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LEARN SLOVAK PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Diamant je len kus uhlia, ktorý sa dobre držal pod tlakom."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Jedno jablko denne odháňa lekára – ak ho hodíte dosť silno!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Všetko, čo sa urobí pred prvou kávou dňa, by sa dalo klasifikovať ako sebaobrana."
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are you on your period? "Máš menštruáciu?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Si pripravený sa ospravedlniť?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Tak zmätené ako ísť do toho a ísť do toho"
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baddie "Zlý"
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bald cunt "Plešatá kunda"
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balls slapping against her chin "gule jej búchali o bradu"
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beating the meat "Šľahanie mäsa"
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Beg me. "Pros ma."
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Bent dick "Ohýbaný penis"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Miliardy žlčovitých modrých pľuzgierov v hromovom tajfúne"
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blow me "fúkať mi"
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blow my load "Vyfúkni moju dávku"
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blow my load on your face "Vystriekam ti na tvár"
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boobs "prsia"
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booger suger "Booger je na nič"
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bopping the bologna "Bologna bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Skákajúci blázni"
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breeder "Chovateľ"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "priniesť prd na bitku"
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bull shit "Blbosť"
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but first anal... "Ale najprv anál..."
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butt pirate "Pirát zadku"
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butter face "Butter Face"
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calm down and shut up "upokoj sa a buď ticho."
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can i fuck you from behind "Môžem ťa šukať zozadu?"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Môžem ti dať orálny sex, pane?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Môžem ti cmúľať prsia"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Počuješ to? To je môj vankúš, ktorý volá, a je to naozaj kruté, keď ho nechám čakať príliš dlho."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Môžeš mi pomôcť s niečím v spálni?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Môžeš mi povedať, kde nájdem prostitútku?"
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carpet muncher "Carpet Muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Kominár"
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Choking the chicken "Dusenie kurčaťa"
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chutney ferret "čatní fretka"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kurva s naklonenými očami"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Chladnejšie než oceľová toaleta na tienistej strane ľadovca"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Chladnejšie ako čarodejnícke prsia v mosadznej podprsenke"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Gratulujem: dosiahli ste úroveň nesprávnosti, ktorá bola predtým vyhradená pre horoskopy."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Mohli by ste mi ukázať kúpeľňu? Mám termín na stolicu."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Kreténsky hajzel"
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cum "Ako"
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cum dumpster "kontajner na semeno"
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cun "CUN"
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cunt "Kunda"
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cunt face "Kunda tvár"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Hlbšie, hlbšie, ešte viac!"
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Derby County Fan "Fanúšik Derby County"
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dick face "Dick Face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Penis žongluje s bleskovou kundou"
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Dickhead "Kretén"
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did you just wake up? "Práve si sa zobudil?"
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die in a fire "zomrieť v ohni"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo žuvajúca žľabová štetka"
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dipshit "blbec"
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Dirty Wanker "Špinavý hajzel"
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dirty whore "špinavá kurva"
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Do you have any drugs? "Máš nejaké drogy?"
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do you like dick? "Máš rád vtáka?"
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do you want to fuck? "Chceš šukať?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Chceš skúsiť anál so mnou?"
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Don't be a dick "Nebuď sprostý"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Nehovor so mnou nezmysly"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Nepozeraj sa na mňa tak, keď sme tu; Robí ma to strašne nadrženým."
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Don’t stop. "Nezastavuj sa."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Nehovor mi, že obloha je limit, keď sú na mesiaci stopy."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump šuká deti"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump je pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump je najhorší prezident v histórii"
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Doublelift "Dvojitý zdvih"
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douche nozzle "Tryska na vyplachovanie"
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douchebag "Kretén"
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dumb bitch "hlúpa suka"
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dumb cunt "hlúpy hajzel"
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dumpster cunt "Smetiský hajzel"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Zjedz penis"
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eat my butthole "Zjedz mi zadok"
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eat my butthole and die "Zjedz mi zadok a zomri"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Jedz moju vagínu, ako chceš"
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faggot "buzerant"
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fat bitch "tučná suka"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Najprv si kľakneš. Potom ma ochutnáš."
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flamer "Plameňomet"
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flamer "Plameňomet"
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fruit cake "Ovocný koláč"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Seriem na Donalda Trumpa"
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fuck it "Kašlem na to"
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Fuck Maritza "Do riti s Maritzou"
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fuck me "Do riti"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Jemne ma šukaj motorovou pílou"
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fuck me hard "Šukaj ma poriadne"
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fuck me hard "Šukaj ma poriadne"
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Fuck me hard. "Šukaj ma poriadne."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Ja tvrdý. V bolesti"
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fuck me harder "Šukaj ma tvrdšie"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Šukaj ma do zadku, ty zasraná piča."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Šukaj ma ako pornohviezdu"
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fuck me like an animal "šukaj ma ako zviera"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Do riti, do riti!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "SERIEM MOJU KUNDIČKU!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Zdrhni, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Vypadni, debil"
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Fuck you bastard "Do riti, ty hajzel"
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fuck you bitch "Seriem na teba, suka"
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fuck you bitch "Seriem na teba, suka"
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fuck you cunt "Do riti, ty hajzel"
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fuck you cunt "Do riti, ty hajzel"
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fuck your asshole "Seriem na tvoj zadok"
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fuck your asshole "Seriem na tvoj zadok"
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fuck your mom "Seriem na tvoju mamu"
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fuck your mom "Seriem na tvoju mamu"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Seriem na mamin zadok"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Seriem na mamin zadok"
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fucking animal "Do riti zviera"
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fucking animal "Do riti zviera"
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fucking idiot "Zasraný idiot"
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fucking tease "Zasraný provokatér"
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fucktwat "Kretén"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Choď do riti"
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get lost "zmizni"
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Give me a kiss "Daj mi pusu"
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go finger yourself "Choď sa prstovať"
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go lick a duck "Choď olízať kačku"
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Go masturbate your dog "Choď masturbovať svojho psa"
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gobble the helmet spit "Hlt slinu prilby"
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grab her by the pussy "chyť ju za vagínu"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Chyť ma za vlasy a šukaj ma ako psa."
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hard dick "tvrdý penis"
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hard oral sex "Tvrdý orálny sex"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Pochválil ťa niekedy chlap za tvoje orálne schopnosti?"
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he likes dick "Páči sa mu penis"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Pomoc! Zase sa mi penis zasekol v zipse."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Jej vagína je chlpatá ako u pornohviezdy z 80. rokov"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Jej vagína je mokrá ako vrecko vydry"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Tu som! Aké sú tvoje ďalšie dve želania?"
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heterosexual "Heterosexuál"
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Hide Yourself "Skry sa"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "jeho penis vyzerá ako väzenská noha"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Do riti, už vyvrcholím."
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how the fuck "Ako do riti"
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hurt me "Ublížil mi"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Vlastne som vysávač predal. Všetko, čo robila, bolo, že zbierala prach."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Vždy hovorím "Dobré ráno" namiesto "Dobré ráno" – keby to bolo dobré ráno, spal by som a nerozprával sa s ľuďmi."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Hľadám prostitútku s penisom"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Nemôžem uveriť, že som ťa stretol."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Nemôžem uveriť, že sme sa rozhodli ísť nakupovať, keď sme mohli byť doma a šukať."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Nedokážem sa sústrediť v práci. Jediné, na čo myslím, je fajčiť ti vtáka."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Nemôžem sa dočkať, kedy ťa dostanem domov."
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I don't give a fuck "Je mi to úplne jedno"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Nepotrebujem nového kaderníka. Môj vankúš mi každé ráno dáva nový účes."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Sníval som o tebe minulú noc a bolo to fantastické, ale zobudil som sa a ty si tu nebol."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Cítim sa v tvojom náručí maličká."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Nakoniec som v posilňovni našiel stroj, ktorý mám rád: automat na nápoje."
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I fucked your mom last night "Včera večer som šukal tvoju mamu"
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i hate looking at you "Neznášam sa na teba pozerať"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Mám telo boha – bohužiaľ boha malých, depresívnych dedín."
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i hope you die "Dúfam, že zomrieš"
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I hope you outlive your children "Dúfam, že prežiješ svoje deti"
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i hope you rot in hell "Dúfam, že zhniješ v pekle"
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i just took a massive shit "Práve som sa poriadne vykakal"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Chcem byť len tvoja sexuálna štetka."
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I just want to make you happy. "Chcem ťa len urobiť šťastnou."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Chcem ti teraz strhnúť oblečenie."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Chcem, aby si vedel, že som úplne mokrý."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Stále fantazírujem o tom, čo ti neskôr urobím."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Stále myslím na to, že by som jednoducho skončil so školou/prácou a dnes večer za tebou prišiel."
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I like big butts "Mám rád veľké zadky"
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I love being your fuck slut "Milujem byť tvojou kurvou"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Milujem masturbáciu, keď s tebou hovorím, ale čo naozaj potrebujem, si ty, tu, ako ma šukáš."
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I love you "Ľúbim ťa"
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I love you. "Ľúbim ťa."
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I love your body "Milujem tvoje telo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Dnes som si spravil obrovský zoznam úloh. Len musím zistiť, kto to urobí."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Dnes som si spravil obrovský zoznam úloh. Len musím zistiť, kto to urobí."
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I need you so bad right now. "Teraz ťa tak veľmi potrebujem."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Potrebujem, aby si prešla predo mnou, aby som videla tvoj zadok."
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I need your cock! "Potrebujem tvoj penis!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nikdy neurobím tú istú chybu dvakrát. Robím to šesť-sedemkrát, len pre istotu."
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I think i crapped my pants "Myslím, že som si posral nohavice"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Myslím, že som zamilovaný do tvojho vtáka."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Myslím, že som sa zamiloval do tvojej vagíny."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Povedal som šéfovi, aby mal pekný život. Povedal, že už jednu má – nevedel som, že nezamestnanosť môže byť samoľúba."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Chcem cítiť, ako vystrekuješ svoju dávku do mojich úst."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Chcem cítiť tvoje semeno po celej tvári."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Chcem ťa šukať ako psa a vystriekať sa do tvojej vagíny"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Chcem ťa šukať ako zviera"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Chcem počuť, ako vyslovíš moje meno, povedz ho, suka."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Chcem ochutnať seba na tvojom penise."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Chcem ťa sledovať, ako sa masturbuješ"
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I want you so bad. "Chcem ťa tak veľmi."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Chcem, aby si vystrekol svoju dávku do mojich úst."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Chcem, aby si vystrekol na moje prsia"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Chcel som ti ponúknuť drink, ale tvoje štandardy sú už zriedené."
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I was thinking about you today. "Dnes som na teba myslel."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Kiež by som mohol len naklonovať tvoj penis, aby som mal niečo, čo mi ťa pripomenie."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Kiežby sme boli doma, aby som ti mohol urobiť hrozné veci."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Kiežby sme boli doma, aby som ti mohol urobiť hrozné veci."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Nepoviem, že si príliš pripútaný – povedzme, že máš väčšiu pevnosť než lacné superlepidlo."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Túto sukňu som mala len pre teba."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Zmlátim ťa do bezvedomia"
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i'm sorry my love "Prepáč, láska moja"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Mám voľnú chvíľu, povedz mi všetko, čo vieš"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Povedal by som ti, aby si šiel do pekla, ale bojím sa, že by si bol povýšený na manažéra."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Cítim sa asi tak pohodlne ako prostitútka na bohoslužbe o 8 ráno"
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I’m about to explode. "Chystám sa vybuchnúť."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Červenám sa, keď to hovorím, ale tak veľmi mi chýba tvoj penis."
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I’m dripping wet. "Som úplne mokrá."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Som rád, že nemusím loviť vlastné jedlo. Nemám tušenie, kde sendviče bývajú."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Dám ti dnes večer najmokrejší orálny sex."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Budem ťa honiť, kým z teba nevytiahnem poslednú kvapku."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Nie som lenivý. Som len veľmi motivovaný nerobiť nič."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Nie som lenivý. Som len veľmi uvoľnený."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Nehovorím, že preháňam. Ale sú dobré aj zlé časy, keď mi treba podať motorovú pílu."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Nehovorím, že som škaredý, ale môj odraz si vyžiadal sprievod domov."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Nie som divný. Som limitovaná edícia."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Bol som veľmi odvážny a potrebujem byť potrestaný."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Nikdy predtým som nebol takto vytiahnutý."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Keby som ti ponúkol variť v spodnej bielizni a na opätkoch, čo by si povedala? Alebo by si radšej, aby som si obliekla niečo iné?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ak ťa karma nezasiahne, prídem ja."
📈 24 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Ak ti život dáva citróny, hádž ich na ľudí, ktorých nemáš rád – vitamín C s postojom."
📈 22 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ak peniaze nerastú na stromoch, prečo majú banky pobočky?"
📈 26 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Keby svet nebol na nič, všetci by sme z neho spadli!"
📈 21 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Keby sme neboli u tvojho kamaráta, kľačal by som s tebou v ústach."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Ak nemáte hejterov, pravdepodobne nie ste na GPS žiadneho seriálu."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Ak na mňa neprestaneš takto pozerať, budeme musieť ísť niekam súkromne."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Je v poriadku, ak ma nemáš rád. Nie každý má dobrý vkus."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Je to také vzrušujúce, keď ma chytíš na verejnosti."
📈 18 VIEWS
Just like that. "Len tak."
📈 23 VIEWS
kiss my ass "Bozkaj mi zadok"
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kiss my black ass "Pobozkaj môj čierny zadok"
📈 20 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Včerajšok bol neuveriteľný. Nemôžem na to prestať myslieť."
📈 28 VIEWS
lesbian "lesba"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Poďme, lúzer, ideme nakupovať."
📈 19 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Strávme celý víkend spolu úplne nahí!"
📈 21 VIEWS
lick spittle "olízať sliny"
📈 23 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up. "Ľahni si a buď ticho."
📈 23 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Život je miska polievky a ja som vidlička."
📈 26 VIEWS
look at this nigga "Pozri sa na tohto chlapa"
📈 21 VIEWS
make me a sandwich "Urob mi sendvič"
📈 26 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby. "Prinúť ma vyvrcholiť, zlato."
📈 18 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Môžem sa ospravedlniť? Mám plný mozog."
📈 22 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, chutíš tak dobre."
📈 20 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Môj mozog hovorí "chrumkanie", ale žalúdok hovorí "cupcakes.""
📈 23 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Môj milostný život je ako softvérová beta: veľa chýb, nekonečné aktualizácie, žiadny dátum vydania."
📈 23 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Moja rodina redefinuje pojem "dysfunkčný" – sme časovo obmedzený príklad zlých rozhodnutí."
📈 22 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Moja posledná priateľka mi toto neurobila"
📈 21 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Moje nohavičky sú úplne premočené. Rýchlo domov."
📈 21 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Môj vzťah je ako iPad. Nemám iPad."
📈 23 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Moja peňaženka je ako cibuľa. Kedykoľvek ju otvorím, rozplačem sa."
📈 25 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervózny ako mačka s dlhým chvostom v miestnosti plnej hojdacích kresiel"
📈 23 VIEWS
nigga "nigga"
📈 15 VIEWS
nigga please "Prosím, kámo."
📈 23 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Samozrejme, že hovorím sám so sebou. Niekedy potrebujem odborné rady."
📈 26 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Práve tým smerom chcem, aby si šukal"
📈 21 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Bože môj, Becky, pozri na jej zadok"
📈 23 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "Bože môj!"
📈 19 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch. "Na kolená, suka."
📈 22 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "Keď raz prejdete do čierneho, už sa nikdy nevrátite späť"
📈 20 VIEWS
one coffee please "Jednu kávu, prosím"
📈 28 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organizovaní ľudia sú tí, ktorí sú jednoducho príliš leniví nájsť svoje veci."
📈 26 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Náš rodokmeň je skôr kaktus – ostnatý, nenáročný na údržbu a občas jedovatý."
📈 22 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Namaľuj mi tvár."
📈 22 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain "Maľuj steny mozgom"
📈 23 VIEWS
panty dropper "Padák nohavičiek"
📈 15 VIEWS
Penis "Penis"
📈 22 VIEWS
Please "Prosím"
📈 19 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "Prosím, opýtaj sa mojich semenníkov"
📈 23 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy. "Prosím, šukaj ma, ocko."
📈 12 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Prosím, prosím, prosím, PROSÍM, PROSÍM... – Povedz to, akoby si ho takmer prosil."
📈 20 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Potešiť ťa je môj jediný zmysel v živote."
📈 18 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Udri ma silnejšie!"
📈 27 VIEWS
saggy tits "Ochabnuté prsia"
📈 21 VIEWS
semen "semeno"
📈 22 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "Ani sem nechodí."
📈 20 VIEWS
shit gibbon "Do riti, Gibbon"
📈 47 VIEWS
show your tits "Ukáž prsia"
📈 20 VIEWS
show your tits! "Ukáž prsia!"
📈 19 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "Drž hubu"
📈 25 VIEWS
shut the hell up "Drž hubu"
📈 24 VIEWS
shut up "Zatvor ústa"
📈 23 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth "Zatvor tú svoju zasranú papuľu"
📈 22 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Dnes niekto povedal, že som lenivý. Takmer som mu odpovedal."
📈 24 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole. "Vyfajč mi zadok."
📈 20 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun "Suck štartuj brokovnicu"
📈 26 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Potí sa ako cigánka s hypotékou"
📈 26 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Vyzleč sa a choď do postele."
📈 20 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Vyzleč sa. Ľahni si. Zatvor ústa."
📈 21 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me. "Ďakujem, že si ma vyspal."
📈 18 VIEWS
That feels so good. "To je také príjemné."
📈 21 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "Hrubý ako prasačí hnoj"
📈 26 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass "tesný ako kačacia zadnica"
📈 21 VIEWS
tits "prsia"
📈 20 VIEWS
Tonight is all about me. "Dnešný večer je celý o mne."
📈 21 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you. "Dnešný večer je celý o tebe."
📈 19 VIEWS
Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Dnes večer budem vo VÁS."
📈 16 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Užitočný ako jednonohý muž v súťaži v kopaní zadkov"
📈 21 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "No, no, no, pozri, čo sem mačka pritiahla!"
📈 25 VIEWS
wet pussy "Mokrá vagína"
📈 18 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "Čo chceš na večeru?"
📈 25 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Čo chceš, aby som si dnes večer obliekol do postele?"
📈 19 VIEWS
what the devil "Čo to do čerta"
📈 22 VIEWS
What the fuck do you want? "Čo do riti chceš?"
📈 16 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "Čo to do riti, kámo"
📈 22 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "Čo sa varí, fešák?"
📈 22 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Nech robíte čokoľvek, vždy dajte do toho 100%. Pokiaľ nedarujete krv."
📈 19 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Keď mi ľudia hovoria: "Ráno toho budeš ľutovať," spím do poludnia, pretože som riešiteľ problémov."
📈 23 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "Kde je toaleta?"
📈 23 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers? "Ktorým smerom sú prostitútky?"
📈 18 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Prečo som vždy taký nadržaný, keď sú okolo iní ľudia?"
📈 23 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Prečo tu teraz nie si? Som tak strašne nadržený."
📈 15 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Prečo byť náladový, keď si môžeš zatriasť zadkom?!"
📈 20 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Prečo nemôžeme jednoducho dať výpoveď, žiť spolu a šukať celý deň, každý deň?"
📈 15 VIEWS
will you fuck me? "Budeš ma šukať?"
📈 10 VIEWS
you are completely right "Máš úplnú pravdu"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so fat "Si taký tučný"
📈 27 VIEWS
you are so fine "Si taká krásna"
📈 26 VIEWS
you are so ugly "Si taký škaredý"
📈 27 VIEWS
you are such a baddie "Si taký zlý"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Všetkým prinášaš toľko radosti, keď odchádzaš z miestnosti."
📈 23 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "Vieš, že nemám nohavičky?"
📈 22 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Viete, čo sa hovorí: Dynamit prichádza v malých baleniach."
📈 21 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "Páči sa ti to, zlato?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Vyzeráš naozaj sexy, keď máš na sebe tú košeľu."
📈 16 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "Vďaka tebe sa cítim úžasne, zlatko."
📈 24 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard "Ty mizerný zasraný hajzel"
📈 11 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch "Ty mizerná zasraná suka"
📈 10 VIEWS
you're a baddi "Si zlý"
📈 24 VIEWS
you're a baddie "Si zloduch"
📈 21 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off "Si hajzel, vypadni"
📈 18 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Ty šukáš túto kozu, ja som tu len na to, aby som držal rohy"
📈 23 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "Si vyššia ako žirafia vagína"
📈 24 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Dostaneš na zadok, až budeš plakať"
📈 16 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Dostaneš ma do bezvedomia od rozkoše."
📈 20 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "To je dôkaz, že evolúcia sa môže vrátiť späť, ak je to správna motivácia."
📈 24 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Tvoja tvár vyzerá ako zadok"
📈 28 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tvoja osobnosť je ako bez kofeínu: sklamanie, ale stále mi môže pokaziť večer"
📈 21 VIEWS
Your wish is my command. "Tvoje prianie je mojím rozkazom."
📈 21 VIEWS