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LEARN COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG PHRASES
a homosexual
"Iron (Iron Hoof)"
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Am Not
"Ain't Adam and Eve"
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are you on your period?
"Are you on the rag and bone?"
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Are you ready to apologize?
"Are you ready to dustbin lid?"
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Ass fucker
"Arse Tucker"
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ass hole
"Khyber Pass"
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bald cunt
"bald cunt"
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balls slapping against her chin
"balls slapping against her chin"
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beating the meat
"beating the meat"
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Bent dick
"Crooked stick"
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Bent Richard
"Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon
"Millions of mincing marbles in a rumbling monsoon"
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blow me
"Kiss me 'arris"
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blow my load
"Shoot me toad"
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blow my load on your face
"Spaff me toad race on your boat race"
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boobs
"Bristol Cities"
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booger suger
"Billy Whizz"
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bopping the bologna
"Hitting the frog and toad"
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bouncing bozos
"Kangaroo Noses"
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breeder
"Kid and Reeder"
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bull shit
"Cows and Kisses"
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butt pirate
"Rusty gate"
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butter face
"Boat race"
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calm down and shut up
"Simmer down and button your lip."
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can i fuck you from behind
"Can I give you a bit of the old back door?"
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Can i suck your boobs
"Can I have a butcher's at your Bristols?"
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carpet muncher
"Rug muncher"
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chimney sweeper
"Beeping bleeper"
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Choking the chicken
"Strangling the parrot"
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chutney ferret
"Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt
"Pissed as a Newt"
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cockeye
"Pork pie"
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Cocklump
"Plum and Apple"
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Cockscum
"Berkshire Hunt"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"Colder than a witch's tit in a brassiere."
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coral stomper
"Pearl and Dean"
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Creampie
"Apple pie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"Berkshire Hunt daft tit"
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cum
"Bristol City"
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cum dumpster
"Spunk bin"
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cun
"Berkshire Hunt"
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cunt
"cunt"
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cunt face
"Boat race"
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cunt lapper
"Hampstead Heath"
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curry muncher
"Ruby Murray muncher"
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Derby County Fan
"Rams Supporter"
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dick face
"Boat race"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt
"Prick juggling blunder punt"
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Dickhead
"Berkshire Hunt"
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did you just wake up?
"Did you just have a butcher's at the kip?"
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die in a fire
"Snuff it in a pyre"
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dildo munching gutter slut
"Dildo munching gutter slut doesn't have a direct equivalent in Cockney Rhyming Slang. However, a culturally adapted version could be: "Dildo noshing alley tart."
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dipshit
"Plonker"
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Dirty Wanker
"Filthy Banker"
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dirty whore
"Filthy floor"
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do you want to fuck?
"Do you fancy a bit of Hanky Panky?"
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Don't be a dick
"Don't be a Berkshire Hunt."
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Don't Talk Shit to me
"Don't Rabbit and Pork to me"
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Donald Trump fucks children
"Donald Trump does the old Kent Road with the ankle biters."
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Donald Trump is a pedophile
"Donald Trump is a tea leaf."
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Doublelift
"Trouble and Strife"
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douchebag
"Berkshire Hunt"
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dumb bitch
"Thick snitch"
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dumb cunt
"Thick Hunt"
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dumpster cunt
"Skip and Hunt"
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dyke
"Lezza (short for "lesbian," as "dyke" doesn't have a direct Cockney Rhyming Slang equivalent)"
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eat a penis
"Have a butcher's at a Venus."
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eat my butthole
"Chew me Khyber Pass"
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Eat my dust
"Scoff me crust"
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Fuck Donald Trump
"Duck and Dive Donald Trump"
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fuck off Karen
"Sling yer 'ook, Sharon"
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Fuck your mother
"Screw your old trouble and strife"
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Fucking animal
"Barking Barnacle"
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Fucking animal
"Barking Barnacle"
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get lost
"Get up the apples."
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Get lost, loser
"Get off, tea leaf"
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Go make me a sandwich
"Go make me a Tom and Jerry"
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hard oral sex
"hard oral sex"
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heterosexual
"Normal and Natural"
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i hate looking at you
"I hate having a butcher's at you."
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i hope you die
"I hope you brown bread."
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i hope you rot in hell
"I hope you dog and bell."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"I'm gonna have a butcher's hook at you."
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i'm sorry my love
"I'm sorry, my turtle dove."
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lesbian
"Kiki Dee"
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make me a sandwich
"Whistle and flute me a sarnie."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"My last trouble and strife didn't do this to me."
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Penis
"Hampton Wick"
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please ask my testacles
"please ask my testacles"
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saggy tits
"Baggy bits"
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semen
"Cream of the crop"
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shut the fuck up
"shut the fuck up"
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shut the hell up
"shut the hell up"
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shut up
"shut up"
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son of a prostitute
"Hampstead Heath"
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This project is going to be fucking great
"This project is going to be a fucking china plate."
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tits
"Bristol Cities"
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turd
"Richard the Third"
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Useless
"Adam and Eve"
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Useless piece of shit
"Useless bottle and glass"
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What color is your underwear
"What color is your smalls"
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what do you want for dinner?
"What do you want for plates of meat?"
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whore
"Brass Flute"
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you are completely right
"You’re bang on the money."
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you are so fat
"You're a right boat race."
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you are so fine
"You are so wine and dine."
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you are so ugly
"You are a right boat race."
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you are such a baddie
"You're such a tea leaf."
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you're a baddi
"You're a tea leaf."
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you're a baddie
"You're a tea leaf."
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your face looks like an ass
"Your boat race looks like a bottle and glass."
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