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LEARN IRISH GAELIC PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Níl i diamant ach cnapán guail a d'éirigh go maith faoi bhrú."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Coinníonn úll in aghaidh an lae an dochtúir ar shiúl - má chaitheann tú go crua go leor é!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "D'fhéadfaí aon rud a rinneadh roimh an gcéad chaife den lá a rangú mar fhéinchosaint."
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are you on your period? "An bhfuil tú ar do thréimhse?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "An bhfuil tú réidh le leithscéal a ghabháil?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it"
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baddie "baddie"
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bald cunt "cunt maol"
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balls slapping against her chin "liathróidí ag slapáil i gcoinne a smig"
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beating the meat "ag bualadh na feola"
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Beg me. "Impigh orm."
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Bent dick "Dick Bent"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Billiúin de barnacles blistering gorm bilious i tíofún thundering"
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blow me "buille dom"
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blow my load "séideadh mo ualach"
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blow my load on your face "séideadh mo ualach ar d'aghaidh"
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boobs "cíocha"
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booger suger "Sucks Booger"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping an Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Bouncing Bozos"
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breeder "póraitheoir"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "ag tabhairt fart chuig troid cac"
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bull shit "Seafóid"
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but first anal... "ach an chéad anal..."
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butt pirate "bradach butt"
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butter face "aghaidh ime"
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calm down and shut up "calm down and shut up"
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can i fuck you from behind "An féidir liom fuck tú ó chúl"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "An féidir liom buille a thabhairt duit, a mháistir?"
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Can i suck your boobs "An féidir liom do cíocha a tarraing"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "An féidir leat é sin a chloisteáil? Sin é mo ghlaoch pillow, agus bíonn sé i ndáiríre mean má dhéanaim fanacht ró-fhada."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "An féidir leat cabhrú liom le rud éigin sa seomra leapa?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "An féidir leat a rá liom cá bhfaighidh mé húicéir?"
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carpet muncher "Cairpéad Muncher"
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chimney sweeper "scuabaire simléar"
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Choking the chicken "Tachtadh an sicín"
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chutney ferret "Chutney Ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Coileach eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "waffle coileach"
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cockeye "coileach"
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Cocklump "Coileach"
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Cockscum "Coileach"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Níos fuaire ná leithreas cruach ar an taobh scáthach de leac oighir"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Níos fuaire ná titty witches i bra práis"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Comhghairdeas: tá leibhéal éagórach bainte amach agat roimhe seo le haghaidh horoscóip."
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coral stomper "Stomper Coiréil"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "An bhféadfá mé a threorú chuig an seomra folctha? Tá coinne stól agam."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum "Conas"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "cunt"
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cunt face "aghaidh cunt"
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cunt lapper "cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Níos doimhne, níos doimhne, níos doimhne!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Aghaidh Dick"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling thunder cunt"
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Dickhead "Ceann Dick"
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did you just wake up? "Ar dhúisigh tú?"
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die in a fire "bás a fháil i dtine"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker Salach"
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dirty whore "fraochún salach"
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Do you have any drugs? "An bhfuil aon drugaí agat?"
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do you like dick? "An maith leat Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "An bhfuil tú ag iarraidh fuck?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Ar mhaith leat triail a bhaint as anal liom?"
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Don't be a dick "Ná bí i do dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ná labhair cac liom"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ná breathnaigh orm mar sin nuair a bhíonn muid anseo; Tá sé ag déanamh dom chomh fucking horny."
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Don’t stop. "Ná stop."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Ná habair liom gurb é an spéir an teorainn nuair a bhíonn lorg ar an ngealach."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump fucks leanaí"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Is pedophile é Donald Trump"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Is é Donald Trump an t-uachtarán is measa riamh"
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Doublelift "Ardaitheoir dúbailte"
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douche nozzle "nozzle douche"
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douchebag "Douchebag"
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dumb bitch "soith balbh"
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dumb cunt "cunt balbh"
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dumpster cunt "cunt dumpster"
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dyke "díog"
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eat a penis "Ith bod"
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eat my butthole "Ith mo thóin"
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eat my butthole and die "Ith mo thóin agus bás"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Ith mo pussy mar ba mhaith leat é"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "soith saille"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Ar dtús beidh tú ag dul síos ar do ghlúine. Ansin beidh tú ag blaiseadh mé."
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flamer "flamer"
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flamer "flamer"
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fruit cake "císte torthaí"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Bíodh an diabhal aige"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "scrios Dé"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Fuck dom go réidh le chainsaw"
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fuck me hard "Fuck dom crua"
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fuck me hard "Fuck dom crua"
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Fuck me hard. "Fuck dom go crua."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "dom crua. Sa Ghortú"
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fuck me harder "Fuck dom níos deacra"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck dom sa asal tú motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck dom cosúil le réalta porn"
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fuck me like an animal "Fuck dom cosúil le ainmhí"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MO PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck amach Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck amach wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck tú bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck tú soith"
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fuck you bitch "fuck tú soith"
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fuck you cunt "fuck tú cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck tú cunt"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck do asshole"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck do asshole"
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fuck your mom "Fuck do mam"
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fuck your mom "Fuck do mam"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck asshole do mam"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck asshole do mam"
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fucking animal "Ainmhí fucking"
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fucking animal "Ainmhí fucking"
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fucking idiot "Fucking idiot"
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fucking tease "fucking tease"
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fucktwat "Fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Faigh fucked"
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get lost "Bailigh leat"
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Give me a kiss "Tabhair póg dom"
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go finger yourself "téigh finger tú féin"
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go lick a duck "téigh lacha a lick"
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Go masturbate your dog "Téigh masturbate do mhadra"
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gobble the helmet spit "gobble an spit clogad"
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grab her by the pussy "grab di ag an pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Grab mo chuid gruaige agus fuck dom cosúil le madra."
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hard dick "Dick crua"
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hard oral sex "Gnéas béil crua"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "An bhfuil fear riamh complimented tú ar do scileanna blowjob?"
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he likes dick "Is maith leis Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Cabhair! Fuair mé mo bod gafa i mo zipper arís."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Is é a pussy chomh hairy le 80's pornstar"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Tá a pussy chomh fliuch le póca dobharchú"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Seo anois mé! Cad iad an dá mhian eile atá agat?"
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heterosexual "heitrighnéasach"
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Hide Yourself "Folaigh tú féin"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Breathnaíonn a dick cosúil le cos príosúnach"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Cac naofa, tá mé ag cumming."
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how the fuck "conas an fuck"
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hurt me "gortaíodh mé"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Dhíol mé an folúsghlantóir i ndáiríre. Ní raibh á dhéanamh aige ach deannaigh a bhailiú."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Deirim i gcónaí "Maidin" in ionad "Maidin mhaith" - dá mba mhaidin mhaith é, bheinn i mo chodladh agus gan labhairt le daoine."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Tá mé ag lorg húicéir le bod"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ní féidir liom a chreidiúint gur bhuail mé leat."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ní féidir liom a chreidiúint gur shocraigh muid dul ag siopadóireacht nuair a d'fhéadfaimis a bheith sa bhaile ag fucking."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ní féidir liom díriú ar an obair. Is é an t-aon rud is féidir liom smaoineamh air ná sucking do dick."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Ní féidir liom fanacht le tú a thabhairt abhaile."
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I don't give a fuck "Ní thugann mé fuck"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ní theastaíonn hairstylist nua uaim. Tugann mo pillow stíl gruaige nua dom gach maidin."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Shamhlaigh mé fút aréir, agus bhí sé iontach, ach dhúisigh mé, agus ní raibh tú anseo."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Mothaím beag bídeach i do lámha."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Fuair mé meaisín sa seomra aclaíochta a thaitníonn liom: an meaisín díola."
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I fucked your mom last night "Fucked mé do mam aréir"
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i hate looking at you "Is fuath liom breathnú ort"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Tá corp dé agam - ar an drochuair dia na sráidbhailte beaga, depressing."
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i hope you die "Tá súil agam go bhfaighidh tú bás"
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I hope you outlive your children "Tá súil agam go mairfidh tú do pháistí"
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i hope you rot in hell "Tá súil agam go lobhfaidh tú in ifreann"
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i just took a massive shit "Ghlac mé cac ollmhór"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Ba mhaith liom ach a bheith i do slut gnéis."
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I just want to make you happy. "Ba mhaith liom tú a dhéanamh sásta."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Níl uaim ach do chuid éadaí a sracadh amach anois."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Ba mhaith liom go mbeadh a fhios agat go bhfuil mé ag sileadh fliuch."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Coinním ag fantasizing faoi cad a dhéanfaidh mé duit níos déanaí."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight."
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I like big butts "Is maith liom butts móra"
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I love being your fuck slut "Is breá liom a bheith do fuck slut"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Is breá liom masturbating agus mé ag caint leat, ach is é an rud a theastaíonn uaim i ndáiríre ná tú, anseo, fucking me."
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I love you "Tá grá agam duit"
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I love you. "Tá grá agam duit."
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I love your body "Is breá liom do chorp"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Rinne mé liosta ollmhór le déanamh inniu. Níl le déanamh agam ach a fháil amach cé a dhéanfaidh é."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Rinne mé liosta ollmhór le déanamh inniu. Níl le déanamh agam ach a fháil amach cé a dhéanfaidh é."
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I need you so bad right now. "Tá tú ag teastáil uaim chomh dona sin anois."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Teastaíonn uaim go mbeidh tú ag siúl os mo chomhair ionas gur féidir liom do thóin a fheiceáil."
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I need your cock! "Teastaíonn do coileach uaim!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Ní dhéanaim an botún céanna faoi dhó. Déanaim é sé nó seacht n-uaire, díreach le bheith cinnte."
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I think i crapped my pants "Sílim go raibh mé crapped mo pants"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Sílim go bhfuil mé i ngrá le do dick."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Sílim go bhfuil mé i ngrá le do pussy."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Dúirt mé le mo shaoiste saol deas a bheith aige. Dúirt sé go bhfuil ceann aige cheana féin - níor thuig mé go bhféadfadh dífhostaíocht a bheith smug."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Ba mhaith liom mothú go bhfuil tú ag lámhach d'ualach i mo bhéal."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Ba mhaith liom do cum a bhraitheann ar fud m'aghaidh."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Ba mhaith liom a fuck tú cosúil le madra agus cum taobh istigh de do pussy"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Ba mhaith liom a fuck tú cosúil le ainmhí"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Ba mhaith liom tú a chloisteáil ag rá m'ainm, abair é soith."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Ba mhaith liom mé féin a bhlaiseadh ar do coileach."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Ba mhaith liom féachaint ort masturbate"
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I want you so bad. "Ba mhaith liom tú chomh dona."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Ba mhaith liom go ndéanfá d'ualach a lámhach i mo bhéal."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Ba mhaith liom tú a shoot do ualach ar mo tits"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Bhí mé chun deoch a thairiscint duit, ach tá do chaighdeáin uisce cheana féin."
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I was thinking about you today. "Bhí mé ag smaoineamh ort inniu."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Is mian liom go bhféadfainn do dick a chlónáil, mar sin tá rud éigin agam chun tú a mheabhrú dom."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ba mhaith liom go mbeimis sa bhaile, ionas go bhféadfainn rudaí uafásacha a dhéanamh duit."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ba mhaith liom go mbeimis sa bhaile, ionas go bhféadfainn rudaí uafásacha a dhéanamh duit."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ní déarfaidh mé go bhfuil tú clingy - lig dúinn a rá go bhfuil níos mó greim agat ná superglue saor."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Chaith mé an sciorta seo díreach duitse."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Tá mé ag dul a bhualadh an cac amach uait"
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i'm sorry my love "Tá brón orm mo ghrá"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Tá nóiméad saor agam inis dom gach rud atá ar eolas agat"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Déarfainn leat dul go hIfreann, ach tá eagla orm go gcuirfí ardú céime ort mar bhainisteoir."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Tá mé thart ar chomh compordach le fraochún i seirbhís eaglaise 8 am"
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I’m about to explode. "Tá mé ar tí pléascadh."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Tá mé blushing díreach ag rá seo, ach chailleann mé do dick an oiread sin."
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I’m dripping wet. "Tá mé ag sileadh fliuch."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Tá áthas orm nach gcaithfidh mé fiach a dhéanamh ar mo bhia féin. Níl aon tuairim agam cá gcónaíonn ceapairí."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Táim chun an blowjob is fliuch a thabhairt duit anocht."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "I'm going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Níl mé leisciúil. Tá mé an-spreagtha chun rud ar bith a dhéanamh."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Níl mé leisciúil. Tá mé an-suaimhneach."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Níl mé ag rá go bhfuil mé ró-imoibríoch. Ach tá amanna maithe ann agus tá droch-amanna ann chun slabhra a thabhairt dom."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Níl mé ag rá go bhfuil mé gránna, ach d'iarr mo mhachnamh coimhdeacht abhaile."
📈 24 VIEWS
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Níl mé aisteach. Tá mé eagrán teoranta."
📈 23 VIEWS
I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Bhí mé an-dána agus caithfear pionós a ghearradh orm."
📈 15 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Ní raibh mé fucked mar seo riamh roimhe seo."
📈 21 VIEWS
If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Dá dtairgfinn cócaireacht a dhéanamh duit i lingerie agus sála, cad a déarfá? Nó arbh fhearr leat rud éigin eile a chaitheamh?"
📈 15 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Mura mbuaileann karma tú, déanfaidh mé"
📈 23 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Má thugann an saol liomóidí duit, caith iad ar dhaoine nach dtaitníonn leat - vitimín C le dearcadh."
📈 23 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Mura bhfásann airgead ar chrainn, cén fáth go bhfuil brainsí ag bainc?"
📈 25 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Mura mbeadh an domhan suck, thitfeadh muid go léir as!"
📈 22 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Mura mbeimis i dteach do chara, bheinn ar mo ghlúine leat i mo bhéal."
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Mura bhfuil haters agat, is dócha nach bhfuil tú ar GPS drámaíochta aon duine."
📈 24 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Mura stopann tú ag breathnú orm mar sin, beidh orainn dul áit éigin príobháideach."
📈 25 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Tá sé ceart go leor mura dtaitníonn tú liom. Níl blas maith ag gach duine."
📈 22 VIEWS
It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Tá sé chomh te nuair a thógann tú greim orm go poiblí."
📈 25 VIEWS
Just like that. "Díreach mar sin."
📈 23 VIEWS
kiss my ass "póg mo thóin"
📈 19 VIEWS
kiss my black ass "póg mo asal dubh"
📈 19 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Bhí an oíche aréir dochreidte. Ní féidir liom stop a chur ag smaoineamh air."
📈 22 VIEWS
lesbian "leispiacha"
📈 24 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Let's go loser, táimid ag dul ag siopadóireacht."
📈 20 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Déanaimis an deireadh seachtaine ar fad a chaitheamh le chéile go hiomlán nocht!"
📈 21 VIEWS
lick spittle "Lick Spittle"
📈 22 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up. "Luigh síos agus dúnadh suas."
📈 25 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Is babhla anraith é an saol, agus is forc mé."
📈 23 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Féach ar an nigga seo"
📈 23 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "déan ceapaire dom"
📈 22 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Déan cum dom, leanbh."
📈 19 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "An féidir liom leithscéal a ghabháil le do thoil? Tá m'inchinn lán."
📈 22 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, tá blas chomh maith ort."
📈 23 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Deir m'inchinn "crunches" ach deir mo bholg "cupcakes.""
📈 21 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Tá mo shaol dátaithe cosúil le béite bogearraí: go leor fabhtanna, nuashonruithe gan deireadh, gan aon dáta seolta."
📈 23 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Athshainmhíníonn mo theaghlach 'mífheidhmiúil' - is taispeántas teoranta ama muid ar dhrochchinntí."
📈 22 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Ní dhearna mo chailín deireanach é seo dom"
📈 22 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Tá mo bhrístíní sáithithe. Téigh abhaile go tapa."
📈 20 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Tá mo chaidreamh cosúil le iPad. Níl iPad agam."
📈 23 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Tá mo sparán cosúil le oinniún. Gach uair a osclaím é, cuireann sé caoineadh orm."
📈 25 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Neirbhíseach mar cat eireaball fada i seomra lán de chathaoireacha luasctha"
📈 24 VIEWS
nigga "nigga"
📈 14 VIEWS
nigga please "nigga le do thoil"
📈 23 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Ar ndóigh, labhraím liom féin. Uaireanta teastaíonn comhairle shaineolach uaim."
📈 20 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Amach sa treo ginearálta sin is é an áit a dteastaíonn uaim tú a fuck"
📈 22 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Ó mo dhia Becky, féach ar a butt"
📈 21 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-my-fucking-god!"
📈 19 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "Ar do ghlúine, soith."
📈 17 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Nuair a théann tú dubh ní théann tú ar ais riamh"
📈 28 VIEWS
one coffee please "caife amháin le do thoil"
📈 22 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Is iad na daoine eagraithe iad siúd atá ró-leisciúil chun a gcuid rudaí a aimsiú."
📈 21 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Tá ár gcrann teaghlaigh níos mó de cactus - spiky, íseal-chothabhála, agus uaireanta nimhiúil."
📈 23 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Péinteáil m'aghaidh."
📈 21 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Péinteáil na ballaí le d'inchinn"
📈 24 VIEWS
panty dropper "dropper panty"
📈 24 VIEWS
Penis "Bod"
📈 22 VIEWS
Please "Más é do thoil é"
📈 18 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "Iarr ar mo testacles le do thoil"
📈 24 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Le do thoil, fuck me, daidí."
📈 13 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Le do thoil, le do thoil, le do thoil, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... - Abair é amhail is go bhfuil tú beagnach ag impí air."
📈 20 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Is é an t-aon chuspóir atá agam sa saol ná taitneamh a bhaint astu."
📈 20 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Pound dom níos deacra!"
📈 27 VIEWS
saggy tits "Tits saggy"
📈 19 VIEWS
scumbag "scumbag"
📈 25 VIEWS
semen "seamhan"
📈 24 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "Ní théann sí anseo fiú."
📈 22 VIEWS
shit gibbon "cac gibbon"
📈 43 VIEWS
show your tits "Taispeáin do tits"
📈 22 VIEWS
show your tits! "Taispeáin do tits!"
📈 21 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "Dún do chlab mór"
📈 24 VIEWS
shut the hell up "Dún an ifreann suas"
📈 22 VIEWS
shut up "Dún do chlab"
📈 23 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth "Dún do bhéal diabhal dia"
📈 24 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Dúirt duine éigin inniu go bhfuil mé leisciúil. D'fhreagair mé beagnach é."
📈 21 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Tarraing mo dick asshole."
📈 20 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Tarraing tús a chur le gunna gráin"
📈 25 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage"
📈 25 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Tóg do chuid éadaí amach agus téigh isteach sa leaba."
📈 21 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Tóg do chuid éadaí amach. Luigh síos. Dún do chlab."
📈 20 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Dúradh Is Maith Liom É Go raibh maith agat."
📈 17 VIEWS
That feels so good. "Mothaíonn sé sin chomh maith."
📈 18 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "tiubh mar cac muc"
📈 23 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "daingean mar lachain asal"
📈 20 VIEWS
tits "tits"
📈 24 VIEWS
Tonight is all about me. "Tá anocht ar fad fúmsa."
📈 24 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you. "Go raibh maith agat."
📈 19 VIEWS
Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Anocht, beidh mé istigh ionat."
📈 18 VIEWS
turd "turd"
📈 22 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Úsáideach mar fhear aon-chos i gcomórtas ciceáil asal"
📈 25 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Bhuel, bhuel, bhuel, féach ar an méid a tharraing an cat isteach!"
📈 23 VIEWS
wet pussy "pussy fliuch"
📈 17 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "Cad atá uait don dinnéar?"
📈 25 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Cad ba mhaith leat a chaitheamh sa leaba anocht?"
📈 19 VIEWS
what the devil "cad é an diabhal"
📈 23 VIEWS
What the fuck do you want? "Cad é an fuck atá uait?"
📈 15 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "cad é an fuck dude"
📈 22 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "Cad atá ag cócaireacht, dea-bhreathnú?"
📈 23 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Cibé rud atá á dhéanamh agat, tabhair 100% i gcónaí. Mura bhfuil tú ag deonú fola."
📈 21 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Nuair a deir daoine liom, "You're going to regret that in the morning," codlaím go dtí meán lae toisc gur réiteoir fadhbanna mé."
📈 21 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Cá bhfuil an seomra folctha?"
📈 25 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers? "Cén bealach chuig na húicéirí?"
📈 19 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Cén fáth a mbíonn mé i gcónaí chomh horny nuair a bhíonn daoine eile timpeall?"
📈 23 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Cén fáth nach bhfuil tú anseo anois? Tá mé chomh fucking horny."
📈 17 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Cén fáth a bheith moody nuair is féidir leat do booty a chroitheadh?!"
📈 22 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Cén fáth nach féidir linn ár bpoist a fhágáil, maireachtáil le chéile, agus fuck an lá ar fad, gach lá?"
📈 16 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "An ndéanfaidh tú fuck orm?"
📈 12 VIEWS
you are completely right "Tá an ceart agat go hiomlán"
📈 23 VIEWS
you are so fat "Tá tú chomh ramhar"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so fine "tá tú chomh breá"
📈 24 VIEWS
you are so ugly "Tá tú chomh gránna"
📈 22 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "Tá tú den sórt sin baddie"
📈 29 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Tugann tú an oiread sin áthais do gach duine nuair a fhágann tú an seomra."
📈 25 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "Tá a fhios agat nach bhfuil mé ag caitheamh mionbhrístíní?"
📈 20 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Tá a fhios agat cad a deir siad: Tagann Dynamite i bpacáistí beaga."
📈 20 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "Is maith leat sin, leanbh?"
📈 19 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Breathnaíonn tú an-sexy nuair a chaitheann tú an léine sin."
📈 18 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "Déanann tú mothú iontach dom, leanbh."
📈 22 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "Tú miserable fucking bastard"
📈 12 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch "Tú miserable fucking soith"
📈 14 VIEWS
you're a baddi "Is baddi thú"
📈 23 VIEWS
you're a baddie "Tá tú ina baddie"
📈 22 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "Tá tú cunt, fuck amach"
📈 21 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Tá tú ag fucking an gabhar seo, tá mé anseo chun na hadharca a shealbhú"
📈 19 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Tá tú níos airde ná pussy sioráf"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Tá tú ag dul a fháil spanked go dtí go bhfuil tú ag caoineadh"
📈 17 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "You're going to make me pass out with pleasure."
📈 19 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tá tú cruthúnas gur féidir le héabhlóid dul siar le spreagadh cuí."
📈 24 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Breathnaíonn d'aghaidh cosúil le asal"
📈 23 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tá do phearsantacht cosúil le decaf: díomá ach d'fhéadfadh sé fós mo oíche a mhilleadh"
📈 22 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Is é do mhian mo ordú."
📈 26 VIEWS