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LEARN MALAGASY PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Ny diamondra dia sombin-arintany izay nahomby tamin'ny tsindry."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Ny paoma iray isan'andro dia manalavitra ny dokotera - raha manipy azy mafy ianao!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Na inona na inona atao alohan'ny fisotroana kafe voalohany amin'ny andro dia azo sokajiana ho fiarovan-tena."
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are you on your period? "Ao anatin'ny vanim-potoanao ve ianao?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Vonona ny hiala tsiny ve ianao?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Toy ny cluster fucked toy ny shit sy ny fandehanana ao anatiny"
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baddie "ratsy fanahy"
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bald cunt "volo volo"
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balls slapping against her chin "baolina mikapoka amin'ny saokany"
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beating the meat "Mikapoka ny hena"
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Beg me. "Miangavy ahy."
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Bent dick "Dick miondrika"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "An'arivony tapitrisa ny biby manga mipoaka ao anatin'ny rivodoza mahery vaika"
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blow me "Tsofino aho"
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blow my load "mitsoka ny enta-mavesatra"
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blow my load on your face "mitsoka ny enta-mavesatra eo amin'ny tavanao"
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boobs "Boobs"
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booger suger "Ny Booger dia mitsentsitra"
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bopping the bologna "Ny Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Bozos mitsambikina"
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breeder "mpiompy"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Mitondra haingana amin'ny ady shit"
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bull shit "Bull shit"
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but first anal... "fa voalohany anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt piraty"
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butter face "menaka tarehy"
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calm down and shut up "Tony ary mangina"
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can i fuck you from behind "Azoko atao ve ny manala anao avy any aoriana"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Azoko atao ve ny manome anao ny fipoahana, tompoko?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Azoko atao ve ny mitsentsitra ny nononao"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Henonao ve izany? Izany no antso ho an'ny ondana, ary tena ratsy izany raha ataoko miandry ela loatra."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Henonao ve izany? Izany no antso ho an'ny ondana, ary tena ratsy izany raha ataoko miandry ela loatra."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Azonao atao ve ny manampy ahy amin'ny zavatra ao amin'ny efitrano fandriana?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Azonao lazaina amiko ve hoe aiza no ahafahako mahita mpivaro-tena?"
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carpet muncher "Carpet Muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Mpanadio lakandrano"
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Choking the chicken "Manempotra ny akoho"
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chutney ferret "Chutney Ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Akoho"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Mangatsiaka kokoa noho ny trano fidiovana vy eo amin'ny lafiny alokaloka amin'ny ranomandry"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Mangatsiaka kokoa noho ny mpamosavy amin'ny bra varahina"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Arahabaina: nahatratra ny haavon'ny fahadisoana natokana ho an'ny horoscope ianao teo aloha."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Azonao atao ve ny manondro ahy any amin'ny efitra fandroana? Manana fanendrena seza aho."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Azonao atao ve ny manondro ahy any amin'ny efitra fandroana? Manana fanendrena seza aho."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum "Ahoana no"
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cum dumpster "Cum Dumpster"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Cunt"
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cunt face "tarehin'ny cunt"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "curry muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Lalina kokoa, lalina kokoa, lalina kokoa!"
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Derby County Fan "Mpankafy Derby County"
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dick face "Dick tarehy"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling kotroka cunt"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Vao nifoha ve ianao?"
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die in a fire "Maty tao anaty afo"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Maloto Wanker"
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dirty whore "Vehivavy janga maloto"
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Do you have any drugs? "Manana zava-mahadomelina ve ianao?"
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do you like dick? "Tianao ve ny dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Te-fuck ve ianao?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Te-hanandrana anal miaraka amiko ve ianao?"
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Don't be a dick "Aza manao dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Aza miteny amiko"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Aza mijery ahy toy izany rehefa eto isika; Mahatonga ahy ho tena horny izany."
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Don’t stop. "Aza mijanona."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Aza milaza amiko fa ny lanitra no fetra rehefa misy dian-tongotra eny amin'ny volana."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump dia nanala baraka ny ankizy"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump dia pedophile"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump no filoha ratsy indrindra hatramin'izay"
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Doublelift "Fampiakarana roa heny"
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douche nozzle "Douche Nozzle"
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douchebag "douchebag"
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dumb bitch "Adala biby"
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dumb cunt "Moana cunt"
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dumpster cunt "Dumpster cunt"
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dyke "Ny Dyke"
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eat a penis "Mihinana penis"
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eat my butthole "Mihinana ny kiboko"
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eat my butthole and die "Mihinana ny kiboko ary maty"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Mihinana ny pussy araka izay tianao azy"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "Bitch matavy"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Voalohany dia handohalika ianao. Avy eo dia hanandrana ahy ianao."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "mofomamy voankazo"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Fuck izany"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Fuck ahy"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Fuck ahy moramora amin'ny chainsaw"
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fuck me hard "Fuck ahy mafy"
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fuck me hard "Fuck ahy mafy"
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Fuck me hard. "Fuck ahy mafy."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "mafy aho. Ao anatin'ny ratra"
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fuck me harder "Fuck ahy mafy kokoa"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck ahy ao amin'ny boriky ianao motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck ahy toy ny kintana pôrnôgrafia"
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fuck me like an animal "Fuck ahy toy ny biby"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck ianao bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck ianao cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck ianao cunt"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck ny asshole anao"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck ny asshole anao"
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fuck your mom "Fuck ny reninao"
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fuck your mom "Fuck ny reninao"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck Ny Mom Fuck Ny Fuck Ny Mom"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck Ny Mom Fuck Ny Fuck Ny Mom"
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fucking animal "Biby fucking"
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fucking animal "Biby fucking"
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fucking idiot "Adala"
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fucking tease "Fucking Tease"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Mahazo fucked"
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get lost "Very"
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Give me a kiss "Omeo oroka aho"
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go finger yourself "Mandehana amin'ny rantsan-tànana"
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go lick a duck "Mandehana milelaka ganagana"
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Go masturbate your dog "Mandehana masturbate ny alikanao"
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gobble the helmet spit "gobble ny fiarovan-doha rora"
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grab her by the pussy "raiso amin'ny pussy izy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Raiso ny voloko ary fuck ahy toy ny alika."
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hard dick "Dick mafy"
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hard oral sex "firaisana am-bava mafy"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Efa nisy lehilahy nidera anao tamin'ny fahaizanao blowjob?"
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he likes dick "Tiany ny dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Vonjeo! Nahazo ny filahiako indray aho."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Ny pussy dia volo toy ny kintana pôrnôgrafia tamin'ny taona 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Ny pussy dia mando toy ny paosin'ny otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Inty aho! Inona avy ireo fanirianao roa hafa?"
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heterosexual "heterosexual"
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Hide Yourself "Afeno ny tenanao"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Ny dick dia toy ny tongotry ny gadra"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Shit, cumming."
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how the fuck "Ahoana ny fuck"
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hurt me "mandratra ahy"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Raha ny marina dia nivarotra ny mpanadio banga aho. Ny hany nataony dia ny nanangona vovoka."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Miteny foana aho hoe "Maraina" fa tsy "Salama maraina" - raha tsara ny maraina, dia matory aho fa tsy miresaka amin'ny olona."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Mitady mpivaro-tena miaraka amin'ny penis aho"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Tsy mino aho fa nihaona taminao."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Tsy mino aho fa nanapa-kevitra ny handeha hiantsena izahay rehefa afaka mijanona ao an-trano."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Tsy afaka mifantoka amin'ny asa aho. Ny hany azoko eritreretina dia ny mitsentsitra ny dick."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Tsy andriko ny hitondra anao any an-trano."
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I don't give a fuck "Tsy miraharaha na inona na inona aho"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Tsy mila mpanamboatra volo vaovao aho. Ny ondana dia manome ahy taovolo vaovao isa-maraina."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Tsy mila mpanamboatra volo vaovao aho. Ny ondana dia manome ahy taovolo vaovao isa-maraina."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Nanonofy momba anao aho omaly alina, ary nahafinaritra izany, saingy nifoha aho, ary tsy teo ianao."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Mahatsiaro ho kely eo an-tsandrinao aho."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Nahita milina iray tao amin'ny gym aho tamin'ny farany izay tiako: ny milina fivarotana."
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I fucked your mom last night "Omaly alina aho no nanala ny reninao"
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i hate looking at you "Halako ny mijery anao"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Manana ny vatan'ny andriamanitra aho—indrisy fa andriamanitry ny vohitra kely sy mahakivy."
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i hope you die "Manantena aho fa ho faty ianao"
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I hope you outlive your children "Manantena aho fa ho tafavoaka velona amin'ny zanakao ianao"
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i hope you rot in hell "Manantena aho fa ho lò any amin'ny helo ianao"
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i just took a massive shit "Vao avy naka zavatra goavana aho"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Te-ho mpivaro-tena fotsiny aho."
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I just want to make you happy. "Te-hahafaly anao fotsiny aho."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Te-handrava ny akanjonao fotsiny aho amin'izao fotoana izao."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Tiako ho fantatrareo fotsiny fa mando aho."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Manonofinofy foana aho momba izay hataoko aminao any aoriana."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Mieritreritra foana aho ny hiala amin'ny sekoly / ny asako ary ho tonga any aminao anio alina."
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I like big butts "Tiako ny butts lehibe"
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I love being your fuck slut "Tiako ny maha-slut anao"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Tiako ny masturbation rehefa miresaka aminao, fa ny tena ilaiko dia ianao, eto, fucking ahy."
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I love you "Tiako ianao"
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I love you. "Tiako ianao."
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I love your body "Tiako ny vatanao"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Nanao lisitra goavana aho androany. Mila mamantatra fotsiny aho hoe iza no hanao izany."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Nanao lisitra goavana aho androany. Mila mamantatra fotsiny aho hoe iza no hanao izany."
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I need you so bad right now. "Tena mila anao aho amin'izao fotoana izao."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Mila anao handeha eo anoloako aho mba hahitako ny boribory."
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I need your cock! "Mila ny akoholahy aho!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Tsy nanao fahadisoana mitovy indroa mihitsy aho. Ataoko in-enina na fito izany, mba hahazoana antoka fotsiny."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Tsy nanao fahadisoana mitovy indroa mihitsy aho. Ataoko in-enina na fito izany, mba hahazoana antoka fotsiny."
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I think i crapped my pants "Heveriko fa nampihena ny pataloha aho"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Heveriko fa tiako ny dick anao."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Heveriko fa tia ny pussy anao aho."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Niteny tamin'ny lehibeko aho mba hanana fiainana mahafinaritra. Nilaza izy fa efa manana iray izy - tsy tsapako fa mety ho mirehareha ny tsy fananan'asa."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Te-hahatsapa aho fa mitifitra ny enta-mavesatrao ao am-bavako ianao."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Te-hahatsapa ny cum manerana ny tavako aho."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Te-hikapoka anao toy ny alika aho ary cum ao anatin'ny pussy"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Te-hikapoka anao toy ny biby aho"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Te-hihaino anao aho hanonona ny anarako, lazao izany biby."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Te-hanandrana ny tenako amin'ny akoholahy aho."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Te-hijery anao masturbate aho"
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I want you so bad. "Tiako be ianao."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Tiako ny hitifitra ny enta-mavesatrao ao am-bavako."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Tiako ny hitifitra ny enta-mavesatrao eo amin'ny tongoko"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Te hanolotra zava-pisotro ho anao aho, saingy efa mihena sahady ny fitsipikao."
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I was thinking about you today. "Nieritreritra anao aho androany."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Maniry aho fa afaka manamboatra ny dick fotsiny aho, mba hanana zavatra hampahatsiahy ahy anao."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Enga anie ka ho ao an-trano izahay, mba hahafahako manao zavatra mahatsiravina aminao."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Enga anie ka ho ao an-trano izahay, mba hahafahako manao zavatra mahatsiravina aminao."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Tsy hiteny aho fa mifikitra ianao - andao lazaina fotsiny fa manana fihazonana bebe kokoa noho ny lakaoly mora vidy ianao."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Nitafy an'io akanjo io ho anao fotsiny aho."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Izaho no handresy ny shit aminao"
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i'm sorry my love "Miala tsiny amin'ny fitiavako"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Manana minitra malalaka aho mba lazao amiko ny zavatra rehetra fantatrao"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Te-hilaza aminao aho mba handeha any amin'ny helo, saingy matahotra aho fa ho voatendry ho mpitantana ianao."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Mahazo aina toy ny mpivaro-tena aho amin'ny fanompoam-pivavahana amin'ny 8 maraina"
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I’m about to explode. "Saika hipoaka aho."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Malahelo ahy ny milaza an'io fotsiny, saingy malahelo be ny dick aho."
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I’m dripping wet. "Mando aho."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Faly aho fa tsy mila mihaza ny sakafoko manokana. Tsy fantatro hoe aiza no misy ny sandwich."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Homeko anao ny blowjob mando indrindra anio alina."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Hanaisotra anao aho mandra-pahazoako ny tsiranoka farany rehetra aminao."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Tsy kamo aho. Tena manosika ahy tsy hanao na inona na inona."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Tsy kamo aho. Tena manosika ahy tsy hanao na inona na inona."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Tsy kamo aho. Tena miala sasatra aho."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Tsy kamo aho. Tena miala sasatra aho."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Tsy milaza aho fa mihoa-pefy. Saingy misy fotoana tsara ary misy fotoana ratsy hanomezana ahy tsofa."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Tsy milaza aho fa ratsy tarehy, fa ny fisaintsainako dia nangataka mpiara-mitory an-trano."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Tsy hafahafa aho. Fanontana voafetra aho."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Tena sahy aho ary mila saziana."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Tsy mbola niharan'ny firaisana ara-nofo toy izany aho taloha."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Raha nanolotra sakafo ho anao amin'ny akanjo ambany sy kiraro aho, inona no holazainao? Sa aleonao manao zavatra hafa aho?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Raha tsy mahatratra anao ny karma, dia hanao izany aho"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Raha manome anao voasarimakirana ny fiainana, atsipazo amin'ny olona tsy tianao izy ireo - vitamina C miaraka amin'ny toe-tsaina."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Raha tsy mitombo eo amin'ny hazo ny vola, nahoana no manana sampana ny banky?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Raha tsy mitombo eo amin'ny hazo ny vola, nahoana no manana sampana ny banky?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Raha tsy mivadika izao tontolo izao, dia ho lavo amin'izany avokoa isika rehetra!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Raha tsy tao an-tranon'ny namanao izahay, dia handohalika miaraka aminao ao am-bavako aho."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Raha tsy manana mpankahala ianao, dia mety tsy ao amin'ny GPS amin'ny seho an-tsehatra na iza na iza ianao."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Raha tsy mitsahatra mijery ahy toy izany ianao, dia tsy maintsy mandeha any amin'ny toerana tsy miankina isika."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Tsy maninona raha tsy tianao aho. Tsy ny olon-drehetra no manana tsiro tsara."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Mafana be izany rehefa misambotra ahy eny imasom-bahoaka ianao."
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Just like that. "Toy izany."
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kiss my ass "Oroka ny borikiko"
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kiss my black ass "Oroka ny boriky mainty"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Tsy mampino ny omaly alina. Tsy afaka mitsahatra mieritreritra izany aho."
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lesbian "lesbiana"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Andao ho resy, handeha hiantsena isika."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Andao handany ny faran'ny herinandro manontolo miaraka mitanjaka tanteraka!"
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lick spittle "Lick rora"
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Lie down and shut up. "Mandry ary mangina."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Ny fiainana dia lasopy vilia, ary fork aho."
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look at this nigga "Jereo ity nigga ity"
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make me a sandwich "Ataovy sandwich ho ahy"
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Make me cum, baby. "Ataovy cum aho, zazakely."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Azoko atao ve ny miala tsiny? Feno ny atidohako."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Azoko atao ve ny miala tsiny? Feno ny atidohako."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm"
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Ny atidohako dia milaza hoe "crunches" fa ny kiboko kosa milaza hoe "mofomamy kely.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Ny fiainako mampiaraka dia toy ny rindrambaiko beta: bibikely marobe, fanavaozana tsy misy farany, tsy misy daty fanombohana."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Ny fianakaviako dia mamaritra indray ny 'dysfunctional' - fampirantiana voafetra amin'ny fanapahan-kevitra ratsy izahay."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Tsy nanao izany tamiko ny sipako farany"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Feno ny patalohako. Moy haingana any an-trano."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ny fifandraisako dia toy ny iPad. Tsy manana iPad aho."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Ny fifandraisako dia toy ny iPad. Tsy manana iPad aho."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Toy ny tongolobe ny kitapom-bolako. Isaky ny manokatra azy aho dia mitomany aho."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Mitebiteby toy ny saka lava rambony ao amin'ny efitrano feno seza mihozongozona"
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nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "nigga azafady"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Mazava ho azy fa miresaka amin'ny tenako aho. Indraindray aho mila torohevitra avy amin'ny manam-pahaizana."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Eny amin'io lalana ankapobeny io no tiako ho fuck"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Ry Andry Rajoelina, Jereo Ny Tsinontsinona"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-my-fucking-god!"
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On your knees, bitch. "Eo amin'ny lohalika, bitch."
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once you go black you never go back "Raha vao mainty ianao dia tsy miverina intsony"
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one coffee please "kafe iray azafady"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Ny olona voalamina dia ireo izay kamo loatra ka tsy mahita ny zavatra."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Ny olona voalamina dia ireo izay kamo loatra ka tsy mahita ny zavatra."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Ny hazon'ny fianakaviantsika dia toy ny kaktus bebe kokoa—mivaingana, tsy dia misy fikojakojana loatra, ary indraindray misy poizina."
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Paint my face. "Mandoko ny tavako."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Mandoko ny rindrina amin'ny atidohanao"
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panty dropper "Panty Dropper"
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Penis "Penis"
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Please "Azafady"
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please ask my testacles "Azafady mba anontanio ny testacles"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Azafady mba fuck ahy, dada."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Azafady, azafady, azafady, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... - Lazao izany toy ny hoe saika mitalaho aminy ianao."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Ny hampifaly anao no hany tanjoko eo amin'ny fiainako."
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Pound me harder! "Kapohy mafy kokoa aho!"
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saggy tits "Saggy Tits"
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scumbag "Scumbag"
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semen "tsirinaina"
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She doesn't even go here. "Tsy mandeha eto akory izy."
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shit gibbon "Gibbon shit"
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show your tits "Asehoy ny tits"
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show your tits! "Asehoy ny tits!"
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shut the hell up "Mangina ny helo"
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shut up "mangina"
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shut your god damn mouth "Ampidiro ny vavanao"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Nisy olona nilaza androany fa kamo aho. Saika namaly azy aho."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Mitsentsitra ny dick asshole."
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Suck start a shotgun "Suck manomboka basy"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Toy ny gypsy miaraka amin'ny trosa"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Esory ny akanjonao ary mandehana eo am-pandriana."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Esory ny akanjonao, mandry. Mangina."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Misaotra anao nanala ahy."
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That feels so good. "Mahatsiaro tena tsara izany."
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thick as pig shit "matevina toy ny kisoa"
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tight as a ducks ass "henjana toy ny boriky ganagana"
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tits "Tits"
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Tonight is all about me. "Ny anio hariva dia momba ahy avokoa."
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Tonight is all about you. "Ny anio hariva dia momba anao rehetra."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Anio hariva dia ho ao anatinao aho."
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turd "Ny tsimparifary"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Mahasoa toy ny lehilahy iray tongotra amin'ny fifaninanana daka boriky"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Jereo ny zavatra nentin'ilay saka!"
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wet pussy "pussy mando"
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what do you want for dinner? "Inona no tadiavinao ho an'ny sakafo hariva?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Inona no tianao hitafy eo am-pandriana anio alina?"
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what the devil "Inona no devoly"
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What the fuck do you want? "Inona no tadiavinao?"
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what the fuck dude "Inona no fuck dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Inona no atao hoe mahandro, tsara tarehy?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Na inona na inona ataonao dia omeo 100% foana. Raha tsy hoe manome rà ianao."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Rehefa miteny amiko ny olona hoe: "Hanenina ianao amin'ny maraina," matory hatramin'ny mitataovovonana aho satria mamaha olana aho."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Rehefa miteny amiko ny olona hoe: "Hanenina ianao amin'ny maraina," matory hatramin'ny mitataovovonana aho satria mamaha olana aho."
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Where is the bathroom? "Aiza ny efitra fandroana?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Aiza no lalana mankany amin'ny mpivaro-tena?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Fa maninona aho no mikorontana foana rehefa misy olon-kafa manodidina?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Nahoana ianao no tsy eto amin'izao fotoana izao? Tena mahatsiravina aho."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Nahoana no ho moody raha afaka manozongozona ny booty ?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Nahoana isika no tsy afaka miala amin'ny asantsika, miara-miaina, ary manao fuck mandritra ny andro, isan'andro?"
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will you fuck me? "Ho fuck ahy ve ianao?"
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you are completely right "Marina tanteraka ny anao"
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you are so fat "matavy be ianao"
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you are so fine "Tena tsara ianao"
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you are so ugly "Tena ratsy tarehy ianao"
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you are such a baddie "Ratsy fanahy tokoa ianao"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Mitondra fifaliana be ho an'ny rehetra ianao rehefa mivoaka ny efitrano."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Fantatrao ve fa tsy manao pataloha aho?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Fantatrao izay lazain'izy ireo: Ny dynamite dia tonga amin'ny fonosana kely."
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You like that, baby? "Tianao izany, zazakely?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Toa tena sexy ianao rehefa manao an'io akanjo io."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Mahatsiaro ho mahatalanjona ahy ianao, zazakely."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Ianao ratsy fanahy"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Ry zazavavy mampalahelo"
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you're a baddi "Ratsy fanahy ianao"
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you're a baddie "Ratsy fanahy ianao"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Fuck Off"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Fuck an'ity osy ity, eto fotsiny aho mba hihazona ny tandroka"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ambony noho ny pussy zirafy ianao"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Ho voakapoka ianao mandra-pahatongan'ny fitomaniana"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Ianao no hahatonga ahy ho levona amin'ny fahafinaretana."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Porofonao fa afaka mihemotra amin'ny antony manosika tsara ny evolisiona."
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your face looks like an ass "Ny tarehinao dia toy ny boriky"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Ny toetranao dia toy ny decaf: mandiso fanantenana nefa mbola mety hanimba ny alina"
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Your wish is my command. "Ny fanirianao no didiko."
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