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LEARN NIGERIAN PIDGIN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense."
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are you on your period? "are you on your period?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Are you ready to apologize?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it"
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blow my load "blow my load"
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blow my load on your face "blow my load on your face"
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boobs "boobs"
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booger suger "booger suger"
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bopping the bologna "bopping the bologna"
📈 6 VIEWS
bouncing bozos "bouncing bozos"
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breeder "breeder"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "bringing a fart to a shit fight"
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bull shit "bull shit"
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but first anal... "but first anal..."
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butt pirate "butt pirate"
📈 6 VIEWS
butter face "butter face"
📈 5 VIEWS
calm down and shut up "calm down and shut up"
📈 7 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind "can i fuck you from behind"
📈 6 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs "Can i suck your boobs"
📈 5 VIEWS
Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "can you help me with something in the bedroom?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Can you tell me where I can find a hooker?"
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carpet muncher "carpet muncher"
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chimney sweeper "chimney sweeper"
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Choking the chicken "Choking the chicken"
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chutney ferret "chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "cock waffle"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
📈 6 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra"
📈 6 VIEWS
Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes."
📈 5 VIEWS
coral stomper "coral stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment."
📈 3 VIEWS
Creampie "Creampie"
📈 5 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
📈 6 VIEWS
cum "cum"
📈 5 VIEWS
cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "cun"
📈 7 VIEWS
cunt face "cunt face"
📈 5 VIEWS
cunt lapper "cunt lapper"
📈 6 VIEWS
curry muncher "curry muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "dick face"
📈 7 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling thunder cunt"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "did you just wake up?"
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die in a fire "die in a fire"
📈 6 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
📈 5 VIEWS
dipshit "dipshit"
📈 6 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker "Dirty Wanker"
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dirty whore "dirty whore"
📈 5 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs? "Do you have any drugs?"
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do you like dick? "do you like dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "do you want to fuck?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Do you want to try anal with me?"
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Don't be a dick "Don't be a dick"
📈 5 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me "Don't Talk Shit to me"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny."
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Don’t stop. "Don’t stop."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump fucks children"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump is a pedophile"
📈 6 VIEWS
Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump is the worst president ever"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
📈 6 VIEWS
douche nozzle "douche nozzle"
📈 5 VIEWS
douchebag "douchebag"
📈 7 VIEWS
dumb bitch "dumb bitch"
📈 6 VIEWS
dumb cunt "dumb cunt"
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dumpster cunt "dumpster cunt"
📈 6 VIEWS
dyke "dyke"
📈 5 VIEWS
eat a penis "eat a penis"
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eat my butthole "eat my butthole"
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eat my butthole and die "eat my butthole and die"
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eat my pussy like you want it "eat my pussy like you want it"
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faggot "faggot"
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fat bitch "fat bitch"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me."
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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fruit cake "fruit cake"
📈 8 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
📈 6 VIEWS
fuck it "fuck it"
📈 6 VIEWS
Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "fuck me"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "fuck me gently with a chainsaw"
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fuck me hard "fuck me hard"
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Fuck me hard. "Fuck me hard."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Fuck me hard...hurt me"
📈 6 VIEWS
fuck me harder "fuck me harder"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck me like a porn star"
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fuck me like an animal "fuck me like an animal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck you bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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Fuck you bitch "Fuck you bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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Fuck you bitch "Fuck you bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
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Fuck you cunt "Fuck you cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
📈 9 VIEWS
Fuck you cunt "Fuck you cunt"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
📈 0 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fucking animal "fucking animal"
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fucking animal "fucking animal"
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fucking idiot "fucking idiot"
📈 5 VIEWS
fucking tease "fucking tease"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
📈 6 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Get fucked"
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get lost "get lost"
📈 6 VIEWS
go finger yourself "go finger yourself"
📈 6 VIEWS
go lick a duck "go lick a duck"
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Go masturbate your dog "Go masturbate your dog"
📈 6 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit "gobble the helmet spit"
📈 4 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy "grab her by the pussy"
📈 7 VIEWS
Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog."
📈 4 VIEWS
hard dick "hard dick"
📈 6 VIEWS
Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills?"
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he likes dick "he likes dick"
📈 5 VIEWS
Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again."
📈 2 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar"
📈 6 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket"
📈 6 VIEWS
Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Here I am! What are your other two wishes?"
📈 6 VIEWS
heterosexual "heterosexual"
📈 7 VIEWS
Hide Yourself "Hide Yourself"
📈 5 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg "his dick looks like a prisoners leg"
📈 5 VIEWS
Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Holy shit, I’m cumming."
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how the fuck "how the fuck"
📈 5 VIEWS
hurt me "hurt me"
📈 6 VIEWS
I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust."
📈 3 VIEWS
I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "I am looking for a hooker with a penis"
📈 4 VIEWS
I can’t believe I met you. "I can’t believe I met you."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "I can’t wait to get you home."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
📈 3 VIEWS
I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "I feel tiny in your arms."
📈 1 VIEWS
I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine."
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I fucked your mom last night "I fucked your mom last night"
📈 3 VIEWS
i hate looking at you "i hate looking at you"
📈 5 VIEWS
I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages."
📈 7 VIEWS
i hope you die "i hope you die"
📈 6 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children "I hope you outlive your children"
📈 6 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell "i hope you rot in hell"
📈 9 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit "i just took a massive shit"
📈 7 VIEWS
I just wanna be your sex slut. "I just wanna be your sex slut."
📈 4 VIEWS
I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "I just want to rip your clothes off right now."
📈 1 VIEWS
I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "I just want you to know I’m dripping wet."
📈 0 VIEWS
I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later."
📈 0 VIEWS
I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight."
📈 0 VIEWS
I like big butts "I like big butts"
📈 4 VIEWS
I love being your fuck slut "I love being your fuck slut"
📈 2 VIEWS
I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me."
📈 0 VIEWS
I love you. "I love you."
📈 5 VIEWS
I love your body "I love your body"
📈 1 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it."
📈 4 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it."
📈 0 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it."
📈 4 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it."
📈 0 VIEWS
I need you so bad right now. "I need you so bad right now."
📈 0 VIEWS
I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass."
📈 0 VIEWS
I need your cock! "I need your cock!"
📈 3 VIEWS
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure."
📈 5 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants "I think i crapped my pants"
📈 5 VIEWS
I think I’m in love with your dick. "I think I’m in love with your dick."
📈 3 VIEWS
I think I’m in love with your pussy. "I think I’m in love with your pussy."
📈 3 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug."
📈 5 VIEWS
I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth."
📈 3 VIEWS
I want to feel your cum all over my face. "I want to feel your cum all over my face."
📈 4 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy"
📈 5 VIEWS
i want to fuck you like an animal "i want to fuck you like an animal"
📈 4 VIEWS
I want to taste myself on your cock. "I want to taste myself on your cock."
📈 3 VIEWS
I want you so bad. "I want you so bad."
📈 1 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "I want you to shoot your load in my mouth."
📈 5 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load on my tits "I want you to shoot your load on my tits"
📈 3 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down."
📈 6 VIEWS
I was thinking about you today. "I was thinking about you today."
📈 0 VIEWS
I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you."
📈 0 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you."
📈 1 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you."
📈 0 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you."
📈 1 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you."
📈 0 VIEWS
I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue."
📈 7 VIEWS
I wore this skirt just for you. "I wore this skirt just for you."
📈 0 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "I'm gonna beat the shit out of you"
📈 5 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love "i'm sorry my love"
📈 7 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know"
📈 6 VIEWS
I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager."
📈 5 VIEWS
I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service"
📈 5 VIEWS
I’m about to explode. "I’m about to explode."
📈 2 VIEWS
I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much."
📈 0 VIEWS
I’m dripping wet. "I’m dripping wet."
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live."
📈 3 VIEWS
I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight."
📈 0 VIEWS
I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you."
📈 2 VIEWS
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed."
📈 2 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw."
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home."
📈 6 VIEWS
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "I’m not weird. I’m limited edition."
📈 4 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "I’ve never been fucked like this before."
📈 4 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "If karma doesn’t hit you, I will"
📈 5 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude."
📈 6 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?"
📈 4 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it!"
📈 3 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth."
📈 1 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama."
📈 8 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private."
📈 1 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste."
📈 2 VIEWS
It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "It’s so hot when you grab me in public."
📈 0 VIEWS
Just like that. "Just like that."
📈 4 VIEWS
kiss my ass "kiss my ass"
📈 4 VIEWS
kiss my black ass "kiss my black ass"
📈 5 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it."
📈 0 VIEWS
lesbian "lesbian"
📈 4 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Let's go loser, we're going shopping."
📈 1 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked!"
📈 3 VIEWS
lick spittle "lick spittle"
📈 5 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up. "Lie down and shut up."
📈 0 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork."
📈 4 VIEWS
look at this nigga "look at this nigga"
📈 6 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "make me a sandwich"
📈 8 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Make me cum, baby."
📈 2 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "May I please be excused? My brain is full."
📈 2 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, you taste so good."
📈 1 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.”"
📈 3 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date."
📈 4 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions."
📈 6 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "my last girlfriend didn't do this to me"
📈 5 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "My panties are soaked. Get home quick."
📈 0 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad."
📈 4 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry."
📈 5 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
📈 8 VIEWS
nigga please "nigga please"
📈 6 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."
📈 3 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck"
📈 4 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Oh my god Becky, look at her butt"
📈 4 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-my-fucking-god!"
📈 2 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "once you go black you never go back"
📈 7 VIEWS
one coffee please "one coffee please"
📈 5 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things."
📈 5 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous."
📈 5 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Paint my face."
📈 3 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Paint the walls with your brain"
📈 4 VIEWS
Penis "Penis"
📈 6 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him."
📈 2 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Pound me harder!"
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saggy tits "saggy tits"
📈 5 VIEWS
scumbag "scumbag"
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semen "semen"
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She doesn't even go here. "She doesn't even go here."
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shit gibbon "shit gibbon"
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show your tits "show your tits"
📈 4 VIEWS
show your tits! "show your tits!"
📈 3 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth "shut your god damn mouth"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him."
📈 4 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Suck my dick asshole."
📈 6 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Suck start a shotgun"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage"
📈 6 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up."
📈 3 VIEWS
That feels so good. "That feels so good."
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thick as pig shit "thick as pig shit"
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tight as a ducks ass "tight as a ducks ass"
📈 6 VIEWS
tits "tits"
📈 5 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you. "Tonight is all about you."
📈 3 VIEWS
turd "turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"
📈 6 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!"
📈 3 VIEWS
wet pussy "wet pussy"
📈 4 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "what do you want for dinner?"
📈 6 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "What do you want me to wear in bed tonight?"
📈 0 VIEWS
what the devil "what the devil"
📈 3 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "what the fuck dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "What's cooking, good lookin'?"
📈 3 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver."
📈 3 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Where is the bathroom?"
📈 5 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Why am I always so horny when there are other people around?"
📈 1 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny."
📈 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!"
📈 5 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day?"
📈 0 VIEWS
you are completely right "you are completely right"
📈 6 VIEWS
you are so fat "you are so fat"
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you are so fine "you are so fine"
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you are so ugly "you are so ugly"
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you are such a baddie "you are such a baddie"
📈 6 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
📈 5 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "You know I’m not wearing panties?"
📈 1 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages."
📈 5 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "You like that, baby?"
📈 2 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "You look really sexy when you wear that shirt."
📈 0 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "You make me feel amazing, baby."
📈 5 VIEWS
you're a baddi "you're a baddi"
📈 4 VIEWS
you're a baddie "you're a baddie"
📈 5 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "you're a cunt, fuck off"
📈 4 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns"
📈 5 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "You're higher than giraffe pussy"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure."
📈 4 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation."
📈 6 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "your face looks like an ass"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night"
📈 5 VIEWS