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LEARN GALICIAN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Un diamante é simplemente un anaco de carbón que funcionou ben baixo presión."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Unha mazá ao día mantén ao médico afastado—se a tiras con forza!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Calquera cousa feita antes do primeiro café do día podía clasificarse como defensa propia."
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are you on your period? "Estás na túa menstruación?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Estás preparado para pedir desculpas?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Tan cagado como cagar e pisar nel"
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bald cunt "Cuna calva"
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balls slapping against her chin "testículos batendo contra o seu queixo"
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beating the meat "Batendo a carne"
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Bent dick "Pene torcido"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Miles de millóns de percebes azuis e ardentes nun tifón atronador"
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blow me "Fódeme."
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blow my load "Ejacular"
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blow my load on your face "Ejaculo na túa cara"
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boobs "peitos"
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booger suger "Moco é un desastre"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Idiotas que saltan"
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breeder "Criador"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Levar un peido a unha pelea de merda"
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bull shit "Parvadas"
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but first anal... "Pero primeiro anal..."
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butt pirate "pirata de culo"
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butter face "cara de manteiga"
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calm down and shut up "Calma e cala"
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can i fuck you from behind "Podo follarte por detrás"
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Can i suck your boobs "Podo chuparche os peitos"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Podes escoitar iso? É a miña almofada chamando, e póñese moi dura se a fago esperar demasiado."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Podes escoitar iso? É a miña almofada chamando, e póñese moi dura se a fago esperar demasiado."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Podes axudarme con algo no dormitorio?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Podes dicirme onde podo atopar unha prostituta?"
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carpet muncher "Devorador de alfombras"
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chimney sweeper "Limpador de chemineas"
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Choking the chicken "Asfixiando o polo"
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chutney ferret "Furón chutney"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Puta con ollos altos"
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cock waffle "Gofre de galo"
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cockeye "Ollo de galo"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Escoria de gallos"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Máis frío que un inodoro de aceiro no lado sombreado dun iceberg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Máis frío que o peito dunha bruxa cun sostén de latón"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Parabéns: chegaches a un nivel de erro que antes reservaba para os horóscopos."
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coral stomper "Pisotón de Coral"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Poderías indicarme o baño? Teño unha cita para as feces."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Poderías indicarme o baño? Teño unha cita para as feces."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretino cabrón"
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cum "Como"
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cum dumpster "Contedor de seme"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "cabrón"
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cunt face "cara de cabrón"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Comedor de curry"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "¡Máis fondo, máis profundo, máis PROFUNDO!"
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Derby County Fan "Afeccionado do Derby County"
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dick face "cara de pene"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Pénis facendo malabares con trono"
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Dickhead "Idiota"
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did you just wake up? "Acabas de espertar?"
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die in a fire "morrer nun incendio"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Puta dildo que mastiga canaletas"
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dipshit "parvo"
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Dirty Wanker "Idiota sucio"
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dirty whore "Puta sucia"
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Do you have any drugs? "Tes algunha droga?"
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do you like dick? "Gústache Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Queres follar?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Queres probar o sexo anal comigo?"
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Don't be a dick "Non sexas un cabrón"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Non me digas tonterías"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Non me mires así cando esteamos aquí; Estáme poñendo tan excitado."
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Don’t stop. "Non pares."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Non me digas que o ceo é o límite cando hai pegadas na lúa."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump folla con nenos"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump é un pedófilo"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump é o peor presidente de todos os tempos"
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Doublelift "Dobre elevación"
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douche nozzle "boquilla de imbécil"
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douchebag "imbécil"
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dumb bitch "parva"
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dumb cunt "parvo cabrón"
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dumpster cunt "cabrón de lixo"
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dyke "Dique"
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eat a penis "Come un pene"
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eat my butthole "Cómeme o cu"
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eat my butthole and die "Cóme o cu e morre"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Cómeme a cona como a queres"
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faggot "maricón"
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fat bitch "Gorda cabrona"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Primeiro vas poñerte de xeonllos. Entón vas probarme a min."
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flamer "lanzallamas"
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flamer "lanzallamas"
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fruit cake "Torta de froitas"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Que se foda Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Que se foda"
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Fuck Maritza "Que se foda Maritza"
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fuck me "Fódeme"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Fódeme suavemente cunha motoserra"
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fuck me hard "Fódeme forte"
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Fuck me hard. "Fódeme forte."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "eu duro. Na dor"
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fuck me harder "Fódeme máis forte"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fódeme polo cu, cabrón."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fódeme como unha estrela porno"
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fuck me like an animal "fóllame coma un animal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fódeme, fódeme!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FÓDEME A VAGINA!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Vai ao carallo, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Vaite ao carallo, cabrón."
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Fuck you bastard "Vaite á merda, cabrón"
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fuck you bitch "Vaite á merda, puta"
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fuck you bitch "Vaite á merda, puta"
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fuck you cunt "Vaite á merda, cabrón"
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fuck you cunt "Vaite á merda, cabrón"
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fuck your asshole "Vaite á merda"
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fuck your asshole "Vaite á merda"
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fuck your mom "Que se foda a túa nai"
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fuck your mom "Que se foda a túa nai"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Que lle foda o cu á túa nai"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Que lle foda o cu á túa nai"
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fucking animal "Maldito animal"
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fucking animal "Maldito animal"
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fucking idiot "Idiota de merda"
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fucking tease "maldita provocación"
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fucktwat "cabrón"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "CabrónDeFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Vaite á merda"
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get lost "Lárgate"
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go finger yourself "Vai meterte os dedos"
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go lick a duck "Vai lamber un pato"
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Go masturbate your dog "Vai masturbar ao teu can"
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gobble the helmet spit "Traga o escupe do casco"
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grab her by the pussy "Agárraa pola vagina"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Agarra o meu cabelo e fóllame como un can."
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hard dick "pene duro"
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hard oral sex "sexo oral duro"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Algún rapaz che felicitou algunha vez polas túas habilidades para facer felacións?"
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he likes dick "Gústalle o pene"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "¡Axuda! O meu pene quedei atrapado na cremallera outra vez."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "A súa cona é tan peluda como a dunha actriz porno dos 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "A súa cona está mollada coma o peto dunha lontra"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Aquí estou! Cales son os teus outros dous desexos?"
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heterosexual "heterosexual"
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Hide Yourself "Escóndete"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "O seu pene parece a perna dun preso"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Santo Deus, estou a gozar."
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how the fuck "Como carallo"
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hurt me "Ferírame"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "De feito, vendín o aspirador. Todo o que facía era acumular po."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Sempre digo "Bos días" en vez de "Bos días"—se fose un bo día, estaría durmindo e non falando coa xente."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Estou buscando unha prostituta cun pene"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Non podo crer que te coñecese."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Non podo crer que decidísemos ir de compras cando poderiamos estar na casa follando."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Non podo concentrarme no traballo. Todo o que podo pensar é en chuparche o pito."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Non podo esperar para levarte a casa."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Non necesito un novo estilista. A miña almofada dálle un novo peiteado cada mañá."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Non necesito un novo estilista. A miña almofada dálle un novo peiteado cada mañá."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Soñei contigo onte á noite, e foi fantástico, pero espertéi e non estabas aquí."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Sinto que son pequeno nos teus brazos."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Finalmente atopei unha máquina no ximnasio que me gusta: a máquina expendedora."
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i hate looking at you "Odio mirarte"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Teño o corpo dun deus — desafortunadamente o deus das pequenas e deprimentes aldeas."
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i hope you die "Espero que morras"
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I hope you outlive your children "Espero que sobrevivas aos teus fillos"
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i hope you rot in hell "Espero que apodrezas no inferno"
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i just took a massive shit "Acabo de cagar moito"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Só quero ser a túa puta sexual."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Só quero arrincarche a roupa agora mesmo."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Só quero que saibas que estou empapado."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Sigo fantaseando co que che vou facer despois."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Non paro de pensar en deixar a escola/o traballo e vir verte esta noite."
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I like big butts "Gústanme os traseiros grandes"
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I love being your fuck slut "Encántame ser a túa puta de sexo"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Encántame masturbarme mentres falo contigo, pero o que realmente necesito es ti, aquí, follándome."
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I love you. "Quérote."
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I love your body "Encántame o teu corpo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Hoxe fixen unha enorme lista de tarefas. Só teño que descubrir quen o vai facer."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Hoxe fixen unha enorme lista de tarefas. Só teño que descubrir quen o vai facer."
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I need you so bad right now. "Necesítote tanto agora mesmo."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Necesito que te poñas diante de min para que poida ver o teu cu."
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I need your cock! "Necesito o teu pito!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nunca cometo o mesmo erro dúas veces. Faino seis ou sete veces, só para estar seguro."
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I think i crapped my pants "Creo que me caguei nos pantalóns"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Creo que estou namorado do teu pito."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Creo que estou namorado da túa cona."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Díxenlle ao meu xefe que tivese unha boa vida. Dixo que xa ten un—non me decatara de que o desemprego puidese ser presuntuoso."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Quero sentir como eyaculas na miña boca."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Quero sentir o teu seme por toda a miña cara."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Quero follarte como un can e correrme dentro da túa vulva"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Quero follarte coma un animal"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Quero probarme no teu pene."
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I want you so bad. "Quérote tanto."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Quero que me dispares a túa carga na boca."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Quero que eyacules nos meus peitos"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Iba ofrecerche unha bebida, pero os teus estándares xa están diluídos."
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I was thinking about you today. "Estiven pensando en ti hoxe."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Gostaría de poder clonar o teu pene, para ter algo que me lembre a ti."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Gostaría que estivésemos na casa, para poder facerche cousas terribles."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Gostaría que estivésemos na casa, para poder facerche cousas terribles."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Non direi que es pegajoso—digamos que tes máis agarre que a cola barata."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Levei esta saia só para ti."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Vou darche unha malleira"
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i'm sorry my love "Sinto moito, meu amor"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Teño un minuto libre, dime todo o que saibas"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Diríache que te vaias ao inferno, pero temo que che ascendan a xestor."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Estou tan cómoda como unha prostituta no servizo relixioso das 8 da mañá"
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I’m about to explode. "Estou a piques de explotar."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Estou a ruborizarme só de dicilo, pero echo moito de menos o teu pene."
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I’m dripping wet. "Estou empapado."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Encántame non ter que cazar pola miña propia comida. Non teño nin idea de onde viven os bocadillos."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Vou facerche a mamada máis mollada esta noite."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Vou masturbarte ata que che saque ata a última pinga."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Non son preguiceiro. Simplemente estou moi motivado para non facer nada."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Non son preguiceiro. Simplemente estou moi motivado para non facer nada."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Non son preguiceiro. Estou moi relaxado."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Non digo que estea a sobreactuar. Pero hai bos momentos e malos momentos para darme unha motosierra."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Non digo que sexa feo, pero o meu reflexo pediu un acompañante para casa."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Non son raro. Son edición limitada."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Nunca me fodiron así antes."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Se o karma non che golpea, eu o farei"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Se a vida che dá limóns, lánzaos á xente que non che gusta—vitamina C con actitude."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Se o diñeiro non medra nas árbores, por que os bancos teñen sucursais?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Se o diñeiro non medra nas árbores, por que os bancos teñen sucursais?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Se o mundo non fose malo, todos caeríamos del!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Se non estivésemos na casa do teu amigo, estaría de xeonllos contigo na boca."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Se non tes haters, probablemente non esteas no GPS do drama de ninguén."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Se non deixas de mirarme así, teremos que ir a un lugar privado."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Está ben se non che gusto. Non todo o mundo ten bo gusto."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "É moi quente cando me agarras en público."
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Just like that. "Así de rápido."
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kiss my ass "Bésame o cu"
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kiss my black ass "bica o meu cu negro"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Onte á noite foi incrible. Non podo deixar de pensar niso."
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lesbian "lesbiana"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Imos, perdedor, imos de compras."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Pasemos todo o fin de semana xuntos completamente nus!"
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lick spittle "lamber saliva"
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Lie down and shut up. "Deitate e cala."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "A vida é un bol de sopa, e eu son un garfo."
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look at this nigga "Mira a este negro"
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make me a sandwich "Fáime un bocadillo"
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Make me cum, baby. "Fai que me corra, cariño."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Podo retirarme, por favor? O meu cerebro está cheo."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, sabes tan ben."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "O meu cerebro di "crunches" pero o meu estómago di "cupcakes"."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "A miña vida amorosa é como unha beta de software: moitos erros, actualizacións sen fin, sen data de lanzamento."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "A miña familia redefine 'disfuncional'—somos unha mostra de tempo limitado sobre malas decisións."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "A miña última moza non me fixo isto"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "As miñas bragas están molladas. Chega rápido a casa."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "A miña relación é coma un iPad. Non teño iPad."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "A miña relación é coma un iPad. Non teño iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "A miña carteira é coma unha cebola. Cada vez que a abro, fainos chorar."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervioso coma un gato de cola longa nun cuarto cheo de cadeiras de balancín"
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nigga please "negro, por favor"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Por suposto que falo comigo mesmo. Ás veces necesito consello experto."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Nesa dirección xeral é onde quero que folles"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Oh meu deus Becky, mira o seu cu"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "¡Oh-meu-maldito-deus!"
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once you go black you never go back "Unha vez que te volves negro, nunca volves atrás"
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one coffee please "Un café, por favor"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "As persoas organizadas son aquelas que simplemente son demasiado preguiceiras para atopar as súas cousas."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "A nosa árbore xenealóxica é máis ben un cactus: espiñento, de baixo mantemento e ocasionalmente velenoso."
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Paint my face. "Píntame a cara."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Pinta as paredes co teu cerebro"
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Penis "Pene"
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please ask my testacles "Por favor, pregúntalle aos meus testículos"
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Por favor, por favor, por favor, POR FAVOR... – Dilo coma se case lle suplicases."
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Pound me harder! "¡Dáme máis forte!"
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saggy tits "Peitos caídos"
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scumbag "canalla"
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semen "Semen"
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She doesn't even go here. "Ela nin sequera vai aquí."
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shit gibbon "Merda Gibbon"
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show your tits "Amosa os teus peitos"
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show your tits! "Mostra os teus peitos!"
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shut the fuck up "Cala a puta boca"
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shut the hell up "Cala a boca."
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shut up "Cala"
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shut your god damn mouth "Cala esa maldita boca"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Alguén dixo hoxe que son preguiceiro. Case lle respondo."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Chúpame o pene, o cu."
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Suck start a shotgun "Chupa, arranca unha escopeta"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "A suar coma un xitano cunha hipoteca"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Quítate a roupa e métete na cama."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Quítate a roupa. Deita. Cala."
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That feels so good. "Iso séntese moi ben."
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thick as pig shit "Estúpido coma unha merda de porco"
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tight as a ducks ass "Axustado coma un culo de pato"
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tits "tetas"
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Tonight is all about me. "Esta noite é todo sobre min."
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Tonight is all about you. "Esta noite é toda sobre ti."
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turd "merda"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Útil como home cunha soa perna nun concurso de patadas no traseiro"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Velaí, velaí, mirade o que trouxo o gato!"
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wet pussy "cona mollada"
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what do you want for dinner? "Que queres para cear?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Que queres que leve na cama esta noite?"
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what the devil "Que demo"
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what the fuck dude "Que carallo, tío"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Que pasa, guapo?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Fagas o que fagas, sempre dá o 100%. A non ser que does sangue."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Cando a xente me di, "Vas arrepentirte diso pola mañá", durmo ata o mediodía porque son un solucionador de problemas."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Cando a xente me di, "Vas arrepentirte diso pola mañá", durmo ata o mediodía porque son un solucionador de problemas."
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Where is the bathroom? "Onde está o baño?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Por que sempre estou tan excitado cando hai máis xente ao redor?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Por que non estás aquí agora mesmo? Estou tan excitado."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Por que estar de mal humor cando podes mover o cu?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Por que non podemos simplemente deixar os nosos traballos, vivir xuntos e follar todo o día, todos os días?"
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you are completely right "Tes toda a razón"
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you are so fat "Estás tan gordo"
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you are so fine "Es tan fermosa"
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you are so ugly "Es tan feo"
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you are such a baddie "Es un malo"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Traes moita alegría a todos cando saes da sala."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Sabes que non levo bragas?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Xa sabes o que din: a dinamita vén en paquetes pequenos."
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You like that, baby? "Gústache, cariño?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Estás moi sexy cando levas esa camisa."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Fas que me sinta incrible, cariño."
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you're a baddi "Es un baddi"
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you're a baddie "Es un malo"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Es un cabrón, vete ao carallo"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Ti estás fodendo con esta cabra, eu só estou aquí para suxeitar os cornos"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Estás máis alto que a xirafa"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Vas facer que me desmaie de pracer."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Es a proba de que a evolución pode retroceder cunha motivación axeitada."
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your face looks like an ass "A túa cara parece un burro"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "A túa personalidade é como descafeinado: decepcionante pero aínda así podería arruinarme a noite"
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