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LEARN FAROESE PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Ein diamant er bara ein klumpur av koli, sum kláraði seg væl undir trýsti."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Eitt epli um dagin heldur læknanum burtur—um tú kastar tað nóg hart!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Alt, sum verður gjørt áðrenn fyrsta kaffi á degnum, kann flokkast sum sjálvverja."
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are you on your period? "Ert tú á mánasjúku?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Ert tú klárur at biðja um umbering?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Eins kaos sum at skíta og traðka í tað"
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baddie "Óndur"
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bald cunt "skallaður fitta"
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balls slapping against her chin "bollar, sum sláa móti hakkanum á henni"
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beating the meat "At banka kjøtið"
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Beg me. "Bið meg."
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Bent dick "Bøygdur limur"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milliónir av gulum bláum, brennandi skeljum í einum tordnandi tyfon"
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blow me "Blás meg"
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blow my load "Sprengja mína last"
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blow my load on your face "Blás mítt last á andlitið hjá tær"
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boobs "Bróst"
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booger suger "Booger er vánaligt"
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bopping the bologna "At boppa bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Hoppandi klovnar"
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breeder "Uppalari"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "At taka ein prump við til ein vánaligan bardaga"
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bull shit "tvætl"
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but first anal... "Men fyrst anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "Smørandlit"
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calm down and shut up "Róa teg og tiga"
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can i fuck you from behind "Kann eg knulla teg aftanífrá"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Kann eg geva tær ein blowjob, meistari?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Kann eg súgva bróstini á tær"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Hoyrir tú tað? Tað er mín koddakall, og tað verður ordiliga óreint, um eg lati tað bíða ov leingi."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Hoyrir tú tað? Tað er mín koddakall, og tað verður ordiliga óreint, um eg lati tað bíða ov leingi."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Kanst tú hjálpa mær við onkrum í sovikamarinum?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Kanst tú siga mær, hvar eg kann finna eina prostitueraða?"
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carpet muncher "Teppaetari"
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chimney sweeper "skorsteinsreinsari"
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Choking the chicken "At kvelja hønuna"
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chutney ferret "Chutney Ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Skakeygd skøka"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Kaldari enn eitt stálklosett á skuggasíðuni av einum ísfjalli"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Kaldari enn ein nornubróst í messingbrósthaldara"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Tillukku: tú ert komin á eitt stig av skeivleika, sum áður var ætlað horoskopum."
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coral stomper "Korallstompur"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Kanst tú vísa mær til baðirúmið? Eg havi eina avføringsavtalu."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Kanst tú vísa mær til baðirúmið? Eg havi eina avføringsavtalu."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Ósiðiligur, fittur skítur"
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cum "Hvussu"
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cum dumpster "Cum-ruskdunkur"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Fitta"
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cunt face "fittuandlit"
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cunt lapper "cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Dýpri, dýpri, DÝPRI!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Dick face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick jonglerar við tordnu, fitta"
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Dickhead "Idioti"
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did you just wake up? "Vaknaði tú akkurát?"
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die in a fire "doyggja í einum eldi"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo-etandi rennu-skøka"
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dipshit "tápulingur"
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Dirty Wanker "Skitin Idioti"
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dirty whore "Skitin skøka"
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Do you have any drugs? "Hevur tú nakrar drogar?"
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do you like dick? "Dugir tú at dáma dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Vilt tú knulla?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Vilt tú royna anal við mær?"
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Don't be a dick "Ver ikki ein dónalegur persónur"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Tosa ikki illa við meg"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Hygg ikki soleiðis at mær, tá vit eru her; Tað ger meg so ótrúliga spentan."
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Don’t stop. "Ikki steðga."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Sig mær ikki, at himmalin er markið, tá fótaspor eru á mánanum."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump liggur við børn"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump er ein pedofilur"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump er ringasti forseti nakrantíð"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Douche-munnstykki"
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douchebag "Dustbag"
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dumb bitch "Toskaða tík"
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dumb cunt "Tápuliga skøka"
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dumpster cunt "Ruskstunnu-fitta"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "eta ein penis"
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eat my butthole "eta mítt rasshol"
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eat my butthole and die "eta mítt rasshol og doyggja"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Eta mína fittu sum tú vilt hava hana"
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faggot "faggot"
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fat bitch "Feita tík"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Fyrst skalt tú fara á knæ. So fert tú at smakka meg."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "Fruktkaka"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fokk Donald Trump"
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fuck it "eg leggi einki í tað"
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Fuck Maritza "Fokk Maritza"
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fuck me "á, nei"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Knulla meg varisliga við einari motorsag"
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fuck me hard "Knulla meg hart"
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fuck me hard "Knulla meg hart"
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Fuck me hard. "Knulla meg hart."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Eg eri harður. Í Sárinum"
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fuck me harder "Knulla meg harðari"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Knulla meg í rassin, tú móðurfokkandi pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Knulla meg sum ein pornustjørnu"
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fuck me like an animal "Knulla meg sum eitt djór"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fokk meg, fokk meg!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FOKK MÍTT!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Far til helvítis, Karen."
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Fuck off wanker "Far burtur, klovn"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck teg, skívaldur"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck teg, tík"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck teg, tík"
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fuck you cunt "Fokk teg, títt skít"
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fuck you cunt "Fokk teg, títt skít"
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fuck your asshole "Fokk títt rasshol"
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fuck your asshole "Fokk títt rasshol"
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fuck your mom "Fokk mammu tína"
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fuck your mom "Fokk mammu tína"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck rassholið hjá mammu tíni"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck rassholið hjá mammu tíni"
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fucking animal "Forbannaða djór"
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fucking animal "Forbannaða djór"
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fucking idiot "Forbannaði idioti"
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fucking tease "Forbannaða freisting"
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fucktwat "Helvitis tápulingur"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Far til helvitis"
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get lost "sleppa sær burtur"
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Give me a kiss "Gev mær ein muss"
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go finger yourself "Far og fingra teg sjálvan"
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go lick a duck "Far og sleik ein anda"
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Go masturbate your dog "Far og masturbera hundin tín"
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gobble the helmet spit "Gloyp hjálmspýtið"
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grab her by the pussy "Tak hana í fittuna"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Tak í hárið á mær og knulla meg sum ein hund."
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hard dick "harður píkur"
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hard oral sex "Harður munnligur samleikur"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Hevur ein maður nakrantíð givið tær kompliment fyri tínar munnmakksførleikar?"
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he likes dick "Hann dámar Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Hjálp! Eg fekk limin fastan í lynlásinum aftur."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Hennara fitta er líka hár sum ein 80'ara pornostjørnu"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Fittan hennara er vát sum lumman á einum otri"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Her eri eg! Hvat eru hini tvey ynskini hjá tær?"
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heterosexual "Heteroseksuellur"
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Hide Yourself "Goym teg sjálvan"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Hansara limur sær út sum ein fangabein"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Heilagi skítur, eg komi."
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how the fuck "hvussu í helviti"
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hurt me "Særa meg"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Eg seldi faktiskt støvsugaran. Alt tað gjørdi, var at savna dust."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Eg sigi altíð "Morgun" í staðin fyri "Góðan morgun"—um tað var ein góður morgun, hevði eg sovið og ikki tosað við fólk."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Eg leiti eftir einari prostitueraðari við penisi"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Eg kann ikki trúgva, at eg møtti tær."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Eg kann ikki trúgva, at vit avgjørdu at fara at keypa inn, tá vit kundu verið heima og havt sex."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Eg klári ikki at savna meg á arbeiðinum. Alt eg kann hugsa um, er at suga títt typpi."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Eg kann ikki bíða eftir at fáa teg heim."
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I don't give a fuck "Mær er tað fullkomiliga líkamikið"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Eg havi ikki brúk fyri nýggjum hárfríðkan. Mín koddi gevur mær eina nýggja hárstíl hvønn morgun."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Eg havi ikki brúk fyri nýggjum hárfríðkan. Mín koddi gevur mær eina nýggja hárstíl hvønn morgun."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Eg droymdi um teg í nátt, og tað var fantastiskt, men eg vaknaði, og tú vart ikki her."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Eg føli meg lítlan í armum tínum."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Eg fann endiliga eina maskinu í venjingarhøllini, sum eg dámi: sjálvsøluautomatin."
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i hate looking at you "Eg hati at hyggja at tær"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Eg havi likamið hjá einum gudi—tíverri gudinum hjá smáum, niðurdrepandi bygdum."
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i hope you die "Eg vóni tú doyrt"
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I hope you outlive your children "Eg vóni, at tú yvirlivir børn tíni"
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i hope you rot in hell "Eg vóni, at tú rotnar í helviti"
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i just took a massive shit "Eg tók júst eina stóra skít"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Eg vil bara vera tín kynsliga slampa."
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I just want to make you happy. "Eg vil bara gera teg glaðan."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Eg vil bara ríva klæðini av tær beinanvegin."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Eg vil bara, at tú skalt vita, at eg eri gjøgnumvátur."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Eg haldi fram at fantasera um, hvat eg skal gera við teg seinni."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Eg haldi fram við at hugsa um bara at gevast í skúla/arbeiði og koma at síggja teg í kvøld."
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I like big butts "Eg dámi stórar rumpur"
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I love being your fuck slut "Eg elski at vera tín fuck slut"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Eg elski at onanera meðan eg tosi við teg, men tað eg veruliga havi brúk fyri, er tú, her, sum knullar meg."
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I love you "Eg elski teg"
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I love you. "Eg elski teg."
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I love your body "Eg elski kroppin hjá tær"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Eg gjørdi eina stóra at-gera-lista í dag. Eg má bara finna útav, hvør skal gera tað."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Eg gjørdi eina stóra at-gera-lista í dag. Eg má bara finna útav, hvør skal gera tað."
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I need you so bad right now. "Eg havi so stóran tørv á tær nú."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Eg havi brúk fyri, at tú gongur framman fyri meg, so eg kann síggja rumpuna hjá tær."
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I need your cock! "Eg havi brúk fyri tínum typpi!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Eg geri ongantíð sama mistak tvær ferðir. Eg geri tað seks ella sjey ferðir, bara fyri at vera vísur."
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I think i crapped my pants "Eg haldi, eg havi skitið í buksurnar"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Eg haldi, eg eri forelskaður í tínum typpi."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Eg haldi, eg eri forelskaður í tíni fittu."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Eg segði við leiðaran mín, at hann skuldi hava eitt gott lív. Hann segði, at hann longu hevur ein—eg visti ikki, at arbeiðsloysi kundi vera sjálvtilfreds."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Eg vil kenna teg sprauta í munnin á mær."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Eg vil kenna sæðið hjá tær allastaðni á andlitinum á mær."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Eg vil knulla teg sum ein hund og fáa útferð inni í fittuni á tær"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Eg vil knulla teg sum eitt djór"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Eg vil hoyra teg siga navnið mítt, sig tað, tík."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Eg vil smakka meg sjálvan á tínum typpi."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Eg vil síggja teg masturbera"
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I want you so bad. "Eg vil hava teg so nógv."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Eg vil hava, at tú spýtir tín last í munnin á mær."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Eg vil hava, at tú spýtir last á bróstini á mær"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Eg ætlaði at bjóða tær ein drykk, men tínar krøv eru longu útvatnað."
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I was thinking about you today. "Eg hugsaði um teg í dag."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Eg ynski, at eg kundi bara klónað títt typpi, so eg havi okkurt, sum minnir meg á teg."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Eg ynski, at vit vóru heima, so eg kundi gjørt nakrar ræðuligar ting við teg."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Eg ynski, at vit vóru heima, so eg kundi gjørt nakrar ræðuligar ting við teg."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Eg vil ikki siga, at tú ert klengjandi—lat okkum bara siga, at tú hevur meira hald enn bíligt superlím."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Eg hevði hesa skjørtina bara fyri teg."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Eg skal banka teg sundur"
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i'm sorry my love "Eg eri errin, mín elskaði"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Eg havi eina løtu, sig mær alt, tú veitst."
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Eg hevði sagt tær at fara til helvitis, men eg eri bangin fyri, at tú verður settur sum stjóri."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Eg havi tað líka væl sum ein skøka í gudstænastu kl. 8 á morgni"
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I’m about to explode. "Eg eri um at spreingjast."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Eg rodni bara av at siga hetta, men eg sakni píkuna hjá tær so nógv."
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I’m dripping wet. "Eg eri gjøgnumvátur."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Eg eri glaður fyri, at eg ikki má veiða eftir mínum egna mati. Eg havi onga hóming um, hvar samlokur eru."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Eg fari at geva tær tað vátasta blowjob í kvøld."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Eg fari at runka teg, til eg fái alt úr tær."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Eg eri ikki latur. Eg eri bara sera motiveraður at gera einki."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Eg eri ikki latur. Eg eri bara sera motiveraður at gera einki."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Eg eri ikki latur. Eg eri bara sera avslappaður."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Eg sigi ikki, at eg yvirmeti. Men tað eru góðar tíðir og ringar tíðir at geva mær eina motorsag."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Eg sigi ikki, at eg eri ljótur, men speglmyndin mín bað um ein fylgisvein heim."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Eg eri ikki løgin. Eg eri avmarkað útgáva."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Eg havi verið sera dirvi og havi brúk fyri revsing."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Eg eri ongantíð blivin knullaður soleiðis áður."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Um eg bjóðaði at matgera fyri teg í undirklæðum og hælum, hvat hevði tú sagt? Ella vilt tú heldur, at eg skal vera í onkrum øðrum?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Um karma ikki rakar teg, so geri eg tað."
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Um lívið gevur tær sitrónir, kasta tær á fólk, tú ikki dámar—vitamin C við attitúði."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Um pengar ikki vaksa á trøum, hví hava bankar so greinar?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Um pengar ikki vaksa á trøum, hví hava bankar so greinar?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Um heimurin ikki var vánaligur, høvdu vit øll fallið av honum!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Um vit ikki vóru hjá vini tínum, hevði eg verið á knøum við tær í munninum."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Um tú ikki hevur hatarar, ert tú kanska ikki á GPS-inum hjá nakrari drama."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Um tú ikki steðgar at hyggja soleiðis at mær, mugu vit fara eitthvørt privat."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Tað er í lagi, um tú ikki dámar meg. Ikki øll hava góðan smakk."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Tað er so heitt, tá tú tekur í meg alment."
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Just like that. "Júst soleiðis."
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kiss my ass "Kyss meg í rassin"
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kiss my black ass "Kyss svarta rassin á mær"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Í gjárkvøldið var ótrúligt. Eg klári ikki at lata vera við at hugsa um tað."
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lesbian "lesbiskt"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Lat okkum fara, tapari, vit fara at keypa okkurt."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Lat okkum brúka alt vikuskiftið saman heilt nakin!"
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lick spittle "Lick spýtt"
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Lie down and shut up. "Legg teg niður og halt kjaft."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Lívið er ein skál av súpu, og eg eri ein gaffl."
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look at this nigga "Hygg at hesum nigga"
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make me a sandwich "Ger mær ein samloku"
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Make me cum, baby. "Fá meg at koma, elsklingur."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Kann eg sleppa burtur? Heilin er fullur."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, tú smakkar so væl."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Heilin sigur "crunches", men magin sigur "cupcakes.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Mítt kærleikslív er sum ein forritsbeta: nógv villur, óendaligar uppdateringar, eingin útgávudagur."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Familjan mín endurdefinerar 'dysfunktionellt'—vit eru ein avmarkað tíðarsýning um vánaligar avgerðir."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Mín seinasta genta gjørdi ikki hetta við meg"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Míni undirklæði eru gjøgnumvát. Kom heim skjótt."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mítt samband er sum ein iPad. Eg havi ongan iPad."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mítt samband er sum ein iPad. Eg havi ongan iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Mítt plásskort er sum ein leykur. Hvørja ferð eg opni hana, fær tað meg at gráta."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervøs sum ein langhalaketta í einum rúmi fult av vaggustólum"
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nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "nigga, vinarliga, vinarliga"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Sjálvandi tosi eg við meg sjálvan. Stundum havi eg tørv á serfrøðiligum ráðum."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Í ta leiðina vil eg hava teg at knulla"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Ó, mín gud Becky, hygg at rumpuni á henni"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Ó-mítt-mítt-gud!"
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On your knees, bitch. "Á knæ, tík."
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once you go black you never go back "Tá tú verður svartur, fert tú ongantíð aftur"
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one coffee please "Ein kaffi, takk"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Skipað fólk eru tey, sum eru ov lat at finna síni ting."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Ættartræið okkara er meira sum ein kaktus—spikut, lítið viðlíkahald og av og á eitrandi."
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Paint my face. "Mála andlitið á mær."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Mála veggirnar við heilanum"
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panty dropper "Trussudroppari"
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Penis "Penis"
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Please "Góði"
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please ask my testacles "Vinarliga spyr míni testaklar"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Vinarliga knulla meg, pápi."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Vinarliga, vinarliga, Vinarliga, VINARLIGA... – Sig tað sum um tú næstan biður hann."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "At gleðja teg er mín einasta endamál í lívinum."
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Pound me harder! "Sláa meg harðari!"
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saggy tits "Slapp bróst"
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scumbag "Skarn"
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semen "Sáð"
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She doesn't even go here. "Hon gongur ikki einu ferð her."
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shit gibbon "Skít, Gibbon"
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show your tits "vís bróstini"
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show your tits! "Vís bróstini!"
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shut the fuck up "halt kjaft"
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shut the hell up "Tig stillur"
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shut up "halt munn"
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shut your god damn mouth "Lat munnin vera fyri helvitis"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Nógvur segði í dag, at eg eri latur. Eg var nær við at svara honum."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Sug píkuna mína, rassgat."
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Suck start a shotgun "Súgva ein haglbyrsu"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sveittar sum ein sigøynari við húsaláni"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Tak klæðini av og legg teg í song."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Tak klæðini av. Legg teg niður. Halt munn."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Takk fyri at tú knullaði meg."
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That feels so good. "Tað kennist so gott."
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thick as pig shit "Tjúkk sum svínaskit"
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tight as a ducks ass "Strammur sum ein anda-rassur"
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tits "bróst"
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Tonight is all about me. "Í kvøld snýr alt seg um meg."
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Tonight is all about you. "Í kvøld snýr alt seg um teg."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Í kvøld skal eg vera inni í TÆR."
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turd "Lort"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Nýtisligur sum ein einbeintur maður í einari kapping um at sparka rumpu"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Nú, nú, nú, hygg hvat kettan dró inn!"
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wet pussy "Vát fitta"
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what do you want for dinner? "Hvat vilt tú hava til døgurða?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Hvat vilt tú, at eg skal hava á mær í songini í kvøld?"
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what the devil "Hvat í óndskapinum"
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What the fuck do you want? "Hvat í helviti vilt tú?"
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what the fuck dude "Hvat í helviti, maður."
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Hvat er á skránni, vakra?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Hvat tú enn gert, gev altíð 100%. Um tú ikki gevur blóð."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Tá fólk siga við meg, "Tú fert at angra tað í morgin," sova eg til miðdegi, tí eg eri ein trupulleikaloysari."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Tá fólk siga við meg, "Tú fert at angra tað í morgin," sova eg til miðdegi, tí eg eri ein trupulleikaloysari."
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Where is the bathroom? "Hvar er baðirúmið?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Hvønn veg til prostitueraðar?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Hví eri eg altíð so troyttur, tá onnur fólk eru rundan um?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Hví ert tú ikki her nú? Eg eri so ótrúliga spent."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Hví vera í ringum lag, tá tú kanst rista rumpuna?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Hví kunnu vit ikki bara siga upp arbeiði, búgva saman og hava sex allan dagin, hvønn dag?"
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will you fuck me? "Vilt tú knulla meg?"
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you are completely right "Tú hevur heilt rætt"
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you are so fat "Tú ert so feitur"
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you are so fine "Tú ert so fín"
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you are so ugly "Tú ert so ljótur"
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you are such a baddie "Tú ert so óndur"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Tú gevur øllum so nógv gleði, tá tú fert út úr rúminum."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Tú veitst, at eg ikki havi undirklæði á?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Tú veitst, hvat tey siga: Dynamit kemur í smáum pakkum."
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You like that, baby? "Dámar tær tað, elskan?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Tú særst veruliga sexy út, tá tú hevur ta troyggjuna á."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Tú fært meg at føla meg fantastiska, elskan."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Tú ólukkuligi helvitis skálkur"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Tú ólukkuliga helvitis tík"
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you're a baddi "Tú ert ein baddi"
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you're a baddie "Tú ert ein óndur maður"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Tú ert ein skítur, rull avstað"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Tú liggur við hesa geitina, eg eri bara her fyri at halda hornini"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Tú ert hægri enn giraffu-pussy"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Tú fert at fáa revsing, til tú grætur"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Tú fert at fáa meg at svimja av gleði."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tú ert prógv um, at menning kann ganga aftur á bak við røttum motivatión."
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your face looks like an ass "Andlitið hjá tær sær út sum ein rassi"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tín persónleiki er sum koffeinfríur: vónbrot, men kann framvegis oyðileggja kvøldið hjá mær"
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Your wish is my command. "Tín ynski er mín boð."
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