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LEARN PIRATE PHRASES

a homosexual "A matey who sails the same seas"
📈 6 VIEWS
Am Not "Ain't"
📈 6 VIEWS
are you on your period? "Be ye sailin' the crimson tide?"
📈 5 VIEWS
Are you ready to apologize? "Be ye ready to beg fer mercy?"
📈 4 VIEWS
As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "As tangled as a sea serpent in a net, like droppin' yer anchor in yer own bilge."
📈 4 VIEWS
Ass fucker "Arse plunderer"
📈 5 VIEWS
ass hole "arse hatch"
📈 4 VIEWS
bald cunt "bald cunt"
📈 5 VIEWS
balls slapping against her chin "balls slapping against her chin"
📈 5 VIEWS
beating the meat "beating the meat"
📈 6 VIEWS
Bent dick "Warped spar"
📈 5 VIEWS
Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
📈 6 VIEWS
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Billions o' bilious blue blisterin' barnacles in a thunderin' typhoon!"
📈 6 VIEWS
blow me "Blow me down!"
📈 6 VIEWS
blow my load "fire me cannon"
📈 5 VIEWS
blow my load on your face "Unleash me cannonfire upon yer visage"
📈 5 VIEWS
boobs "Chest treasures"
📈 5 VIEWS
booger suger "Nose candy"
📈 6 VIEWS
bopping the bologna "Swabbin' the deckhand"
📈 5 VIEWS
bouncing bozos "leaping lubbers"
📈 6 VIEWS
breeder "Sprog-maker"
📈 4 VIEWS
bringing a fart to a shit fight "bringing a breeze to a cannon battle"
📈 3 VIEWS
bull shit "Bilge rat droppings"
📈 6 VIEWS
butt pirate "Arse buccaneer"
📈 5 VIEWS
butter face "Everythin' about 'er be shipshape, but 'er face be fit fer Davy Jones' locker."
📈 8 VIEWS
calm down and shut up "Pipe down and belay yer jawin'."
📈 6 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind "Can I plunder ye from aft?"
📈 6 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs "Can I plunder yer chest treasure?"
📈 5 VIEWS
carpet muncher "Rug rat"
📈 7 VIEWS
chimney sweeper "Flue scrubber"
📈 7 VIEWS
Choking the chicken "Stranglin' the parrot"
📈 6 VIEWS
chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
📈 6 VIEWS
Cock eyed Cunt "Squiffy Wench"
📈 5 VIEWS
cock waffle "Cock waffle"
📈 2 VIEWS
cockeye "Squiffy"
📈 6 VIEWS
Cocklump "Bilge rat"
📈 5 VIEWS
Cockscum "Bilge rat"
📈 5 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Colder than a chest o' doubloons at the bottom o' the sea."
📈 3 VIEWS
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Colder than a witch's bosom in a brassiere o' brass."
📈 7 VIEWS
Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Ye've reached a level o' wrongness that'd make even a horoscope blush, ye have!"
📈 2 VIEWS
coral stomper "Coral crusher"
📈 7 VIEWS
Creampie "Cream-filled treasure pie"
📈 7 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Ye scurvy, addle-brained bilge rat"
📈 6 VIEWS
cum "Arrive"
📈 5 VIEWS
cum dumpster "Bilge rat's wench"
📈 5 VIEWS
cun "Cunt"
📈 5 VIEWS
cunt "cunt"
📈 6 VIEWS
cunt face "Scallywag mug"
📈 4 VIEWS
cunt lapper "Cunt lapper"
📈 4 VIEWS
curry muncher "Spice gobbler"
📈 4 VIEWS
Derby County Fan "Derby County Matey"
📈 5 VIEWS
dick face "Scallywag mug"
📈 5 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt "Cannonball-jugglin' thunder wench"
📈 5 VIEWS
Dickhead "Bilge rat"
📈 5 VIEWS
did you just wake up? "Did ye just be rousin' from yer bunk?"
📈 5 VIEWS
die in a fire "Meet Davy Jones in a blaze."
📈 7 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut "Barnacle-bitin' bilge wench"
📈 5 VIEWS
dipshit "Bilge rat"
📈 5 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker "Filthy Bilge Rat"
📈 4 VIEWS
dirty whore "Filthy wench"
📈 4 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs? "Be ye havin' any o' that devil's brew?"
📈 2 VIEWS
do you like dick? "Be ye fond o' the captain's log?"
📈 2 VIEWS
do you want to fuck? "Be ye lookin' to swash me buckles?"
📈 4 VIEWS
Don't be a dick "Don't be a bilge rat."
📈 4 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me "Don't be flappin' yer gob at me."
📈 6 VIEWS
Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump be makin' merry with sprogs"
📈 6 VIEWS
Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump be a scallywag who preys on the young."
📈 6 VIEWS
Doublelift "Doublelift"
📈 7 VIEWS
douche nozzle "bilge rat"
📈 3 VIEWS
douchebag "Bilge rat"
📈 7 VIEWS
dumb bitch "Daft wench"
📈 6 VIEWS
dumb cunt "Addled wench"
📈 5 VIEWS
dumpster cunt "Bilge rat"
📈 5 VIEWS
dyke "Scuttlebutt"
📈 5 VIEWS
eat a penis "Swallow the cap'n's spar."
📈 4 VIEWS
eat my butthole "Feast on me arsehole!"
📈 5 VIEWS
eat my butthole and die "Feast on me arse and meet Davy Jones!"
📈 4 VIEWS
Eat my dust "Swab me wake"
📈 6 VIEWS
eat my pussy like you want it "Devour me treasure like ye crave it."
📈 5 VIEWS
faggot "Bilge rat"
📈 3 VIEWS
fat bitch "Portly wench"
📈 2 VIEWS
flamer "Fire-spitter"
📈 4 VIEWS
flamer "Fire-spitter"
📈 4 VIEWS
fruit cake "fruit cake"
📈 4 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump "Curse ye, Donald Trump!"
📈 5 VIEWS
fuck it "Blow me down!"
📈 2 VIEWS
Fuck Maritza "Curse Maritza"
📈 2 VIEWS
fuck me "Blow me down!"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Blow me down with a gentle breeze and a cutlass."
📈 4 VIEWS
fuck me hard "Blow me down!"
📈 3 VIEWS
Fuck me hard...hurt me "Blow me down...give me a broadside!"
📈 4 VIEWS
fuck me harder "Plunder me deeper!"
📈 2 VIEWS
Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Shiver me timbers, ye lily-livered scallywag!"
📈 2 VIEWS
Fuck me like a porn star "Plunder me like a wench from Tortuga!"
📈 2 VIEWS
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "SHIVER ME TIMBERS!!!!!!"
📈 2 VIEWS
fuck off Karen "Shove off, ye scallywag Karen!"
📈 4 VIEWS
Fuck off wanker "Bugger off, ye scallywag!"
📈 3 VIEWS
Fuck you bastard "Curse ye, ye scurvy dog!"
📈 2 VIEWS
fuck you bitch "Curse ye, wench!"
📈 6 VIEWS
fuck you bitch "Curse ye, wench!"
📈 6 VIEWS
fuck you cunt "Curse ye, ye scallywag!"
📈 5 VIEWS
fuck you cunt "Curse ye, ye scallywag!"
📈 5 VIEWS
fuck your asshole "Shiver yer arsehole!"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck your asshole "Shiver yer arsehole!"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck your mom "Swab the decks with yer mother!"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck your mom "Swab the decks with yer mother!"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole "Plunder yer mum's arsehole"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole "Plunder yer mum's arsehole"
📈 3 VIEWS
Fuck your mother "Swab the deck with yer mother!"
📈 6 VIEWS
Fucking animal "Blasted beast"
📈 5 VIEWS
Fucking animal "Blasted beast"
📈 5 VIEWS
fucking idiot "blasted fool"
📈 2 VIEWS
fucking tease "blasted tease"
📈 3 VIEWS
fucktwat "Scallywag"
📈 3 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny "ye scallywag"
📈 3 VIEWS
Get fucked "Get scuppered"
📈 7 VIEWS
get lost "Walk the plank!"
📈 5 VIEWS
Get lost, loser "Be off with ye, scallywag!"
📈 7 VIEWS
go finger yourself "Go swab yer own deck!"
📈 3 VIEWS
go lick a duck "Go kiss a barnacle."
📈 2 VIEWS
Go make me a sandwich "Go make me a sandwich, ye scallywag!"
📈 5 VIEWS
Go masturbate your dog "Go swab yer dog's deck."
📈 3 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit "Swallow the cap'n's spit"
📈 2 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy "Seize her by the treasure chest"
📈 3 VIEWS
hard dick "stiff mast"
📈 3 VIEWS
hard oral sex "hard oral sex"
📈 5 VIEWS
he likes dick "He be fancyin' the mast."
📈 2 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Her treasure chest be as hairy as a wench from the golden age of piracy."
📈 2 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Her treasure chest be as wet as a sea otter's pouch."
📈 2 VIEWS
heterosexual "Lad or lass who fancies the opposite crew"
📈 6 VIEWS
Hide Yourself "Batten down yer hatches!"
📈 2 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg "His mast looks like a scallywag's peg."
📈 3 VIEWS
how the fuck "how the blimey"
📈 4 VIEWS
hurt me "Scuttle me."
📈 4 VIEWS
I fucked your mom last night "I plundered yer mum last night."
📈 2 VIEWS
i hate looking at you "I be hatin' the sight o' ye."
📈 5 VIEWS
I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "I be havin' the body of a god—alas, 'tis the god of tiny, sorry ports."
📈 3 VIEWS
i hope you die "I be hopin' ye meet Davy Jones!"
📈 6 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children "I hope ye live to see yer sprogs sail beyond the horizon afore ye."
📈 3 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell "I hope ye rot in Davy Jones' locker!"
📈 5 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit "I just dropped a mighty load in the head."
📈 4 VIEWS
I like big butts "I fancy grand sterns"
📈 3 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I scribbled a mighty list o' tasks today. Now I just need to find out who be the poor soul to tackle 'em."
📈 3 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I scribbled a mighty list o' tasks today. Now I just need to find out who be the poor soul to tackle 'em."
📈 3 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants "I reckon I filled me breeches with bilge."
📈 2 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "I told me captain to enjoy his days in Davy Jones' locker. He said he already be doin' so—I didn’t reckon bein' marooned could be so smug."
📈 3 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "I be wantin' to plunder ye like a sea dog and spill me seed in yer treasure chest."
📈 5 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "I was goin' to offer ye a drink, but yer standards be already watered down like bilge grog."
📈 3 VIEWS
I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "I won't say ye're clingy—let's just say ye've got more grip than a barnacle on a ship's hull."
📈 3 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "I'll be knockin' the bilge rats outta ye!"
📈 4 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love "Arrr, I be sorry, me heartie."
📈 5 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "I've got a spare minute, spill yer guts 'n tell me all ye know!"
📈 2 VIEWS
I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "I'd tell ye to sail to Davy Jones' locker, but I'm afeard ye'd be made captain."
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "I be feelin' as out o' place as a wench in a Sunday mornin' sermon."
📈 3 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "I ain't sayin' I'm uglier than a barnacle-covered bilge rat, but me reflection asked fer a crew t' escort it back t' th' ship."
📈 2 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "If karma don’t strike ye down, I be the one to do it, I will."
📈 4 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "If life gives ye lemons, hurl 'em at those ye despise—vitamin C with a snarl."
📈 4 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "If ye ain't got no scallywags cursin' yer name, ye ain't sailin' on the map o' anyone's squabbles."
📈 3 VIEWS
kiss my ass "Plant a wet one on me arse."
📈 2 VIEWS
kiss my black ass "Plant a smacker on me black arse!"
📈 2 VIEWS
lesbian "Sea wench who sails with her own crew"
📈 4 VIEWS
lick spittle "Bootlicker"
📈 2 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Arr, cast yer eyes upon this scallywag!"
📈 4 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Fix me some grub, ye scallywag!"
📈 6 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Me courtin' life be like a ship still bein' built: full o' leaks, constant repairs, and ne'er ready t' set sail."
📈 3 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Me crew be redefinin' 'dysfunctional'—we're a limited-time exhibit on poor choices."
📈 4 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Me last lass didn't do this to me."
📈 4 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Jumpy as a one-legged pirate in a cannonball fight."
📈 2 VIEWS
nigga please "Matey, ye be jestin'."
📈 5 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Set sail in that general direction and be damned!"
📈 4 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Once ye go black, ye ne'er return to the track."
📈 4 VIEWS
one coffee please "One coffee, if ye please."
📈 4 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Arr family tree be more like a sea urchin—prickly, easy to keep, and sometimes deadly."
📈 2 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Swab the decks with yer brains."
📈 2 VIEWS
Penis "Swashbuckler's mast"
📈 6 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "please ask my testacles"
📈 6 VIEWS
saggy tits "Droopy jugs"
📈 6 VIEWS
scumbag "Bilge rat"
📈 2 VIEWS
semen "Seamen"
📈 4 VIEWS
shit gibbon "Bilge monkey"
📈 3 VIEWS
show your tits "Hoist yer jolly rogers!"
📈 5 VIEWS
show your tits! "Hoist yer jolly rogers!"
📈 5 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "shut the fuck up"
📈 7 VIEWS
shut the hell up "shut the hell up"
📈 6 VIEWS
shut up "shut up"
📈 5 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth "Belay yer goddamn tongue!"
📈 3 VIEWS
son of a prostitute "Son of a sea hag"
📈 6 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Swab me deck, ye scallywag!"
📈 2 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Blow the barnacles off a blunderbuss"
📈 3 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sweatin' like a buccaneer in a dead calm."
📈 2 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "Thick as barnacle-covered plank"
📈 3 VIEWS
This project is going to be fucking great "This project be goin' to be fuckin' great, arrr!"
📈 7 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "Tighter than a mermaid's corset"
📈 2 VIEWS
tits "Jugs"
📈 4 VIEWS
turd "Dungheap"
📈 4 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "As useful as a one-legged pirate in a sword fight."
📈 2 VIEWS
Useless "Not worth a spit"
📈 5 VIEWS
Useless piece of shit "Worthless bilge rat"
📈 6 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Arrr, arrr, arrr, look what the tide be washin' ashore!"
📈 7 VIEWS
wet pussy "Damp feline"
📈 3 VIEWS
What color is your underwear "What be th' color o' yer undergarments"
📈 6 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "What be ye hankerin' fer fer supper?"
📈 4 VIEWS
what the devil "What in Davy Jones' locker"
📈 2 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "What the blazes, matey!"
📈 3 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "What's brewin', ye fine lookin' lass?"
📈 2 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Whar be the head?"
📈 3 VIEWS
whore "strumpet"
📈 5 VIEWS
you are completely right "Ye be dead on target!"
📈 5 VIEWS
you are so fat "Ye be as fat as a whale's belly!"
📈 4 VIEWS
you are so fine "Ye be as fair as a treasure chest full o' gold!"
📈 5 VIEWS
you are so ugly "Ye be as ugly as a barnacle-covered bilge rat!"
📈 6 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "Ye be such a scallywag!"
📈 6 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Ye bring everyone so much joy when ye be leavin' the cabin."
📈 3 VIEWS
you're a baddi "Ye be a scallywag."
📈 5 VIEWS
you're a baddie "Ye be a scallywag."
📈 4 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "Ye be a scallywag, shove off!"
📈 4 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Ye be shaggin' this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns."
📈 2 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ye be higher than a crow's nest in a hurricane."
📈 2 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ye be proof that even evolution can sail in reverse with the right wind in yer sails."
📈 2 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Yer mug be lookin' like a scallywag's arse!"
📈 6 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Yer personality be like watered-down grog: a letdown, yet still capable of scuttlin' me night."
📈 2 VIEWS