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LEARN L337 5P34K PHRASES

a homosexual "4 h0m053xu4l"
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Am Not "4m N07"
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are you on your period? "4r3 j00 0n j0ur p3r10d?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "4r3 j00 r34dy 70 4p0l0g1z3?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "4z clu573r fuX0r3d 45 5h1771n' 4nd 573pp1n' 1n 17"
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Ass fucker "455 fux0r"
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ass hole "455 h013"
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bald cunt "b4ld c|_|n+"
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balls slapping against her chin "b4ll5 514pp1n9 4941n57 h3r ch1n"
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beating the meat "b3471ng 7h3 m347"
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Bent dick "B3n7 d1ck"
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Bent Richard "B3n7 R1ch4rd"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "B1ll10n5 0f b1l10u5 blu3 bl1573r1ng b4rn4cl35 1n 4 7hund3r1ng 7ypH00n"
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blow me "bl0w m3"
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blow my load "bl0w my l04d"
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blow my load on your face "bl0w my l04d 0n y0ur f4c3"
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boobs "b00bz"
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booger suger "b00g3r 5ug3r"
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bopping the bologna "b0pp1n' th3 b010gn4"
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bouncing bozos "b0unc1ng b0z05"
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breeder "br33d3r"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "br1ng1ng 4 f4rt t0 4 5h17 f1gh7"
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bull shit "bu11 5h17"
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butt pirate "bu77 p1r4t3"
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butter face "bu773r f4c3"
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calm down and shut up "c4lm d0wn 4nd 5hµt µp"
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can i fuck you from behind "c4n 1 fux0r j00 fr0m b3h1nd"
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Can i suck your boobs "C4n i 5uck y0ur b00b5"
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carpet muncher "c4rp37 munch3r"
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chimney sweeper "ch1mn3y 5w33p3r"
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Choking the chicken "ch0k1n6 th3 ch1ck3n"
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chutney ferret "chutn3y f3rr37"
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Cock eyed Cunt "(0(k 3y3d (µn+"
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cock waffle "c0ck w4ffl3"
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cockeye "c0ck3y3"
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Cocklump "C0cklump"
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Cockscum "C0ck5cum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "C0ld3r th4n 4 5733l 701l37 0n th3 5h4dy 51d3 0f 4n 1c3b3rg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "C0ld3r th4n 4 w1tch3s t1tty 1n 4 br455 br4"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "C0ngr47ul4710n5: y0u'v3 r34ch3d 4 l3v3l 0f wr0ngn355 pr3v10u5ly r353rv3d f0r h0r05c0p35."
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coral stomper "c0r4l 570mp3r"
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Creampie "Cr34mpi3"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cr37in0u5 cun71n9 fuxh34d"
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cum "cum"
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cum dumpster "cum dump573r"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "cun7"
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cunt face "<|vq_15398|>"
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cunt lapper "<|vq_14580|>"
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curry muncher "curr¥ munch3r"
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Derby County Fan "D3rby C0unty F4n"
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dick face "d1ck f4c3"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "D1ck ju9911n9 thund3r cunt"
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Dickhead "D1ckh34d"
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did you just wake up? "d1d j00 ju57 w4k3 up?"
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die in a fire "d13 1n 4 f1r3"
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dildo munching gutter slut "d1ld0 munch1ng gutt3r 5lu7"
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dipshit "d1p5h17"
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Dirty Wanker "D1r7y W4nk3r"
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dirty whore "d1r7y wh0r3"
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Do you have any drugs? "D0 j00 h4v3 4ny drµgz?"
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do you like dick? "d0 j00 l1k3 d1ck?"
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do you want to fuck? "d0 j00 w4n7 70 fux0r?"
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Don't be a dick "D0n'7 b3 4 d1ck"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "D0n'7 74lk 5h17 70 m3"
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Donald Trump fucks children "D0n4ld Trum9 fux ch1ldr3n"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "D0n4ld Trµmp 15 4 p3d0ph1l3"
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Doublelift "D0ub13l1f7"
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douche nozzle "d00ch3 n0zzl3"
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douchebag "d00$hb@g"
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dumb bitch "dumb b1tch"
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dumb cunt "dumb c|_|nt"
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dumpster cunt "dumpt3r c|_|nt"
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dyke "d1k3"
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eat a penis "34t 4 p3n15"
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eat my butthole "34t my bu77h0l3"
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eat my butthole and die "34t my bu77h0l3 4nd di3"
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Eat my dust "347 my du57"
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eat my pussy like you want it "347 my pu55y l1k3 y0u w4n7 17"
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faggot "f4gg07"
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fat bitch "ph47 b17ch"
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flamer "fl4m3r"
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flamer "fl4m3r"
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fruit cake "fru17 c4k3"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Phuck D0n4ld Trum9"
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fuck it "phuk 17"
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Fuck Maritza "Phuck M4r1tz4"
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fuck me "phuck m3"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "phuck m3 g3ntlY w1th 4 ch41ns4w"
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fuck me hard "phuck m3 h4rd"
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fuck me hard "phuck m3 h4rd"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Phuck m3 h4rd...hurt m3"
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fuck me harder "phuck m3 h4rd3r"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Phuck m3 1n th3 455 y0u m07h3rfuck1ng pu55y."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Phuck m3 l1k3 4 p0rn 574r"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "PHUCK MY PU55Y!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "phuck 0ff K4r3n"
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Fuck off wanker "Phuck 0ff w4nk3r"
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Fuck you bastard "Phuck j00 b4574rd"
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fuck you bitch "phuck j00 b1tch"
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fuck you bitch "phuck j00 b1tch"
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fuck you cunt "phuck j00 c|_|nt"
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fuck you cunt "phuck j00 c|_|nt"
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fuck your asshole "phuck y0ur 455h0l3"
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fuck your asshole "phuck y0ur 455h0l3"
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fuck your mom "phuck y0ur m0m"
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fuck your mom "phuck y0ur m0m"
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fuck your mom's asshole "phuck y0ur m0m'5 455h013"
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fuck your mom's asshole "phuck y0ur m0m'5 455h013"
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Fuck your mother "Phuck y0ur m0th3r"
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Fucking animal "Phuck1n9 4n1m4l"
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Fucking animal "Phuck1n9 4n1m4l"
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fucking idiot "phuck1ng 1d10t"
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fucking tease "fux0r1ng t34z3"
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fucktwat "phucktw47"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "phuckw17Phur Bunn3h"
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Get fucked "G37 phuX0r3d"
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get lost "937 1057"
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Get lost, loser "637 l057, l053r"
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go finger yourself "g0 f1ng3r y0ur53lf"
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go lick a duck "60 l1ck 4 dUck"
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Go make me a sandwich "60 m4k3 m3 4 54ndw1ch"
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Go masturbate your dog "60 m457urb473 y0ur d06"
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gobble the helmet spit "g0bbl3 th3 h3lm3t 5p1t"
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grab her by the pussy "6r4b h3r by th3 pu55y"
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hard dick "h4rd d1ck"
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hard oral sex "h4rd 0r4l 53x"
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he likes dick "h3 l1k35 d1ck"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "h3r pu55y 15 45 h41ry 45 4n 80'5 p0rn574r"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "h3r pu55y 15 45 w37 45 4n 0773r'5 p0ck37"
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heterosexual "h3t3r0s3xu4l"
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Hide Yourself "H1d3 Y0ur53lf"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "h15 d1ck l00k5 l1k3 4 pr150n3r'5 l3g"
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how the fuck "h0w t3h fux0r"
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hurt me "h4r7 m3"
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I fucked your mom last night "1 phuck3d y0ur m0m l45t n1ght"
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i hate looking at you "1 h473 l00k1n6 47 y0u"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "1 h4v3 th3 b0dy 0f 4 g0d—unf0rtun473ly th3 g0d 0f 5m4ll, d3pr3551ng v1ll4g35."
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i hope you die "i h0p3 y0u di3"
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I hope you outlive your children "1 h0p3 j00 0u7l1v3 j00r ch1ldr3n"
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i hope you rot in hell "1 h0p3 j00 r07 1n h3ll"
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i just took a massive shit "1 ju57 700k 4 m4551v3 5h17"
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I like big butts "1 1ik3 b1g bu775"
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I love you "1 10v3 j00"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "1 m4d3 4 hu93 t0-d0 l157 t0d4y. 1 ju57 n33d t0 f19ur3 0u7 wh0'5 901n9 t0 d0 17."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "1 m4d3 4 hu93 t0-d0 l157 t0d4y. 1 ju57 n33d t0 f19ur3 0u7 wh0'5 901n9 t0 d0 17."
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I think i crapped my pants "1 7h1nk 1 cr4pp3d my p4n75"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "1 701d my b055 70 h4v3 4 n1c3 l1f3. H3 541d h3 4lr34dy h45 0n3—1 d1dn’7 r34l1z3 un3mpl0ym3n7 c0uld b3 5mug."
📈 21 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "1 w4n7 70 fux0r j00 l1k3 4 d06 4nd c|_|m 1n51d3 j00r pu55y"
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I want to watch you masturbate "1 w4n7 70 w47ch y0u m457urb473"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "1 w45 g01ng t0 0ff3r y0u 4 dr1nk, but y0ur 574nd4rd5 4r3 4lr34dy w47er3d d0wn."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "1 w0n'7 54y y0u'r3 cl1ngy—l37'5 ju57 54y y0u'v3 g07 m0r3 h0ld 7h4n ch34p 5up3rglu3."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "1 w0n'7 54y y0u'r3 cl1ngy—l37'5 ju57 54y y0u'v3 g07 m0r3 h0ld 7h4n ch34p 5up3rglu3."
📈 0 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "1'm g0nn4 b347 7h3 5h17 0u7 0f y0u"
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i'm sorry my love "1'm 50rry my l0v3"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "1'v3 g07 4 5p4r3 m1nu73 73ll m3 3v3ry7h1ng y0u kn0w"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "1'd t3ll y0u t0 g0 t0 H3ll, but 1'm afr41d y0u'd b3 pr0m0t3d t0 m4n4g3r."
📈 22 VIEWS
I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "1'm 4b0u7 45 c0mf0r748l3 45 4 wh0r3 1n 8 4m church 53rv1c3"
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "1'm n07 54y1n6 1'm u6ly, bu7 my r3fl3c710n 45k3d f0r 4n 35c0r7 h0m3."
📈 22 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "1f k4rm4 d03sn't h1t y0u, 1 w1ll"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "1f l1f3 g1v35 y0u l3m0n5, 7hr0w 7h3m 47 p30pl3 y0u d15l1k3—v1t4m1n C w17h 4771tud3."
📈 23 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "1f y0u d0n'7 h4v3 h473r5, y0u'r3 pr0b4bly n07 0n 7h3 GP5 0f 4ny0n3'5 dr4m4."
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kiss my ass "k155 my 455"
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kiss my black ass "k155 my b14ck 455"
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lesbian "135b14n"
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lick spittle "1!ck 5p177l3"
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look at this nigga "100k 47 7h15 n1994"
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make me a sandwich "m4k3 m3 4 54ndw1ch"
📈 27 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "My d4t1ng l1f3 15 l1k3 4 50ftw4r3 b374: l0t5 0f bug5, 3ndl355 upd4735, n0 l4unch d473."
📈 21 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "My f4m1ly r3d3f1n35 ‘dy5funct10n4l’—w3’r3 4 l1m1t3d-t1m3 3xh1b1t 0n b4d d3c1510n5."
📈 22 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "my l45t g1r1fri3nd d1dn'7 d0 7h15 70 m3"
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "N3rv0u5 45 4 l0ng t41l c47 1n 4 r00m fu11 0f r0ck1ng ch41r5"
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nigga please "n1gg4 pl34z3"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "0ff 1n th4t g3n3r4l d1r3ct10n 15 wh3r3 1 w4nt y0u t0 fux0r"
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once you go black you never go back "0nc3 y0u g0 bl4ck y0u n3v3r g0 b4ck"
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one coffee please "0n3 c0ff33 plz"
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "0ur f4m1ly tr33 15 m0r3 0f 4 c4ctu5—5p1ky, l0w-m41nt3n4nc3, 4nd 0cc4510n4lly p0150n0u5."
📈 25 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "P41n7 7h3 w4ll5 w17h y0ur br41n"
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Penis "P3n15"
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please ask my testacles "pl3453 45k my t35t1cl35"
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saggy tits "54ggy t1tz"
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scumbag "5cum84g"
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semen "53m3n"
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shit gibbon "5h17 g1bb0n"
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show your tits "5h0w y0ur t1t5"
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show your tits! "5h0w y0ur t1t5!"
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shut the fuck up "5hµt th3 fµck µp"
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shut the hell up "5hu7 7h3 h3ll up"
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shut up "5hµt µp"
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shut your god damn mouth "5hu7 y0ur g0d d4mn m0u7h"
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son of a prostitute "50n 0f 4 pr0571tu73"
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Suck my dick asshole. "5uck my d1ck 455h013."
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Suck start a shotgun "5uck 574r7 4 5h07gun"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "5w34t1ng l1k3 4 gyp5y w1th 4 m0rtg4g3"
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thick as pig shit "+h1ck 45 p1g 5h1+"
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This project is going to be fucking great "7h15 pr0j3c7 15 g01ng 70 b3 fu(k1ng gr347"
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tight as a ducks ass "71gh7 45 4 dUCK'5 455"
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tits "t1tz"
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turd "turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "U53fu1 45 4 0n3 13gg3d m4n 1n 4n 455 k1ck1ng c0nt357"
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Useless "U53l355"
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Useless piece of shit "U53l355 p13c3 0f 5h17"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "W3ll, w3ll, w3ll, l00k 47 wh47 7h3 c47 dr4gg3d 1n!"
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wet pussy "w37 pu55y"
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What color is your underwear "Wh47 c010r 15 y0ur und3rw34r"
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what do you want for dinner? "wh47 d0 y0u w4n7 f0r d1nn3r?"
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what the devil "wh47 73h d3v1l"
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what the fuck dude "wh47 7h3 fux0r d00d"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Wh47'5 c00k1n', 600d l00k1n'?"
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Where is the bathroom? "Wh3r3 15 th3 b47hr00m?"
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whore "wh0r3"
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you are completely right "y0u 4r3 c0mpl373ly r1gh7"
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you are so fat "j00 4r3 50 ph47"
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you are so fine "j00 4r3 50 ph1n3"
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you are so ugly "j00 4r3 50 uglY"
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you are such a baddie "y0u 4r3 5uch 4 b4ddi3"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Y0u br1ng 3v3ry0n3 50 much j0y wh3n y0u l34v3 th3 r00m."
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you're a baddi "y0u'r3 4 b4dd1"
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you're a baddie "y0u'r3 4 b4ddi3"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "y0u'r3 4 c|_|nt, f|_|ck 0ff"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Y0u'r3 fux0ring th15 g04t, 1'm ju57 h3r3 t0 h0ld th3 h0rn5"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Y0u'r3 h1gh3r th4n g1r4ff3 pu55y"
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Y0u’r3 pr00f 3v0lut10n c4n g0 b4ckw4rd w1th pr0p3r m0t1v4t10n."
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your face looks like an ass "y0ur f4c3 l00k5 l1k3 4n 455"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Y0ur p3r50n4l1ty 15 l1k3 d3c4f: d15app01nt1ng bu7 c0uld 57ill ru1n my n1gh7"
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