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LEARN LUXEMBOURGISH PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "E Diamant ass just e Kueleklump, deen ënner Drock gutt gelieft huet."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "En Apel den Dag hält den Dokter ewech – wann een en haart genuch geheit!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Alles wat virum éischte Kaffi vum Dag gemaach gëtt, kéint als Selbstverteidegung klasséiert ginn."
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are you on your period? "Bass du op denger Reegel?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Bass du prett fir dech ze entschëllegen?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Sou chaotesch wéi ze schäissen an dran ze trëppelen."
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baddie "Béiswicht"
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bald cunt "Glatze Fotz"
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balls slapping against her chin "Bäll, déi géint hire Kinn schloen"
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beating the meat "D'Fleesch schloen"
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Beg me. "Fleeg mech un."
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Bent dick "Gebogenen Schwanz"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milliarde vu gëllen, bloen, brennenden Seepocken an engem donnernd Taifun"
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blow me "Blos mech"
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blow my load "Sprëtz meng Ladung aus"
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blow my load on your face "Sprëtz meng Ladung op däi Gesiicht"
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boobs "Broscht"
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booger suger "Booger ass schlecht"
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bopping the bologna "D'Bologna schloen"
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bouncing bozos "Bouncing Bozos"
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breeder "Züchter"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "E Furz an eng Scheißerei bréngen"
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bull shit "Blödsinn"
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but first anal... "Mee éischt Anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "Buttergesiicht"
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calm down and shut up "Beroueg dech a hal dech"
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can i fuck you from behind "Kann ech dech vun hannen ficken"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Kann ech dir e Blowjob ginn, Meeschter?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Kann ech deng Broscht lutschen"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Kanns du dat héieren? Dat ass mäi Këssen-Ruff, an et gëtt wierklech gemein wann ech et ze laang waarden loossen."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Kanns du dat héieren? Dat ass mäi Këssen-Ruff, an et gëtt wierklech gemein wann ech et ze laang waarden loossen."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Kanns du mir mat eppes am Schlofkummer hëllefen?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Kanns du mir soen, wou ech eng Prostituéiert fannen?"
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carpet muncher "Teppechfresser"
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chimney sweeper "Kamäin-Sweeper"
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Choking the chicken "D'Poulet erwürgen"
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chutney ferret "Chutney Frettchen"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Schief Aen Fotz"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Kälter wéi eng Stoltoilette op der schatteger Säit vun engem Äisbierg"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Kälter wéi d'Broscht vun enger Hex an engem Messing-BH"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Gratulatioun: Dir hutt e Niveau vun Onrecht erreecht, dat virdru fir Horoskopen reservéiert war."
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coral stomper "Korallstomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Kënnt Dir mir d'Buedzëmmer weisen? Ech hunn en Hocker-Termin."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Kënnt Dir mir d'Buedzëmmer weisen? Ech hunn en Hocker-Termin."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Trétinesch, Arschloch"
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cum "Wéi"
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cum dumpster "Sperma-Container"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Fotz"
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cunt face "Fotzgesicht"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Déif, déif, DÉIF!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Dick Face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick jongléiert Donner, Fotz"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Bass de grad erwächt?"
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die in a fire "stierf am Feier"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo-Knabber-Schlampe"
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dipshit "Idiot"
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Dirty Wanker "Dreckegen Idiot"
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dirty whore "Dreckeg Prostituéiert"
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Do you have any drugs? "Hues du Drogen?"
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do you like dick? "Gëff der de Dick gär?"
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do you want to fuck? "Wëlls de ficken?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Wëlls de Anal mat mir probéieren?"
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Don't be a dick "Sief net esou en Idiot"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Schwätz net schlecht mat mir"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Kuck mech net esou un, wann mir hei sinn; Et mécht mech esou verdammt geil."
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Don’t stop. "Halt net op."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Sot mir net, de Himmel ass d'Grenz, wann et Foussofdrock um Mound gëtt."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump schléift Kanner"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump ass e Pädophil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump ass dee schlëmmste President iwwerhaapt"
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Doublelift "Duebellift"
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douche nozzle "Douche-Düse"
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douchebag "Idiot"
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dumb bitch "Domm Schlampe"
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dumb cunt "Dumme Fotz"
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dumpster cunt "Dreckskëscht-Fotz"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Iess e Penis"
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eat my butthole "Iess mäi Fuedemlach"
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eat my butthole and die "Iess mäi Fuedemlach a stierf"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Iess meng Muschi wéi s du et wëlls"
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faggot "Schwuchtel"
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fat bitch "Fette Bitch"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Als éischt gees de op d'Knéien. Da gëss de mech schmaachen."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "Friichtekuch"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Scheiss op Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Dat ass mir egal"
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Fuck Maritza "Scheiss op Maritza"
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fuck me "O nee"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Fick mech sanft mat enger Kettensäg"
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fuck me hard "Fick mech haart"
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fuck me hard "Fick mech haart"
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Fuck me hard. "Fick mech haart."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Ech haart. Am Schmerz"
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fuck me harder "Fick mech méi haart"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fick mech an den Hënner, du verdammte Pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fick mech wéi e Pornostar"
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fuck me like an animal "Fick mech wéi en Déier"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fick mech, fick mech!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "SCHEISS MENG PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Verpiss dech, Karen."
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Fuck off wanker "Verpiss dech, Wichser."
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Fuck you bastard "Fick dech, Bastard"
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fuck you bitch "Fick dech, Schlampe"
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fuck you bitch "Fick dech, Schlampe"
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fuck you cunt "Fick dech, Fotz"
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fuck you cunt "Fick dech, Fotz"
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fuck your asshole "Fick däi Fuedem"
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fuck your asshole "Fick däi Fuedem"
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fuck your mom "Fick deng Mamm"
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fuck your mom "Fick deng Mamm"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fick deng Mamm hiren Arsch"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fick deng Mamm hiren Arsch"
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fucking animal "Verdammt Déier"
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fucking animal "Verdammt Déier"
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fucking idiot "Verdammt Idiot"
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fucking tease "Verfluchte Teaser"
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fucktwat "Fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Verpiss dech"
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get lost "Verzéi dech"
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Give me a kiss "Gëff mir e Kuss"
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go finger yourself "Gëff der selwer d'Fanger."
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go lick a duck "Gëff eng Ent schlecken"
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Go masturbate your dog "Géi masturbéieren däin Hond"
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gobble the helmet spit "Schluck de Helm spaut"
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grab her by the pussy "Gräif si un d'Muschi"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Gräif meng Hoer a fick mech wéi e Mupp."
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hard dick "Hard Dick"
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hard oral sex "Haart Oralsex"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Huet jeemools e Mann dech fir deng Blowjob-Fäegkeeten gelueft?"
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he likes dick "Hien huet de Dick gär"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Hëllef! Ech hu mäi Penis erëm am Reißverschluss festgehalen."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Hir Muschi ass esou behaart wéi eng Pornostär aus den 80er Joren."
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Hir Muschi ass esou naass wéi eng Otter-Täsch"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Hei sinn ech! Wat sinn deng aner zwou Wënsch?"
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heterosexual "Heterosexuell"
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Hide Yourself "Verstopp dech"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Säin Schwanz gesäit aus wéi e Gefaangenbeen"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Hellege Scheiss, ech kommen."
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how the fuck "Wéi zum Geck"
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hurt me "Verletzt mech"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Ech hu wierklech de Staubsauger verkaaft. Alles wat et gemaach huet, war Stëbs ze sammelen."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Ech soen ëmmer "Moien" amplaz "Gudde Moien" – wann et e gudde Moien wier, géif ech schlofen an net mat Leit schwätzen."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Ech sichen eng Prostituéiert mat engem Penis"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ech kann et net gleewen, datt ech dech kennegeléiert hunn."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ech kann net gleewen, datt mir decidéiert hunn, akafe ze goen, wann mir doheem kéinte ficken."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ech kann mech op der Aarbecht net konzentréieren. Alles wat ech denken kann, ass deng Schwanz ze lutschen."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Ech kann et kaum erwaarden, dech heem ze kréien."
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I don't give a fuck "Et ass mir egal"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ech brauch keen neie Coiffeur. Mäi Këssen gëtt mir all Moien eng nei Frisur."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ech brauch keen neie Coiffeur. Mäi Këssen gëtt mir all Moien eng nei Frisur."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Ech hu gëschter Nuecht vun dir gedreemt, an et war fantastesch, mee ech sinn erwächt, an du warst net hei."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Ech fillen mech kleng an dengen Äerm."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Ech hunn endlech eng Maschinn am Fitnessstudio fonnt, déi ech gär hunn: d'Automat."
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I fucked your mom last night "Ech hunn deng Mamm gëschter Nuecht gefickt"
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i hate looking at you "Ech haassen et, dech unzekucken"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Ech hunn de Kierper vun engem Gott – leider de Gott vu klengen, depriméierende Dierfer."
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i hope you die "Ech hoffen, du stierfs"
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I hope you outlive your children "Ech hoffen, du iwwerliews deng Kanner"
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i hope you rot in hell "Ech hoffen, du verfauls an der Häll"
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i just took a massive shit "Ech hu grad eng riseg Kack gemaach"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Ech wëll just deng Sex-Schlampe sinn."
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I just want to make you happy. "Ech wëll dech just glécklech maachen."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Ech wëll dir elo just d'Kleeder ofrappen."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Ech wëll just, dass de weess, ech sinn komplett naass."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Ech fantaséieren dauernd dovun, wat ech spéider mat dir maachen."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Ech denken ëmmer drun, einfach d'Schoul oder meng Aarbecht opzeginn an dech haut Owend ze besichen."
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I like big butts "Ech hu gär grouss Hënner"
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I love being your fuck slut "Ech hu gär deng Fick-Schlampe ze sinn"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Ech hu gär ze masturbéieren, wann ech mat dir schwätzen, mee wat ech wierklech brauch, bass du, hei, wéi s du mech ficks."
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I love you "Ech hunn dech gär"
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I love you. "Ech hunn dech gär."
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I love your body "Ech hunn däi Kierper gär"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Ech hu haut eng riseg To-Do-Lëscht gemaach. Ech muss just erausfannen, wien et mécht."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Ech hu haut eng riseg To-Do-Lëscht gemaach. Ech muss just erausfannen, wien et mécht."
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I need you so bad right now. "Ech brauch dech elo esou vill."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Ech brauch dech, fir virun mech ze goen, fir dass ech däi Fuedem gesin."
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I need your cock! "Ech brauch däi Schwanz!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Ech maachen ni dee selwechte Feeler zweemol. Ech maachen et sechs oder siwen Mol, just fir sécher ze sinn."
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I think i crapped my pants "Ech mengen, ech hu mir an d'Box gemaach"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Ech mengen, ech sinn verléift an däi Schwanz."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Ech mengen, ech sinn verléift an deng Muschi."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Ech hu mengem Chef gesot, hie soll e schéint Liewen hunn. Hien huet gesot, hien hätt schonn eng – ech hat net geduecht, datt Aarbechtslosegkeet arrogant ka sinn."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Ech wëll dech fillen, wéi s du deng Laascht an mäi Mond schéiss."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Ech wëll däi Sperma iwwer mäi Gesiicht fillen."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Ech wëll dech wéi en Hond ficken an an denger Muschi kommen"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Ech wëll dech ficken wéi en Déier"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Ech wëll dech mäin Numm soen héieren, so en, Schlampe."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Ech wëll mech selwer op dengem Schwanz schmaachen."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Ech wëll dech masturbéieren kucken"
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I want you so bad. "Ech wëll dech esou vill."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Ech wëll, datt s de mir an de Mond schéiss."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Ech wëll, datt s du op meng Broscht schéiss"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Ech wollt der e Gedrénks ubidden, mee deng Standarden si schonn verwässert."
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I was thinking about you today. "Ech hunn haut un dech geduecht."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Ech wéilt einfach däi Schwanz klonen, fir eppes ze hunn, wat mech un dech erënnert."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ech wéilt, mir wieren doheem, fir datt ech dir e puer schrecklech Saachen kéint maachen."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ech wéilt, mir wieren doheem, fir datt ech dir e puer schrecklech Saachen kéint maachen."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ech soen net, dass de klammers – loosst eis soen, s de hues méi Halt wéi bëllege Superkleber."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Ech hu dëse Rock just fir dech ungedoen."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Ech ginn dech zesummeschloen"
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i'm sorry my love "Ech entschëllegen mech, meng Léifsten"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Ech hu nach eng Minutt, so mir alles, wat s de weess."
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Ech géif dir soen, du solls an d'Häll goen, mee ech fäerten, du géifs zum Manager befördert ginn."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Ech fillen mech esou wuel wéi eng Prostituéiert am 8 Auer Kierchgottesdéngscht"
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I’m about to explode. "Ech sinn amgaang ze explodéieren."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Ech ginn rout wann ech dat soen, mee ech vermëssen däi Schwanz esou vill."
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I’m dripping wet. "Ech sinn total naass."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Ech si frou, datt ech net selwer op d'Juegd muss goen. Ech hu keng Ahnung, wou d'Sandwiches sinn."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Ech ginn dir haut Owend déi naassst Blowjob."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Ech ginn dech masturbéieren, bis ech all leschte Drëps aus dir erauskréien."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Ech sinn net faul. Ech sinn einfach héich motivéiert, näischt ze maachen."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Ech sinn net faul. Ech sinn einfach héich motivéiert, näischt ze maachen."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Ech sinn net faul. Ech sinn einfach ganz entspaant."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Ech sinn net faul. Ech sinn einfach ganz entspaant."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ech soen net, datt ech iwwerdreiwen. Mee et ginn gutt Zäiten an et ginn schlecht Zäiten, fir mir eng Kettensäg ze ginn."
📈 30 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ech soen net, datt ech hässlech sinn, mee mäi Spigelbild huet no engem Begleedung heem gefrot."
📈 28 VIEWS
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Ech sinn net komesch. Ech sinn eng limitéiert Editioun."
📈 30 VIEWS
I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Ech war ganz couragéiert a muss bestrooft ginn."
📈 21 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Ech sinn nach ni esou gefickt ginn."
📈 24 VIEWS
If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Wann ech Iech an Dessous a Héichhäll géif kachen, wat géift Dir soen? Oder léiwer hätt ech eppes anescht un?"
📈 15 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Wann d'Karma dech net trëfft, maachen ech et"
📈 22 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Wann d'Liewen dir Zitrounen gëtt, da schéisst se op Leit, déi s du net gär hues—Vitamin C mat Attitude."
📈 22 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Wann Suen net op Beem wuessen, firwat hunn d'Banken dann Filialen?"
📈 29 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Wann Suen net op Beem wuessen, firwat hunn d'Banken dann Filialen?"
📈 0 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Wann d'Welt net schlecht wier, géife mir all eroffalen!"
📈 19 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Wann mir net bei dengem Frënd wieren, géif ech op de Knéien mat dir am Mond sinn."
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Wann s de keng Hater hues, bass de wahrscheinlech net um GPS vun iergendengem sengem Drama."
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Wann s de net ophäls, mech esou unzekucken, musse mir op eng privat Plaz goen."
📈 19 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Et ass okay, wanns de mech net gären hues. Net jiddereen huet e gudde Goût."
📈 26 VIEWS
It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Et ass esou waarm, wanns de mech ëffentlech gräifs."
📈 26 VIEWS
Just like that. "Einfach esou."
📈 28 VIEWS
kiss my ass "Kuss mäi Fuedem"
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kiss my black ass "Kuss mäi schwaarze Fuedem"
📈 20 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Gëschter Owend war onheemlech. Ech kann net ophiewen drun ze denken."
📈 23 VIEWS
lesbian "Lesbesch"
📈 21 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Loosst eis goen, Verléierer, mir ginn akafen."
📈 19 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Loosst eis de ganze Weekend komplett nackt zesumme verbréngen!"
📈 20 VIEWS
lick spittle "Leck Spaut"
📈 23 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up. "Leien dech hin a hal dech roueg."
📈 29 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "D'Liewen ass eng Schossel Zopp, an ech sinn eng Gabel."
📈 28 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Kuckt dëse Nigga"
📈 22 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Maach mir e Sandwich"
📈 24 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Maach mech kommen, Baby."
📈 18 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Darf ech w.e.g. fortgoen? Mäi Gehir ass voll."
📈 21 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Darf ech w.e.g. fortgoen? Mäi Gehir ass voll."
📈 0 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, du schmaachs esou gutt."
📈 31 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Mäi Gehir seet "crunches", mä mäi Mo seet "Cupcakes.""
📈 28 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Mäi Dating-Liewen ass wéi eng Software-Beta: vill Feeler, endlos Updates, kee Startdatum."
📈 27 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Meng Famill definéiert 'dysfunktional' nei – mir sinn eng limitéiert Ausstellung iwwer schlecht Entscheedungen."
📈 26 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Meng lescht Frëndin huet mir dat net ugedoen."
📈 21 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Meng Höschen si naass. Komm séier heem."
📈 26 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Meng Bezéiung ass wéi en iPad. Ech hunn keen iPad."
📈 29 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Meng Bezéiung ass wéi en iPad. Ech hunn keen iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Mäi Portmonni ass wéi eng Zwiebel. All Kéier wann ech se opmaachen, kréien ech Tréinen."
📈 28 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervös wéi eng laangschwanzeg Kaz an engem Raum voller Schaukelstull"
📈 21 VIEWS
nigga "Nigga"
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nigga please "Nigga, w.e.g."
📈 23 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Natierlech schwätzen ech mat mir selwer. Heiansdo brauch ech Expertenrot."
📈 25 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "An déi allgemeng Richtung, wou ech wëll, datt s du ficks"
📈 23 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Oh mäi Gott, Becky, kuck op hiren Hënner"
📈 29 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-mäi-verdammt-Gott!"
📈 24 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "Op d'Knéien, Schlampe."
📈 23 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Wann s de schwaarz gëss, gees de ni méi zeréck"
📈 22 VIEWS
one coffee please "Eng Kaffi w.e.g."
📈 23 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organiséiert Leit sinn déi, déi einfach ze faul sinn fir hir Saachen ze fannen."
📈 39 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organiséiert Leit sinn déi, déi einfach ze faul sinn fir hir Saachen ze fannen."
📈 0 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Eise Familljebam ass éischter e Kaktus – stachelig, niddereg Ënnerhalt a heiansdo gëfteg."
📈 28 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Mol mäi Gesiicht."
📈 22 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Mol d'Mauere mat dengem Gehir"
📈 26 VIEWS
panty dropper "Panty Dropper"
📈 16 VIEWS
Penis "Penis"
📈 23 VIEWS
Please "Wannechgelift"
📈 27 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "w.e.g. meng Hoden"
📈 24 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "W.e.g. fick mech, Papp."
📈 17 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "W.e.g., w.e.g., w.e.g.e.g., W.e.g. – Sot et wéi wanns de bal ëm hien géifs bieden."
📈 27 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Dech zefridden ze stellen ass mäin eenzege Liewenszweck."
📈 27 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Schloen mech méi fest!"
📈 33 VIEWS
saggy tits "Schlaff Broscht"
📈 21 VIEWS
scumbag "Dreckskerl"
📈 26 VIEWS
semen "Sperma"
📈 21 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "Si geet net emol hei."
📈 26 VIEWS
shit gibbon "Scheiss Gibbon"
📈 47 VIEWS
show your tits "Weis deng Broscht"
📈 23 VIEWS
show your tits! "Weis deng Broscht!"
📈 22 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "Hal d'Schnëss"
📈 25 VIEWS
shut the hell up "Halt d'Maul"
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shut up "Hal de Bak"
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shut your god damn mouth "Halt däi verdammte Mond zou"
📈 25 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Iergendeen huet haut gesot, ech wier faul. Ech wollt him bal äntweren."
📈 28 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Suck mäi Schwanz, Arschloch."
📈 26 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Suck start eng Flinte."
📈 28 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Schwëtzen wéi eng Zigeiner mat engem Hypothéik"
📈 29 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Zéi deng Kleeder aus a gitt an d'Bett."
📈 20 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Zéi deng Kleeder aus. Leien dech hin. Hal de Bak."
📈 20 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Merci, datt s du mech gefickt hues."
📈 21 VIEWS
That feels so good. "Dat fillt sech esou gutt un."
📈 25 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "Déck wéi Schwäinskack"
📈 23 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "Enk wéi eng Ente Ärsch"
📈 24 VIEWS
tits "Broscht"
📈 20 VIEWS
Tonight is all about me. "Haut Owend geet et just ëm mech."
📈 27 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you. "Haut Owend geet et just ëm dech."
📈 27 VIEWS
Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Haut Owend sinn ech an DIR dran."
📈 24 VIEWS
turd "Kack"
📈 23 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Nëtzlech als eenbeinege Mann an engem Butt-Kick-Wettkampf"
📈 27 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Na, na, na, kuck, wat d'Kaz matbruecht huet!"
📈 23 VIEWS
wet pussy "naass Muschi"
📈 19 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "Wat wëlls de fir d'Iessen?"
📈 24 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Wat soll ech haut Owend am Bett undoen?"
📈 27 VIEWS
what the devil "Wat zum Teufel"
📈 26 VIEWS
What the fuck do you want? "Wat zum Teufel wëlls du?"
📈 20 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "Wat zum Teufel, Typ"
📈 20 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "Wat kacht, Schéinen?"
📈 25 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Egal wat s de méchs, ginn ëmmer 100%. Ausser du spends Blutt."
📈 25 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Wann d'Leit mir soen: "Du gëss dat muer moies bereien," schlofen ech bis Mëttes, well ech e Problemléiser sinn."
📈 29 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Wann d'Leit mir soen: "Du gëss dat muer moies bereien," schlofen ech bis Mëttes, well ech e Problemléiser sinn."
📈 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Wou ass d'Toilette?"
📈 31 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers? "Wéi laanscht d'Nutten?"
📈 22 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Firwat sinn ech ëmmer esou geil, wann aner Leit do sinn?"
📈 32 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Firwat bass de elo net hei? Ech sinn esou verdammt geil."
📈 20 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Firwat stëmmungsvoll sinn, wanns de deng Hënner wackele kanns?!"
📈 26 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Firwat kënne mir net einfach eis Aarbecht opginn, zesumme wunnen an den ganzen Dag, all Dag, ficken?"
📈 22 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Wëlls du mech ficken?"
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you are completely right "Du hues komplett Recht"
📈 24 VIEWS
you are so fat "Du bass esou déck"
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you are so fine "Du bass esou schéin"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so ugly "Du bass esou hässlech"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "Du bass esou e Béisen"
📈 25 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Du bréngs jidderengem esou vill Freed, wanns de de Raum verléis."
📈 29 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "Du weess, ech hunn keng Ënnerwäsch un?"
📈 24 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Du weess, wat se soen: Dynamit kënnt a klenge Packungen."
📈 27 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "Gefält der dat, Schätzchen?"
📈 28 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Du gesäis wierklech sexy aus, wanns de dat Hiem unhues."
📈 22 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "Du méchs mech wonnerbar fillen, Baby."
📈 26 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "Du elende verdammte Bastard"
📈 18 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch "Du elende verdammte Schlampe"
📈 20 VIEWS
you're a baddi "Du bass e Baddi"
📈 22 VIEWS
you're a baddie "Du bass e Béisen"
📈 24 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "Du bass eng Fotz, verpiss dech"
📈 22 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Du ficks dës Geess, ech sinn just hei fir d'Hörner ze halen"
📈 26 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Du bass méi héich wéi Giraff-Muschi"
📈 26 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Du kriss eng op d'Nues bis de kräischs"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Du méchs mech mat Freed ouni Bewosstsinn."
📈 25 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Du bass de Beweis, datt d'Evolutioun mat richteger Motivatioun zréckgoe kann."
📈 28 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "däi Gesiicht gesäit aus wéi en Aarsch"
📈 23 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Deng Perséinlechkeet ass wéi entkoffeinéiert: enttäuschend, mee kéint trotzdem mäin Owend ruinéieren"
📈 30 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Däin Wonsch ass mäi Befehl."
📈 30 VIEWS