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LEARN DANISH PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "En diamant er bare en klump kul, der klarede sig godt under pres."
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a homosexual "en homoseksuel"
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Am Not "Er ikke"
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Et æble om dagen holder lægen væk - hvis du smider det hårdt nok!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Alt, der blev gjort før dagens første kaffe, kunne klassificeres som selvforsvar."
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are you on your period? "Er du i din periode?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Er du klar til at undskylde?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Som klynge kneppet som at skide og træde ind i den"
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Ass fucker "Røvknuller"
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ass hole "røvhul"
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baddie "ondskabsfuld"
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bald cunt "skaldet kusse"
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balls slapping against her chin "bolde, der slår mod hendes hage"
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beating the meat "slå kødet"
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Beg me. "Bed mig."
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Bent dick "Bøjet pik"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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blow my load "blæse min last"
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blow my load on your face "blæs min belastning på dit ansigt"
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boobs "bryster"
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booger suger "booger suger"
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bopping the bologna "at skære bolognaen"
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bouncing bozos "hoppende babes"
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breeder "opdrætter"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "bringe en prutter til en lort kamp"
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bull shit "bullshit"
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but first anal... "men først anal..."
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butt pirate "røvpirat"
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butter face "smør ansigt"
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calm down and shut up "ro ned og hold kæft"
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can i fuck you from behind "kan jeg kneppe dig bagfra"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Må jeg give dig et blowjob, mester?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Kan jeg sutte dine bryster"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Kan du høre det? Det er min pude, der kalder, og det bliver virkelig ondt, hvis jeg får det til at vente for længe."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Kan du hjælpe mig med noget i soveværelset?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Kan du fortælle mig, hvor jeg kan finde en luder?"
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carpet muncher "tæppemuncher"
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chimney sweeper "skorstensfejemaskine"
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Choking the chicken "Kvælning af kyllingen"
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chutney ferret "Chutney-fritter"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock Eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "pikvaffel"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Koldere end et ståltoilet på den skyggefulde side af et isbjerg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Koldere end en heksebryst i en messingbh"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Tillykke: du har nået et niveau af forkert, der tidligere var forbeholdt horoskoper."
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coral stomper "koralstomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Kan du pege mig på badeværelset? Jeg har en afføringsaftale."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum "sæd"
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cum dumpster "sperm dumpster"
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cun "med"
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cunt "kusse"
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cunt face "kusse ansigt"
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cunt lapper "cunt blonde"
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curry muncher "karrymunker"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Dybere, Dybere, DYBERE!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County fan"
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dick face "pik ansigt"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Pik jonglerende tordenkusse"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Vågnede du lige op?"
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die in a fire "dø i en brand"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo gumching dreng tøs"
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dipshit "røvhul"
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Dirty Wanker "Dirty Wanker"
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dirty whore "beskidt luder"
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Do you have any drugs? "Har du nogen stoffer?"
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do you like dick? "kan du lide pik?"
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do you want to fuck? "Vil du kneppe?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Vil du prøve anal med mig?"
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Don't be a dick "Vær ikke en pik"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Tal ikke lort til mig"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Se ikke sådan på mig, når vi er her; det gør mig så fandeme liderlig."
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Don’t stop. "Stop ikke."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Fortæl mig ikke, at himlen er grænsen, når der er fodspor på månen."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump knepper børn"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump er pædofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump er den værste præsident nogensinde"
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Doublelift "Dobbeltlift"
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douche nozzle "brusedyse"
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douchebag "douchebag"
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dumb bitch "dum kælling"
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dumb cunt "dum kusse"
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dumpster cunt "dumpster kusse"
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dyke "diget"
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eat a penis "Spis en penis"
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eat my butthole "Spis mit røvhul"
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eat my butthole and die "Spis mit røvhul og dø"
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Eat my dust "Spis mit støv"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Spis min fisse, som du vil have det"
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faggot "bøsse"
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fat bitch "fed kælling"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Først kommer du ned på dine knæ. Så smager du på mig."
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flamer "flammer"
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flamer "flammer"
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flamer "flammer"
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flamer "flammer"
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fruit cake "frugtkage"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Knep Donald Trump"
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fuck it "kneppe det"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "knep mig"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "knep mig forsigtigt med en motorsav"
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fuck me hard "knep mig hårdt"
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fuck me hard "knep mig hårdt"
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fuck me hard "knep mig hårdt"
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fuck me hard "knep mig hårdt"
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Fuck me hard. "Knep mig hårdt."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Knep mig hårdt... gør mig ondt"
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fuck me harder "knep mig hårdere"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Knep mig i røven, din forpulede fisse."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Knep mig som en pornostjerne"
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fuck me like an animal "knep mig som et dyr"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Knep mig, knep mig!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "KNEPPE MIN FISSE!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "knep Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Knep dit svin"
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fuck you bitch "knep dig kælling"
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Fuck you bitch "Knep din kælling"
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fuck you bitch "knep dig kælling"
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Fuck you bitch "Knep din kælling"
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fuck you cunt "knep dig kusse"
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Fuck you cunt "Knep din kusse"
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fuck you cunt "knep dig kusse"
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Fuck you cunt "Knep din kusse"
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fuck your asshole "knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole "knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole "knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your asshole "knep dit røvhul"
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fuck your mom "knep din mor"
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fuck your mom "knep din mor"
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fuck your mom "knep din mor"
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fuck your mom "knep din mor"
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fuck your mom's asshole "knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole "knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole "knep din mors røvhul"
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fuck your mom's asshole "knep din mors røvhul"
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Fuck your mother "Knep din mor"
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Fucking animal "Skide dyr"
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fucking animal "forbandede dyr"
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Fucking animal "Skide dyr"
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fucking animal "forbandede dyr"
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fucking idiot "forbandede idiot"
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fucking tease "forbandede drille"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "FuckWitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Bliv kneppet"
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get lost "gå vild"
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Get lost, loser "Gå vild, taber"
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Give me a kiss "Giv mig et kys"
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go finger yourself "gå fingre på dig selv"
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go lick a duck "gå og slikke en and"
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Go make me a sandwich "Lav en sandwich til mig"
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Go masturbate your dog "Gå onanere din hund"
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gobble the helmet spit "sluge hjelmspyttet"
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grab her by the pussy "Grib hende ved fissen"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Grib mit hår og knep mig som en hund."
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hard dick "hård pik"
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hard oral sex "hård oralsex"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Har en fyr nogensinde komplimenteret dig for dine blowjob-færdigheder?"
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he likes dick "han kan lide pik"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Hjælp! Jeg fik min penis fanget i lynlåsen igen."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "hendes fisse er lige så behåret som en pornostjerne fra 80'erne"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "hendes fisse er så våd som en odderlomme"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Her er jeg! Hvad er dine to andre ønsker?"
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heterosexual "heteroseksuel"
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Hide Yourself "Skjul dig selv"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "hans pik ligner et fangeben"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "For fanden, jeg springer."
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how the fuck "hvordan fanden"
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hurt me "såre mig"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Jeg solgte faktisk støvsugeren. Alt det gjorde var at samle støv."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Jeg siger altid „Morgen“ i stedet for „Godmorgen“ - hvis det var en god morgen, ville jeg sove og ikke tale med folk."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Jeg leder efter en luder med en penis"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Jeg kan ikke tro, at jeg mødte dig."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Jeg kan ikke tro, at vi besluttede at shoppe, når vi kunne være hjemme og kneppe."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Jeg kan ikke koncentrere mig på arbejdet. Alt, hvad jeg kan tænke på, er at sutte din pik."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Jeg kan ikke vente med at få dig hjem."
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I don't give a fuck "Jeg er ligeglad"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Jeg har ikke brug for en ny frisør. Min pude giver mig en ny frisure hver morgen."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Jeg drømte om dig i går aftes, og det var fantastisk, men jeg vågnede, og du var her ikke."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Jeg føler mig lille i dine arme."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Endelig fandt jeg en maskine i gymnastiksalen, som jeg kan lide: salgsautomaten."
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I fucked your mom last night "Jeg kneppede din mor i går aftes"
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i hate looking at you "Jeg hader at se på dig"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Jeg har en guds krop - desværre guden for små, deprimerende landsbyer."
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i hope you die "Jeg håber du dør"
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I hope you outlive your children "Jeg håber, du overlever dine børn"
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i hope you rot in hell "Jeg håber du rådner i helvede"
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i just took a massive shit "Jeg tog bare et massivt lort"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Jeg vil bare være din sextøs."
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I just want to make you happy. "Jeg vil bare gøre dig glad."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Jeg vil bare rive dit tøj af lige nu."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Du skal bare vide, at jeg drypper våd."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Jeg bliver ved med at fantasere om, hvad jeg vil gøre ved dig senere."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Jeg tænker hele tiden på bare at afslutte skolen/mit job og komme til dig i aften."
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I like big butts "Jeg kan godt lide store røv"
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I love being your fuck slut "Jeg elsker at være din fuck tøs"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Jeg elsker at onanere, mens jeg taler med dig, men hvad jeg virkelig har brug for er, at du her knepper mig."
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I love you "Jeg elsker dig"
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I love you. "Jeg elsker dig."
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I love your body "Jeg elsker din krop"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Jeg lavede en kæmpe to-do-liste i dag. Jeg skal bare finde ud af, hvem der skal gøre det."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Jeg lavede en kæmpe to-do-liste i dag. Jeg skal bare finde ud af, hvem der skal gøre det."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Jeg lavede en kæmpe to-do-liste i dag. Jeg skal bare finde ud af, hvem der skal gøre det."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Jeg lavede en kæmpe to-do-liste i dag. Jeg skal bare finde ud af, hvem der skal gøre det."
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I need you so bad right now. "Jeg har virkelig brug for dig lige nu."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Du skal gå foran mig, så jeg kan se din røv."
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I need your cock! "Jeg har brug for din pik!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Jeg begår aldrig den samme fejl to gange. Jeg laver det seks eller syv gange, bare for at være sikker."
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I think i crapped my pants "Jeg tror, jeg smadrede bukserne"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Jeg tror, jeg er forelsket i din pik."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Jeg tror, jeg er forelsket i din fisse."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Jeg bad min chef have et godt liv. Han sagde, at han allerede har en - jeg var ikke klar over, at arbejdsløsheden kunne være selvtilfreds."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Jeg vil føle, at du skyder din last i min mund."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Jeg vil føle din sæd over hele mit ansigt."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Jeg vil kneppe dig som en hund og sperm inde i din fisse"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Jeg vil kneppe dig som et dyr"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Jeg vil høre dig sige mit navn, sig det kælling."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Jeg vil smage mig selv på din pik."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Jeg vil se dig onanere"
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I want you so bad. "Jeg vil så gerne have dig."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Jeg vil have dig til at skyde din last i min mund."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Jeg vil have dig til at skyde din last på mine bryster"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Jeg ville tilbyde dig en drink, men dine standarder er allerede udvandet."
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I was thinking about you today. "Jeg tænkte på dig i dag."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Jeg ville ønske, jeg bare kunne klone din pik, så jeg har noget at minde mig om dig."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Jeg ville ønske, vi var hjemme, så jeg kunne gøre nogle forfærdelige ting ved dig."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Jeg ville ønske, vi var hjemme, så jeg kunne gøre nogle forfærdelige ting ved dig."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Jeg ville ønske, vi var hjemme, så jeg kunne gøre nogle forfærdelige ting ved dig."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Jeg ville ønske, vi var hjemme, så jeg kunne gøre nogle forfærdelige ting ved dig."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Jeg vil ikke sige, at du klæber fast - lad os bare sige, at du har mere greb end billig superlim."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Jeg bar denne nederdel bare til dig."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Jeg vil slå lort ud af dig"
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i'm sorry my love "Jeg er ked af min kærlighed"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Jeg har et minut til overs, fortæl mig alt hvad du ved"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Jeg ville bede dig om at gå til helvede, men jeg er bange for, at du bliver forfremmet til manager."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Jeg er omtrent lige så komfortabel som en luder i gudstjenesten kl. 8"
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I’m about to explode. "Jeg er ved at eksplodere."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Jeg rødmer bare at sige dette, men jeg savner din pik så meget."
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I’m dripping wet. "Jeg drypper våd."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Jeg er glad for, at jeg ikke behøver at jage efter min egen mad. Jeg ved ikke, hvor sandwich bor."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Jeg vil give dig det vådeste blowjob i aften."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Jeg vil runke dig, indtil jeg får hver eneste dråbe ud af dig."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Jeg er ikke doven. Jeg er bare meget motiveret til ikke at gøre noget."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Jeg er ikke doven. Jeg er bare meget afslappet."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Jeg siger ikke, at jeg overreagerer. Men der er gode tider, og der er dårlige tider til at give mig en motorsav."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Jeg siger ikke, at jeg er grim, men min refleksion bad om en eskorte hjem."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Jeg er ikke underlig. Jeg er limited edition."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Jeg har været meget modig og har brug for at blive straffet."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Jeg er aldrig blevet kneppet sådan før."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Hvis jeg tilbød at lave mad til dig i lingeri og hæle, hvad ville du sige? Eller vil du hellere have noget andet på?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Hvis karma ikke rammer dig, vil jeg"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Hvis livet giver dig citroner, smid dem på folk, du ikke kan lide - C-vitamin med holdning."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Hvis penge ikke vokser på træer, hvorfor har banker så grene?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Hvis verden ikke suttede, ville vi alle falde af den!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Hvis vi ikke var hjemme hos din ven, ville jeg være på knæ med dig i munden."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Hvis du ikke har hadere, er du sandsynligvis ikke på GPS'en til nogens drama."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Hvis du ikke holder op med at se sådan på mig, bliver vi nødt til at gå et sted privat."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Det er okay, hvis du ikke kan lide mig. Ikke alle har god smag."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Det er så varmt, når du griber mig offentligt."
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Just like that. "Bare sådan."
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kiss my ass "kys min røv"
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kiss my black ass "kys min sorte røv"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "I går aftes var utrolig. Jeg kan ikke lade være med at tænke over det."
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lesbian "lesbisk"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Lad os gå taber, vi skal ud og shoppe."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Lad os tilbringe hele weekenden sammen helt nøgne!"
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lick spittle "slikke spyt"
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Lie down and shut up. "Læg dig ned og hold kæft."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Livet er en skål suppe, og jeg er en gaffel."
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look at this nigga "Se på denne nigger"
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make me a sandwich "Lav mig en sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Få mig til at komme, skat."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Må jeg undskyldes? Min hjerne er fuld."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, du smager så godt."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Min hjerne siger „crunches“, men min mave siger „cupcakes.“"
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Mit datingliv er som en software-beta: masser af fejl, uendelige opdateringer, ingen lanceringsdato."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Min familie omdefinerer 'dysfunktionel' - vi er en tidsbegrænset udstilling om dårlige beslutninger."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "min sidste kæreste gjorde ikke dette mod mig"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Mine trusser er gennemblødte. Kom hurtigt hjem."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mit forhold er som en iPad. Jeg har ikke en iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Min tegnebog er som en løg. Hver gang jeg åbner den, får den mig til at græde."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervøs som en lang halekat i et rum fuld af gyngestole"
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nigga "nigger"
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nigga please "nigger tak"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Selvfølgelig taler jeg med mig selv. Nogle gange har jeg brug for ekspertrådgivning."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "I den overordnede retning er der, hvor jeg vil have dig til at kneppe"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Åh gud Becky, se på hendes røv"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Åh, forpulede Gud!"
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On your knees, bitch. "På knæ, kælling."
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once you go black you never go back "Når du bliver sort, går du aldrig tilbage"
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one coffee please "En kop kaffe tak"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organiserede mennesker er dem, der bare er for dovne til at finde deres ting."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Vores slægtstræ er mere en kaktus - spidset, vedligeholdelsesvenlig og lejlighedsvis giftig."
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Paint my face. "Mal mit ansigt."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Mal væggene med din hjerne"
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panty dropper "trussedråber"
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Penis "Penis"
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Please "Vær venlig"
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please ask my testacles "spørg mine testakler"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Vær sød at kneppe mig, far."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Vær venlig, vær venlig, vær venlig, PLEEAAASSSSEEEEE... - Sig det, som om du næsten tigger ham."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "At behage dig er mit eneste formål i livet."
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Pound me harder! "Slå mig hårdere!"
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saggy tits "hængende bryster"
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scumbag "røvhul"
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semen "sæd"
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She doesn't even go here. "Hun går ikke engang her."
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shit gibbon "lort gibbon"
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show your tits "vis dine bryster"
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show your tits! "vis dine bryster!"
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shut the fuck up "Hold kæft for fanden"
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shut the hell up "Hold kæft for fanden"
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shut up "Hold kæft"
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shut your god damn mouth "Luk din forbandede mund"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Nogen sagde i dag, at jeg er doven. Jeg svarede ham næsten."
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son of a prostitute "søn af en prostitueret"
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Suck my dick asshole. "Sug mit pik røvhul."
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Suck start a shotgun "Sug start et haglgevær"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sveder som en sigøjner med et morgage"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Tag tøjet af og gå i seng."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Tag tøjet af. Læg dig ned. Hold kæft."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Tak fordi du knepper mig."
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That feels so good. "Det føles så godt."
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thick as pig shit "tyk som svinelort"
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This project is going to be fucking great "Det her projekt bliver fandeme fantastisk"
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tight as a ducks ass "stramt som en ænderrøv"
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tits "bryster"
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Tonight is all about me. "I aften handler alt om mig."
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Tonight is all about you. "I aften handler alt om dig."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "I aften vil jeg være inde i dig."
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turd "tord"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Nyttig som en enbenet mand i en røvsparkekonkurrence"
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Useless "Ubrugelig"
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Useless piece of shit "Ubrugeligt stykke lort"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Nå, ja, ja, se hvad katten trak ind!"
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wet pussy "våd fisse"
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What color is your underwear "Hvilken farve er dit undertøj"
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what do you want for dinner? "Hvad vil du have til middag?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Hvad skal jeg have på i sengen i aften?"
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what the devil "Hvad djævel"
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What the fuck do you want? "Hvad fanden vil du have?"
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what the fuck dude "hvad fanden fyr"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Hvad laver mad, ser du godt ud?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Uanset hvad du laver, skal du altid give 100%. Medmindre du donerer blod."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Når folk siger til mig: „Du kommer til at fortryde det om morgenen,“ sover jeg indtil middag, fordi jeg er en problemløser."
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Where is the bathroom? "Hvor er badeværelset?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Hvilken vej til luderne?"
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whore "luder"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Hvorfor er jeg altid så liderlig, når der er andre mennesker omkring?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Hvorfor er du her ikke lige nu? Jeg er så fandeme liderlig."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Hvorfor være lunefuld, når du kan ryste din røv?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Hvorfor kan vi ikke bare forlade vores job, bo sammen og kneppe hele dagen, hver dag?"
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will you fuck me? "Vil du kneppe mig?"
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you are completely right "du har helt ret"
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you are so fat "Du er så fed"
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you are so fine "du er så fin"
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you are so ugly "Du er så grim"
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you are such a baddie "Du er sådan en skurk"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Du bringer alle så meget glæde, når du forlader rummet."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Ved du, at jeg ikke har trusser på?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Du ved hvad de siger: Dynamite kommer i små pakker."
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You like that, baby? "Kan du lide det, skat?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Du ser virkelig sexet ud, når du bærer den skjorte."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Du får mig til at føle mig fantastisk, skat."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Din elendige forpulede svin"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Din elendige forbandede kælling"
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you're a baddi "du er en baddi"
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you're a baddie "du er en skurk"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Du er en kusse, for fanden"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Du knepper den ged, jeg er her bare for at holde hornene"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Du er højere end girafffisse"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Du bliver smækket, indtil du græder"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Du får mig til at besvime med glæde."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Du er bevis på, at evolution kan gå baglæns med ordentlig motivation."
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your face looks like an ass "dit ansigt ligner en røv"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Din personlighed er som koffeinfri: skuffende, men kan stadig ødelægge min nat"
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Your wish is my command. "Dit ønske er min befaling."
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