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LEARN SOMALI PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Dheeman waa dhuxul yar oo si fiican u shaqeysay marka cadaadis la saaray."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Hal tufaax maalintii dhakhtarka ayaa ka fogeeya—haddii aad si xoog leh u tuurto!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Wax kasta oo la sameeyo ka hor kafeega koowaad ee maalinta waxaa loo aqoonsan karaa is-difaac."
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are you on your period? "Ma caadadaada baad ku jirtaa?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Ma diyaar baad u tahay inaad raali geliso?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Sida saxaro iyo tallaabo la galay"
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baddie "Badneyl"
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bald cunt "Naag madax la'aan"
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balls slapping against her chin "kubbadda oo ku garaacaysa garkeeda"
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beating the meat "Garaacista hilibka"
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Beg me. "I bary."
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Bent dick "Xubin qalloocan"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Balaayiin buluug ah oo buluug ah oo gubaya duufaan xoog leh"
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blow me "I afuufi"
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blow my load "Nuqul"
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blow my load on your face "Culeyskayga wejigaaga ku dhufo"
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boobs "naasaha"
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booger suger "Booger waa xun yahay"
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bopping the bologna "Bopping the Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Boodboodka Nacas"
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breeder "Beerale"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "keenista gaaska dagaalka saxarada"
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bull shit "Qurun"
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but first anal... "Laakiin anal-ka hore..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "Wajiga subagga"
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calm down and shut up "Deg deg oo aamus"
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can i fuck you from behind "Ma ku seexan karaa gadaal"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Ma ku siin karaa blow job, sayid?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Ma nuugi karaa naasahaaga"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ma maqashaa taas? Taasi waa barkintayda oo wacaysa, waxayna noqotaa mid aad u xun haddii aan sugo waqti dheer."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ma maqashaa taas? Taasi waa barkintayda oo wacaysa, waxayna noqotaa mid aad u xun haddii aan sugo waqti dheer."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Ma iga caawin kartaa wax qolka jiifka?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Ma ii sheegi kartaa meesha aan ka heli karo haweeney la kireysto?"
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carpet muncher "cunista rooga"
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chimney sweeper "Mashiinka nadiifiyaha shubka"
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Choking the chicken "Qabashada digaagga"
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chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Indhaha Cocked Cunt"
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cock waffle "Cock waffle"
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cockeye "cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Ka qabow musqul bir ah oo ku yaal dhinaca hadhka leh ee barafka"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Ka qabow sida naasaha sixir-sameeyaha oo xiran bra naxaas ah"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Hambalyo: waxaad gaartay heer qalad ah oo horey loogu qoondeeyay xiddigaha."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ma i tusi kartaa musqusha? Waxaan leeyahay ballan saxaro."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ma i tusi kartaa musqusha? Waxaan leeyahay ballan saxaro."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Nin doqon ah oo nacas ah"
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cum "Sidee"
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cum dumpster "qashinka cum"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Cunt"
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cunt face "Waji xun"
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cunt lapper "cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Cunista kariga"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Qoto dheer, qoto dheer, qoto dheer!"
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Derby County Fan "Taageere Derby County"
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dick face "Waji xumo"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick oo ku ciyaaraya onkodka"
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Dickhead "Doqon"
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did you just wake up? "Ma toostay hadda?"
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die in a fire "Ku dhinto dab"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo cunaya gutter xunxun."
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dipshit "Doqon"
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Dirty Wanker "Dirty Ninka"
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dirty whore "Haweeney wasakh ah"
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Do you have any drugs? "Ma haysaa daroogo?"
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do you like dick? "Ma jeceshahay Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "Ma rabtaa inaad galmo sameyso?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Ma rabtaa inaad isku daydo anal anaal?"
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Don't be a dick "Ha noqon qof fool xun"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ha igu hadlin wax xun"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ha i eegin sidaas markaan halkan joogno; Waxay iga dhigaysaa mid aad u kacsan."
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Don’t stop. "Ha joojin."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Ha ii sheegin in cirku yahay xadka marka ay jiraan raad cagaha dayaxa."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump wuxuu la seexday carruurta"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump waa qof xadgudba"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump waa madaxweynaha ugu xun abid"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Douche Nozzle"
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douchebag "Doqonka"
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dumb bitch "Naag doqon ah"
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dumb cunt "Doqon nacas ah"
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dumpster cunt "Nacas qashinka"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "cun gus"
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eat my butthole "cun dabadayda"
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eat my butthole and die "Cun dabada oo dhinto"
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eat my pussy like you want it "cun siilkayga sidaad rabto"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "Naag buuran"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Marka hore waxaad jilbaha dhigi doontaa. Markaas waad i dhadhansan doontaa."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "Keeg miro"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Nacasnimo Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Waa ku dan la'ahay"
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Fuck Maritza "Maritza ha iska daayo."
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fuck me "Alla maya"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Si tartiib ah iigu garaac mashiinka silsiladda"
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fuck me hard "I galmo si adag"
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fuck me hard "I galmo si adag"
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Fuck me hard. "Si adag iigu garaac."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Waan xoog badanahay. In the Hurt"
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fuck me harder "I galmo xoog badan"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Iga garaac dabada, adiga nacas."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Ila seexo sida xiddig filimaan qaawan ah"
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fuck me like an animal "I galmo sida xayawaan"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Nafaqo, nafaqo!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "GALMADA SIILKEYGA!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Ka tag Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Ka bax nacaska"
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Fuck you bastard "Nafaqo xun"
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fuck you bitch "Nacas adiga nacas."
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fuck you bitch "Nacas adiga nacas."
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fuck you cunt "Nafaqo xun"
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fuck you cunt "Nafaqo xun"
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fuck your asshole "Nacas dabadaada"
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fuck your asshole "Nacas dabadaada"
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fuck your mom "Hooyadaa nacas"
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fuck your mom "Hooyadaa nacas"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Nacas hooyadaa"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Nacas hooyadaa"
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fucking animal "Xayawaan nacas ah"
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fucking animal "Xayawaan nacas ah"
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fucking idiot "Doqon nacas ah"
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fucking tease "Ciyaar nacas ah"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "Bakaylaha nacaska ah"
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Get fucked "Iska tag"
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get lost "Tag"
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Give me a kiss "I shumi"
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go finger yourself "Tag farta naftaada"
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go lick a duck "Tag oo liqi digaag"
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Go masturbate your dog "Tag oo is-masturbayso eygaaga"
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gobble the helmet spit "Cun Koofiyadda"
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grab her by the pussy "qabso iyada siilka"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Qabo timahayga oo i galmo sida eey."
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hard dick "Dick adag"
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hard oral sex "Galmo afka ah oo adag"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Nin ma ku amaanay xirfadahaaga afka?"
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he likes dick "Wuxuu jecel yahay Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Caawi! Mar kale guskeyga ayaa ku xayirmay zipper-kayga."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Siilkeedu waa sida xiddig 80-meeyadii ah oo dhogor badan"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Siilkeedu waa qoyan yahay sida jeebka otter-ka"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Waa I kan! Maxay yihiin labada rabitaan ee kale?"
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heterosexual "Jinsiyaad"
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Hide Yourself "Is qari"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "xubintiisu waxay u egtahay lugta maxbuus"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Ilaahow, waan baxayaa."
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how the fuck "Sidee baad u tahay"
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hurt me "i dhaawac"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Runtii waxaan iibiyay mashiinka vacuum-ka. Waxa kaliya ee uu sameynayay waa inuu boodhka ururiyo."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Mar walba waxaan dhahaa "Subax wanaagsan" halkii aan ka oran lahaa "Subax wanaagsan"—haddii ay subax wanaagsan ahayd, waxaan seexan lahaa oo dadka la hadli lahaa."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Waxaan raadinayaa haweeney haweeney leh gus"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ma rumaysan karo inaan ku arkay."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ma rumaysan karo inaan go'aansanay inaan dukaameysano marka aan guriga joogno galmo."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Shaqada ma diiradda saari karo. Waxaan ka fikiraa oo kaliya inaan nuugo xubintaada."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Ma sugi karo inaan ku geeyo guriga."
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I don't give a fuck "Anigu dan kama lihi"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ma u baahni timo-yaqaan cusub. Barkintaydu waxay i siisay timo cusub subax kasta."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ma u baahni timo-yaqaan cusub. Barkintaydu waxay i siisay timo cusub subax kasta."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Habeenkii hore waxaan ku riyooday, waana wax cajiib ah, laakiin waan toosay, adiguna ma joogin."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Waxaan dareemayaa inaan yaraa gacmahaaga."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Ugu dambeyntii waxaan helay mashiin jimicsiga aan jeclahay: mashiinka iibka."
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I fucked your mom last night "Waxaan la seexday hooyadaa xalay"
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i hate looking at you "Waan necbahay inaan ku arko"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Waxaan haystaa jidhka ilaah—nasiib darro ilaaha tuulooyinka yaryar ee niyad-jabka leh."
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i hope you die "Waxaan rajaynayaa inaad dhimatid"
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I hope you outlive your children "Waxaan rajeynayaa inaad ka badbaado carruurtaada"
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i hope you rot in hell "Waxaan rajeynayaa inaad ku qudhmaan jahannamo"
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i just took a massive shit "Waxaan si weyn u saxaraday"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Kaliya waxaan rabaa inaan noqdo haweeneydaada galmada."
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I just want to make you happy. "Kaliya waxaan rabaa inaan ku farxad geliyo."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Kaliya waxaan rabaa inaan dharkaaga ka jeexo hadda."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Kaliya waxaan rabaa inaad ogaato inaan qoyan ahay."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Mar walba waxaan ku riyoodaa waxa aan kuu sameyn doono goor dambe."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Mar walba waxaan ka fikiraa inaan iska tago iskuulka/shaqadayda oo aan caawa kuu imaado."
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I like big butts "Waxaan jeclahay dabada waaweyn"
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I love being your fuck slut "Waan jeclahay inaan noqdo gabadhaada galmada galmada ah"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Waxaan jeclahay inaan is-qanciyo anigoo kula hadlaya, laakiin waxa aan runtii u baahanahay waa adiga, halkan, i galmooda."
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I love you "Waan ku jeclahay"
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I love you. "Waan ku jeclahay."
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I love your body "Jidhkaaga waan jeclahay"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Waxaan maanta sameeyay liis weyn oo shaqo ah. Kaliya waxaan u baahanahay inaan ogaado cidda samayn doonta."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Waxaan maanta sameeyay liis weyn oo shaqo ah. Kaliya waxaan u baahanahay inaan ogaado cidda samayn doonta."
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I need you so bad right now. "Hadda aad ayaan kuu baahanahay."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Waxaan u baahanahay inaad hortayda socoto si aan u arko dabadaada."
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I need your cock! "Waxaan u baahanahay guskaaga!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Marna ma sameeyo qaladkaas laba jeer. Waxaan sameeyaa lix ama toddoba jeer, si aan u hubiyo."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Marna ma sameeyo qaladkaas laba jeer. Waxaan sameeyaa lix ama toddoba jeer, si aan u hubiyo."
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I think i crapped my pants "Waxaan u maleynayaa inaan saxaro ka sameeyay surwaalkayga"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Waxaan u maleynayaa inaan jeclahay guskaaga."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Waxaan u maleynayaa inaan jeclahay siilkaaga."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Waxaan u sheegay maamulahayga inuu nolol wanaagsan yeesho. Wuxuu yiri horey ayuu u haystaa—ma aanan ogeyn in shaqo la'aantu ay tahay mid is-faham leh."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Waxaan rabaa inaan dareemo adigoo afkayga ku ridaya."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Waxaan rabaa inaan dareemo shubkaaga wejigayga oo dhan."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Waxaan rabaa inaan ku galmo sida eey oo aan ku shubo gudaha siilkaaga"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Waxaan rabaa inaan ku galmo sida xayawaan"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Waxaan rabaa inaan maqlo adiga oo magacayga leh, dheh, nacas."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Waxaan rabaa inaan naftayda ku dhadhamiyaa guskaaga."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Waxaan rabaa inaan ku arko adiga oo is-qanciya"
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I want you so bad. "Waan ku rabaa si xun."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Waxaan rabaa inaad xadhigga afkayga ku riddo."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Waxaan rabaa inaad ku riddo naasahayga"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Waxaan rabay inaan ku siiyo cabitaan, laakiin heerarkaaga hore ayaa hoos loo dhigay."
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I was thinking about you today. "Maanta adiga ayaan ka fikirayay."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Waxaan jeclaan lahaa inaan kaliya nuqul ka sameeyo guskaaga, si aan wax kuu xasuusiyo."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Waxaan jeclaan lahaa inaan guriga joogno, si aan kuu sameeyo waxyaabo xun."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Waxaan jeclaan lahaa inaan guriga joogno, si aan kuu sameeyo waxyaabo xun."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Ma oranayo inaad ku dheggan tahay—aan dhahno waxaad haysataa xadhig jaban oo ka badan."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Dharkan waxaan kuu xirtay adiga darteed."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Waxaan ku garaaci doonaa si xun"
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i'm sorry my love "Waan ka xumahay jacaylkayga"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Waqti firaaqo ah ayaan haystaa ii sheeg wax walba oo aad taqaan"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Waxaan kuu sheegi lahaa inaad tagto Naarta, laakiin waxaan ka baqayaa inaad noqoto maamule."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Waxaan ku raaxaysanahay sida haweeney xun 8 subaxnimo adeegga kaniisadda"
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I’m about to explode. "Waxaan ku dhowahay inaan qarxo."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Kaliya waan casaaday anigoo sidan leh, laakiin aad ayaan u xiisay guskaaga."
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I’m dripping wet. "Waan qoyan ahay."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Waan ku faraxsanahay inaanan u baahnayn inaan ugaarsado cuntadayda. Ma garanayo meesha sandwich-yadu ku nool yihiin."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Caawa waxaan ku siinayaa afka ugu qoyan ee aad u qoyan."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Waxaan ku qancin doonaa ilaa aan ka helo dhibic kasta oo kaa soo baxa."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Anigu ma caajis ihi. Kaliya aad ayaan u dhiirrigeliyaa inaan waxba qaban."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Anigu ma caajis ihi. Kaliya aad ayaan u dhiirrigeliyaa inaan waxba qaban."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Anigu ma caajis ihi. Kaliya aad ayaan u nasanahay."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Anigu ma caajis ihi. Kaliya aad ayaan u nasanahay."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ma oranayo inaan ka falcelinayo si xad dhaaf ah. Laakiin waxaa jira waqtiyo wanaagsan iyo waqtiyo xun oo i siiya mindi mashiinka silsiladda."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ma oranayo inaan fool xunahay, laakiin muuqaalkeygu wuxuu codsaday ilaalin guriga."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Anigu ma ihi qof layaab leh. Waxaan ahay nooc xaddidan."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Anigu aad ayaan u geesinimo badnaa oo waxaan u baahanahay in la ciqaabo."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Waligay sidan looma galmin."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Haddii aan kuu diyaariyo anigoo xiran dhar hoose iyo kabaha ciribta, maxaad dhihi lahayd? Ama ma jeclaan lahayd inaan xirto wax kale?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Haddii karma uusan ku dhicin, aniga ayaa dhici doona"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Haddii noloshu ku siiso liin, ku tuur dadka aadan jeclayn—fiitamiin C oo leh dabeecad."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Haddii lacagtu geedaha ku korin, maxay bangiyadu laamo u leeyihiin?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Haddii lacagtu geedaha ku korin, maxay bangiyadu laamo u leeyihiin?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Haddii adduunku uusan xumaan, dhammaanteen waan ka dhici lahayn!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Haddii aanan guriga saaxiibkaa joogin, waxaan jilbaha ku fadhiisan lahaa adiga afkayga."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Haddii aadan haysan dad nacas ah, waxaa laga yaabaa inaadan ku jirin GPS-ka riwaayadda qofna."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Haddii aadan joojin inaad sidaas iigu eegto, waa inaan tagnaa meel gaar ah."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Waa hagaag haddii aadan i jeclayn. Qof walba ma leh dhadhan wanaagsan."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Waa kulul markaad i qabato meel dadweyne ah."
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Just like that. "Waa sidaa oo kale."
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kiss my ass "dhunkado dabada"
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kiss my black ass "Dhunkasho dabada madow"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Habeenkii hore waxay ahayd mid cajiib ah. Ma joojin karo inaan ka fikiro."
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lesbian "lesbian"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Aan tagno guuldareyste, waxaan u soconaa dukaameysi."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Aan usbuuca oo dhan ku qaadano anigoo gebi ahaanba go'an!"
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lick spittle "Lick spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Jiifso oo aamuso."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Noloshu waa baaquli maraq ah, aniguna fargeeto ayaan ahay."
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look at this nigga "Eeg ninkan"
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make me a sandwich "I samee sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Iga dhig inaan baxo, macaanto."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ma iga raalli noqon karaa? Maskaxdaydu waa buuxda."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Ma iga raalli noqon karaa? Maskaxdaydu waa buuxda."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, dhadhankaaga waa fiican yahay."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Maskaxdaydu waxay leedahay "crunches" laakiin calooshaydu waxay leedahay "cupcakes.""
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Maskaxdaydu waxay leedahay "crunches" laakiin calooshaydu waxay leedahay "cupcakes.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Nolosheyda taariikhda waxay la mid tahay beta software: cillado badan, cusbooneysiin aan dhammaad lahayn, taariikh bilow ma jirto."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Qoyskeygu waxay dib u qeexaan 'dhibaato'—waxaan nahay bandhig waqti kooban oo go'aanno xun."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Gabadhaydii hore ima samayn tan"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Surwaalkaygu way qoyan yihiin. Si dhaqso ah guriga u noqo."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Xiriirkaygu waa sida iPad. Ma haysto iPad."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Xiriirkaygu waa sida iPad. Ma haysto iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Boorsadaydu waa sida basal. Mar kasta oo aan furo, waxay iga dhigtaa inaan ooyo."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Walwalsan sida bisad dabada dheer oo ku jirta qol buuxa oo kursiyo ruxruxa"
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nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "nigga fadlan"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Dabcan waxaan la hadlaa naftayda. Mararka qaar waxaan u baahanahay talo khabiir."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Dhinacaas guud waa meesha aan doonayo inaad la seexato"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Ilaahayow Becky, eeg dabada ay leedahay"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Ilaahayow!"
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On your knees, bitch. "Jilbaha dhig, nacas."
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once you go black you never go back "Markaad madow noqoto, waligaa dib uma noqon doontid"
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one coffee please "Hal kafeega fadlan"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Dadka abaabulan waa kuwa aad u caajis ah inay helaan alaabtooda."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Dadka abaabulan waa kuwa aad u caajis ah inay helaan alaabtooda."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Geedka qoyska waa sida cactus—qodxun, dayactir yar, mararka qaarna sun leh."
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Paint my face. "Wajigayga rinji."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Maskaxdaada ku rinji derbiyada"
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panty dropper "Panty Dropper"
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Penis "Guska"
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Please "Min fadlik"
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please ask my testacles "Fadlan weydii testacles-kayga"
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Fadlan i galmo, aabe."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Fadlan, fadlan, Fadlan, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE... – U sheeg sidii inaad ku dhowaad baryayso."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Inaad ku qanciso waa ujeedadayda kaliya ee nolosha."
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Pound me harder! "I garaac si adag!"
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saggy tits "Naasaha hoos u dhacaya"
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scumbag "Nin xun"
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semen "shahwada"
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She doesn't even go here. "Xitaa halkan ma tagto."
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shit gibbon "Shit Gibbon"
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show your tits "Muuji naasahaaga"
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show your tits! "Tus naasahaaga!"
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shut the fuck up "Naga aamus"
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shut the hell up "Aamus"
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shut up "Us"
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shut your god damn mouth "Afkaaga xidh"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Qof ayaa maanta yiri inaan caajis ahay. Waxaan ku dhawaaday inaan ka jawaabo."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Nuug guskeyga."
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Suck start a shotgun "Qori bilow"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Dhididka sida gypsy leh deyn"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Dharkaaga iska bixi oo sariirta geli."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Dharka iska bixi. Jiifso. Us."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Waad ku mahadsan tahay inaad i seexatay."
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That feels so good. "Taasi aad bay u fiican tahay."
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thick as pig shit "Dhumuc sida saxarada doofaarka"
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tight as a ducks ass "Adag sida dabada Ducks"
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tits "Naasaha"
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Tonight is all about me. "Caawa waa aniga oo dhan."
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Tonight is all about you. "Caawa adiga ayaa ku saabsan."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "Caawa, waxaan ku jiri doonaa ADIGA."
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turd "saxaro"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Faa'iido leh sida nin lug keliya leh tartanka garaacista"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Haye, haye, haye, eeg waxa bisaddu keentay!"
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wet pussy "Siilka qoyan"
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what do you want for dinner? "Maxaad rabtaa cashada?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Maxaad rabtaa inaan sariirta ku xirto caawa?"
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what the devil "Maxaa shaydaan ah"
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What the fuck do you want? "Maxaad rabtaa?"
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what the fuck dude "Maxaa nacas ah saaxiib"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Maxaa cusub, qurux badan?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Wax kasta oo aad samaynayso, mar walba 100% bixi. Haddii aadan dhiig bixinayn."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Marka dadku ii yiraahdaan, "Subaxdii waad ka shallayn doontaa," waxaan seexdaa ilaa duhurkii sababtoo ah waxaan ahay xalliye dhibaatooyin."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Marka dadku ii yiraahdaan, "Subaxdii waad ka shallayn doontaa," waxaan seexdaa ilaa duhurkii sababtoo ah waxaan ahay xalliye dhibaatooyin."
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Where is the bathroom? "Musqusha xaggee tahay?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Xaggee loo maro gabdhaha la kireysto?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Maxaan mar walba u kacsanahay marka dad kale ag joogo?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Maxaad hadda halkan u joogin? Aad baan u kacsanahay."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Maxaad u niyad jabsan tahay adigoo dhabarkaaga ruxruxi karo?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Maxaan u joojin karin shaqadeena, wada noolaan karnaa, oo maalin walba galmo ku samayn karnaa?"
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will you fuck me? "Ma i seexan doontaa?"
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you are completely right "Si buuxda ayaad u saxantahay"
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you are so fat "Adigu waad buuran tahay"
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you are so fine "Aad baad u fiican tahay"
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you are so ugly "Adigu waad fool xun tahay"
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you are such a baddie "Adigu waad xun tahay"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Waxaad qof walba farxad u keentaa markaad qolka ka baxdo."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Ma ogtahay inaanan xiran surwaal?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Waad ogtahay waxa la yiraahdo: Dinamite wuxuu ku yimaadaa xirmooyin yaryar."
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You like that, baby? "Ma jeclaatay taas, gacaliye?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Waxaad u muuqataa mid aad u soo jiidasho leh markaad xirato shaadhkaas."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Waxaad iga dhigtaa inaan dareemo cajiib, macaanto."
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You miserable fucking bastard "Adiga nacas xun"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Adiga nacas xun"
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you're a baddi "Adigu waad xun tahay"
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you're a baddie "Adigu waxaad tahay qof xun"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Adigu waad nacas tahay, iska tag"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Adigu waad la seexanaysaa riyahan, anigu waxaan halkan u joogaa inaan geesaha qabto"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Adigu waxaad ka sarreysaa siilka giraffe-ka"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Waxaa laguu garaaci doonaa ilaa aad oohin doonto"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Waxaad iga dhigi doontaa inaan suuxo anigoo raaxo leh."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Waxaad caddeyn u tahay in horumarku dib u socon karo haddii dhiirrigelin sax ah la siiyo."
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your face looks like an ass "Wajigaaga wuxuu u eg yahay dabada"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Dabeecaddaada waa sida decaf: niyad jab leh laakiin weli waxay burburin kartaa habeenkeyga"
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Your wish is my command. "Rabitaankaaga waa amarkayga."
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