jebi me kao životinju"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Jebi me, jebi me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "JEBI MOJU PIČKU!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Jebi se, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Jebi se, kretenu"
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Fuck you bastard "Jebi se, gad"
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fuck you bitch "Jebi se, kučko."
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fuck you bitch "Jebi se, kučko."
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fuck you cunt "Jebi se, kučko"
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fuck you cunt "Jebi se, kučko"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi ti guzicu"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi ti guzicu"
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fuck your mom "Jebi svoju mamu"
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fuck your mom "Jebi svoju mamu"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebi maminu guzicu"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebi maminu guzicu"
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fucking animal "jebena životinja"
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fucking animal "jebena životinja"
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fucking idiot "Jebeni idiot"
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fucking tease "jebeni zavodnik"
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fucktwat "Jebote"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Jebi se"
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get lost "Gubi se"
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go finger yourself "Idi se prstima"
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go lick a duck "Idi liži patku"
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Go masturbate your dog "Idi masturbiraj svog psa"
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gobble the helmet spit "Progutaj pljuvačku kacige"
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grab her by the pussy "Uhvatite je za pičku"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Uhvati me za kosu i jebi me kao psa."
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hard dick "tvrdi kurac"
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hard oral sex "Tvrdi oralni seks"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Je li te ikad neki momak pohvalio zbog tvojih vještina oralnog seksa?"
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he likes dick "Sviđa mu se kurac"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Upomoć! Opet mi se penis zakačio za rajsferšlus."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Njena pička je dlakava kao kod porno zvijezde iz 80-ih"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Njena pička je mokra kao džep vidre"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Evo me! Koje su tvoje druge dvije želje?"
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heterosexual "heteroseksualni"
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Hide Yourself "Sakrij se"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Njegov kurac izgleda kao zatvorenička noga"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Jebote, svršavam."
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how the fuck "Kako, dovraga,"
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hurt me "povrijedio me"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Zapravo sam prodao usisivač. Sve što je radio bilo je da skuplja prašinu."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Uvijek kažem "Jutro" umjesto "Dobro jutro"—da je dobro jutro, spavao bih i ne bih razgovarao s ljudima."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Tražim prostitutku sa penisom"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ne mogu vjerovati da sam te upoznao."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ne mogu vjerovati da smo odlučili ići u kupovinu kad smo mogli biti kod kuće i jebati se."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ne mogu se koncentrisati na poslu. Sve o čemu mogu razmišljati je da ti pušim."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Jedva čekam da te odvedem kući."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ne treba mi novi frizer. Moj jastuk mi svako jutro daje novu frizuru."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Sanjao sam te sinoć, i bilo je fantastično, ali sam se probudio, a tebe nije bilo."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Osjećam se maleno u tvojim rukama."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Napokon sam pronašao spravu u teretani koja mi se sviđa: automat za grickalice."
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I fucked your mom last night "Jebao sam tvoju mamu sinoć"
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i hate looking at you "Mrzim da te gledam"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Imam tijelo boga—nažalost, boga malih, depresivnih sela."
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i hope you die "Nadam se da ćeš umrijeti"
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I hope you outlive your children "Nadam se da ćeš nadživjeti svoju djecu"
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i hope you rot in hell "Nadam se da ćeš trunuti u paklu"
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i just took a massive shit "Upravo sam obavio veliku nuždu"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Samo želim biti tvoja seksualna kurva."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Samo želim da ti sad skinem odjeću."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Samo želim da znaš da sam potpuno mokar."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Stalno maštam o tome šta ću ti kasnije uraditi."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Stalno razmišljam o tome da jednostavno napustim školu/posao i dođem da te večeras vidim."
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I like big butts "Volim velike guze"
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I love being your fuck slut "Volim biti tvoja jebačka kurva"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Volim masturbirati dok pričam s tobom, ali ono što mi stvarno treba si ti, ovdje, da me jebeš."
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I love you. "Volim te."
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I love your body "Volim tvoje tijelo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danas sam napravio ogromnu listu obaveza. Samo trebam shvatiti ko će to uraditi."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danas sam napravio ogromnu listu obaveza. Samo trebam shvatiti ko će to uraditi."
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I need you so bad right now. "Toliko mi trebaš sada."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Treba mi da hodaš ispred mene da mogu vidjeti tvoju guzu."
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I need your cock! "Treba mi tvoj kurac!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nikad ne napravim istu grešku dva puta. Pravim ga šest ili sedam puta, samo da budem siguran."
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I think i crapped my pants "Mislim da sam se usrao u gaće"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Mislim da sam zaljubljen u tvoj kurac."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Mislim da sam zaljubljen u tvoju pičku."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Rekao sam šefu da mu poželi lijep život. Rekao je da ga već ima—nisam znao da nezaposlenost može biti samodopadna."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Želim da osjetim kako svršavaš u moja usta."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Želim osjetiti tvoju spermu po cijelom licu."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Želim te jebati kao psa i svršiti u tvoju pičku"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Želim te jebati kao životinju"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Želim okusiti sebe na tvom kurcu."
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I want you so bad. "Želim te jako."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Želim da svršiš u moja usta."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Želim da svršiš na moje sise"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Htio sam ti ponuditi piće, ali tvoji standardi su već razvodnjeni."
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I was thinking about you today. "Danas sam mislio na tebe."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Volio bih da mogu samo klonirati tvoj kurac, da imam nešto što će me podsjetiti na tebe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Voljela bih da smo kod kuće, da ti mogu učiniti neke strašne stvari."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Voljela bih da smo kod kuće, da ti mogu učiniti neke strašne stvari."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Neću reći da si prianjajući—recimo samo da imaš više čvrstoće nego jeftino superljepilo."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Obukla sam ovu suknju baš zbog tebe."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Izudarat ću te do besvijesti"
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i'm sorry my love "Žao mi je, ljubavi moja"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Imam slobodnu minutu, reci mi sve što znaš"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Rekao bih ti da ideš u pakao, ali bojim se da bi bio unaprijeđen u menadžera."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Osjećam se otprilike kao kurva na bogosluženju u 8 ujutro"
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I’m about to explode. "Skoro ću eksplodirati."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Crvenim se dok ovo govorim, ali toliko mi nedostaje tvoj kurac."
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I’m dripping wet. "Skroz sam mokar."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Drago mi je što ne moram sama tražiti hranu. Nemam pojma gdje se nalaze sendviči."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Večeras ću ti dati najvlažniji oralni seks."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Drkaću te dok ne izvučem svaku posljednju kap iz tebe."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Nisam lijen. Samo sam jako motivisan da ne radim ništa."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Nisam lijen. Samo sam jako opušten."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ne kažem da pretjerujem. Ali ima dobrih i loših trenutaka da mi dodaš motornu pilu."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ne kažem da sam ružna, ali moj odraz je tražio pratnju kući."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Nisam čudan. Ja sam limitirano izdanje."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Nikad me ovako nisu jebali."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ako te karma ne pogodi, ja ću"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Ako ti život daje limune, baci ih na ljude koje ne voliš—vitamin C sa stavom."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ako novac ne raste na drveću, zašto banke imaju filijale?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Da svijet nije loš, svi bismo pali s njega!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Da nismo kod tvog prijatelja, klečao bih s tobom u ustima."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Ako nemaš hejtere, vjerovatno nisi na GPS-u ničije drame."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Ako me ne prestaneš tako gledati, morat ćemo otići negdje privatno."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "U redu je ako me ne voliš. Nije svako dobar ukus."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Tako je vruće kad me uhvatiš u javnosti."
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Just like that. "Samo tako."
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kiss my ass "Poljubi me u dupe"
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kiss my black ass "Poljubi mi crnu guzicu"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Sinoć je bilo nevjerovatno. Ne mogu prestati razmišljati o tome."
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lesbian "lezbejka"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Idemo, gubitniče, idemo u kupovinu."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Hajde da provedemo cijeli vikend potpuno goli!"
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lick spittle "lizi pljuvačku"
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Lie down and shut up. "Lezi i šuti."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Život je zdjela supe, a ja sam viljuška."
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look at this nigga "Pogledaj ovog crnca"
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make me a sandwich "Napravi mi sendvič"
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Make me cum, baby. "Natjeraj me da svršim, dušo."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Mogu li, molim vas, otići? Moj mozak je pun."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, tako si ukusan."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Moj mozak kaže "hrskanje", ali stomak kaže "kolačići.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Moj ljubavni život je kao softverska beta: puno grešaka, beskrajna ažuriranja, bez datuma lansiranja."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Moja porodica redefiniše 'disfunkcionalno' — mi smo ograničeni prikaz loših odluka."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Moja posljednja djevojka mi ovo nije uradila"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Gaćice su mi mokre. Brzo kući."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Moja veza je kao iPad. Nemam iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Moj novčanik je kao luk. Svaki put kad ga otvorim, rasplačem se."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervozan kao mačka dugog repa u sobi punoj ljuljaških stolica"
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nigga please "brate, molim te."
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Naravno da pričam sam sa sobom. Ponekad mi treba stručni savjet."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "U tom pravcu želim da se jebeš"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "O moj Bože Becky, pogledaj joj guzu"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "O-moj-jebeni-bože!"
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once you go black you never go back "Kad jednom postaneš crn, nikad se ne vraćaš"
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one coffee please "Jednu kafu, molim."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organizovani ljudi su oni koji su jednostavno previše lijeni da pronađu svoje stvari."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Naše porodično stablo je više kaktus—bodljikavo, nezahtjevno za održavanje i povremeno otrovno."
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Paint my face. "Naslikaj mi lice."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Oslikaj zidove svojim mozgom"
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Penis "Penis"
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please ask my testacles "molim te, pitaj moje testise"
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Molim te, molim te, molim te, MOLIEAASSSSEEEEE... – Reci to kao da ga skoro moliš."
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Pound me harder! "Udari me jače!"
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saggy tits "opuštene sise"
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scumbag "gad"
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semen "sperma"
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She doesn't even go here. "Ona čak ni ne ide ovdje."
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shit gibbon "Jebote, Gibbon"
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show your tits "Pokaži sise"
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show your tits! "Pokaži sise!"
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shut the fuck up "Začepi"
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shut the hell up "Ušuti"
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shut up "Začepi"
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shut your god damn mouth "Zatvori tu prokletu gubicu"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Neko je danas rekao da sam lijen. Skoro sam mu odgovorio."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Puši mi kurac, kretenu."
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Suck start a shotgun "Upalite sačmaricu"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Znojim se kao ciganka s hipotekom"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Skini odjeću. Legni. Začepi."
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That feels so good. "To je tako dobar osjećaj."
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thick as pig shit "glup kao svinjski izmet"
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tight as a ducks ass "zategnuto kao patka"
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tits "grudi"
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Tonight is all about you. "Večeras je sve o tebi."
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turd "govno"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Koristan kao čovjek na jednoj nozi u takmičenju u razbijanju"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Pa, pa, pa, pogledaj šta je mačka dovukla!"
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wet pussy "mokra pička"
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what do you want for dinner? "Šta želiš za večeru?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Šta želiš da obučem večeras u krevetu?"
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what the devil "Šta do đavola"
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what the fuck dude "Šta je ovo, brate?"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Šta se kuha, ljepotice?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Šta god da radiš, uvijek daj 100%. Osim ako ne dajete krv."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Kad mi ljudi kažu: "Ujutro ćeš se pokajati," spavam do podneva jer sam osoba koja rješava probleme."
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Where is the bathroom? "Gdje je kupatilo?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Zašto sam uvijek tako napaljena kad su drugi ljudi oko mene?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Zašto nisi ovdje sada? Toliko sam jebeno napaljen."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Zašto biti mrzovoljan kad možeš da se treseš zadnjicom?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Zašto jednostavno ne možemo dati otkaz, živjeti zajedno i jebati se cijeli dan, svaki dan?"
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you are completely right "Potpuno si u pravu"
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you are so fat "Tako si debela"
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you are so fine "Tako si fina"
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you are so ugly "Tako si ružan"
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you are such a baddie "Ti si takav zlikovac"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Donosiš svima toliko radosti kad izađeš iz sobe."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Znaš da ne nosim gaćice?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Znate kako kažu: Dinamit dolazi u malim pakovanjima."
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You like that, baby? "Sviđa ti se to, dušo?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Izgledaš baš seksi kad nosiš tu majicu."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Činiš da se osjećam nevjerovatno, dušo."
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you're a baddi "Ti si baddi"
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you're a baddie "Ti si loš"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Ti si kreten, jebi se"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Ti jebeš ovu kozu, ja sam tu samo da držim rogove"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Viši si od žirafe pičke"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Natjeraćeš me da se onesvijestim od zadovoljstva."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tvoj dokaz da evolucija može ići unazad uz pravu motivaciju."
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your face looks like an ass "Tvoje lice izgleda kao guzica"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tvoja ličnost je kao bezkofeinska: razočaravajuća, ali bi mi ipak mogla pokvariti noć"
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