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LEARN VALLEY GIRL PHRASES

a homosexual "Like, a total friend of Dorothy, you know?"
📈 101 VIEWS
Am Not "Like, no way!"
📈 106 VIEWS
are you on your period? "Are you, like, riding the crimson wave?"
📈 98 VIEWS
Are you ready to apologize? "Like, are you totally ready to say you're sorry or what?"
📈 113 VIEWS
As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Like, totally as messed up as, like, pooping and then, like, stepping right in it, ya know?"
📈 76 VIEWS
Ass fucker "Butt munch"
📈 100 VIEWS
ass hole "total jerk"
📈 110 VIEWS
bald cunt "Like, total bald bitch"
📈 105 VIEWS
balls slapping against her chin "Like, totally, his junk was, like, bouncing off her chin, for sure!"
📈 85 VIEWS
beating the meat "like, tenderizing the steak, ya know?"
📈 109 VIEWS
Bent dick "Like, crooked schlong"
📈 105 VIEWS
Bent Richard "Totally twisted, like, Richard"
📈 97 VIEWS
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Like, oh my God, a bajillion totally gnarly blue barnacles in a majorly epic storm!"
📈 86 VIEWS
blow me "Like, gag me with a spoon!"
📈 106 VIEWS
blow my load "Like, totally lose my cool"
📈 101 VIEWS
blow my load on your face "Like, totally blow my stash all over your face, for sure!"
📈 95 VIEWS
boobs "tatas"
📈 104 VIEWS
booger suger "nose candy"
📈 101 VIEWS
bopping the bologna "like, flicking the bean"
📈 108 VIEWS
bouncing bozos "like, total airheads"
📈 107 VIEWS
breeder "baby factory"
📈 104 VIEWS
bringing a fart to a shit fight "bringing a burp to a drama fest"
📈 84 VIEWS
bull shit "Like, total BS"
📈 107 VIEWS
butt pirate "Booty bandit"
📈 151 VIEWS
butter face "Like, everything but her face."
📈 109 VIEWS
calm down and shut up "Chill out and, like, zip it."
📈 104 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind "Like, can I totally do you from the back?"
📈 86 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs "Like, can I totally, like, suck your boobs?"
📈 86 VIEWS
carpet muncher "Rug muncher"
📈 109 VIEWS
chimney sweeper "Chimney sweeper"
📈 99 VIEWS
Choking the chicken "Like, totally flicking the bean, you know?"
📈 117 VIEWS
chutney ferret "Like, total weirdo"
📈 105 VIEWS
Cock eyed Cunt "Like, totally wonky bitch"
📈 99 VIEWS
cock waffle "Like, total douchecanoe"
📈 100 VIEWS
cockeye "Like, totally wonky"
📈 109 VIEWS
Cocklump "Like, total douchebag"
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Cockscum "Like, total scumbag"
📈 103 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Like, totally colder than a Frappuccino in the back of a freezer, you know?"
📈 79 VIEWS
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Like, totally colder than a witch's boob in a metal bra, for sure!"
📈 126 VIEWS
Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Congrats, like, you've hit a level of wrong that's, like, totally reserved for horoscopes, for sure!"
📈 81 VIEWS
coral stomper "Like, total buzzkill"
📈 98 VIEWS
Creampie "Like, totally filled donut"
📈 89 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Like, total cretinous bitch-ass fuckhead"
📈 84 VIEWS
cum "Like, totally finish"
📈 98 VIEWS
cum dumpster "Like, total trash receptacle for dudes."
📈 102 VIEWS
cun "Cun"
📈 103 VIEWS
cunt "Like, total bitch"
📈 101 VIEWS
cunt face "Cunt face"
📈 99 VIEWS
cunt lapper "carpet muncher"
📈 108 VIEWS
curry muncher "Spice snacker"
📈 101 VIEWS
Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
📈 97 VIEWS
dick face "Like, total jerk face"
📈 100 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt "Like, total drama queen with a major attitude problem"
📈 101 VIEWS
Dickhead "Total douchebag"
📈 101 VIEWS
did you just wake up? "Like, did you just, like, roll out of bed or something?"
📈 97 VIEWS
die in a fire "Like, go roast in a bonfire, or whatever."
📈 112 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut "Like, total trashy skank"
📈 94 VIEWS
dipshit "Total airhead"
📈 108 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker "Total Creep"
📈 107 VIEWS
dirty whore "Total skank"
📈 105 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs? "Like, do you have any, like, party favors?"
📈 101 VIEWS
do you like dick? "Like, are you into guys?"
📈 103 VIEWS
do you want to fuck? "Like, do you wanna, you know, hook up?"
📈 97 VIEWS
Don't be a dick "Don't be such a jerk."
📈 104 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me "Like, don't be all talking trash to me, okay?"
📈 103 VIEWS
Donald Trump fucks children "Like, Donald Trump totally, like, hooks up with kids, or whatever."
📈 78 VIEWS
Donald Trump is a pedophile "Like, Donald Trump is, like, totally a pedophile, you know?"
📈 84 VIEWS
Doublelift "Like, total carry, for sure!"
📈 106 VIEWS
douche nozzle "Douche nozzle"
📈 96 VIEWS
douchebag "Total skeez."
📈 95 VIEWS
dumb bitch "Total airhead"
📈 105 VIEWS
dumb cunt "Total airhead"
📈 102 VIEWS
dumpster cunt "trash box"
📈 96 VIEWS
dyke "Lez"
📈 104 VIEWS
eat a penis "Like, gag me with a spoon!"
📈 101 VIEWS
eat my butthole "Like, eat my butt, totally!"
📈 106 VIEWS
eat my butthole and die "Like, eat my butt and totally die, okay?"
📈 98 VIEWS
Eat my dust "Like, eat my dust, totally!"
📈 101 VIEWS
eat my pussy like you want it "Like, totally go down on me like you mean it!"
📈 81 VIEWS
faggot "Like, total loser"
📈 103 VIEWS
fat bitch "Like, total cow"
📈 102 VIEWS
flamer "Total fire hazard"
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flamer "Total fire hazard"
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fruit cake "Total space cadet"
📈 102 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump "Like, totally screw Donald Trump"
📈 101 VIEWS
fuck it "Like, whatever!"
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Fuck Maritza "Like, screw Maritza, totally!"
📈 97 VIEWS
fuck me "Like, oh my god, seriously?!"
📈 101 VIEWS
fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Like, gag me with a spoon, seriously!"
📈 86 VIEWS
fuck me hard "Like, totally screw me, for sure!"
📈 104 VIEWS
fuck me hard "Like, totally screw me, for sure!"
📈 104 VIEWS
Fuck me hard...hurt me "Like, totally wreck me...make it hurt"
📈 92 VIEWS
fuck me harder "Like, oh my God, do me way more intensely!"
📈 93 VIEWS
Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Like, oh my God, screw me over, you total freaking wuss."
📈 59 VIEWS
Fuck me like a porn star "Like, do me like a total porn star, for sure!"
📈 93 VIEWS
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "Like, oh my God, screw my kitty!!!!!!!"
📈 96 VIEWS
fuck off Karen "Like, gag me with a spoon, Karen!"
📈 103 VIEWS
Fuck off wanker "Like, totally gag me with a spoon, loser!"
📈 100 VIEWS
Fuck you bastard "Like, screw you, loser!"
📈 110 VIEWS
fuck you bitch "Like, screw you, you total bitch!"
📈 181 VIEWS
fuck you bitch "Like, screw you, you total bitch!"
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fuck you cunt "Like, screw you, bitch!"
📈 198 VIEWS
fuck you cunt "Like, screw you, bitch!"
📈 198 VIEWS
fuck your asshole "Like, screw your butt, totally!"
📈 95 VIEWS
fuck your asshole "Like, screw your butt, totally!"
📈 95 VIEWS
fuck your mom "Like, screw your mom, for sure!"
📈 93 VIEWS
fuck your mom "Like, screw your mom, for sure!"
📈 93 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole "Like, screw your mom's butt, for sure!"
📈 97 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole "Like, screw your mom's butt, for sure!"
📈 97 VIEWS
Fuck your mother "Like, gag me with a spoon, your mom!"
📈 107 VIEWS
Fucking animal "Like, total beast"
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Fucking animal "Like, total beast"
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fucking idiot "like, total idiot"
📈 97 VIEWS
fucking tease "total tease"
📈 103 VIEWS
fucktwat "Like, total fucktwat"
📈 87 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny "Like, total airhead"
📈 108 VIEWS
Get fucked "Like, go screw yourself!"
📈 89 VIEWS
get lost "Like, take a hike!"
📈 100 VIEWS
Get lost, loser "Like, get lost, loser!"
📈 92 VIEWS
go finger yourself "Like, go flick your own bean, okay?"
📈 102 VIEWS
go lick a duck "Like, go suck an egg"
📈 105 VIEWS
Go make me a sandwich "Like, go make me a sandwich, totally!"
📈 90 VIEWS
Go masturbate your dog "Like, go totally, um, handle your dog's business or whatever."
📈 93 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit "Like, totally polish the knob, duh"
📈 97 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy "Like, totally just, like, grab her by the hoo-ha, ya know?"
📈 87 VIEWS
hard dick "Like, totally stiffy"
📈 102 VIEWS
hard oral sex "Like, totally intense mouth action"
📈 109 VIEWS
he likes dick "He like, totally digs dudes."
📈 91 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Like, her kitty is totally rocking that 80's pornstar vibe, you know?"
📈 79 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Like, her kitty is totally as wet as, like, an otter's pocket, you know?"
📈 78 VIEWS
heterosexual "Straight"
📈 102 VIEWS
Hide Yourself "Like, totally ghost yourself"
📈 101 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg "His junk looks like, totally, a prisoner's leg."
📈 118 VIEWS
how the fuck "Like, how the eff"
📈 132 VIEWS
hurt me "like, totally wreck me"
📈 103 VIEWS
I fucked your mom last night "Like, I totally hooked up with your mom last night, for sure!"
📈 73 VIEWS
i hate looking at you "Like, ugh, I can't even with your face."
📈 91 VIEWS
I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "I, like, totally have the body of a god—ugh, but it's, like, the god of, like, tiny, totally lame villages."
📈 86 VIEWS
i hope you die "Like, I totally hope you, like, drop dead or something."
📈 100 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children "I, like, totally hope your kids, like, outlive you."
📈 72 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell "Like, I totally hope you burn in, like, the worst place ever, for sure!"
📈 97 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit "I, like, just dropped a major deuce."
📈 91 VIEWS
I like big butts "I'm, like, totally into big butts"
📈 102 VIEWS
I love you "Like, oh my God, I'm totally obsessed with you!"
📈 89 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I, like, totally made this massive to-do list today. Now I just gotta, like, figure out who's gonna, you know, actually do it."
📈 90 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "I, like, totally made this massive to-do list today. Now I just gotta, like, figure out who's gonna, you know, actually do it."
📈 90 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants "Like, I totally think I just, like, pooped my pants, for sure!"
📈 92 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "I was like, "Have a nice life," to my boss, and he was all, "I already do." I mean, who knew being jobless could be so, like, totally smug?"
📈 58 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Like, I totally wanna do you like a dog and, like, finish inside your vajayjay."
📈 73 VIEWS
I want to watch you masturbate "I, like, totally wanna watch you, like, do your thing."
📈 81 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "I was like, totally gonna offer you a drink, but your standards are already, like, so watered down."
📈 84 VIEWS
I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "I won't say you're clingy—let's just say you're like, totally stuck on like, everything."
📈 76 VIEWS
I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "I'm not gonna say you're clingy—let's just say you're like, totally stuck on, like, everything."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "I'm like, totally gonna kick your ass."
📈 83 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love "Like, totally sorry, babe"
📈 109 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "I've got, like, a sec, spill all the tea!"
📈 75 VIEWS
I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Like, I’d totally tell you to go to, like, Hell or whatever, but I’m, like, scared you’d end up being, like, the boss or something."
📈 78 VIEWS
I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "I'm like, totally as comfy as a hooker at an 8 am church service, ya know?"
📈 63 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "I'm not saying I'm, like, totally fugly or anything, but my reflection legit asked for a ride home."
📈 62 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Like, if karma doesn't totally get you, I so will!"
📈 89 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Like, if life gives you lemons, totally chuck them at people you can't stand—vitamin C with, like, major sass."
📈 83 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "If you don't have haters, you're like totally not even on anyone's drama radar."
📈 72 VIEWS
kiss my ass "Like, kiss my butt, okay?"
📈 102 VIEWS
kiss my black ass "Like, kiss my totally tanned booty, okay?"
📈 100 VIEWS
lesbian "Like, girl crush"
📈 106 VIEWS
lick spittle "total suck-up"
📈 101 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Like, check out this dude"
📈 97 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Like, can you, like, make me a sandwich or whatever?"
📈 109 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "My dating life is, like, totally in beta mode: so many glitches, constant updates, and, like, no official release date, you know?"
📈 75 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Like, my family totally redefines 'dysfunctional'—we're, like, a pop-up museum of epic fails."
📈 100 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Like, my ex-totally didn't pull this on me."
📈 88 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Like, totally freaking out, like a cat in a room full of rocking chairs, you know?"
📈 78 VIEWS
nigga please "Like, seriously, dude, no way!"
📈 100 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Like, go fuck off over there, okay?"
📈 76 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Like, once you go black, you totally never go back, for sure!"
📈 80 VIEWS
one coffee please "Like, can I get a coffee, please?"
📈 105 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Like, our family tree is totally more of a cactus—super prickly, low-key, and sometimes, like, toxic."
📈 72 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Like, totally splatter your thoughts all over the place, for sure!"
📈 80 VIEWS
Penis "Like, totally a schlong"
📈 100 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "Like, could you totally ask my balls?"
📈 166 VIEWS
saggy tits "Droopy boobs"
📈 95 VIEWS
scumbag "Total skeeze"
📈 101 VIEWS
semen "jizz"
📈 98 VIEWS
shit gibbon "Like, total shit gibbon, for sure!"
📈 121 VIEWS
show your tits "Like, totally flash your boobs!"
📈 93 VIEWS
show your tits! "Like, totally flash your boobs!"
📈 94 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "Like, shut the eff up, seriously!"
📈 104 VIEWS
shut the hell up "Like, shut up, seriously!"
📈 101 VIEWS
shut up "Shut up!"
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shut your god damn mouth "Like, shut your freakin' mouth, okay?"
📈 104 VIEWS
son of a prostitute "Son of a bitch"
📈 100 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Like, suck it, loser!"
📈 106 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Like, totally eat a bullet, for sure"
📈 95 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sweating like, oh my God, a total mess with a home loan."
📈 86 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "Like, totally dense, you know?"
📈 107 VIEWS
This project is going to be fucking great "Oh my God, like, this project is gonna be, like, totally fucking great!"
📈 80 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "Like, totally sealed shut, you know?"
📈 103 VIEWS
tits "Boobs"
📈 91 VIEWS
turd "Like, total bummer."
📈 110 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Like, totally useless, like trying to win a dance-off with two left feet, you know?"
📈 82 VIEWS
Useless "Like, totally worthless"
📈 99 VIEWS
Useless piece of shit "Like, total waste of space, for sure!"
📈 98 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Like, oh my God, look who just rolled in!"
📈 80 VIEWS
wet pussy "Like, totally drenched kitty"
📈 89 VIEWS
What color is your underwear "Like, what color are your undies?"
📈 86 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "Like, what are we feeling for dinner, you know?"
📈 97 VIEWS
what the devil "Like, what the heck"
📈 126 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "Like, what the actual fuck, dude?"
📈 102 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "What's the vibe, hottie?"
📈 82 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Like, where's the bathroom, totally?"
📈 103 VIEWS
whore "Like, total skank"
📈 110 VIEWS
you are completely right "Like, you're totally right!"
📈 98 VIEWS
you are so fat "Like, you're totally, like, majorly chunky, for sure!"
📈 110 VIEWS
you are so fine "Like, you're totally gorgeous!"
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you are so ugly "Like, you're totally gag-worthy."
📈 114 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "You're like, such a total baddie!"
📈 100 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Like, everyone is, like, totally stoked when you, like, peace out of the room."
📈 80 VIEWS
you're a baddi "You're, like, such a total baddie!"
📈 107 VIEWS
you're a baddie "You're, like, such a total baddie!"
📈 131 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "You're like, such a total bitch, just go away."
📈 102 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "You're, like, totally the one dealing with this mess, I'm just here to, like, watch or whatever."
📈 101 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "You're like, totally higher than a kite in the stratosphere, for sure!"
📈 73 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "You're like, totally proof that evolution can, like, totally reverse if it, like, really wants to."
📈 79 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Like, your face is totally giving off major butt vibes."
📈 85 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Your vibe is like decaf: such a letdown but could still totally wreck my night."
📈 75 VIEWS