LEARN SAMOAN PHRASES
A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
"O se taimane ua na o se fasi koale na faia lelei i lalo o le mamafa."
π 2 VIEWS
An apple a day keeps the doctor awayβif you throw it hard enough!
"O se apu i le aso e taofia ai le fomaiβpe afai e te togiina malosi!"
π 3 VIEWS
Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense.
"So'o se mea e faia a'o le'i o'o i le kofe muamua o le aso e mafai ona fa'avasegaina o le puipuiga o le tagata lava ia."
π 2 VIEWS
are you on your period?
"O e i ai i lau vaitaimi?"
π 5 VIEWS
Are you ready to apologize?
"Pe ua e sauni e faatoese atu?"
π 6 VIEWS
As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it
"E pei o le fuifui fucked e pei o le shit ma laa i totonu"
π 4 VIEWS
bald cunt
"pa'u pa'u"
π 5 VIEWS
balls slapping against her chin
"polo slap faasaga i lona auvae"
π 4 VIEWS
beating the meat
"Fa'apipi'i le aano o manufasi"
π 6 VIEWS
Bent dick
"Dick punou"
π 5 VIEWS
Bent Richard
"Punou Richard"
π 4 VIEWS
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon
"Piliona o biruous lanumoana mumu i se afa faititili"
π 4 VIEWS
blow me
"feula a'u"
π 5 VIEWS
blow my load
"feula la'u avega"
π 4 VIEWS
blow my load on your face
"Fa'apipi'i la'u avega i luga o ou foliga"
π 5 VIEWS
boobs
"Fatafata"
π 5 VIEWS
booger suger
"Booger sucks"
π 6 VIEWS
bopping the bologna
"Bopping le Bologna"
π 5 VIEWS
bouncing bozos
"Bouncing Bozos"
π 4 VIEWS
breeder
"faifa'ato'aga"
π 5 VIEWS
bringing a fart to a shit fight
"Fa'avave le fa'amalosia o se fa'alavelave fa'afuase'i"
π 4 VIEWS
bull shit
"Aua le pepelo"
π 5 VIEWS
but first anal...
"Muamua anal ..."
π 3 VIEWS
butt pirate
"Butt Pirate"
π 4 VIEWS
butter face
"pata foliga"
π 4 VIEWS
calm down and shut up
"Filemu ma tapunia"
π 6 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind
"E mafai ona ou fuck oe mai tua"
π 5 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs
"E mafai ona ou fa'apipi'i lau 'upega tafa'ilagi"
π 5 VIEWS
Can you hear that? Thatβs my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"E mafai ona e fa'alogo i lena mea? O la'u valaauga aluga lena, ma e matua leaga lava pe a ou faatali umi."
π 7 VIEWS
Can you hear that? Thatβs my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"E mafai ona e fa'alogo i lena mea? O la'u valaauga aluga lena, ma e matua leaga lava pe a ou faatali umi."
π 0 VIEWS
can you help me with something in the bedroom?
"E mafai ona e fesoasoani mai ia te a'u i se mea i totonu o le potumoe?"
π 3 VIEWS
Can you tell me where I can find a hooker?
"E mafai ona e ta'u mai ia te a'u le mea e mafai ona ou maua ai se pa'u?"
π 5 VIEWS
carpet muncher
"kapeta muncher"
π 6 VIEWS
chimney sweeper
"Salu asu"
π 4 VIEWS
Choking the chicken
"Fa'apipi'i le moa"
π 5 VIEWS
chutney ferret
"Chutney Ferret"
π 4 VIEWS
Cock eyed Cunt
"Cock eyed Cunt"
π 4 VIEWS
cock waffle
"Cock Waffle"
π 4 VIEWS
cockeye
"Cockeye"
π 6 VIEWS
Cocklump
"Cocklump"
π 4 VIEWS
Cockscum
"Cockscum"
π 7 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
"E sili atu le malulu nai lo se faletaele u'amea i luga o le itu paolo o se aisa"
π 4 VIEWS
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"E sili atu le malulu nai lo se fa'ataulaitu i totonu o se bra apamemea"
π 7 VIEWS
Congratulations: youβve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes.
"Fa'afetai: Ua e o'o i se tulaga o le sese na fa'apolopolo muamua mo horoscopes."
π 4 VIEWS
coral stomper
"Coral Stomper"
π 5 VIEWS
Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"E mafai ona e fa'asino a'u i le faletaele? E i ai la'u taimi atofaina mo le nofoa."
π 7 VIEWS
Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"E mafai ona e fa'asino a'u i le faletaele? E i ai la'u taimi atofaina mo le nofoa."
π 0 VIEWS
Creampie
"Creampie"
π 7 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
π 6 VIEWS
cum
"Fa'afefea ona"
π 4 VIEWS
cum dumpster
"cum lapisi"
π 5 VIEWS
cun
"cun"
π 4 VIEWS
cunt
"Pusi"
π 5 VIEWS
cunt face
"Foliga o le cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
cunt lapper
"Cunt lapper"
π 6 VIEWS
curry muncher
"Curry Muncher"
π 4 VIEWS
Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!
"Loloto, loloto, loloto!"
π 3 VIEWS
Derby County Fan
"Derby County Fan"
π 4 VIEWS
dick face
"Dick foliga"
π 5 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt
"Dick juggling faititili cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
Dickhead
"Dickhead"
π 6 VIEWS
did you just wake up?
"Na e ala i luga?"
π 5 VIEWS
die in a fire
"oti i se afi"
π 6 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut
"Dildo Munching Gutter Slut"
π 5 VIEWS
dipshit
"Dipshit"
π 5 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker
"Dirty Wanker"
π 5 VIEWS
dirty whore
"fafine talitane palapala"
π 4 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs?
"E i ai sau fualaau faasaina?"
π 4 VIEWS
do you like dick?
"E te fiafia ia Dick?"
π 4 VIEWS
do you want to fuck?
"E te mana'o e fuck?"
π 4 VIEWS
Do you want to try anal with me?
"E te mana'o e fa'ata'ita'i fa'atasi ma a'u?"
π 0 VIEWS
Don't be a dick
"Aua le avea ma se dick"
π 5 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me
"Aua le tautala mai ia te a'u"
π 6 VIEWS
Donβt look at me like that when weβre here; itβs making me so fucking horny.
"Aua e te vaai mai ia te au faapena, pe a tatou i ai iinei; E mafua ai ona ou matua fucking horny."
π 0 VIEWS
Donβt stop.
"Aua le taofi."
π 4 VIEWS
Donβt you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
"Aua e te ta'u mai ia te a'u o le lagi o le tapula'a pe a i ai tulagavae i luga o le masina."
π 3 VIEWS
Donald Trump fucks children
"Donald Trump fucks tamaiti"
π 7 VIEWS
Donald Trump is a pedophile
"O Donald Trump o se pedophile"
π 7 VIEWS
Donald Trump is the worst president ever
"O Donald Trump o le peresitene sili ona leaga"
π 3 VIEWS
Doublelift
"Fa'alua si'itia"
π 6 VIEWS
douche nozzle
"Douche Nozzle"
π 4 VIEWS
douchebag
"douchebag"
π 5 VIEWS
dumb bitch
"valea teine"
π 4 VIEWS
dumb cunt
"Pusi valea"
π 5 VIEWS
dumpster cunt
"lapisi cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
dyke
"Dyke"
π 6 VIEWS
eat a penis
"'ai se penis"
π 5 VIEWS
eat my butthole
"'O ka mea'ai 'ana i ka'u 'Εlelo a'oa'o"
π 5 VIEWS
eat my butthole and die
"'A'ole hiki iΔ 'oe ke 'ai i ka'u 'Εlelo a'oa'o"
π 4 VIEWS
eat my pussy like you want it
"'Ai la'u pussy e pei ona e mana'o ai"
π 4 VIEWS
faggot
"Faggot"
π 4 VIEWS
fat bitch
"Fat Bitch"
π 5 VIEWS
First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me.
"Muamua o le a e alu i lalo i ou tulivae. Ona e tofo lea ia te a'u."
π 5 VIEWS
flamer
"Flamer"
π 4 VIEWS
flamer
"Flamer"
π 4 VIEWS
fruit cake
"keke keke"
π 7 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump
"Fuck Donald Trump"
π 6 VIEWS
fuck it
"Ou te le kea"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck Maritza
"Fuck Maritza"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck me
"Oi e leai"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
"Fuck a'u lemu i se chainsaw"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck me hard
"fuck a'u malosi"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck me hard.
"Fuck a'u malosi."
π 2 VIEWS
Fuck me hard...hurt me
"O a'u malosi. I le tiga"
π 6 VIEWS
fuck me harder
"fuck a'u sili atu"
π 4 VIEWS
Fuck me like a porn star
"Fuck a'u e pei o se porn star"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me like an animal
"Fuck a'u e pei o se manu"
π 3 VIEWS
Fuck me, fuck me!
"Fuck a'u, fuck a'u!"
π 4 VIEWS
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!
"FUCK LO'U PUSSY!!!!!"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck off Karen
"fuck ese Karen"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck off wanker
"Fuck ese wanker"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck you bastard
"Fuck oe bastard"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"fuck oe bitch"
π 9 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"fuck oe bitch"
π 9 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"fuck oe cunt"
π 8 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"fuck oe cunt"
π 8 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"fuck lou asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"fuck lou asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck lou tina"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck lou tina"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom Asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom Asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Fucking manu"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Fucking manu"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking idiot
"Fucking valea"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking tease
"Fucking taufaalili"
π 4 VIEWS
fucktwat
"fucktwat"
π 5 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny
"fuckwitFur Bunny"
π 4 VIEWS
Get fucked
"Fucked"
π 8 VIEWS
get lost
"Ese"
π 5 VIEWS
go finger yourself
"Alu tamatamailima oe lava"
π 6 VIEWS
go lick a duck
"Alu etoeto se pato"
π 5 VIEWS
Go masturbate your dog
"Alu masturbate lau ta'ifau"
π 5 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit
"Gobble le pulou feanu"
π 4 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy
"Uu o ia i le pussy"
π 6 VIEWS
Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog.
"Uu lo'u lauulu ma fuck a'u e pei o se taifau."
π 3 VIEWS
hard dick
"Dick faigata"
π 6 VIEWS
hard oral sex
"Feusuaiga taufofoga faigata"
π 4 VIEWS
Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills?
"Pe na faamalo atu se alii ia te oe i ou tomai blowjob?"
π 0 VIEWS
he likes dick
"E fiafia o ia i dick"
π 4 VIEWS
Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again.
"Fesoasoani! Na ou toe maua la'u penis i lo'u sipi."
π 3 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar
"O lona pussy e pei o le lauulu e pei o se 80's pornstar"
π 4 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket
"O lona pussy e susu e pei o se taga otters"
π 4 VIEWS
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
"Lea ua ou ii! O a isi ou mana'oga e lua?"
π 4 VIEWS
heterosexual
"heterosexual"
π 5 VIEWS
Hide Yourself
"Natia oe lava"
π 4 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg
"O lona dick e foliga mai o se vae o se pagota"
π 5 VIEWS
Holy shit, Iβm cumming.
"Holy shit, o lo'o ou cumming."
π 2 VIEWS
how the fuck
"Fa'afefea ona fuck"
π 6 VIEWS
hurt me
"faatiga ia te a'u"
π 5 VIEWS
I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
"O le mea moni, na ou fa'atau atu le masini fa'amama lagona gaogao. Pau lava le mea na ia faia o le aoina o le efuefu."
π 3 VIEWS
I always say βMorningβ instead of βGood morningββif it were a good morning, Iβd be sleeping and not talking to people.
"Ou te fai atu i taimi uma "Taeao" nai lo le "Taeao lelei"βafai o se taeao lelei, o le a ou moe ae le talanoa i tagata."
π 3 VIEWS
I am looking for a hooker with a penis
"O lo'o ou sailia se tama'i tama'i tama'i"
π 4 VIEWS
I canβt believe I met you.
"E le mafai ona ou talitonu na ou feiloai ia te oe."
π 1 VIEWS
I canβt believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking.
"E le mafai ona ou talitonu na matou filifili e o e fa'atau pe a mafai ona matou i ai i le fale."
π 2 VIEWS
I canβt concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick.
"E le mafai ona ou taulai atu i le galuega. Pau lava le mea e mafai ona ou mafaufau i ai o le susuina o lau dick."
π 1 VIEWS
I canβt wait to get you home.
"le mafai ona ou faatali e ave oe i le fale."
π 0 VIEWS
I donβt need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"Ou te le mana'omia se tagata fou lauulu. O la'u aluga e aumaia ia te a'u se lauulu fou i taeao uma."
π 2 VIEWS
I donβt need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"Ou te le mana'omia se tagata fou lauulu. O la'u aluga e aumaia ia te a'u se lauulu fou i taeao uma."
π 0 VIEWS
I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you werenβt here.
"Sa ou moemiti e uiga ia te oe anapo, ma sa manaia, ae na ou ala i luga, ae e te le'i i ai iinei."
π 0 VIEWS
I feel tiny in your arms.
"Ou te lagona le laitiiti i ou lima."
π 1 VIEWS
I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine.
"Na iu lava ina ou mauaina se masini i le faletaalo ou te fiafia i ai: o le vending machine."
π 5 VIEWS
I fucked your mom last night
"Na ou fucked lou tina ananafi"
π 4 VIEWS
i hate looking at you
"Ou te 'ino'ino i le tilotilo atu ia te oe"
π 7 VIEWS
I have the body of a godβunfortunately the god of small, depressing villages.
"E i ai lo'u tino o se atuaβo le mea e leaga ai, o le atua o nuu laiti ma le faanoanoa."
π 5 VIEWS
i hope you die
"Ou te faamoemoe ua e oti"
π 4 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children
"Ou te faamoemoe e te ola i lau fanau"
π 6 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell
"Ou te faamoemoe e te pala i seoli"
π 5 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit
"Na ona ou aveina se shit tele"
π 6 VIEWS
I just wanna be your sex slut.
"Pau lava le mea ou te mana'o ai e avea ma au feusua'iga."
π 2 VIEWS
I just want to rip your clothes off right now.
"Pau lava le mea ou te mana'o e saeia ou lavalava i le taimi nei."
π 1 VIEWS
I just want you to know Iβm dripping wet.
"Pau lava le mea ou te mana'o ia e iloa o lo'o ou susu."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep fantasizing about what Iβm going to do to you later.
"Ou te mafaufau pea i le mea o le a ou faia ia te oe mulimuli ane."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight.
"O lo'o ou mafaufau pea e uiga i le tuua o la'u a'oga / la'u galuega ma sau e va'ai ia te oe i le po nei."
π 0 VIEWS
I like big butts
"Ou te fiafia tele i pusa lapo'a"
π 2 VIEWS
I love being your fuck slut
"Ou te fiafia e avea ma au fuck slut"
π 2 VIEWS
I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me.
"Ou te fiafia e masturbating a o talanoa atu ia te oe, ae o le mea ou te mana'omia moni lava o oe, iinei, fucking a'u."
π 0 VIEWS
I love you.
"Oute alofa ia oe."
π 4 VIEWS
I love your body
"Ou te alofa i lou tino"
π 1 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Na ou faia se lisi tele o mea e fai i le aso. Pau lava le mea ou te mana'omia e iloa ai po'o ai o le a faia."
π 4 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Na ou faia se lisi tele o mea e fai i le aso. Pau lava le mea ou te mana'omia e iloa ai po'o ai o le a faia."
π 4 VIEWS
I need you so bad right now.
"Ou te matua mana'omia oe i le taimi nei."
π 0 VIEWS
I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass.
"Ou te mana'omia oe e savali i o'u luma ina ia mafai ona ou va'ai i lau asini."
π 0 VIEWS
I need your cock!
"Ou te mana'omia lau moa!"
π 3 VIEWS
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure.
"Ou te le faia lava se mea sese faalua i le taimi lava e tasi. Ou te faia ono pe fitu taimi, ina ia mautinoa."
π 6 VIEWS
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure.
"Ou te le faia lava se mea sese faalua i le taimi lava e tasi. Ou te faia ono pe fitu taimi, ina ia mautinoa."
π 0 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants
"Ou te manatu na ou fa'apipi'iina lo'u ofuvae"
π 3 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your dick.
"Ou te manatu ou te alofa i lau dick."
π 3 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your pussy.
"Ou te manatu ou te alofa i lau pussy."
π 2 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has oneβI didnβt realize unemployment could be smug.
"Sa ou fai atu i lo'u pule ia maua se olaga lelei. Sa ia fai mai ua uma ona ia maua se tasiβou te le'i iloaina o le leai o se galuega e mafai ona faamaualuga."
π 2 VIEWS
I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ou te mana'o e te fana lau avega i lo'u gutu."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to feel your cum all over my face.
"Ou te mana'o e lagona lou cum i luga o o'u foliga."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy
"Ou te mana'o e fuck oe e pei o se taifau ma cum i totonu o lou pussy"
π 4 VIEWS
i want to fuck you like an animal
"Ou te mana'o e fuck oe e pei o se manu"
π 3 VIEWS
I want to taste myself on your cock.
"Ou te mana'o e tofo a'u lava i luga o lau cock."
π 3 VIEWS
I want you so bad.
"Ou te mana'o tele ia te oe."
π 1 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ou te manao ia te oe e fanaina lau avega i lo'u gutu."
π 4 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load on my tits
"E ho'Δ'o 'oe e ho'Δ'o i nΔ 'Εlelo a'oa'o e pili ana i ka'u mau 'Εlelo a'oa'"
π 6 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down.
"O le a ou ofo atu ia te oe se inu, ae ua uma ona faavaivaia ou tulaga faatonuina."
π 4 VIEWS
I was thinking about you today.
"Sa ou mafaufau ia te oe i le aso."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you.
"Maimau pe ana mafai ona ou fa'apipi'i lau dick, o lea e i ai se mea e fa'amanatu mai ai ia te a'u ia te oe."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Maimau pe ana tatou i ai i le fale, ina ia mafai ona ou faia ni mea leaga ia te oe."
π 1 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Maimau pe ana tatou i ai i le fale, ina ia mafai ona ou faia ni mea leaga ia te oe."
π 1 VIEWS
I wonβt say youβre clingyβletβs just say youβve got more hold than cheap superglue.
"O le a ou le fai atu e te pipiiβse'i tatou fai atu e sili atu lou taofiofia nai lo le superglue taugofie."
π 5 VIEWS
I wore this skirt just for you.
"Sa ou ofuina lenei ofu mafanafana mo na o oe."
π 0 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"O le a ou sasaina le shit mai ia te oe"
π 6 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love
"Fa'amalie atu lo'u alofa"
π 5 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know
"E i ai la'u minute avanoa e ta'u mai ai ia te a'u mea uma e te iloa"
π 5 VIEWS
Iβd tell you to go to Hell, but Iβm afraid youβd be promoted to manager.
"O le a ou fai atu ia te oe e alu i seoli, ae ou te fefe o le a siitia oe i le pule."
π 7 VIEWS
Iβm about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service
"Ou te fiafia e pei o se fafine talitane i le 8 am sauniga lotu"
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm about to explode.
"O le a ou pa."
π 2 VIEWS
Iβm blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much.
"Ou te mumu na o le fai atu o lenei, ae ou te misia tele lou dick."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm dripping wet.
"Ou te susu susu."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm glad I donβt have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live.
"Ou te fiafia ou te le tau sailia la'u lava meaai. Ou te le iloa po'o fea e nofo ai sanuisi."
π 2 VIEWS
Iβm going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight.
"O le a ou avatu ia te oe le blowjob sili ona susu i le po nei."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you.
"O le a ou fa'amalosia oe se'ia o'o ina ou maua uma mataua mulimuli mai ia te oe."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Ou te le paie. Ou te matua fa'aosofia lava e leai se mea."
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Ou te le paie. Ou te matua fa'aosofia lava e leai se mea."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just very relaxed.
"Ou te le paie. Ou te matua to'afilemu lava."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just very relaxed.
"Ou te le paie. Ou te matua to'afilemu lava."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
"Ou te le o fai atu ou te soona tali atu. Ae e i ai taimi lelei ma e i ai taimi leaga e tu'uina mai ai ia te a'u se chainsaw."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home.
"Ou te le o fai atu ou te auleaga, ae o lo'u ata na fesili mo se escort i le fale."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm not weird. Iβm limited edition.
"Ou te le o se tagata ese. O a'u o se fa'atapula'aina lomiga."
π 7 VIEWS
Iβve never been fucked like this before.
"Ou te le'i fucked muamua e pei o lenei."
π 2 VIEWS
If karma doesnβt hit you, I will
"Afai e le lavea oe e le karma, o le a ou"
π 5 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislikeβvitamin C with attitude.
"Afai e tuuina atu e le olaga ia te oe tipolo, togi i tagata e te le fiafia i aiβvitamini C ma uiga faaalia."
π 5 VIEWS
If money doesnβt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"Afai e le ola tupe i luga o laau, aisea e i ai ni lala i faletupe?"
π 6 VIEWS
If money doesnβt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"Afai e le ola tupe i luga o laau, aisea e i ai ni lala i faletupe?"
π 0 VIEWS
If the world didnβt suck, weβd all fall off of it!
"Afai e le fa'aleagaina le lalolagi, o le a tatou pa'u'u uma mai ai!"
π 3 VIEWS
If we werenβt at your friendβs house, Iβd be on my knees with you in my mouth.
"Afai tatou te le i ai i le fale o lau uo, o le a ou tootuli faatasi ma oe i lo'u gutu."
π 2 VIEWS
If you donβt have haters, youβre probably not on the GPS of anyoneβs drama.
"Afai e leai sau 'ino'ino, atonu e te le o i luga o le GPS o se tala fa'asolopito."
π 3 VIEWS
If you donβt stop looking at me like that, weβre going to have to go somewhere private.
"Afai e te le taofia le tilotilo mai ia te a'u faapena, e tatau ona tatou o i se mea tumaoti."
π 1 VIEWS
Itβs OK if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste.
"E le afaina pe afai e te le fiafia ia te a'u. E le o tagata uma e i ai se tofo lelei."
π 2 VIEWS
Itβs so hot when you grab me in public.
"E matua vevela lava pe a e pu'eina a'u i nofoaga faitele."
π 0 VIEWS
Just like that.
"Fa'apena na fai."
π 2 VIEWS
kiss my ass
"Sogi mai i lo'u asini"
π 5 VIEWS
kiss my black ass
"Sogi i la'u asini uliuli"
π 4 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I canβt stop thinking about it.
"O le po anapo sa ofoofogia. E le mafai ona ou taofia le mafaufau i ai."
π 0 VIEWS
lesbian
"tama'ita'i tama'ita'i"
π 4 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping.
"Tatou o leiloa, o le a tatou o e faatau."
π 1 VIEWS
Letβs spend the entire weekend together completely naked!
"Sei o tatou fa'aaluina le faaiuga o le vaiaso atoa fa'atasi ma le le lavalava!"
π 3 VIEWS
lick spittle
"Lick Spittle"
π 5 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up.
"Taoto i lalo ma tapuni."
π 0 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and Iβm a fork.
"O le olaga o se ipu supo, ma o a'u o se tui."
π 3 VIEWS
look at this nigga
"Va'ai i lenei nigga"
π 4 VIEWS
make me a sandwich
"Fai mai ia te a'u se sanuisi"
π 7 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby.
"Fai mai ia te a'u, pepe."
π 2 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"E mafai ona ou fa'amagalo fa'amolemole? Ua tumu lo'u fai'ai."
π 4 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"E mafai ona ou fa'amagalo fa'amolemole? Ua tumu lo'u fai'ai."
π 0 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good.
"Mmmmmm, e te tofo lelei."
π 1 VIEWS
My brain says βcrunchesβ but my stomach says βcupcakes.β
"Fai mai lo'u fai'ai "crunches" ae fai mai lo'u manava "cupcakes.""
π 2 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date.
"O lo'u olaga tafaoga faamasani e pei o se polokalama beta: tele bugs, fa'afouga e le gata, leai se aso fa'alauiloaina."
π 2 VIEWS
My family redefines βdysfunctionalββweβre a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions.
"O lo'u aiga e toe fa'amatalaina le 'dysfunctional'βo matou o se taimi fa'atapula'a fa'aaliga i filifiliga leaga."
π 3 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"E le'i faia e la'u uo teine mulimuli lenei mea ia te a'u"
π 4 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick.
"Ua susu o'u ofuvae. Sau vave i le fale."
π 0 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I donβt have an iPad.
"O la'u mafutaga e pei o se iPad. E leai sa'u iPad."
π 5 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I donβt have an iPad.
"O la'u mafutaga e pei o se iPad. E leai sa'u iPad."
π 0 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
"O la'u atotupe e pei o se aniani. O taimi uma lava ou te tatala ai, ou te tagi ai."
π 4 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
"Popole e pei o se pusi si'usi'u umi i totonu o se potu e tumu i nofoa lue"
π 6 VIEWS
nigga please
"nigga fa'amolemole"
π 5 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
"O le mea moni, ou te talanoa ia te a'u lava. O nisi taimi ou te mana'omia ai fautuaga fa'apitoa."
π 3 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck
"Alu ese i lena itu lautele o le mea ou te mana'o e te fuck"
π 4 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt
"'O ka 'oia'i'o, 'a'ole hiki iΔ 'oe ke ho'ohana i nΔ mea kΕ«'ai aku"
π 5 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god!
"Oi-lo'u atua!"
π 2 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back
"O le taimi lava e te alu ai i le uliuli, e te le toe foi i tua"
π 5 VIEWS
one coffee please
"tasi le kofe fa'amolemole"
π 4 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.
"O tagata fa'atulagaina o i latou ia e paie tele e su'e a latou mea."
π 3 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.
"O tagata fa'atulagaina o i latou ia e paie tele e su'e a latou mea."
π 0 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactusβspiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous.
"O le gafa o lo tatou aiga e sili atu ona pei o se cactusβe maamalulu, e le tausia, ma o nisi taimi e oona."
π 6 VIEWS
Paint my face.
"Valu o'u foliga."
π 4 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain
"Fa'apipi'i puipui i lou fai'ai"
π 4 VIEWS
Penis
"Penis"
π 5 VIEWS
please ask my testacles
"Fa'amolemole fesili mai i la'u 'upega tafa'ilagi"
π 5 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEβ¦ β Say it like you are almost begging him.
"Fa'amolemole, fa'amolemole, Fa'amolemole, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... β Fai mai e pei o lo'o e toetoe lava a aioi atu ia te ia."
π 2 VIEWS
Pound me harder!
"Tu'i malosi a'u!"
π 4 VIEWS
saggy tits
"saggy tits"
π 4 VIEWS
scumbag
"Scumbag"
π 2 VIEWS
semen
"sperm"
π 5 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here.
"E le alu foi o ia iinei."
π 0 VIEWS
shit gibbon
"Shit Gibbon"
π 5 VIEWS
show your tits
"Fa'aali Lau Fa'ata'ita'iga"
π 5 VIEWS
show your tits!
"Fa'aali lau tits!"
π 2 VIEWS
shut the fuck up
"Tapuni lou gutu"
π 6 VIEWS
shut the hell up
"tapunia seoli"
π 4 VIEWS
shut up
"Mapuni"
π 5 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth
"tapuni lou gutu o le Atua"
π 4 VIEWS
Somebody said today that Iβm lazy. I nearly answered him.
"Na fai mai se tasi i le aso ou te paie. Na toetoe lava a ou tali atu ia te ia."
π 3 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole.
"Suck lo'u dick asshole."
π 5 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun
"Suck amata se fana"
π 6 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
"E pei o se gypsy ma se mokesi"
π 6 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up.
"Aveese ou lavalava. Taoto i lalo. Mapuni."
π 2 VIEWS
That feels so good.
"E manaia tele lena lagona."
π 1 VIEWS
thick as pig shit
"mafiafia e pei o puaa"
π 4 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass
"Fa'apipi'i e pei o se pato pato"
π 5 VIEWS
tits
"Tits"
π 5 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you.
"O le po nei e uiga ia te oe."
π 1 VIEWS
turd
"Turd"
π 4 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
"E pei o se tamaloa e tasi le vae i se tauvaga kiki asini"
π 6 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!
"Va'ai pe o le a le mea na toso e le pusi i totonu!"
π 4 VIEWS
wet pussy
"pussy susu"
π 4 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner?
"O le a le mea e te mana'o ai mo le 'aiga o le afiafi?"
π 6 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight?
"O le a le mea e te mana'o ou te ofuina i luga o le moega i le po nei?"
π 0 VIEWS
what the devil
"O le a le tiapolo"
π 3 VIEWS
what the fuck dude
"O le a le fuck dude"
π 4 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'?
"O le a le kuka, manaia le va'aia?"
π 4 VIEWS
Whatever youβre doing, always give 100%. Unless youβre donating blood.
"Po o le a lava le mea e te faia, tu'uina atu i taimi uma le 100%. Se'i vagana ua e foa'i toto."
π 2 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Pe a fai mai tagata ia te a'u, "O le a e salamo i lena mea i le taeao," ou te moe seia oo i le aoauli ona o a'u o se tagata e foia faafitauli."
π 3 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Pe a fai mai tagata ia te a'u, "O le a e salamo i lena mea i le taeao," ou te moe seia oo i le aoauli ona o a'u o se tagata e foia faafitauli."
π 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom?
"O fea o i ai le faletaele?"
π 3 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around?
"Aisea ou te matua horny ai i taimi uma pe a i ai isi tagata o lo'o siomia ai?"
π 1 VIEWS
Why arenβt you here right now? Iβm so fucking horny.
"Aisea e te le i ai iinei i le taimi nei? Ou te matua fucking horny."
π 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!
"Aisea e te lagona ai le fa'anoanoa pe a mafai ona e luluina lau fa'aputuga ?!"
π 2 VIEWS
Why canβt we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day?
"Aisea e le mafai ai ona tatou tuua a tatou galuega, nonofo faatasi, ma fuck i le aso atoa, i aso uma?"
π 0 VIEWS
you are completely right
"E sa'o atoatoa oe"
π 5 VIEWS
you are so fat
"E te lapo'a tele"
π 6 VIEWS
you are so fine
"E lelei tele oe"
π 6 VIEWS
you are so ugly
"E matua leaga lava oe"
π 5 VIEWS
you are such a baddie
"O oe o se tagata leaga tele"
π 6 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"E te aumaia i tagata uma le tele o le fiafia pe a e tuua le potu."
π 3 VIEWS
You know Iβm not wearing panties?
"E te iloa ou te le ofuina ni ofuvae?"
π 1 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages.
"E te iloa le mea latou te fai mai ai: O le dynamite e sau i ni afifi laiti."
π 3 VIEWS
You like that, baby?
"E te fiafia i lena mea, pepe?"
π 1 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt.
"E te foliga manaia pe a e ofuina lena ofutino."
π 0 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby.
"E te faia ia te a'u se lagona ofoofogia, pepe."
π 6 VIEWS
you're a baddi
"O oe o se tagata leaga"
π 4 VIEWS
you're a baddie
"O oe o se tagata leaga"
π 5 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off
"O oe o se tagata fa'alavelave fa'afuase'i, fuck off"
π 4 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns
"'A'ole hiki ia'u ke loa'a ia'u nΔ mea kΕ«'ai aku"
π 4 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy
"E sili atu lou maualuga nai lo le giraffe pussy"
π 6 VIEWS
Youβre going to make me pass out with pleasure.
"O le a e faia a'u i fafo ma le fiafia."
π 2 VIEWS
Youβre proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation.
"O oe o se fa'amaoniga o le evolusione e mafai ona toe fo'i i tua ma le fa'aosofia talafeagai."
π 5 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass
"O ou foliga e pei o se asini"
π 4 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night
"O lou uiga e pei o le decaf: le fiafia ae mafai lava ona fa'aleagaina lo'u po"
π 4 VIEWS
