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LEARN CATALAN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Un diamant és només un tros de carbó que va funcionar bé sota pressió."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Una poma al dia manté el metge allunyat—si la llences prou fort!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Qualsevol cosa feta abans del primer cafè del dia es podia classificar com a defensa pròpia."
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are you on your period? "Estàs amb la regla?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Estàs preparat per demanar perdó?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Tan fotut com cagar i trepitjar-hi"
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baddie "dolent"
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bald cunt "Cony calb"
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balls slapping against her chin "testicles colpejant-li la barbeta"
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beating the meat "Batre la carn"
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Beg me. "Suplica'm."
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Bent dick "Dick corbat"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milers de milions de percebes blaus i fulgurants en un tifó tronador"
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blow me "Fot-me'n"
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blow my load "Ejacula'm"
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blow my load on your face "Ejacular la meva ejaculació a la teva cara"
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boobs "Pits"
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booger suger "Moco és una"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Bozos rebotadors"
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breeder "criador"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "portar un pet a una baralla de merda"
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bull shit "Tonteries"
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but first anal... "Però primer anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "cara de mantega"
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calm down and shut up "Calma't i calla"
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can i fuck you from behind "Et puc follar per darrere"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Et puc fer una fel·lació, amo?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Puc xuclar-te els pits?"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ho sents? Això és el meu coixí que em crida, i es torna molt cruel si el faig esperar massa."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Em pots ajudar amb alguna cosa a l'habitació?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Em pots dir on puc trobar una prostituta?"
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carpet muncher "Devorador de catifes"
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chimney sweeper "Neteja de xemeneies"
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Choking the chicken "Ofegant el pollastre"
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chutney ferret "Fura chutney"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Puta amb els ulls grossos"
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cock waffle "Gofre de gall"
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cockeye "Ull de gall"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Escombra de polls"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Més fred que un vàter d'acer a l'ombra d'un iceberg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Més fred que el pit d'una bruixa amb un sostenidor de llautó"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Felicitats: has arribat a un nivell d'error que abans es reservava als horòscops."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Em podries indicar el bany? Tinc una cita amb el decrement."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinós, imbècil"
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cum "Com"
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cum dumpster "Contenedor de semen"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "cabró"
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cunt face "cara de puta"
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cunt lapper "Cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Menjador de curri"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Més profund, més profund, més PROFUND!"
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Derby County Fan "Aficionat del Derby County"
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dick face "cara de penis"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Un penis fent malabars amb el tro, cabró"
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Dickhead "Imbècil"
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did you just wake up? "T'acabes de despertar?"
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die in a fire "morir en un incendi"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Puta que es mastega amb consoladors"
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dipshit "imbècil"
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Dirty Wanker "Brut imbècil"
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dirty whore "puta bruta"
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Do you have any drugs? "Tens alguna droga?"
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do you like dick? "T'agrada la polla?"
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do you want to fuck? "Vols follar?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Vols provar l'anal amb mi?"
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Don't be a dick "No siguis un imbècil"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "No em parlis merda"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "No em miris així quan som aquí; Em posa tan calent."
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Don’t stop. "No paris."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "No em diguis que el cel és el límit quan hi ha petjades a la lluna."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump folla amb nens"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump és un pedòfil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump és el pitjor president de la història"
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Doublelift "Doble elevació"
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douche nozzle "boquilla imbècil"
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douchebag "imbècil"
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dumb bitch "puta estúpida"
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dumb cunt "Imbècil"
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dumpster cunt "Cabró de paperera"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Menja un penis"
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eat my butthole "menja'm el cul"
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eat my butthole and die "Menja'm el cul i mor"
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eat my pussy like you want it "menja'm la conya com vols"
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faggot "Marieta"
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fat bitch "Puta grossa"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Primer et posaràs de genolls. Llavors em tastaràs."
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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fruit cake "Pastís de fruita"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Que es fotin Donald Trump"
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fuck it "A la merda"
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Fuck Maritza "Que es foti la Maritza"
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fuck me "Oh no"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "folla'm suaument amb una motoserra"
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fuck me hard "folla'm fort"
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fuck me hard "folla'm fort"
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Fuck me hard. "Folla'm fort."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Jo fort. En el Mal"
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fuck me harder "folla'm més fort"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Folla'm pel cul, maleït covard."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Folla'm com una estrella porno"
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fuck me like an animal "folla'm com un animal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Folla'm, folla'm!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FOLLA'M LA VAGINA!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Fot el camp, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fot el camp, imbècil"
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Fuck you bastard "Que et fotin, fill de puta"
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fuck you bitch "Que et fotin, puta"
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fuck you bitch "Que et fotin, puta"
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fuck you cunt "Que et fotin, cabró"
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fuck you cunt "Que et fotin, cabró"
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fuck your asshole "Fot-te el cul"
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fuck your asshole "Fot-te el cul"
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fuck your mom "Que es foti la teva mare"
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fuck your mom "Que es foti la teva mare"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Que li donin el cul a la teva mare"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Que li donin el cul a la teva mare"
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fucking animal "Maleït animal"
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fucking animal "Maleït animal"
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fucking idiot "Idiota de merda"
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fucking tease "maleïda provocació"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "ImbècilFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Fot-te'n"
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get lost "Fora d'aquí"
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Give me a kiss "Dóna'm un petó"
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go finger yourself "Ves a tocar-te els dits"
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go lick a duck "Ves a llepar un ànec"
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Go masturbate your dog "Ves a masturbar el teu gos"
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gobble the helmet spit "Engoleix l'escup del casc"
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grab her by the pussy "agafa-la pel cony"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Agafa'm els cabells i folla'm com un gos."
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hard dick "penis dur"
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hard oral sex "sexe oral dur"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Algú t'ha elogiat mai per les teves habilitats de fel·lació?"
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he likes dick "Li agrada el penis"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Ajuda! Em va tornar a quedar el penis atrapat a la cremallera."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "La seva vagina és tan peluda com la d'una actriu porno dels 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "La seva vagina és tan humida com la butxaca d'una llúdriga"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Aquí estic! Quins són els teus altres dos desitjos?"
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heterosexual "heterosexual"
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Hide Yourself "Amaga't"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "La seva polla sembla la cama d'un pres"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Ostres, m'estic corrent."
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how the fuck "Com collons"
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hurt me "Fer-me mal"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "De fet, vaig vendre l'aspiradora. Tot el que feia era acumular pols."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Sempre dic "Bon dia" en comptes de "Bon dia"—si fos un bon dia, estaria dormint i no parlant amb la gent."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Estic buscant una prostituta amb penis"
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I can’t believe I met you. "No em puc creure que t'hagi conegut."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "No em puc creure que haguéssim decidit anar de compres quan podríem estar a casa follant."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "No puc concentrar-me a la feina. Tot el que puc pensar és en xuclar-te la polla."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Tinc moltes ganes de portar-te a casa."
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I don't give a fuck "M'és igual"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "No necessito un nou perruquer. El meu coixí em fa un pentinat nou cada matí."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Ahir a la nit vaig somiar amb tu, i va ser fantàstic, però em vaig despertar i no hi eres."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Em sento diminuta als teus braços."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Finalment vaig trobar una màquina al gimnàs que m'agrada: la màquina expenedora."
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I fucked your mom last night "Ahir a la nit vaig follar la teva mare"
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i hate looking at you "Odio mirar-te"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Tinc el cos d'un déu—malauradament, el déu dels pobles petits i depriments."
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i hope you die "Espero que et moris"
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I hope you outlive your children "Espero que sobrevisquis als teus fills"
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i hope you rot in hell "Espero que et podreixis a l'infern"
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i just took a massive shit "Acabo de cagar-me molt"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Només vull ser la teva puta sexual."
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I just want to make you happy. "Només vull fer-te feliç."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Només vull arrencar-te la roba ara mateix."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Només vull que sàpigues que estic xopa."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "No paro de fantasejar amb què et faré després."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "No paro de pensar en deixar l'escola/la feina i venir a veure't aquesta nit."
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I like big butts "M'agraden els culs grans"
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I love being your fuck slut "M'encanta ser la teva puta de folla"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "M'encanta masturbar-me mentre parlo amb tu, però el que realment necessito ets tu, aquí, follant-me."
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I love you "T'estimo"
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I love you. "T'estimo."
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I love your body "M'encanta el teu cos"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Avui he fet una llista enorme de tasques. Només necessito esbrinar qui ho farà."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Avui he fet una llista enorme de tasques. Només necessito esbrinar qui ho farà."
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I need you so bad right now. "Et necessito tant ara mateix."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Necessito que et posis davant meu perquè et pugui veure el cul."
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I need your cock! "Necessito la teva polla!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Mai no cometo el mateix error dues vegades. El faig sis o set vegades, només per assegurar-me."
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I think i crapped my pants "Crec que m'he cagat a sobre"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Crec que estic enamorat del teu penis."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Crec que estic enamorat del teu cony."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Li vaig dir al meu cap que tingués una bona vida. Va dir que ja en té un—no m'havia adonat que l'atur pogués ser presumit."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Vull sentir-te ejacular a la meva boca."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Vull sentir el teu semen per tota la meva cara."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Vull follar-te com un gos i correr-me dins la teva vagina"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Vull follar-te com un animal"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Vull sentir-te dir el meu nom, digues-ho, puta."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Vull tastar-me a la teva polla."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Vull veure't masturbar-te"
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I want you so bad. "Et desitjo tant."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Vull que em tiris la teva ejaculació a la boca."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Vull que ejaculis sobre els meus pits"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Volia oferir-te una beguda, però els teus estàndards ja estan diluïts."
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I was thinking about you today. "Avui pensava en tu."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "M'agradaria poder clonar la teva polla, per tenir alguna cosa que em recordi a tu."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "M'agradaria que fóssim a casa, per poder fer-te coses terribles."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "M'agradaria que fóssim a casa, per poder fer-te coses terribles."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "No diré que ets enganxós—diguem que tens més adherència que la supercola barata."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "He portat aquesta faldilla només per a tu."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Et donaré una pallissa"
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i'm sorry my love "Ho sento, amor meu"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Tinc un minut lliure, explica'm tot el que saps"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Et diria que te'n vagis a l'infern, però em fa por que et promocionin a mànager."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Estic tan còmoda com una puta en el servei religiós de les 8 del matí"
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I’m about to explode. "Estic a punt d'explotar."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Em poso vermell només de dir-ho, però trobo molt a faltar la teva polla."
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I’m dripping wet. "Estic xopa."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "M'alegro de no haver de caçar pel meu propi menjar. No tinc ni idea d'on viuen els entrepans."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Et faré la fel·lació més mullada d'aquesta nit."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Et masturbaré fins que et tregui fins a l'última gota."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "No sóc mandrós. Simplement estic molt motivat per no fer res."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "No sóc mandrós. Estic molt relaxat."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "No dic que estigui exagerant. Però hi ha bons moments i moments dolents per donar-me una serra mecànica."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "No dic que sigui lleig, però el meu reflex em va demanar que m'acompanyés a casa."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "No sóc estrany. Sóc una edició limitada."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "He estat molt valenta i necessito ser castigada."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Mai m'havien follat així abans."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Si t'oferís cuinar amb llenceria i talons, què diries? O prefereixes que em posi una altra cosa?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Si el karma no et colpeja, jo ho faré"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Si la vida et dóna llimones, llença-les a la gent que no t'agrada—vitamina C amb actitud."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Si els diners no creixen als arbres, per què els bancs tenen sucursals?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Si el món no fos dolent, tots hi cauríem!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Si no fóssim a casa del teu amic, estaria de genolls amb tu a la boca."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Si no tens haters, probablement no estàs al GPS de cap drama."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Si no deixes de mirar-me així, haurem d'anar a un lloc privat."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "No passa res si no t'agrado. No tothom té bon gust."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Fa tanta calor quan m'agafes en públic."
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Just like that. "Així, de cop."
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kiss my ass "Fes-me un petó al cul"
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kiss my black ass "Fes-me un petó al cul negre"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Ahir a la nit va ser increïble. No puc deixar de pensar-hi."
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lesbian "lesbiana"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Anem, perdedor, anem de compres."
📈 25 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Passem tot el cap de setmana junts completament nus!"
📈 21 VIEWS
lick spittle "llepar saliva"
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Lie down and shut up. "Estira't i calla."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "La vida és un bol de sopa, i jo sóc una forquilla."
📈 26 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Mira aquest negre"
📈 23 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Fes-me un entrepà"
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Make me cum, baby. "Fes-me arribar al clímax, nena."
📈 22 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Em puc excusar, si us plau? El meu cervell està ple."
📈 22 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, tens un gust deliciós."
📈 24 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "El meu cervell diu "crunchs" però l'estómac diu "cupcakes"."
📈 22 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "La meva vida amorosa és com una beta de programari: molts errors, actualitzacions sense fi, sense data de llançament."
📈 22 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "La meva família redefineix 'disfuncional'—som un exemple limitat de males decisions."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "La meva última xicota no em va fer això"
📈 25 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Les meves calces estan xopes. Torna ràpid a casa."
📈 24 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "La meva relació és com un iPad. No tinc iPad."
📈 25 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "La meva cartera és com una ceba. Cada vegada que l'obro, em fa plorar."
📈 25 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nerviós com un gat de cua llarga en una habitació plena de cadires balancí"
📈 27 VIEWS
nigga "negre"
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nigga please "Negre, si us plau"
📈 27 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "És clar que parlo sol. De vegades necessito consell d'experts."
📈 26 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "En aquella direcció general és on vull que follis"
📈 24 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Oh Déu meu, Becky, mira el seu cul"
📈 24 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-déu meu!"
📈 23 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "De genolls, puta."
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once you go black you never go back "Un cop et tornes negre, no tornes enrere"
📈 22 VIEWS
one coffee please "Un cafè, si us plau"
📈 26 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Les persones organitzades són aquelles que simplement són massa mandroses per trobar les seves coses."
📈 27 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "El nostre arbre genealògic és més aviat un cactus: punxegut, de baix manteniment i de vegades tòxic."
📈 25 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Pinta'm la cara."
📈 22 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Pinta les parets amb el cervell"
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panty dropper "Dropper de calces"
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Penis "Penis"
📈 26 VIEWS
Please "Si us plau"
📈 23 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "Si us plau, pregunta als meus testacles"
📈 22 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Si us plau, folla'm, pare."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Si us plau, si us plau, si us plau, PLEAAAAAAAAAA... – Digues-ho com si li estiguessis suplicant."
📈 23 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Complaure't és el meu únic propòsit a la vida."
📈 19 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Colpeja'm més fort!"
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saggy tits "Pits caiguts"
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scumbag "Desgraciat"
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semen "semen"
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She doesn't even go here. "Ni tan sols va aquí."
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shit gibbon "Merda Gibbon"
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show your tits "Mostra els teus pits"
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show your tits! "Mostra els teus pits!"
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shut the fuck up "Muts i a la gàbia"
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shut the hell up "Calla la puta vegada"
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shut up "Calla"
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shut your god damn mouth "Tanca la puta boca"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Algú ha dit avui que sóc mandrós. Gairebé li responia."
📈 24 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Fes-me una fel·lació de cul."
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Suck start a shotgun "Xupa, comença una escopeta"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Suant com un gitano amb una hipoteca"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Treu-te la roba i ves al llit."
📈 22 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Treu-te la roba. Estira't. Calla."
📈 24 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Gràcies per follar-me."
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That feels so good. "Això se sent tan bé."
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thick as pig shit "espatllada com una merda de porc"
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tight as a ducks ass "Estreta com un cul d'ànec"
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tits "Pits"
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Tonight is all about me. "Aquesta nit gira tot al voltant de mi."
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Tonight is all about you. "Aquesta nit gira tot al voltant de tu."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Aquesta nit, estaré dins TEU."
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Útil com a home amb una sola cama en un concurs de cops de cara"
📈 25 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Bé, bé, bé, mira què ha portat el gat!"
📈 26 VIEWS
wet pussy "Vagina mullada"
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what do you want for dinner? "Què vols per sopar?"
📈 26 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Què vols que em posi al llit aquesta nit?"
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what the devil "què dimonis"
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What the fuck do you want? "Què collons vols?"
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what the fuck dude "Què collons, tio."
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Què passa, guapo?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Sigui el que sigui que facis, dóna sempre el 100%. A menys que donis sang."
📈 23 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Quan la gent em diu: «Demà al matí te'n penediràs», jo dormo fins al migdia perquè sóc una persona que resol problemes."
📈 25 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "On és el lavabo?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Cap a on van les prostitutes?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Per què sempre estic tan calent quan hi ha altra gent al voltant?"
📈 27 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Per què no ets aquí ara mateix? Estic tan calenta."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Per què estar de mal humor quan pots sacsejar el cul?!"
📈 28 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Per què no podem deixar la feina, viure junts i follar tot el dia, cada dia?"
📈 18 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Em follaràs?"
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you are completely right "Tens tota la raó"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so fat "Ets tan gras"
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you are so fine "Ets tan guapa"
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you are so ugly "Ets tan lletja"
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you are such a baddie "Ets un dolent"
📈 26 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Portes tanta alegria a tothom quan surts de l'habitació."
📈 26 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "Saps que no porto calces?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Ja saps què diuen: la dinamita ve en petits paquets."
📈 24 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "T'agrada això, nena?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Estàs molt sexy quan portes aquesta camisa."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Em fas sentir increïble, nena."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Miserable fill de puta"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Ets una puta miserable"
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you're a baddi "Ets un baddi"
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you're a baddie "Ets un dolent"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Ets una cabrona, fot el camp"
📈 23 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Tu estàs follant aquesta cabra, jo només sóc aquí per aguantar les banyes"
📈 23 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ets més alt que la conyeta d'una girafa"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Et donaran una bufetada fins que ploris"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Em faràs desmaiar de plaer."
📈 25 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ets la prova que l'evolució pot retrocedir amb una motivació adequada."
📈 23 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "La teva cara sembla un cul"
📈 26 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "La teva personalitat és com un descafeïnat: decebedor però encara podria arruïnar-me la nit"
📈 27 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "El teu desig és una ordre."
📈 23 VIEWS