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LEARN HAITIAN CREOLE PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Yon dyaman se jis yon boul chabon ki te fè byen anba presyon."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Yon pòm yon jou kenbe doktè a lwen - si ou jete l 'ase difisil!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Nenpòt bagay ki fè anvan kafe a premye nan jounen an ta ka klase kòm defans pwòp tèt ou."
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are you on your period? "Èske w sou règ ou?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Eske ou pare pou w eskize ?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it"
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baddie "Move"
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bald cunt "Chòv kant"
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balls slapping against her chin "voye boul kalòt sou manton li"
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beating the meat "Bat vyann lan"
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Beg me. "Sipliye m '."
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Bent dick "Bent dick"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Dè milya de bilye ble anpoul barnacles nan yon Typhoon loraj"
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blow me "kònen m"
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blow my load "kònen chay mwen"
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blow my load on your face "soufle chay mwen sou figi ou"
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boobs "Boobs"
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booger suger "Booger souse"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping Bolòy la"
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bouncing bozos "Bozos rebondisman"
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breeder "reproduksion"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "pote yon pet nan yon batay merda"
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bull shit "djolè"
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but first anal... "Men, premye anal ..."
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butt pirate "bou bato"
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butter face "Figi bè"
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calm down and shut up "Kalme epi fèmen"
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can i fuck you from behind "Èske mwen fuck ou soti nan dèyè"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Èske mwen ka ba ou yon kònen mèt?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Èske mwen ka souse boobs ou"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Èske ou ka tande sa? Sa se zòrye mwen rele epi li vin reyèlman vle di si mwen fè li rete tann twò lontan."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Èske ou ka ede m 'ak yon bagay nan chanm lan?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Èske ou ka di m 'ki kote mwen ka jwenn yon hooker?"
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carpet muncher "Tapi Muncher"
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chimney sweeper "baleye chemine"
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Choking the chicken "Toufe poul la"
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chutney ferret "Chutney furet"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock je Cunt"
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cock waffle "gofr kòk chante"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Pi frèt pase yon twalèt asye sou bò a lonbraj nan yon iceberg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Pi frèt pase yon serayik titty nan yon soutyen kwiv"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Felisitasyon: ou te rive nan yon nivo nan malè deja rezève pou horoscope"
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Èske ou ta ka montre m nan twalèt la? Mwen gen yon randevou poupou."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "kretin cunting fuckhead"
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cum "Kijan"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "CUN"
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cunt "Ma"
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cunt face "Figi Ma"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Pi fon, pi fon, DEEPER!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby Konte fanatik"
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dick face "Figi Dick"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick jongling loraj kant"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Èske w jis reveye?"
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die in a fire "mouri nan dife"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "Dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker sal"
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dirty whore "Puta sal"
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Do you have any drugs? "Èske ou gen nenpòt dwòg?"
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do you like dick? "Ou renmen Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Ou vle fuck?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Èske ou vle eseye dèyè avè m '?"
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Don't be a dick "Pa fè yon dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Pa pale chire m '"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Pa gade m konsa, lè nou la; Li nan fè m 'konsa fucking horny."
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Don’t stop. "Pa sispann"
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Pa di m syèl la se limit lè gen mak sou lalin"
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump fuck timoun yo"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump se yon pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump se pi move prezidan ki janm"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Douche bouch"
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douchebag "Douchebag"
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dumb bitch "bèbè chit"
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dumb cunt "bèbè kant"
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dumpster cunt "Dezè dezab Ka"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Manje yon pati gason"
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eat my butthole "manje bounda mwen"
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eat my butthole and die "manje bounda mwen epi mouri"
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eat my pussy like you want it "manje pussy mwen tankou ou vle li"
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faggot "fagot"
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fat bitch "Chen grès"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Premyèman, ou pral desann sou jenou ou. Lè sa a, ou pral gou m '."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "Gato fwi"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "fuck it"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "fuck mwen"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "fuck me dousman ak yon chainsaw"
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fuck me hard "fuck mwen difisil"
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fuck me hard "fuck mwen difisil"
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Fuck me hard. "Fuck mwen di."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "mwen difisil. Nan fè mal la"
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fuck me harder "fuck m 'pi rèd"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck m 'nan bourik ou motherfucking pussy"
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck mwen tankou yon zetwal pònografi"
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fuck me like an animal "fuck me like an animal"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK PUSSY MWEN!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck off karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck ou bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck ou bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck ou bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck ou kant"
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fuck you cunt "fuck ou kant"
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fuck your asshole "fuck twou manman bourik ou"
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fuck your asshole "fuck twou manman bourik ou"
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fuck your mom "fuck manman ou"
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fuck your mom "fuck manman ou"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck manman manman ou"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck manman manman ou"
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fucking animal "Fucking bèt"
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fucking animal "Fucking bèt"
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fucking idiot "Fucking idiot"
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fucking tease "Fucking Tease"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Fucked"
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get lost "Al fè wout ou"
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Give me a kiss "Bo mwen"
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go finger yourself "Ale dwèt tèt ou"
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go lick a duck "Ale Lick yon kanna"
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Go masturbate your dog "Ale masturbate chen ou"
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gobble the helmet spit "Vale krache kas la"
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grab her by the pussy "Gen tan pwan li pa pussy la"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Pwan cheve m epi fuck mwen tankou chen"
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hard dick "Di Dick"
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hard oral sex "Sèks oral difisil"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Èske yon nèg te janm konpliman ou sou konpetans blowjob ou?"
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he likes dick "Li renmen Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Anmwe! Mwen jwenn pati gason mwen kenbe nan zip mwen ankò."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Pussy li se kòm cheve tankou yon pornstar 80s"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Pussy li se kòm mouye tankou yon pòch lontra"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Men mwen! Ki de lòt volonte ou yo?"
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heterosexual "etewoseksyèl"
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Hide Yourself "Kache tèt ou"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Dick li sanble yon janm prizonye"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Sen merda mwen ap cumming"
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how the fuck "Ki jan fuck la"
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hurt me "fè m mal"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Mwen aktyèlman vann aspiratè a Tout sa li t ap fè se ranmase pousyè."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Mwen toujou di "Morning" olye de "Bonjou" si li te yon bon maten mwen ta dòmi epi yo pa pale ak moun."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Mwen ap chache yon hooker ak yon pati gason"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Mwen pa ka kwè mwen te rankontre ou"
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Mwen pa ka kwè nou te deside ale fè makèt lè nou te kapab nan kay fucking"
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Mwen pa ka konsantre nan travay Tout sa mwen ka panse a se souse dik ou"
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Mwen pa ka tann pou fè ou lakay ou."
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I don't give a fuck "Mwen pa bay yon fuck"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Mwen pa bezwen yon nouvo kwafur Zòrye mwen ban m yon nouvo kwafi chak maten"
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Mwen te reve pou ou yè swa, e li te fantastik, men mwen leve epi ou pa t la."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Mwen santi mwen ti nan bra ou."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Mwen finalman jwenn yon machin nan jimnastik la ke mwen renmen: machin nan vending"
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I fucked your mom last night "Mwen te fucked manman ou yè swa"
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i hate looking at you "Mwen rayi gade ou"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Mwen gen kò a nan yon bondye, malerezman bondye a nan ti bouk depriman."
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i hope you die "Mwen espere ou mouri"
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I hope you outlive your children "Mwen swete ou siviv pitit ou yo"
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i hope you rot in hell "Mwen espere ou pouri nan lanfè"
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i just took a massive shit "Mwen jis pran yon gwo chòt"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Mwen jis vle yo dwe ou sèks slut"
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I just want to make you happy. "Mwen jis vle fè ou kè kontan"
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Mwen jis vle chire rad ou kounye a."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Mwen jis vle ou konnen mwen ap degoute mouye."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Mwen kontinye fantasme sou sa mwen pral fè ou pita."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Mwen kontinye panse sou jis kite lekòl/travay mwen epi vini wè ou aswè a."
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I like big butts "Mwen renmen gwo bou"
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I love being your fuck slut "Mwen renmen ke yo te puta puta ou"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Mwen renmen masturbating pandan m ap pale ak ou, men sa mwen reyèlman bezwen se ou, isit la, fucking mwen."
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I love you "Mwen renmen w"
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I love you. "Mwen renmen w."
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I love your body "Mwen renmen kò ou"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Mwen te fè yon gwo lis pou fè jodi a. Mwen jis bezwen konnen ki moun ki pral fè li."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Mwen te fè yon gwo lis pou fè jodi a. Mwen jis bezwen konnen ki moun ki pral fè li."
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I need you so bad right now. "Mwen bezwen ou tèlman move kounye a."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Mwen bezwen ou mache devan mwen pou mwen ka wè bourik ou"
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I need your cock! "Mwen bezwen kòk ou!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Mwen pa janm fè menm erè a de fwa. Mwen fè li sis oswa sèt fwa, jis yo dwe asire w."
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I think i crapped my pants "Mwen panse ke mwen te kade pantalon mwen"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Mwen panse ke mwen renmen ak dik ou"
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Mwen panse ke mwen renmen ak pussy ou"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Mwen te di bòs nan travay mwen pou li gen yon bèl lavi. Li di li deja genyen youn mwen pa t reyalize chomaj ta ka konpliye."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Mwen vle santi ou tire chay ou nan bouch mwen."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Mwen vle santi cum ou tout lòt peyi sou figi m '."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Mwen vle fuck ou tankou yon chen ak kom andedan pussy ou"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Mwen vle fuck ou tankou yon bèt"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Mwen vle tande w di non mwen, di li bitch."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Mwen vle gou tèt mwen sou kòk ou"
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I want to watch you masturbate "Mwen vle gade ou masturbate"
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I want you so bad. "Mwen vle ou tèlman move"
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Mwen vle ou tire chay ou nan bouch mwen"
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Mwen vle ou tire chay ou sou tit mwen"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Mwen te pral ofri w yon bwè, men estanda ou yo deja wouze."
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I was thinking about you today. "Mwen te panse sou ou jodi a."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Mwen swete mwen te kapab jis klone diktik ou, Se konsa, mwen gen yon bagay pou fè m sonje nan ou."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Mwen swete nou te nan kay la, se konsa mwen te kapab fè kèk bagay terib pou ou."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Mwen swete nou te nan kay la, se konsa mwen te kapab fè kèk bagay terib pou ou."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Mwen pa pral di ou se klere - kite a jis di ke ou gen plis kenbe pase bon mache superglue."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Mwen te mete jip sa a jis pou ou."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Mwen pral bat kaka a soti nan ou."
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i'm sorry my love "Mwen regrèt lanmou mwen"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Mwen gen yon minit rezèv di m tout sa ou konnen"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Mwen ta di ou ale nan lanfè, men mwen pè ou ta dwe ankouraje nan manadjè."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Mwen sou tankou konfòtab tankou yon prostitution nan 8 am legliz sèvis"
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I’m about to explode. "Mwen pral eksploze."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Mwen ap rouji jis di sa, men mwen manke dick ou anpil"
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I’m dripping wet. "Mwen ap degoute mouye"
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Mwen kontan mwen pa oblije lachas pou pwòp manje mwen. Mwen pa gen okenn lide ki kote sandwich ap viv"
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Mwen pral ba ou mamen ki pi mouye aswè a."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Mwen pral fè ou jerk jiskaske mwen jwenn chak dènye gout soti nan ou."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Mwen pa parese. Mwen jis trè motive pou m pa fè anyen."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Mwen pa parese. Mwen jis trè rilaks"
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Mwen pa di map reyaji sou. Men, gen bon moman ak gen move fwa pou ban mwen yon koupe kachèn."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Mwen pa di mwen lèd men refleksyon mwen mande pou yon eskòt lakay"
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Mwen pa etranj Mwen limite edisyon"
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Mwen te trè fonse epi yo dwe pini"
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Mwen pa janm fucked konsa anvan."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Si mwen ofri pou kwit manje pou ou nan kilòt ak pinga'w kisa ou ta di? Oswa ou ta pito mwen mete yon lòt bagay?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Si karma pa frape ou, mwen pral"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Si lavi ba w sitwon, jete yo sou moun ou pa renmen vitamin C ak atitid."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Si lajan pa pouse sou pyebwa, poukisa bank gen branch?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Si mond lan pa t souse, nou tout tap tonbe nan li!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Si nou pat lakay zanmi w la, mwen ta ajenou avè w nan bouch mwen."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Si ou pa gen rayisab, ou pwobableman pa sou GPS la nan dram nenpòt moun ki nan."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Si ou pa sispann gade m konsa, nou pral oblije ale yon kote prive."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Li OK si ou pa renmen m Se pa tout moun ki gen bon gou."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Li tèlman cho lè ou pwan m an piblik"
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Just like that. "Annik konsa."
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kiss my ass "bo manman bourik mwen"
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kiss my black ass "bo bourik nwa mwen"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Yè swa te enkwayab. Mwen pa ka sispann panse sou li."
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lesbian "madivin"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Ann al mande, nou pral fè makèt."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Ann pase tout fen semèn nan ansanm konplètman toutouni!"
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lick spittle "Lick krache"
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Lie down and shut up. "Kouche epi fèmen bouch."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Lavi se yon bòl soup, mwen se yon fouchèt."
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look at this nigga "Gade sa a nèg"
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make me a sandwich "Fè m 'yon sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Fè m kom ti bebe"
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ka mwen tanpri eskize? Sèvo mwen plen"
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, ou gou tèlman bon."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Sèvo m di crunches men vant mwen di kupkèy."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Lavi date mwen se tankou yon beta lojisyèl: anpil pinèz, dènye enfini pa gen okenn dat lansman"
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Fanmi mwen an redefine 'disfonksyonèl' - nou se yon ekspozisyon tan limite sou move desizyon."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Dènye mennaj mwen pa t fè sa m"
📈 23 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Kilòt mwen tranpe Ale lakay vit"
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Relasyon mwen se tankou yon iPad Mwen pa gen yon iPad"
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Bous mwen se tankou yon zonyon Chak fwa mwen ouvè l sa fè m kriye."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nève kòm yon chat ke long nan yon chanm plen nan chèz baskile"
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nigga "nèg"
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nigga please "nèg tanpri"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Natirèlman mwen pale ak tèt mwen. Pafwa mwen bezwen konsèy ekspè"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Off nan direksyon jeneral sa a se kote mwen vle w fuck"
📈 21 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Oh bondye mwen Becky, gade nan bou li"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-my-fucking-god!"
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On your knees, bitch. "Sou jenou ou bitch."
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once you go black you never go back "Depi ou vin nwa ou pa janm tounen"
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one coffee please "yon sèl kafe tanpri"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Moun ki òganize yo se moun ki twò parese pou yo jwenn bagay yo."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Pye bwa fanmi nou an se plis nan yon kaktis - pikèt, antretyen ki ba, ak detanzantan pwazon."
📈 21 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Penti figi m"
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Paint the walls with your brain "Penti mi yo ak sèvo w"
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panty dropper "Pantalon goute"
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Penis "Pijon"
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Please "Souple"
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please ask my testacles "Tanpri mande tèstikul mwen"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Tanpri, fuck mwen papa."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Tanpri, tanpri, Tanpri, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE... – Di l tankou w preske sipliye l"
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Plezi ou, se sèl objektif mwen nan lavi a."
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Pound me harder! "Frape m 'pi rèd!"
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saggy tits "Tits saggy"
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scumbag "Scumbag"
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semen "espèm"
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She doesn't even go here. "Li pa menm ale isit la"
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shit gibbon "Shi Gibbon"
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show your tits "montre tit ou"
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show your tits! "Montre tit ou!"
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shut the fuck up "fèmen djòl ou"
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shut the hell up "Fèmen lanfè a"
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shut up "fèmen dyòl ou"
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shut your god damn mouth "Fèmen bouch bondye ou"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Yon moun di jodi a ke mwen parese Mwen prèske reponn li."
📈 22 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Souse sot manman ak dik."
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Suck start a shotgun "Souse kòmanse yon fizi"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Swe tankou yon gypsi ak yon ipotèk"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Wete rad ou epi antre nan kabann"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Retire rad ou. Kouche. Fèmen dyòl ou."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Mèsi pou fucking mwen."
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That feels so good. "Sa santi l tèlman bon."
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thick as pig shit "epè tankou kochon chit"
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tight as a ducks ass "Sere tankou yon kanna manman bourik"
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tits "tit"
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Tonight is all about me. "Aswè a se tout bagay sou mwen."
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Tonight is all about you. "Aswè a se tout bagay sou ou."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Aswè a mwen pral anndan OU"
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turd "TURD"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Itil kòm yon nonm yon sèl janb nan yon konkou kikin bourik"
📈 25 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Oke, byen, byen, gade sa chat la trennen nan!"
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wet pussy "Pussy mouye"
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what do you want for dinner? "Ki sa ou vle pou dine?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Kisa ou vle mwen mete nan kabann aswè a?"
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what the devil "ki sa dyab la"
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What the fuck do you want? "Ki sa puta ou vle?"
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what the fuck dude "Ki sa ki fuck dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Ki sa ki kwit manje, bon kap '?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Kèlkeswa sa wap fè, toujou bay 100%. Sòf si w ap bay san."
📈 18 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Lè moun di m '"Ou pral regrèt sa nan maten" mwen dòmi jiska midi paske mwen se yon solveur pwoblèm."
📈 25 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Ki kote latrin la ye?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Ki fason pou hookers yo?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Poukisa mwen toujou tèlman horny lè gen lòt moun alantou?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Poukisa ou pa la kounye a? Mwen tèlman fucking horny."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Poukisa Moody lè ou ka souke foul ou ?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Poukisa nou pa ka jis kite travay nou yo, viv ansanm ak fuck tout jounen an, chak jou?"
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will you fuck me? "Ou pral fuck mwen?"
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you are completely right "Ou gen tout rezon"
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you are so fat "Ou tèlman grès"
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you are so fine "Ou tèlman amann"
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you are so ugly "ou tèlman lèd"
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you are such a baddie "Ou se yon mechan konsa"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Ou pote tout moun anpil kè kontan lè ou kite sal la."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Ou konnen mwen pa mete kilòt"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Ou konnen sa yo di: Dinamit vini nan ti pakè."
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You like that, baby? "Ou renmen sa ti bebe?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Ou gade vrèman sexy lè ou mete chemiz sa a."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Ou fè m santim bèl ti bebe"
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You miserable fucking bastard "Puta mizerab putain"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Puta mizerab"
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you're a baddi "Ou se yon baddi"
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you're a baddie "Ou se yon move"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Ou se yon kant, fuck off"
📈 20 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ou pi wo pase jiraf pussy"
📈 23 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "W ap freze jiskaske w kriye"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "W ap fè m pèdi ak plezi."
📈 24 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ou se prèv evolisyon ka ale dèyè ak bon motivasyon."
📈 25 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Figi ou sanble ak yon bourik"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Pèsonalite ou se tankou dekafein: desevan, men ka toujou ruine nwit mwen"
📈 23 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Vle ou se kòmandman mwen."
📈 23 VIEWS