Talk Sh

LEARN BASQUE PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Diamantea presiopean ondo funtzionatzen duen ikatz puska bat besterik ez da."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Egunean sagar batek medikua urruntzen du, nahikoa gogor botatzen baduzu!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Eguneko lehen kafea hartu aurretik egindako guztia autodefentsa gisa sailka daiteke."
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are you on your period? "Hilekoan al zaude?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Barkamena eskatzeko prest al zaude?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Izorratzen eta zapaldu bezain larrua jotzen du"
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bald cunt "burusoila"
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balls slapping against her chin "Pilotak bere kokotsaren kontra jotzen"
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beating the meat "Haragia jotzen"
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Bent dick "Zakila tolestua"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milaka milioi bizkarri urdin tifoian trumoi-tifoian"
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blow me "lehertu nazazu"
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blow my load "Putz nire karga"
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blow my load on your face "Lehertu nire zama zure aurpegian"
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boobs "titiak"
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booger suger "Booger-ek zurrupatzen du"
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bopping the bologna "Bologna bopping"
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bouncing bozos "Bozoak errebotatzen"
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breeder "hazlea"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Borroka kaka batera ekartzea"
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bull shit "Zezen-kaka"
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but first anal... "Lehenik eta behin, anal..."
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butt pirate "Ipurdiko pirata"
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butter face "Gurinaren aurpegia"
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calm down and shut up "Lasaitu eta isildu"
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can i fuck you from behind "Atzetik larrua jo dezaket"
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Can i suck your boobs "Zure titiak zurrupatu ditzaket"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Entzuten al duzu hori? Hori da nire kuxinaren deia, eta oso gaiztoa bihurtzen da gehiegi itxaroten badut."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Lagunduko al didazu logelan zerbait egiten?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Esango al didazu non aurki dezakedan puta bat?"
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carpet muncher "Carpet Muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Tximinia garbigailua"
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Choking the chicken "Oilaskoa itotzea"
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chutney ferret "chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "Oilarra waffle"
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cockeye "Oilarra"
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Cocklump "Oilarra"
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Cockscum "Oilarra"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Altzairuzko komun bat baino hotzagoa iceberg baten alde itzalean"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Sorgin titi bat baino hotzagoa letoizko bra batekin"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Zorionak: orain arte horoskopoetarako gordetako oker maila batera iritsi zara."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Komunera eramango al didazu? Hitzordu bat daukat."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Komunera eramango al didazu? Hitzordu bat daukat."
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Creampie "Krema-tarta"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Kretinoa kaka burua"
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cum "Nola"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Ipurdia"
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cunt face "Ipurdiaren aurpegia"
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cunt lapper "Cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Sakonago, sakonago, DEEPER!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby konderriaren kokapena AEBtan"
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dick face "Zakilaren aurpegia"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Zakila trumoi-putzua malabarizatzen"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Esnatu berri zara?"
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die in a fire "Sute batean hil"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "Dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker zikina"
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dirty whore "Puta zikina"
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Do you have any drugs? "Drogarik ba al duzu?"
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do you like dick? "Zakila gustatzen zaizu?"
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do you want to fuck? "Larrua jo nahi duzu?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Nirekin probatu nahi al duzu?"
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Don't be a dick "Ez zaitez zakila izan"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ez niri kaka hitz egin"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ez begiratu niri horrela hemen gaudenean; Oso arraroa ematen dit."
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Don’t stop. "Ez gelditu."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Ez esan zerua muga dela ilargian aztarnak daudenean."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trumpek haurrak larrua jotzen ditu"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump pedofiloa da"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump inoizko presidenterik txarrena da"
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Doublelift "Igoera bikoitza"
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douche nozzle "Douche tobera"
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douchebag "Douchebag"
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dumb bitch "puta ergel"
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dumb cunt "Puta ergela"
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dumpster cunt "Zabortegiko puta"
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dyke "dikea"
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eat a penis "Zakila jan"
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eat my butthole "jan nire ipurdia"
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eat my butthole and die "jan nire ipurdia eta hil"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Jan ezazu nire pussy zuk nahi duzun bezala"
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faggot "Txotxongiloa"
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fat bitch "Puta lodia"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Lehenik eta behin, belauniko jarriko zara. Orduan dastatuko nauzu."
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flamer "sugarra"
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flamer "sugarra"
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fruit cake "Fruta tarta"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Izorratu Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Izorratu"
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Fuck Maritza "Izorratu Maritza"
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fuck me "Izorratu nazazu"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Izorratu nazazu poliki-poliki motozerra batekin"
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fuck me hard "Izorratu nazazu gogor"
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Fuck me hard. "Izorratu nazazu gogor."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Gogorra naiz. Zaurituta"
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fuck me harder "Izorratu nazazu gogorrago"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Izorratzen nazazu ipurdian, puta madarikatua."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Izorratu nazazu porno izar bat bezala"
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fuck me like an animal "Animalia bat bezala izorratu nazazu"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Izorratu nazazu, izorratu nazazu!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "IZORRATU NIRE PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Izorratu Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Izorratu zaitez Wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Izorratu putakumea"
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fuck you bitch "Izorratu putakumea"
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fuck you bitch "Izorratu putakumea"
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fuck you cunt "Izorratu zaitez kaka"
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fuck you cunt "Izorratu zaitez kaka"
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fuck your asshole "Izorratu zure ipurdia"
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fuck your asshole "Izorratu zure ipurdia"
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fuck your mom "Izorratu zure ama"
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fuck your mom "Izorratu zure ama"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Izorratu zure amaren ipurdia"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Izorratu zure amaren ipurdia"
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fucking animal "Animalia madarikatua"
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fucking animal "Animalia madarikatua"
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fucking idiot "Ergel madarikatua"
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fucking tease "Zikinkeria madarikatua"
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fucktwat "Arraioa"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Izorratu zaitez"
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get lost "galdu"
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go finger yourself "Zoaz zeure burua"
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go lick a duck "Ahate bat miazkatu"
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Go masturbate your dog "Masturbatu zure txakurra"
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gobble the helmet spit "Kaskoa irentsi"
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grab her by the pussy "Harrapatu ezazu pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Ilea hartu eta larrua jo nazazu txakur bat bezala."
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hard dick "Zakil gogorra"
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hard oral sex "Ahozko sexu gogorra"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Mutil batek inoiz zoriondu al zaitu zure blowjob trebetasunengatik?"
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he likes dick "Zakila gustatzen zaio"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Laguntza! Zakila berriz ere kremaileran harrapatu dut."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Bere pussy 80ko hamarkadako porno izar bat bezain iletsua da"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Bere pussy igaraba poltsiko bat bezain bustia da"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Hemen nago! Zeintzuk dira zure beste bi nahiak?"
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heterosexual "heterosexuala"
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Hide Yourself "Ezkutatu zeure burua"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Zakila presoen hanka baten itxura du"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Kaka zaharra, cumming ari naiz."
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how the fuck "Nola arraio"
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hurt me "Min egin nazazu"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Egia esan, xurgagailua saldu nuen. Hautsa biltzea besterik ez zen egiten."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Beti esaten dut "Egun on" ordez, "Egun on" izango balitz, lo egingo nuke eta ez nuke jendearekin hitz egiten."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Zakila duen hooker baten bila nabil,"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ezin dut sinetsi ezagutu zaitudanik."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ezin dut sinetsi erosketak egitera joatea erabaki genuenik, etxean larrua jotzen genuenean."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ezin dut lanean kontzentratu. Pentsa dezakedan gauza bakarra zakila zurrupatzea da."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Ezin dut itxaron zu etxera eramateko."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ez dut ile-apaintzaile berririk behar. Nire kuxinak orrazkera berri bat ematen dit goizero."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Bart gauean zurekin amets egin nuen, eta zoragarria izan zen, baina esnatu nintzen eta zu ez zinen etorri."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Txiki sentitzen naiz zure besoetan."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Gimnasioan gustuko dudan makina bat aurkitu nuen: vending makina."
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I fucked your mom last night "Bart gauean zure amarekin larrua jo nuen"
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i hate looking at you "Gorroto dut zuri begiratzea"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Jainko baten gorputza daukat, zoritxarrez, herri txiki eta deprimigarrien jainkoa."
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i hope you die "Hiltzea espero dut"
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I hope you outlive your children "Espero dut zure seme-alabak gainditzea"
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i hope you rot in hell "Espero dut infernuan usteltzen zarela"
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i just took a massive shit "Kaka izugarri bat hartu dut"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Zure sexu-puta izan nahi dut."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Oraintxe bertan arropa kendu nahi dizut."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Jakin dezazun bustita nagoela."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Geroago zer egingo dizudan pentsatzen jarraitzen dut."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Eskola utzi eta gaur gauean zu ikustera etortzea pentsatzen dut."
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I like big butts "Ipurdi handiak gustatzen zaizkit"
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I love being your fuck slut "Maite dut zure puta izatea"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Zurekin hitz egiten duzun bitartean masturbatzea gustatzen zait, baina benetan behar dudana zu zara nirekin larrua jotzea."
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I love you. "Maite zaitut."
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I love your body "Zure gorputza maite dut"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Gaurkoan zerrenda erraldoi bat egin dut. Nork egingo duen asmatu besterik ez dut egin behar."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Gaurkoan zerrenda erraldoi bat egin dut. Nork egingo duen asmatu besterik ez dut egin behar."
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I need you so bad right now. "Hain gaizki behar zaitut oraintxe bertan."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Nire aurrean ibiltzea eskatzen dizut, zure ipurdia ikus dezazun."
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I need your cock! "Zure zakila behar dut!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Inoiz ez dut akats bera bi aldiz egiten. Sei edo zazpi aldiz egiten dut, ziur egoteko."
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I think i crapped my pants "Uste dut galtzak estutu ditudala"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Zure zakilarekin maiteminduta nagoela uste dut."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Zure pussy maiteminduta nagoela uste dut."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Nire nagusiari esan nion bizitza polita izan zezan. Dagoeneko baduela esan zidan, ez nekien langabezia izan zitekeenik."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Zure karga nire ahoan tiro egiten duzula sentitu nahi dut."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Zure sperma nire aurpegi osoan sentitu nahi dut."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Txakur bat bezala larrua jo nahi zaitut eta zure pussy barruan cum"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Animalia bat bezala larrua jo nahi zaitut"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Zure zakila dastatu nahi dut."
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I want you so bad. "Hain gaizki nahi zaitut."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Zure zama nire ahoan tiro dezazun nahi dut."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Zure zama nire titietan tiro egitea nahi dut"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Trago bat eskainiko nizun, baina zure estandarrak dagoeneko ureztatuta daude."
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I was thinking about you today. "Gaur zugan pentsatzen ari naiz."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Zure zakila klonatu nahiko nuke, beraz, zerbait daukat zutaz gogorarazteko."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Etxean egotea gustatuko litzaidake, gauza izugarriak egin ahal izateko."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Etxean egotea gustatuko litzaidake, gauza izugarriak egin ahal izateko."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ez dut esango itsasgarria zarenik, esan dezagun superkola merkea baino euskarri gehiago duzula."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Gona hau zuretzat bakarrik jantzi dut."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Kaka kenduko dizut"
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i'm sorry my love "Sentitzen dut, maitea"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Minutu libre bat daukat, konta iezadazu dakizuen guztia"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Infernura joateko esango nizuke, baina beldur naiz zuzendari izatera igoko zinatekeela."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Goizeko 8:00etan puta bat bezain eroso nago elizako zerbitzuan"
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I’m about to explode. "Lehertzeko zorian nago."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Hau esatea gorritzen ari naiz, baina zure zakila faltan botatzen dut."
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I’m dripping wet. "Bustita nago."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Pozten naiz ez dudalako nire janaria ehizatu behar. Ez dakit non bizi diren ogitartekoak."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Gaur gauean blowjob hezeena emango dizut."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Masturbatuko zaitut azken tanta guztia atera arte."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Ez naiz alferra. Motibazio handia daukat ezer ez egiteko."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Ez naiz alferra. Motibazio handia daukat ezer ez egiteko."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Ez naiz alferra. Oso lasai nago."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ez dut esan nahi gehiegi erreakzionatzen ari naizenik. Momentu onak eta txarrak daude motozerra bat emateko."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ez dut esaten itsusia naizenik, baina nire hausnarketak eskolta bat eskatu zidan etxera."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Ez naiz arraroa. Edizio mugatua naiz."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Inoiz ez naute horrela izorratu."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Karmak ez bazaitu jotzen, nik egingo dut"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Bizitzak limoiak ematen badizkizu, bota itzazu gustuko ez dituzun pertsonei: C bitamina jarrera."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Dirua zuhaitzetan hazten ez bada, zergatik dituzte bankuek filialak?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Dirua zuhaitzetan hazten ez bada, zergatik dituzte bankuek filialak?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Mundua zurrupatu ez balitz, denok eroriko ginateke!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Zure lagunaren etxean ez, belauniko egongo nintzateke zurekin ahoan."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Gorrotatzailerik ez baduzu, ziurrenik ez zaude inoren dramaren GPSan."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Niri horrela begiratzeari uzten ez badiozu, leku pribatu batera joan beharko dugu."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Ondo gustatzen ez bazaizu. Denek ez dute gustu ona."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Bero handia egiten du jendaurrean harrapatzen nauzunean."
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Just like that. "Horrela da."
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kiss my ass "musu eman ipurdia"
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kiss my black ass "Muxu eman ipurdi beltzari"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Atzokoa sinestezina izan zen. Ezin diot horri buruz pentsatzeari utzi."
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lesbian "lesbiana"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Goazen galtzaileak, erosketak egitera goaz."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Asteburu osoa elkarrekin biluzik pasa dezagun!"
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lick spittle "Lick Spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Etzan eta isildu."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Bizitza zopa katilu bat da, eta ni sardexka bat naiz."
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look at this nigga "Begira ezazu beltz hau"
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make me a sandwich "Egin iezadazu ogitarteko bat"
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Make me cum, baby. "Egin nazazu cum, laztana."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Barkatuko al didazu, mesedez? Nire burmuina beteta."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmmmmmm"
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Nire burmuinak "crunches" esaten du, baina nire urdailak "cupcakes" esaten du."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Nire datazio bizitza software beta bat bezalakoa da: akats asko, eguneratze amaigabeak, abiarazteko datarik gabe."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Nire familiak "disfuntzionala" birdefinitzen du - erabaki txarren denbora mugatuko erakusketa gara."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Nire azken neskalagunak ez zidan horrelakorik egin"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Kuleroak bustita daude. Itzul zaitez azkar etxera."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Nire harremana iPad baten antzekoa da. Nik ez daukat iPadik."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Nire harremana iPad baten antzekoa da. Nik ez daukat iPadik."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Nire zorroa tipula bat bezalakoa da. Irekitzen dudan bakoitzean, negar egiten dit."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Urduri, buztan luzeko katu bat bezain urduri, aulki kulunkariz betetako gela batean"
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nigga please "Beltza, mesedez"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Jakina, neure buruarekin hitz egiten dut. Batzuetan adituen aholkuak behar ditut."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Norabide orokor horretan larrua jotzea nahi dudan lekua da"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Jainko maitea, Becky, begira bere ipurdia"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Jainko madarikatua!"
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once you go black you never go back "Beltza zarenean ez zara inoiz itzuliko"
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one coffee please "Kafe bat, mesedez"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Pertsona antolatuak beren gauzak aurkitzeko alferrak direnak dira."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Gure zuhaitz genealogikoa kaktus bat baino gehiago da: zorrotza, mantentze baxua eta batzuetan pozoitsua."
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Paint my face. "Margotu nire aurpegia."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Margotu hormak zure burmuinarekin"
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Penis "Zakila"
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please ask my testacles "Galdetu nire testikuluei"
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Mesedez, mesedez, mesedez, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE... Esadazu ia erregutzen ari bazina bezala."
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Pound me harder! "Kolpatu nazazu gogorrago!"
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saggy tits "Titi ergelak"
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scumbag "Zikinkeria"
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semen "semena"
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She doesn't even go here. "Bera ere ez da hona joaten."
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shit gibbon "Shit Gibbon"
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show your tits "Erakutsi zure titiak"
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show your tits! "Erakutsi zure titiak!"
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shut the fuck up "Isildu zaitez"
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shut the hell up "Isildu zaitez infernua"
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shut up "isildu"
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shut your god damn mouth "Itxi zure ahoa madarikatua"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Gaur norbaitek esan dit alferra naizela. Ia erantzun nion."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Zurrupatu nire zakila ipurdia."
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Suck start a shotgun "Hasi eskopeta bat"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Ijito bat hipoteka batekin bezala izerditan"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Erantzi arropa, etzan zaitez. Isildu."
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That feels so good. "Oso ondo sentitzen da."
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thick as pig shit "Txerri-kaka bezain lodia"
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tight as a ducks ass "Ahate ipurdia bezain estua"
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tits "titiak"
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Tonight is all about you. "Gaur gaua zuei buruzkoa da."
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turd "Zikinkeria"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Hanka bakarreko gizon gisa erabilgarria ipurdiko ostikada lehiaketa batean"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Begira zer arrastatu duen katua!"
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wet pussy "pussy bustia"
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what do you want for dinner? "Zer nahi duzu afaltzeko?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Zer jantzi nahi duzu gaur gauean ohean?"
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what the devil "A zer deabrua"
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what the fuck dude "A zer arraio"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Zer da sukaldaritza, itxura ona?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Egiten ari zaren guztia, eman beti %100ean. Odola ematen ez baduzu."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Jendeak esaten didanean: "Goizean damutuko zara", eguerdira arte lo egiten dut, arazoak konpontzen ditudalako."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Jendeak esaten didanean: "Goizean damutuko zara", eguerdira arte lo egiten dut, arazoak konpontzen ditudalako."
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Where is the bathroom? "Non bainugela?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Zergatik izaten naiz beti hain urduri jendea inguruan dagoenean?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Zergatik ez zaude hemen oraintxe bertan? Oso arraroa naiz."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Zertarako izan umorea, bota astindu dezakezunean?"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Zergatik ezin dugu lana utzi, elkarrekin bizi eta egun osoan larrua jotzen?"
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you are completely right "Arrazoi osoa duzu"
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you are so fat "hain lodia zara"
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you are so fine "Oso ondo zaude"
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you are so ugly "hain itsusia zara"
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you are such a baddie "Oso gaiztoa zara"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Guztiei poz handia ematen diezu gelatik irteten zarenean."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Ba al dakizu ez dudala kulerorik janzten?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Badakizu zer esaten duten: dinamita pakete txikietan dator."
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You like that, baby? "Gustatzen zaizu, laztana?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Oso polita iruditzen zaizu alkandora hori janzten duzunean."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Harrigarria sentiarazten nauzu, laztana."
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you're a baddi "Baddi bat zara"
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you're a baddie "Gaiztoa zara"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Izorroa zara, izorratu"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Ahuntz hau larrua jotzen ari zara, adarrak eusteko etorri naiz"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Jirafa pussy baino altuagoa zara"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Atsegin handiz pasatuko nauzu."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Eboluzioa motibazio egokiarekin atzera egin daitekeela frogatzen duzu."
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your face looks like an ass "Zure aurpegia ipurdi baten itxura du"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Zure nortasuna deskafeinatua bezalakoa da: etsigarria, baina nire gaua hondatu dezake"
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