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LEARN SERBIAN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Dijamant je samo gruda uglja koji je dobro uradio pod pritiskom."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Jedna jabuka dnevno drži doktora podalje — ako je bacite dovoljno jako!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Sve što se uradi pre prve kafe u danu može se klasifikovati kao samoodbrana."
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are you on your period? "Da li ste na menstruaciji?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Da li ste spremni da se izvinite?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Klaster sjeban kao sranje i gazenje u njega"
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bald cunt "mazohizam, mazohizam"
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balls slapping against her chin "jaja šamaranje uz bradu"
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beating the meat "premlaćivanje mesa"
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Bent dick "Srpski/srpski"
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Bent Richard "Bent Ričard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milijarde žučnih plavih žuljevitih školjki u gromoglasnom tajfunu"
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blow me "duva mi"
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blow my load "duva moj teret"
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blow my load on your face "duva moj teret na lice"
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boobs "orgazam"
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booger suger "Slina je bezveze."
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bopping the bologna "Bopping Bolonja"
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bouncing bozos "Srpski/srpski"
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breeder "odgajivač"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "dovođenje prdeža u usranu borbu"
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bull shit "Srpski/srpski"
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but first anal... "ali prvo analni ..."
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butt pirate "Srpski/srpski"
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butter face "puter lice"
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calm down and shut up "smiri se i umukni"
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can i fuck you from behind "Mogu li da te jebem s leđa"
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Can i suck your boobs "Mogu li da ti sisati sise"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Čujete li to? To je moj jastuk zove, i postaje stvarno zlobno ako ga čekam predugo."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Možete li mi pomoći sa nečim u spavaćoj sobi?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Možete li mi reći gde mogu da nađem kurvu?"
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carpet muncher "Srpski/srpski"
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chimney sweeper "dimnjačar čistač"
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Choking the chicken "Gušenje piletine"
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chutney ferret "Srpski/srpski"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Penis očiju Pička"
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cock waffle "Srpski/srpski"
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cockeye "masturbacija"
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Cocklump "Srpsko-hrvatski"
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Cockscum "Srpsko-hrvatski"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Hladnije od čeličnog toaleta na senovitoj strani ledenog brega"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Hladnije od veštičje sise u mesinganom grudnjaku"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Čestitamo: dostigli ste nivo pogrešnosti koji je ranije bio rezervisan za horoskope."
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coral stomper "Koral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Možete li me uputiti u kupatilo? Imam sastanak stolice."
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Creampie "Svršavanje"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "kretenski pička jebati"
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cum "Kako"
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cum dumpster "Srpski/srpski"
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cun "OMILjENO"
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cunt "mazohizam"
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cunt face "pičkičko liцe"
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cunt lapper "pička, lapper,"
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curry muncher "dženifer lopez"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Dublje, dublje, DEEPER!"
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Derby County Fan "Derbi Counti Navijač"
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dick face "Srpski/srpski"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Kurac žongliranje grom pička"
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Dickhead "Kretena"
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did you just wake up? "Da li ste se upravo probudili?"
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die in a fire "umreti u požaru"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo žvakanje oluk drolja"
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dipshit "mazohizam"
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Dirty Wanker "Prljavi drkadžija"
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dirty whore "prljava kurva"
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Do you have any drugs? "Imate li drogu?"
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do you like dick? "Da li ti se sviđa kurac?"
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do you want to fuck? "Da li želiš da se jebeš?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Da li želiš da probaš analni seks sa mnom?"
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Don't be a dick "Ne budi kurac"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ne pričaj mi sranja"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Ne gledaj me tako kad smo ovde; to me čini tako jebeno napaljenim."
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Don’t stop. "Ne zaustavljajte se."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Nemoj mi reći da je nebo granica kada postoje otisci stopala na Mesecu."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Tramp jebe decu"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Tramp je pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Tramp je najgori predsednik ikada"
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Doublelift "Pretraživanje"
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douche nozzle "tuširanje mlaznica"
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douchebag "mazohizam"
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dumb bitch "mazohizam, mazohizam"
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dumb cunt "mazohizam, mazohizam"
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dumpster cunt "Srpski/srpski"
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dyke "lezbejka"
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eat a penis "jedi penis"
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eat my butthole "Jedi mi šupak"
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eat my butthole and die "pojedi mi šupak i umre"
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eat my pussy like you want it "jedi moju macu kao što želiš"
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faggot "mazohizam"
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fat bitch "Srpski/srpski"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Prvo ćeš se spustiti na kolena. Onda ćeš me probati."
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flamer "sadržina"
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flamer "sadržina"
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fruit cake "voćni kolač"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Jebeš Donalda Trumpa"
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fuck it "jebi ga"
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Fuck Maritza "Jebeš Maritza"
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fuck me "jebi me"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "jebi me nežno motornom testerom"
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fuck me hard "jebi me teško"
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Fuck me hard. "Jebi me jako."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Ja teško. U boli"
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fuck me harder "jebi me jače"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Jebi me u dupe, jebena pičkice."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Jebi me kao porno zvezda"
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fuck me like an animal "Jebi me kao životinju"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Jebi me, jebi me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "JEBEŠ MOJU PIČKU!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "odjebi Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Odjebi drkadžiju"
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Fuck you bastard "Jebi se kopile"
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fuck you bitch "Jebi se kučko"
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fuck you bitch "Jebi se kučko"
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fuck you cunt "Jebi se pičko"
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fuck you cunt "Jebi se pičko"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi ti šupak"
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fuck your asshole "Jebi ti šupak"
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fuck your mom "jebeš svoju mamu"
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fuck your mom "jebeš svoju mamu"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebeš šupak svoje mame"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Jebeš šupak svoje mame"
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fucking animal "Srpski/srpski"
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fucking animal "Srpski/srpski"
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fucking idiot "jebeni idiot"
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fucking tease "Srpski/srpski"
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fucktwat "Srpski/srpski"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "jebatikrzno zeka"
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Get fucked "Jebi se"
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get lost "Izgubi se"
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go finger yourself "idi prstom"
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go lick a duck "idi lizati patku"
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Go masturbate your dog "Idi masturbira svog psa"
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gobble the helmet spit "pojesti kacigu pljunuti"
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grab her by the pussy "zgrabi je za macu"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Zgrabi me za kosu i jebi me kao psa."
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hard dick "masturbacija, hardking"
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hard oral sex "Seks u troje"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Da li vas je momak ikada pohvalio na vašim veštinama pušenja?"
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he likes dick "On voli kurac"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Upomoć! Ponovo mi se penis zaglavio u rajsferšlus."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "njena maca je dlakava kao porno zvezda KSNUMKS-a"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "njena maca je mokra kao džep vidre"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Evo me! Koje su vaše druge dve želje?"
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heterosexual "heteroseksualan"
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Hide Yourself "Sakrij se"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "njegov kurac izgleda kao zarobljenička noga"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Jebote, svršavam."
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how the fuck "Kako jebote"
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hurt me "povredi me"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Zapravo sam prodao usisivač. Sve što je radio bilo je skupljanje prašine."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Uvek kažem "Jutro" umesto "Dobro jutro" – da je dobro jutro, spavao bih i ne bih razgovarao sa ljudima."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Tražim kurvu sa penisom"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Ne mogu da verujem da sam te upoznao."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ne mogu da verujem da smo odlučili da idemo u kupovinu kada smo mogli da budemo kod kuće i jebemo."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ne mogu da se koncentrišem na poslu. Sve o čemu mogu da razmišljam je da ti pušim kurac."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Jedva čekam da te odvedem kući."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Ne treba mi novi frizer. Moj jastuk mi daje novu frizuru svakog jutra."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Sanjao sam te sinoć, i bilo je fantastično, ali sam se probudio, a ti nisi bio ovde."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Osećam se sićušno u tvojim rukama."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Konačno sam pronašao mašinu u teretani koja mi se sviđa: automat."
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I fucked your mom last night "Jebao sam tvoju mamu sinoć"
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i hate looking at you "Mrzim da te gledam"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Imam telo boga – nažalost boga malih, depresivnih sela."
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i hope you die "Nadam se da ćeš umreti"
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I hope you outlive your children "Nadam se da ćete nadživeti svoju decu"
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i hope you rot in hell "Nadam se da trune u paklu"
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i just took a massive shit "Upravo sam uzeo ogromno sranje"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Samo želim da budem tvoja seksualna drolja."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Samo želim da ti odmah skinem odeću."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Samo želim da znaš da sam mokra."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Stalno maštam o tome šta ću ti kasnije uraditi."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Stalno razmišljam o tome da napustim školu / posao i dođem da te vidim večeras."
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I like big butts "Volim velike guzice"
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I love being your fuck slut "Volim da budem tvoja jebena drolja"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Volim da masturbiram dok razgovaram sa tobom, ali ono što mi zaista treba si ti, ovde, jebeš me."
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I love you. "Volim te."
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I love your body "Volim tvoje telo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danas sam napravio ogromnu listu obaveza. Samo moram da shvatim ko će to uraditi."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Danas sam napravio ogromnu listu obaveza. Samo moram da shvatim ko će to uraditi."
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I need you so bad right now. "Trebam te tako loše sada."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Treba mi da hodaš ispred mene kako bih mogao da vidim tvoje dupe."
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I need your cock! "Treba mi tvoj kurac!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Nikada ne pravim istu grešku dva puta. Pravim ga šest ili sedam puta, samo da budem siguran."
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I think i crapped my pants "Mislim da sam usrao pantalone"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Mislim da sam zaljubljen u tvoj kurac."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Mislim da sam zaljubljen u tvoju pičku."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Rekao sam svom šefu da ima lep život. Rekao je da ga već ima - nisam shvatio da nezaposlenost može biti samozadovoljna."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Želim da osetim kako mi pucaš u usta."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Želim da osetim tvoju spermu po celom licu."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Želim da te jebem kao psa i svršim u tvoju macu"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Želim da te jebem kao životinju"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Želim da probam sebe na tvom kurcu."
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I want you so bad. "Želim te tako jako."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Želim da mi upucaš svoj teret u usta."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Želim da pucaš svoj teret na moje sise"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Hteo sam da vam ponudim piće, ali vaši standardi su već razvodnjeni."
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I was thinking about you today. "Danas sam razmišljao o tebi."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Voleo bih da mogu samo da kloniram tvoj kurac, tako da imam nešto da me podseti na tebe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Voleo bih da smo kod kuće, tako da mogu da uradim neke strašne stvari za tebe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Voleo bih da smo kod kuće, tako da mogu da uradim neke strašne stvari za tebe."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Neću reći da ste lepljivi - recimo samo da imate više držanja od jeftinog super lepka."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Nosila sam ovu suknju samo za tebe."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Ja ću prebiti govno iz tebe"
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i'm sorry my love "Žao mi je ljubavi moja"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Imam slobodan minut reci mi sve što znaš"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Rekao bih ti da ideš u pakao, ali bojim se da ćeš biti unapređen u menadžera."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Ja sam otprilike kao udoban kao kurva u 8 ujutro crkvene službe"
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I’m about to explode. "Uskoro ću eksplodirati."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Crvenim se samo što ovo govorim, ali toliko mi nedostaje tvoj kurac."
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I’m dripping wet. "Ja sam kaplje mokar."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Drago mi je što ne moram da lovim svoju hranu. Nemam pojma gde sendviči žive."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Večeras ću ti dati najvlažnije pušenje."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Ja ću te drkati dok ne dobijem svaku poslednju kap iz tebe."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Nisam lenj. Ja sam samo veoma motivisan da ne radim ništa."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Nisam lenj. Ja sam samo veoma opušten."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Ne kažem da preterujem. Ali postoje dobra vremena i postoje loša vremena da mi preda motornu testeru."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Ne kažem da sam ružan, ali moj odraz je tražio pratnju kući."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Nisam čudan. Ja sam ograničeno izdanje."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Nikada ranije nisam bio ovako sjeban."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ako te karma ne pogodi, hoću"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Ako vam život daje limune, bacite ih na ljude koje ne volite - vitamin C sa stavom."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ako novac ne raste na drveću, zašto banke imaju filijale?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Da svet nije sranje, svi bismo pali sa njega!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Da nismo u kući tvog prijatelja, bio bih na kolenima sa tobom u ustima."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Ako nemate mrzitelje, verovatno niste na GPS-u bilo čije drame."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Ako ne prestaneš da me gledaš tako, moraćemo da odemo negde privatno."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "U redu je ako ti se ne sviđam. Nemaju svi dobar ukus."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Tako je vruće kad me zgrabiš u javnosti."
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Just like that. "Tek tako."
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kiss my ass "poljubi me u dupe"
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kiss my black ass "Srpski/srpski"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Sinoć je bilo neverovatno. Ne mogu da prestanem da razmišljam o tome."
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lesbian "Lezbijka"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Idemo gubitnik, idemo u kupovinu."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Hajde da provedemo ceo vikend zajedno potpuno goli!"
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lick spittle "mazohizam, mazohizam"
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Lie down and shut up. "Lezi i umukni."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Život je činija supe, a ja sam viljuška."
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look at this nigga "Pogledaj ovu crnju"
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make me a sandwich "napravi mi sendvič"
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Make me cum, baby. "Nateraj me da svršim, dušo."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Mogu li da se izvinim? Moj mozak je pun."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, ukus ti je tako dobar."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Moj mozak kaže "trbušnjaci", ali moj stomak kaže "kolači"."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Moj dating život je kao softver beta: mnogo grešaka, beskrajne ispravke, bez datuma lansiranja."
📈 3 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Moja porodica redefiniše "disfunkcionalno" - mi smo vremenski ograničena izložba loših odluka."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Moja poslednja devojka mi to nije uradila"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Gaćice su mi natopljene. Brzo se vratite kući."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Moj odnos je kao iPad. Nemam iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Moj novčanik je kao luk. Svaki put kad ga otvorim, rasplačem se."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervozan kao mačka sa dugim repom u sobi punoj stolica za ljuljanje"
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nigga please "crnjo molim"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Naravno da pričam sam sa sobom. Ponekad mi je potreban stručni savet."
📈 3 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "U tom opštem pravcu želim da se jebeš"
📈 5 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "O moj Bože Beki, pogledaj joj guzicu"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "O-moj-jebeni-Bože!"
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once you go black you never go back "Jednom kad pocrniš nikad se ne vratiš"
📈 6 VIEWS
one coffee please "jednu kafu molim"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Organizovani ljudi su oni koji su previše lenji da pronađu svoje stvari."
📈 6 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Naše porodično stablo je više kaktus - šiljast, malo održavanja i povremeno otrovno."
📈 5 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Oboji mi lice."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Obojite zidove svojim mozgom"
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Penis "penis"
📈 5 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "molim vas pitajte moje testise"
📈 5 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Molim te, molim te, molim te, PLEEAAASSSSEEEEE... – Reci to kao da ga skoro moliš."
📈 2 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "Udari me jače!"
📈 5 VIEWS
saggy tits "masturbacija, masturbacija"
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scumbag "mazohizam"
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semen "sadržina"
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She doesn't even go here. "Ona čak i ne ide ovde."
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shit gibbon "Srpski/srpski"
📈 5 VIEWS
show your tits "Pokaži svoje sise"
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show your tits! "Pokaži svoje sise!"
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shut the fuck up "Umukni, jebote"
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shut the hell up "Umukni dođavola"
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shut up "Umukni"
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shut your god damn mouth "Začepi prokleta usta"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Neko je danas rekao da sam lenj. Skoro sam mu odgovorio."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Popuši mi kurac šupak."
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Suck start a shotgun "Sisati početi sačmaricu"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Znojenje kao Ciganin sa hipotekom"
📈 6 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Skini odeću. Lezi. Umukni."
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That feels so good. "To je tako dobar osećaj."
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thick as pig shit "debeo kao svinja govno"
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tight as a ducks ass "Čvrsto kao patke dupe"
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tits "orgazam"
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Tonight is all about you. "Večeras je sve o tebi."
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turd "Zbočena"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Korisno kao čovek sa jednom nogom u takmičenju u šutiranju dupeta"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Pa, dobro, dobro, pogledaj šta je mačka uvukla u!"
📈 2 VIEWS
wet pussy "mazohizam, mazohizam"
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what do you want for dinner? "Šta hoćeš za večeru?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Šta hoćeš da obučem u krevetu večeras?"
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what the devil "Šta je đavo"
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what the fuck dude "Koji kurac ortak"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Šta se kuva, dobro izgleda?"
📈 2 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Šta god da radite, uvek dajte 100%. Osim ako ne dajete krv."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Kada mi ljudi kažu: "Ujutro ćeš zažaliti", spavam do podneva jer rešujem probleme."
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Where is the bathroom? "Gde je kupatilo?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Zašto sam uvek tako napaljena kada postoje drugi ljudi oko?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Zašto nisi ovde sada? Tako sam jebeno napaljena."
📈 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Zašto biti ćudljiv kada možete da protresite plen ?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Zašto jednostavno ne možemo da damo otkaz na poslu, živimo zajedno i jebemo se ceo dan, svaki dan?"
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you are completely right "potpuno si u pravu"
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you are so fat "tako si debela"
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you are so fine "tako si fina"
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you are so ugly "Ti si tako ružan"
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you are such a baddie "Ti si takav negativac"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Svima donosiš toliko radosti kada izađeš iz sobe."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Znaš da ne nosim gaćice?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Znate kako kažu: Dinamit dolazi u malim pakovanjima."
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You like that, baby? "Sviđa ti se to, dušo?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Izgledaš stvarno seksi kada nosiš tu košulju."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Činiš da se osećam neverovatno, dušo."
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you're a baddi "Ti si baddi"
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you're a baddie "Ti si negativac"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Ti si pičkica, odjebi"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Jebeš ovu kozu, ja sam ovde samo da držim rogove"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ti si viši od žirafe mace"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Nateraćeš me da se onesvestim od zadovoljstva."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ti si dokaz da evolucija može da se vrati unazad sa odgovarajućom motivacijom."
📈 6 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "Tvoje liцe izgleda kao dupe"
📈 6 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Vaša ličnost je kao bez kofeina: razočaravajuće, ali i dalje može da mi uništi noć"
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