LEARN HAUSA PHRASES
A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
"Lu'u-lu'u kawai wani nau'i ne na kwal wanda ya yi kyau a ΖarΖashin matsin lamba."
π 4 VIEWS
An apple a day keeps the doctor awayβif you throw it hard enough!
"Wani apple a rana yana hana likita nesaβidan ka jefa shi da Ζarfi!"
π 2 VIEWS
Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense.
"Duk abin da aka yi kafin kofi na farko na rana za a iya rarraba shi a matsayin kare kai."
π 4 VIEWS
are you on your period?
"Shin kuna kan lokacinku?"
π 7 VIEWS
Are you ready to apologize?
"Shin kuna shirye don neman gafara?"
π 5 VIEWS
As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it
"As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it"
π 5 VIEWS
bald cunt
"bald cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
balls slapping against her chin
"Balls slapping against her chin"
π 5 VIEWS
beating the meat
"Doke naman alade"
π 6 VIEWS
Bent dick
"Dick mai lanΖwasa"
π 5 VIEWS
Bent Richard
"Bent Richard"
π 5 VIEWS
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon
"Biliyoyin bilious blue blistering barnacles a cikin tsawa Typhoon"
π 4 VIEWS
blow me
"Blow Me"
π 5 VIEWS
blow my load
"Blow My Load"
π 5 VIEWS
blow my load on your face
"Sanya nauyin da nake da shi a fuskarka."
π 6 VIEWS
boobs
"Boobs"
π 4 VIEWS
booger suger
"Booger sucks"
π 5 VIEWS
bopping the bologna
"Yadda za a yi amfani da Bologna"
π 4 VIEWS
bouncing bozos
"Bouncing Bozos"
π 6 VIEWS
breeder
"Breeder"
π 4 VIEWS
bringing a fart to a shit fight
"Yi Gaggawa A Yi Gwagwarmaya Da Gwagwarmaya"
π 5 VIEWS
bull shit
"Shirme"
π 4 VIEWS
but first anal...
"Na farko anal..."
π 4 VIEWS
butt pirate
"'Yan fashin teku"
π 5 VIEWS
butter face
"Butter fuska"
π 5 VIEWS
calm down and shut up
"Yi shiru kuma ku yi shiru."
π 6 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind
"Zan iya fuck ku daga baya"
π 4 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs
"Zan iya shayar da kwalfunku"
π 5 VIEWS
Can you hear that? Thatβs my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"Shin za ku iya jin hakan? Wannan shi ne kiran matashin kai na, kuma yana da ma'ana sosai idan na sa shi jira na dogon lokaci."
π 6 VIEWS
Can you hear that? Thatβs my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"Shin za ku iya jin hakan? Wannan shi ne kiran matashin kai na, kuma yana da ma'ana sosai idan na sa shi jira na dogon lokaci."
π 0 VIEWS
can you help me with something in the bedroom?
"Za ka iya taimaka min da wani abu a Ιakin kwana?"
π 3 VIEWS
Can you tell me where I can find a hooker?
"Za ka iya gaya mani inda zan iya samun karuwanci?"
π 3 VIEWS
carpet muncher
"Carpet Muncher"
π 5 VIEWS
chimney sweeper
"Chimney Sweeper"
π 5 VIEWS
Choking the chicken
"Choking kaza"
π 5 VIEWS
chutney ferret
"Chutney Ferret"
π 4 VIEWS
Cock eyed Cunt
"Cock eyed Cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
cock waffle
"Cock Waffle"
π 4 VIEWS
cockeye
"Cockeye"
π 5 VIEWS
Cocklump
"Cocklump"
π 5 VIEWS
Cockscum
"Cockscum"
π 4 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
"Sanyi fiye da gidan wanka na Ζarfe a gefen dutsen kankara"
π 5 VIEWS
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"Sanyi Fiye da Yadda Ake Yin Sanyi A Cikin Kayan T"
π 8 VIEWS
Congratulations: youβve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes.
"Taya murna: kun kai matakin kuskuren da aka tanada a baya don horoscopes."
π 5 VIEWS
coral stomper
"Coral Stomper"
π 4 VIEWS
Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"Za ka iya nuna min banΙaki? Ina da alΖawarin kujera."
π 4 VIEWS
Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"Za ka iya nuna min banΙaki? Ina da alΖawarin kujera."
π 0 VIEWS
Creampie
"Creampie"
π 6 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
π 5 VIEWS
cum
"Ta yaya"
π 5 VIEWS
cum dumpster
"cum dumpster"
π 5 VIEWS
cun
"Cun"
π 5 VIEWS
cunt
"Cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
cunt face
"Fuskar fuska"
π 6 VIEWS
cunt lapper
"Cunt Lapper"
π 5 VIEWS
curry muncher
"Curry Muncher"
π 4 VIEWS
Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!
"Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!"
π 4 VIEWS
Derby County Fan
"Derby County Fan"
π 6 VIEWS
dick face
"Fuskar Dick"
π 5 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt
"Dick juggling thunder cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
Dickhead
"Dickhead"
π 4 VIEWS
did you just wake up?
"Shin kun farka kawai?"
π 4 VIEWS
die in a fire
"Ya mutu a cikin wuta"
π 4 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut
"Dildo munching gutter slut"
π 6 VIEWS
dipshit
"Dipshit"
π 4 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker
"Dirty Wanker"
π 4 VIEWS
dirty whore
"Karuwanci mai datti"
π 5 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs?
"Shin kuna da Ζwayoyi?"
π 3 VIEWS
do you like dick?
"Shin kuna son dick?"
π 2 VIEWS
do you want to fuck?
"Shin kuna son fuck?"
π 4 VIEWS
Do you want to try anal with me?
"Shin kuna so ku gwada anal tare da ni?"
π 0 VIEWS
Don't be a dick
"Kada ku zama dick"
π 4 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me
"Kada Ka Yi Magana Da Ni Da Rashin Jin Dadin Rayuwa"
π 5 VIEWS
Donβt look at me like that when weβre here; itβs making me so fucking horny.
"Kada ku kalle ni kamar haka lokacin da muke nan; Yana sa ni fucking horny."
π 0 VIEWS
Donβt stop.
"Kada ku daina."
π 3 VIEWS
Donβt you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
"Kada ku gaya mani cewa sararin samaniya shine iyaka lokacin da akwai sawun sawun wata."
π 2 VIEWS
Donald Trump fucks children
"Donald Trump ya yi lalata da yara"
π 6 VIEWS
Donald Trump is a pedophile
"Donald Trump Ya Yi Wa Gwamnan Zamfara Zagon Kasa"
π 6 VIEWS
Donald Trump is the worst president ever
"Donald Trump Shi Ne Shugaban Kasa Mafi Muni Da Aka Taba Gani"
π 2 VIEWS
Doublelift
"Doublelift"
π 5 VIEWS
douche nozzle
"Douche nozzle"
π 7 VIEWS
douchebag
"Douchebag"
π 4 VIEWS
dumb bitch
"Wawa bitch"
π 4 VIEWS
dumb cunt
"Dumb cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
dumpster cunt
"dumpster cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
dyke
"Dyke"
π 5 VIEWS
eat a penis
"Ku ci azzakari"
π 6 VIEWS
eat my butthole
"Cin Ka Dil Me Kya Hai"
π 5 VIEWS
eat my butthole and die
"Dil Ka Dil Hai"
π 5 VIEWS
eat my pussy like you want it
"Ku ci farji kamar yadda kuke so"
π 4 VIEWS
faggot
"Faggot"
π 4 VIEWS
fat bitch
"Fat bitch"
π 4 VIEWS
First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me.
"Da farko, za ku sauka a kan gwiwoyinku. Sannan za ka ΙanΙana ni."
π 4 VIEWS
flamer
"Flamer"
π 5 VIEWS
flamer
"Flamer"
π 5 VIEWS
fruit cake
"'Ya'yan itace cake"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump
"Fuck Donald Trump"
π 7 VIEWS
fuck it
"Ban damu da shi ba"
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck Maritza
"Fuck Maritza"
π 3 VIEWS
fuck me
"Ah haba"
π 6 VIEWS
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
"Fuck me a hankali tare da chainsaw"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck me hard
"Fuck Me Hard"
π 4 VIEWS
Fuck me hard.
"Fuck ni da wuya."
π 3 VIEWS
Fuck me hard...hurt me
"Ni da wuya. A cikin rauni"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck me harder
"Fuck Me Harder"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy.
"Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck me like a porn star
"Fuck Me Like A Porn Star"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me like an animal
"Fuck Me Like A Animal"
π 3 VIEWS
Fuck me, fuck me!
"Fuck me, fuck me!"
π 3 VIEWS
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!
"FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck off Karen
"Fuck Off Karen"
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck off wanker
"Fuck off wanker"
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck you bastard
"Fuck you bastard"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"Fuck you bitch"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"Fuck you bitch"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"Fuck you cunt"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"Fuck you cunt"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"Fuck Your Asshole"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"Fuck Your Asshole"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck Your Mummy"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck Your Mummy"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom's Fuck"
π 6 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom's Fuck"
π 6 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Dabbobin dabba"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Dabbobin dabba"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking idiot
"Fuck wawa"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking tease
"Fuck tease"
π 5 VIEWS
fucktwat
"fucktwat"
π 4 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny
"fuckwitFur Bunny"
π 4 VIEWS
Get fucked
"Yi fuck"
π 7 VIEWS
get lost
"Bace"
π 5 VIEWS
go finger yourself
"Yi amfani da yatsan hannu da kanka"
π 5 VIEWS
go lick a duck
"Ka je ka lasa duck"
π 4 VIEWS
Go masturbate your dog
"Yi masturbate ga karenku"
π 5 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit
"Gobble the Helmet Spit"
π 4 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy
"RiΖe ta da farji"
π 5 VIEWS
Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog.
"Ka kama gashi na kuma ka lalata ni kamar kare."
π 2 VIEWS
hard dick
"Dick mai wuya"
π 5 VIEWS
hard oral sex
"Jima'i mai wuya"
π 4 VIEWS
Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills?
"Shin wani mutum ya taΙa yaba maka a kan Ζwarewar blowjob?"
π 0 VIEWS
he likes dick
"Yana son dick"
π 4 VIEWS
Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again.
"Taimako! Na sake kama azzakarina a cikin zik din na."
π 2 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar
"Farjinta yana da gashi kamar batsa na 80"
π 4 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket
"farjinta yana jiΖa kamar aljihun otters"
π 4 VIEWS
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
"Ga ni a nan! Menene sauran burinku biyu?"
π 4 VIEWS
heterosexual
"Heterosexual"
π 6 VIEWS
Hide Yourself
"Ζoye kanka"
π 5 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg
"Dick Ιinsa yayi kama da Ζafar fursunoni"
π 5 VIEWS
Holy shit, Iβm cumming.
"Holy shit, I'm cumming."
π 2 VIEWS
how the fuck
"Ta yaya fuck"
π 5 VIEWS
hurt me
"Ya cutar da ni"
π 5 VIEWS
I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
"HaΖiΖa na sayar da injin tsabtace injin. Duk abin da yake yi shi ne tattara Ζura."
π 3 VIEWS
I always say βMorningβ instead of βGood morningββif it were a good morning, Iβd be sleeping and not talking to people.
"A koyaushe ina cewa "Safiya" maimakon "Barka da safiya"βidan safiya ce mai kyau, zan yi bacci ba tare da magana da mutane ba."
π 3 VIEWS
I am looking for a hooker with a penis
"Ina neman mai tsabta tare da azzakari mai launin shuΙi."
π 6 VIEWS
I canβt believe I met you.
"Ba zan iya yarda na haΙu da kai ba."
π 3 VIEWS
I canβt believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking.
"Ba zan iya gaskanta cewa mun yanke shawarar zuwa sayayya ba lokacin da za mu iya kasancewa a gida fucking."
π 2 VIEWS
I canβt concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick.
"Ba zan iya mai da hankali kan aiki ba. Abin da kawai zan iya tunani a kai shi ne tsotse dick Ιin ka."
π 0 VIEWS
I canβt wait to get you home.
"Ba zan iya jira in dawo da kai gida ba."
π 0 VIEWS
I donβt need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"Ba na buΖatar sabon mai gyaran gashi. Matashin kai na yana ba ni sabon salon gashi kowace safiya."
π 4 VIEWS
I donβt need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"Ba na buΖatar sabon mai gyaran gashi. Matashin kai na yana ba ni sabon salon gashi kowace safiya."
π 0 VIEWS
I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you werenβt here.
"Na yi mafarki game da kai jiya da daddare, kuma yana da ban sha'awa, amma na farka, kuma ba ka nan."
π 0 VIEWS
I feel tiny in your arms.
"Ina jin Ζarami a hannunku."
π 1 VIEWS
I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine.
"A Ζarshe na sami na'ura a dakin motsa jiki wanda nake so: injin sayarwa."
π 6 VIEWS
i hate looking at you
"Na tsani kallon ku."
π 6 VIEWS
I have the body of a godβunfortunately the god of small, depressing villages.
"Ina da jikin allahβabin takaici allahn Ζauyuka masu Ιacin rai."
π 5 VIEWS
i hope you die
"Da fatan za ku mutu"
π 4 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children
"Da fatan za ku rayu da 'ya'yanku."
π 6 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell
"Da fatan za a yi la'akari da yadda za a yi amfani da shi a cikin jahannama."
π 7 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit
"Kawai na Ιauki babban shit"
π 7 VIEWS
I just wanna be your sex slut.
"Kawai ina so in zama slut na jima'i na ka."
π 2 VIEWS
I just want to rip your clothes off right now.
"Kawai ina so na yage tufafinka yanzu."
π 2 VIEWS
I just want you to know Iβm dripping wet.
"Kawai ina so ka san ina zubar da ruwa."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep fantasizing about what Iβm going to do to you later.
"Na ci gaba da tunanin abin da zan yi maka daga baya."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight.
"Na ci gaba da tunanin barin makaranta / aiki na kuma zo in gan ka yau da daddare."
π 0 VIEWS
I like big butts
"Ina son manyan Ζwayoyin cuta"
π 2 VIEWS
I love being your fuck slut
"Ina son zama fuck slut Ιinku"
π 2 VIEWS
I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me.
"Ina son yin masturbation yayin da nake magana da kai, amma abin da nake buΖata shi ne, a nan, fucking ni."
π 0 VIEWS
I love you.
"Ina son ki."
π 4 VIEWS
I love your body
"Ina son jikin ku."
π 1 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Na yi babban jerin abubuwan da za a yi a yau. Kawai ina so in gano wanda zai yi shi."
π 4 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Na yi babban jerin abubuwan da za a yi a yau. Kawai ina so in gano wanda zai yi shi."
π 4 VIEWS
I need you so bad right now.
"Ina son ka sosai a yanzu."
π 0 VIEWS
I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass.
"Ina son ka yi tafiya a gabana domin in ga jakin ka."
π 0 VIEWS
I need your cock!
"Ina bukatan zakararka!"
π 2 VIEWS
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure.
"Ban taΙa yin kuskure iri Ιaya sau biyu ba. Na yi shi sau shida ko bakwai, kawai don tabbatarwa."
π 6 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants
"Ina tsammanin na cire wando na."
π 3 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your dick.
"Ina tunanin ina son dick Ιin ka."
π 2 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your pussy.
"Ina tunanin ina son farjin ka."
π 3 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has oneβI didnβt realize unemployment could be smug.
"Na faΙa wa maigidana ya yi rayuwa mai daΙi. Ya ce ya riga ya sami dayaβBan gane cewa rashin aikin yi zai iya zama mai ban sha'awa ba."
π 2 VIEWS
I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ina so in ji ka harba nauyin ka a bakina."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to feel your cum all over my face.
"Ina so in ji cum Ιinka a duk fuska ta."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy
"Ina so in fuck ku kamar kare kuma in cum a cikin farjinku"
π 4 VIEWS
i want to fuck you like an animal
"Ina so in yi muku fyade kamar dabba."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to taste myself on your cock.
"Ina so in ΙanΙana kaina a kan zakararka."
π 2 VIEWS
I want you so bad.
"Ina son ka sosai."
π 1 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ina so ka harba nauyin ka a bakina."
π 4 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load on my tits
"Ina so ka harba nauyin ka a kan nonuwan ka."
π 7 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down.
"Zan ba ka abin sha, amma Ζa'idodin ka sun riga sun ragu."
π 6 VIEWS
I was thinking about you today.
"Ina tunani game da kai yau."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you.
"Ina fatan zan iya yin kwalliya a kan ku, don haka ina da wani abu da zan tunatar da ni game da kai."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Na so a ce mun kasance a gida, don haka zan iya yi maka wasu munanan abubuwa."
π 2 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Na so a ce mun kasance a gida, don haka zan iya yi maka wasu munanan abubuwa."
π 2 VIEWS
I wonβt say youβre clingyβletβs just say youβve got more hold than cheap superglue.
"Ba zan ce kana manne ba - bari mu ce kana da riΖe fiye da superglue mai arha."
π 6 VIEWS
I wore this skirt just for you.
"Na saka wannan siket Ιin a gare ka kaΙai."
π 0 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"Zan Cire Shi Daga Gare Ka"
π 5 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love
"I'm sorry."
π 5 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know
"Ina da minti daya don gaya mani duk abin da kuka sani."
π 5 VIEWS
Iβd tell you to go to Hell, but Iβm afraid youβd be promoted to manager.
"Zan gaya muku ku je jahannama, amma ina jin tsoron za a inganta ku zuwa manajan."
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service
"Ina jin dadi kamar karuwanci a cikin hidimar coci na karfe 8 na safe"
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm about to explode.
"Ina gab da fashewa."
π 2 VIEWS
Iβm blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much.
"Ina jin daΙin faΙin wannan, amma ina kewar dick Ιinku sosai."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm dripping wet.
"Ina jikewa."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm glad I donβt have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live.
"Na yi farin ciki ba sai na fara farauta don abinci na kaina ba. Ban san inda sandwiches ke zaune ba."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight.
"Zan ba ka mafi kyawun busa da daddare."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you.
"Zan girgiza ka har sai na samu duk wani digo na Ζarshe daga gare ka."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Ni ba malalaci ba ne. Kawai ina da kwarin gwiwa sosai don yin komai."
π 7 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Ni ba malalaci ba ne. Kawai ina da kwarin gwiwa sosai don yin komai."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just very relaxed.
"Ni ba malalaci ba ne. Kawai ina cikin nutsuwa sosai."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just very relaxed.
"Ni ba malalaci ba ne. Kawai ina cikin nutsuwa sosai."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
"Ba na cewa ina da wuce gona da iri. Amma akwai lokuta masu kyau da kuma lokuta marasa kyau don ba ni sarkar."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home.
"Ba na cewa ni mummunar abu ne, amma tunanina ya nemi rakiya a gida."
π 2 VIEWS
Iβm not weird. Iβm limited edition.
"Ni ba baΖon abu bane. Ni mai iyakantaccen bugu ne."
π 5 VIEWS
Iβve never been fucked like this before.
"Ban taΙa yin fuck kamar wannan ba."
π 4 VIEWS
If karma doesnβt hit you, I will
"Idan Karma ba ta buge ku ba, zan yi"
π 5 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislikeβvitamin C with attitude.
"Idan rayuwa ta ba ka lemun tsami, jefa su ga mutanen da ba ka soβbitamin C tare da hali."
π 6 VIEWS
If money doesnβt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"Idan kudi ba ya girma a kan bishiyoyi, me yasa bankuna ke da rassa?"
π 5 VIEWS
If money doesnβt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"Idan kudi ba ya girma a kan bishiyoyi, me yasa bankuna ke da rassa?"
π 0 VIEWS
If the world didnβt suck, weβd all fall off of it!
"Idan duniya ba ta tsotse ba, dukkanmu za mu fadi daga gare ta!"
π 4 VIEWS
If we werenβt at your friendβs house, Iβd be on my knees with you in my mouth.
"Idan ba mu kasance a gidan abokinka ba, da na kasance a gwiwoyi tare da kai a bakina."
π 1 VIEWS
If you donβt have haters, youβre probably not on the GPS of anyoneβs drama.
"Idan ba ku da masu Ζiyayya, mai yiwuwa ba ku kan GPS na wasan kwaikwayo na kowa ba."
π 2 VIEWS
If you donβt stop looking at me like that, weβre going to have to go somewhere private.
"Idan ba ka daina kallon ni kamar haka ba, dole ne mu je wani wuri mai zaman kansa."
π 1 VIEWS
Itβs OK if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste.
"Yana da kyau idan ba ka son ni. Ba kowa ba ne ke da ΙanΙano mai kyau."
π 3 VIEWS
Itβs so hot when you grab me in public.
"Yana da zafi sosai idan ka kama ni a bainar jama'a."
π 0 VIEWS
Just like that.
"Kamar haka kawai."
π 2 VIEWS
kiss my ass
"Kiss Me Dil Ka Kya Hai"
π 5 VIEWS
kiss my black ass
"Kiss Me Dil Ka Kya Hai"
π 5 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I canβt stop thinking about it.
"A daren jiya ya kasance mai ban mamaki. Ba zan iya daina tunani game da shi ba."
π 0 VIEWS
lesbian
"'Yan madigo"
π 6 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping.
"Bari mu je mu yi hasara, za mu je sayayya."
π 2 VIEWS
Letβs spend the entire weekend together completely naked!
"Bari mu ciyar da karshen mako gaba Ιaya tsirara!"
π 4 VIEWS
lick spittle
"Lick Spittle"
π 4 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up.
"Ka kwanta ka yi shiru."
π 0 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and Iβm a fork.
"Rayuwa kwano ne na miya, kuma ni cokali ne."
π 3 VIEWS
look at this nigga
"Duba wannan Nigga"
π 5 VIEWS
make me a sandwich
"Make Me Sandwich"
π 6 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby.
"Make me cum, baby."
π 2 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"Zan iya neman afuwa? Kwakwalwata ta cika."
π 3 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"Zan iya neman afuwa? Kwakwalwata ta cika."
π 0 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good.
"Mmmmmm, kuna da ΙanΙano mai daΙi."
π 1 VIEWS
My brain says βcrunchesβ but my stomach says βcupcakes.β
"Kwakwalwata ta ce "crunches" amma ciki na ya ce "cupcakes.""
π 4 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date.
"My Dating rayuwa ne kamar wani software beta: kuri'a na kwari, m updates, babu kaddamarwa kwanan wata."
π 2 VIEWS
My family redefines βdysfunctionalββweβre a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions.
"Iyalina sun sake fasalta 'dysfunctional' - muna da iyakantaccen lokaci game da yanke shawara mara kyau."
π 3 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"Budurwata ta Ζarshe ba ta yi min haka ba."
π 5 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick.
"An jiΖa wando na. Ka dawo gida da sauri."
π 0 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I donβt have an iPad.
"Dangantakar da nake da ita kamar iPad ce. Ba ni da iPad."
π 2 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I donβt have an iPad.
"Dangantakar da nake da ita kamar iPad ce. Ba ni da iPad."
π 0 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
"Jaka ta kamar albasa ce. Duk lokacin da na buΙe shi, yana sa ni kuka."
π 4 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
"A cikin Ιaki mai tsawo a cikin Ιaki mai cike da kujeru masu ban sha'awa."
π 6 VIEWS
nigga please
"Nigga don Allah"
π 6 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
"Tabbas ina magana da kaina. Wani lokaci ina buΖatar shawarwarin Ζwararru."
π 4 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck
"A cikin wannan jagora na gaba Ιaya shi ne inda nake so ka yi fuck"
π 5 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt
"Oh my God, duba yadda za a yi amfani da shi a kan kafafunsa."
π 6 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god!
"Oh my fucking-god!"
π 3 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back
"Da zarar kun tafi baΖar fata, ba za ku taΙa komawa ba."
π 5 VIEWS
one coffee please
"Kofi Ιaya don Allah"
π 3 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.
"Mutanen da aka tsara sune waΙanda suke da lalata sosai don samun abubuwansu."
π 3 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactusβspiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous.
"Iyali na iyalinmu ya fi cactus - spiky, Ζarancin kulawa, kuma wani lokacin mai guba."
π 5 VIEWS
Paint my face.
"Yi fenti fuska ta."
π 2 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain
"Yi fentin ganuwar tare da kwakwalwarka"
π 5 VIEWS
Penis
"Azzakari"
π 4 VIEWS
please ask my testacles
"Don Allah tambayi gwajin gwaji na."
π 6 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEβ¦ β Say it like you are almost begging him.
"Don Allah, don Allah, Don Allah, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... β FaΙi kamar kuna roΖon shi."
π 3 VIEWS
Pound me harder!
"Pound ni da wuya!"
π 4 VIEWS
saggy tits
"Saggy tits"
π 6 VIEWS
scumbag
"Scumbag"
π 3 VIEWS
semen
"maniyyi"
π 4 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here.
"Ba ta ma zuwa nan."
π 0 VIEWS
shit gibbon
"Shit Gibbon"
π 6 VIEWS
show your tits
"Nuna Your Tits"
π 5 VIEWS
show your tits!
"Nuna nonuwanku!"
π 3 VIEWS
shut the fuck up
"Don allah ka yi shiru"
π 5 VIEWS
shut the hell up
"Ka yi shiru da jahannama"
π 4 VIEWS
shut up
"Don allah ka yi shiru"
π 5 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth
"Ka rufe bakinka mai ban sha'awa"
π 4 VIEWS
Somebody said today that Iβm lazy. I nearly answered him.
"Wani ya ce yau ni malalaci ne. Na kusan amsa masa."
π 2 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole.
"Suck my dick asshole."
π 4 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun
"Suck Fara Shotgun"
π 6 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
"Kamar Gypsy tare da jinginar jingina"
π 6 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up.
"Cire tufafinka. Ka kwanta. Don allah ka yi shiru."
π 4 VIEWS
That feels so good.
"Wannan yana jin daΙi sosai."
π 1 VIEWS
thick as pig shit
"Thick as pig shit"
π 4 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass
"Tsananin Tsabtace Kamar Duck Ass"
π 4 VIEWS
tits
"Tits"
π 4 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you.
"Yau da dare duk game da ku ne."
π 1 VIEWS
turd
"turd"
π 5 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
"Yana da amfani kamar mutum daya a cikin gasar cin kofin zakarun Turai"
π 6 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!
"Da kyau, da kyau, duba abin da cat ya ja ciki!"
π 2 VIEWS
wet pussy
"Wet Pussy"
π 5 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner?
"Me kuke so don abincin dare?"
π 7 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight?
"Me kake so in sa a gado da daddare?"
π 0 VIEWS
what the devil
"Abin da Iblis ke"
π 3 VIEWS
what the fuck dude
"Abin da fuck dude"
π 4 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'?
"Mene ne dafa abinci, mai kyau?"
π 2 VIEWS
Whatever youβre doing, always give 100%. Unless youβre donating blood.
"Duk abin da kuke yi, koyaushe ku ba da 100%. Sai dai idan kuna ba da gudummawar jini."
π 2 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Lokacin da mutane suka ce mini, "Za ku yi nadama da safe," Ina barci har zuwa tsakar rana saboda ni mai warware matsala ne."
π 4 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Lokacin da mutane suka ce mini, "Za ku yi nadama da safe," Ina barci har zuwa tsakar rana saboda ni mai warware matsala ne."
π 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom?
"Ina gidan wanka?"
π 4 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around?
"Me ya sa koyaushe nake jin daΙi yayin da akwai wasu mutane a kusa?"
π 1 VIEWS
Why arenβt you here right now? Iβm so fucking horny.
"Me ya sa ba ka zo nan yanzu? Ina da fucking horny."
π 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!
"Me ya sa za ku kasance mai ban sha'awa lokacin da za ku iya girgiza booty?!"
π 2 VIEWS
Why canβt we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day?
"Me ya sa ba za mu iya barin ayyukanmu ba, mu zauna tare, kuma mu yi fuck duk rana, kowace rana?"
π 0 VIEWS
you are completely right
"Kuna da cikakkiyar gaskiya"
π 4 VIEWS
you are so fat
"Kai mai kiba ne"
π 5 VIEWS
you are so fine
"Kuna da kyau sosai."
π 5 VIEWS
you are so ugly
"Kai mummunar abu ne."
π 5 VIEWS
you are such a baddie
"Kai ne irin wannan mummunar dabi'a."
π 6 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Ka kawo wa kowa farin ciki sosai lokacin da ka bar Ιakin."
π 3 VIEWS
You know Iβm not wearing panties?
"Ka san ba na sanye da wando?"
π 1 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages.
"Ka san abin da suke faΙi: Dynamite ya zo a cikin Ζananan fakiti."
π 4 VIEWS
You like that, baby?
"Kana son haka, yaro?"
π 2 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt.
"Ka yi kama da kyakkyawa sosai idan ka sa wannan rigar."
π 0 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby.
"Ka sa ni jin daΙi, yaro."
π 5 VIEWS
you're a baddi
"Kai ne mai ban sha'awa."
π 6 VIEWS
you're a baddie
"Kai ne mai ban sha'awa."
π 4 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off
"Kai ne mai tsananin damuwa, fuck off"
π 5 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns
"Kai ne fucking wannan akuya, na zo nan ne kawai don riΖe Ζaho."
π 5 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy
"Kai ne mafi girma fiye da girke-girke farji."
π 5 VIEWS
Youβre going to make me pass out with pleasure.
"Za ka sa na wuce cikin farin ciki."
π 3 VIEWS
Youβre proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation.
"Tabbacin juyin halitta na iya komawa baya tare da motsa jiki mai kyau."
π 7 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass
"Fuskarka ta yi kama da jaki."
π 5 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night
"Halinku kamar decaf ne: abin takaici amma har yanzu yana iya lalata dare na"
π 5 VIEWS
