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LEARN SWAHILI PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Almasi ni donge tu la makaa ya mawe ambalo lilifanya vizuri chini ya shinikizo."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Tufaha kwa siku humzuia daktari—ikiwa utaitupa kwa nguvu vya kutosha!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Chochote kilichofanywa kabla ya kahawa ya kwanza ya siku kinaweza kuainishwa kama kujilinda."
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are you on your period? "Je, uko kwenye kipindi chako?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Je, uko tayari kuomba msamaha?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Kama nguzo iliyopigwa kama kupiga na kukanyaga ndani yake"
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bald cunt "cunt ya upara"
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balls slapping against her chin "mipira ikipiga kofi dhidi ya kidevu chake"
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beating the meat "kupiga nyama"
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Bent dick "Dick iliyoinama"
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Bent Richard "Richard aliyeinama"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Mabilioni ya malengelenge ya bluu katika kimbunga cha radi"
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blow me "Nipige"
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blow my load "piga mzigo wangu"
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blow my load on your face "Piga mzigo wangu usoni mwako"
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boobs "matumbo"
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booger suger "Booger anavuta"
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bopping the bologna "Kupiga Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "Bozos za kuruka"
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breeder "mfugaji"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "kuleta fart kwenye mapigano ya shit"
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bull shit "Mavi"
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but first anal... "Lakini mkundu wa kwanza..."
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butt pirate "maharamia wa kitako"
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butter face "uso wa siagi"
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calm down and shut up "Tulia na nyamaza"
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can i fuck you from behind "Ninaweza kukupiga kutoka nyuma"
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Can i suck your boobs "Je, ninaweza kunyonya boobs zako"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Unaweza kusikia hivyo? Huo ndio wito wangu wa mto, na inakuwa mbaya sana ikiwa nitafanya kusubiri kwa muda mrefu sana."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Unaweza kunisaidia na kitu chumbani?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Unaweza kuniambia ni wapi ninaweza kupata hooker?"
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carpet muncher "Carpet muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Mfagiaji wa chimney"
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Choking the chicken "Kusonga kuku"
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chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Jogoo mwenye macho Cunt"
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cock waffle "waffle ya jogoo"
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cockeye "Jogoo"
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Cocklump "Jogoo"
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Cockscum "Jogoo"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Baridi kuliko choo cha chuma kwenye upande wa kivuli wa barafu"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Baridi kuliko titty ya wachawi kwenye sidiria ya shaba"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Hongera: umefikia kiwango cha makosa kilichohifadhiwa hapo awali kwa nyota."
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coral stomper "Stomper ya Matumbawe"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Unaweza kunielekeza bafuni? Nina miadi ya kinyesi."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous ujanja fuckhead"
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cum "Jinsi"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "Cun"
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cunt "cunt"
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cunt face "Uso wa cunt"
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cunt lapper "Lapper ya cunt"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Ndani zaidi, Ndani zaidi, ZAIDI!"
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Derby County Fan "Shabiki wa Kaunti ya Derby"
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dick face "Uso wa Dick"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick akicheza ngurumo ya ngurumo"
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Dickhead "Kichwa cha Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Je, umeamka tu?"
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die in a fire "kufa kwa moto"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker chafu"
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dirty whore "kahaba mchafu"
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Do you have any drugs? "Je, una dawa yoyote?"
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do you like dick? "Unapenda Dick?"
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do you want to fuck? "unataka kutomba?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Je, ungependa kujaribu mkundu na mimi?"
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Don't be a dick "Usiwe dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Usizungumze Shit nami"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Usiniangalie hivyo tunapokuwa hapa; inanifanya niwe na pembe sana."
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Don’t stop. "Usiache."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Usiniambie anga ni kikomo wakati kuna nyayo kwenye mwezi."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump anapiga watoto"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump ni mnyanyasaji"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump ndiye rais mbaya zaidi kuwahi kutokea"
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Doublelift "Kuinua mara mbili"
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douche nozzle "Pua ya douche"
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douchebag "Mfuko wa douchebag"
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dumb bitch "bubu bubu"
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dumb cunt "cunt bubu"
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dumpster cunt "Dumpster cunt"
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dyke "dyke"
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eat a penis "kula uume"
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eat my butthole "kula kitako changu"
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eat my butthole and die "kula kitako changu na kufa"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Kula pussy yangu kama unavyotaka"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "bitch ya mafuta"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Kwanza utapiga magoti. Kisha utanionja."
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flamer "moto"
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flamer "moto"
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fruit cake "Keki ya matunda"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "fuck it"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Mimi zuzu"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Nipige kwa upole na msumeno wa mnyororo"
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fuck me hard "nipige kwa bidii"
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Fuck me hard. "Nipige kwa bidii."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "mimi ngumu. Katika maumivu"
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fuck me harder "nipige ngumu zaidi"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Nipige kwenye punda wewe pussy ya mama."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Nipige kama nyota ya ponografia"
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fuck me like an animal "nipige kama mnyama"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK PUSSY YANGU!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck wewe mwanaharamu"
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fuck you bitch "fuck wewe bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck wewe bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck wewe cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck wewe cunt"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck punda wako"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck punda wako"
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fuck your mom "Fuck mama yako"
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fuck your mom "Fuck mama yako"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck asshole wa mama yako"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck asshole wa mama yako"
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fucking animal "Mnyama wa kutomba"
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fucking animal "Mnyama wa kutomba"
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fucking idiot "mjinga fucking"
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fucking tease "utani wa fucking"
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fucktwat "Fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Pata fucked"
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get lost "Potea"
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go finger yourself "Nenda kidole mwenyewe"
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go lick a duck "Nenda ulamba bata"
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Go masturbate your dog "Nenda upige punyeto mbwa wako"
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gobble the helmet spit "Piga kofia ya chuma mate"
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grab her by the pussy "Mshike kwa pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Shika nywele zangu na unipige kama mbwa."
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hard dick "Dick ngumu"
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hard oral sex "Ngono ngumu ya mdomo"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Je, mvulana amewahi kukupongeza kwa ujuzi wako wa blowjob?"
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he likes dick "Anapenda Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Msaada! Nilipata uume wangu kwenye zipu yangu tena."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Pussy yake ina nywele kama nyota wa ponografia wa miaka ya 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Pussy yake ni mvua kama mfuko wa otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Mimi hapa! Matakwa yako mengine mawili ni yapi?"
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heterosexual "Jinsia tofauti"
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Hide Yourself "Jifiche mwenyewe"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Dick yake inaonekana kama mguu wa wafungwa"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Shit takatifu, mimi ni cumming."
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how the fuck "jinsi fuck"
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hurt me "kuniumiza"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Kwa kweli niliuza kisafishaji cha utupu. Yote iliyokuwa ikifanya ni kukusanya vumbi."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Mimi husema kila wakati "Asubuhi" badala ya "Habari za asubuhi"—ikiwa ingekuwa asubuhi njema, ningekuwa nimelala na kutozungumza na watu."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Ninatafuta hooker na uume"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Siwezi kuamini nilikutana nawe."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Siwezi kuamini tuliamua kwenda kununua wakati tunaweza kuwa nyumbani kutomba."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Siwezi kuzingatia kazini. Ninachoweza kufikiria ni kunyonya dick yako."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Siwezi kusubiri kukurudisha nyumbani."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Sihitaji mtunzi mpya wa nywele. Mto wangu hunipa hairstyle mpya kila asubuhi."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Niliota juu yako jana usiku, na ilikuwa nzuri, lakini niliamka, na haukuwa hapa."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Ninahisi mdogo mikononi mwako."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Hatimaye nilipata mashine kwenye ukumbi wa mazoezi ambayo ninapenda: mashine ya kuuza."
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I fucked your mom last night "Nilimtosa mama yako jana usiku"
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i hate looking at you "Nachukia kukutazama"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Nina mwili wa mungu—kwa bahati mbaya mungu wa vijiji vidogo, vya kukatisha tamaa."
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i hope you die "Natumai utakufa"
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I hope you outlive your children "Natumai utaishi zaidi ya watoto wako"
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i hope you rot in hell "Natumai utaoza kuzimu"
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i just took a massive shit "Nilichukua tu shit kubwa"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Nataka tu kuwa slut yako ya ngono."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Nataka tu kung'oa nguo zako sasa hivi."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Nataka tu ujue ninadondosha mvua."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Ninaendelea kufikiria juu ya kile nitakachokufanyia baadaye."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Ninaendelea kufikiria juu ya kuacha shule / kazi yangu na kuja kukuona usiku wa leo."
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I like big butts "Ninapenda matako makubwa"
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I love being your fuck slut "Ninapenda kuwa slut yako ya fuck"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Ninapenda kupiga punyeto wakati wa kuzungumza na wewe, lakini ninachohitaji sana ni wewe, hapa, unanitomba."
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I love you. "Nakupenda."
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I love your body "Ninaupenda mwili wako"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Nilitengeneza orodha kubwa ya mambo ya kufanya leo. Ninahitaji tu kujua ni nani atakayefanya hivyo."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Nilitengeneza orodha kubwa ya mambo ya kufanya leo. Ninahitaji tu kujua ni nani atakayefanya hivyo."
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I need you so bad right now. "Ninakuhitaji sana sasa hivi."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Nahitaji utembee mbele yangu ili niweze kuona punda wako."
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I need your cock! "Nahitaji jogoo wako!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Sijawahi kufanya kosa lile lile mara mbili. Ninaifanya mara sita au saba, ili tu kuwa na uhakika."
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I think i crapped my pants "Nadhani nilivunja suruali yangu"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Nadhani ninapenda dick yako."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Nadhani ninapenda pussy yako."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Nilimwambia bosi wangu awe na maisha mazuri. Alisema tayari ana moja—sikutambua ukosefu wa ajira unaweza kuwa wa kujifurahisha."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Nataka kuhisi unapiga mzigo wako kinywani mwangu."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Nataka kuhisi cum yako usoni mwangu."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Ninataka kukutomba kama mbwa na cum ndani ya pussy yako"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Nataka kukupiga kama mnyama"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Nataka kuonja mwenyewe kwenye jogoo wako."
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I want you so bad. "Nakutaka mbaya sana."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Nataka upige mzigo wako kinywani mwangu."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Nataka upige mzigo wako kwenye titi zangu"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Nilikuwa naenda kukupa kinywaji, lakini viwango vyako tayari vimepunguzwa."
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I was thinking about you today. "Nilikuwa nikikufikiria leo."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Natamani ningeweza tu kuiga dick yako, kwa hivyo nina kitu cha kunikumbusha wewe."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Natamani tungekuwa nyumbani, ili niweze kukufanyia mambo mabaya."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Natamani tungekuwa nyumbani, ili niweze kukufanyia mambo mabaya."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Sitasema wewe ni ng'ang'ani—wacha tuseme una kushikilia zaidi kuliko gundi ya bei nafuu."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Nilivaa sketi hii kwa ajili yako tu."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Nitakupiga shit kutoka kwako"
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i'm sorry my love "Samahani mpenzi wangu"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Nina dakika ya ziada niambie kila kitu unachojua"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Ningekuambia uende Kuzimu, lakini ninaogopa utapandishwa cheo kuwa meneja."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Niko vizuri kama kahaba katika ibada ya kanisa saa 8 asubuhi"
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I’m about to explode. "Ninakaribia kulipuka."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Ninaona haya nikisema hivi tu, lakini ninakosa dick yako sana."
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I’m dripping wet. "Ninadondosha mvua."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Ninafurahi sio lazima niwinde chakula changu mwenyewe. Sijui sandwichi zinaishi wapi."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Nitakupa blowjob yenye mvua zaidi usiku wa leo."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Nitakusumbua hadi nitakapopata kila tone la mwisho kutoka kwako."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Mimi sio mvivu. Nimehamasishwa sana kufanya chochote."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Mimi sio mvivu. Nimehamasishwa sana kufanya chochote."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Mimi sio mvivu. Nimepumzika sana."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Sisemi kuwa ninajibu kupita kiasi. Lakini kuna nyakati nzuri na kuna nyakati mbaya za kunipa msumeno wa mnyororo."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Sisemi mimi ni mbaya, lakini tafakari yangu iliuliza kusindikizwa nyumbani."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Mimi sio wa ajabu. Mimi ni toleo dogo."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Sijawahi kutombwa kama hii hapo awali."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ikiwa karma haitakupiga, nitakufikia"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Ikiwa maisha yanakupa ndimu, zitupe kwa watu usiowapenda-vitamini C kwa mtazamo."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ikiwa pesa hazikui kwenye miti, kwa nini benki zina matawi?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Ikiwa ulimwengu haukunyonya, sote tungeanguka kutoka kwake!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Ikiwa hatungekuwa nyumbani kwa rafiki yako, ningekuwa nimepiga magoti na wewe kinywani mwangu."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Ikiwa huna wanaochukia, labda hauko kwenye GPS ya mchezo wa kuigiza wa mtu yeyote."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Usipoacha kunitazama hivyo, itabidi tuende mahali fulani kwa faragha."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Ni sawa ikiwa hunipendi. Sio kila mtu ana ladha nzuri."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Ni moto sana unaponishika hadharani."
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Just like that. "Kama hivyo."
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kiss my ass "Busu punda wangu"
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kiss my black ass "Busu punda wangu mweusi"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Jana usiku ilikuwa ya kushangaza. Siwezi kuacha kufikiria juu yake."
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lesbian "Msagaji"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Twende kushindwa, tunaenda kununua."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Wacha tutumie wikendi nzima pamoja uchi kabisa!"
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lick spittle "LICK Mate"
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Lie down and shut up. "Lala chini na kunyamaza."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Maisha ni bakuli la supu, na mimi ni uma."
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look at this nigga "Angalia nigga huyu"
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make me a sandwich "Nitengenezee sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Nifanye cum, mtoto."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Naomba tafadhali nisamehe? Ubongo wangu umejaa."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, una ladha nzuri sana."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Ubongo wangu unasema "crunches" lakini tumbo langu linasema "keki.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Maisha yangu ya uchumba ni kama beta ya programu: mende nyingi, sasisho zisizo na mwisho, hakuna tarehe ya uzinduzi."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Familia yangu inafafanua upya 'isiyofanya kazi' - sisi ni maonyesho ya muda mfupi juu ya maamuzi mabaya."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Mpenzi wangu wa mwisho hakunifanyia hivi"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Suruali yangu imelowekwa. Rudi nyumbani haraka."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Uhusiano wangu ni kama iPad. Sina iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Mkoba wangu ni kama kitunguu. Kila wakati ninapoifungua, inanifanya nilie."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Woga kama paka wa mkia mrefu kwenye chumba kilichojaa viti vya kutikisa"
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nigga please "nigga tafadhali"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Kwa kweli ninazungumza na mimi mwenyewe. Wakati mwingine ninahitaji ushauri wa kitaalam."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Mbali katika mwelekeo huo wa jumla ndipo ninapotaka uchukue"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Ee mungu wangu Becky, angalia kitako chake"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-yangu-fucking-mungu!"
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once you go black you never go back "Mara tu unapokuwa mweusi haurudi nyuma"
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one coffee please "kahawa moja tafadhali"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Watu waliopangwa ni wale ambao ni wavivu sana kupata vitu vyao."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Mti wetu wa familia ni zaidi ya cactus-spiky, matengenezo ya chini, na mara kwa mara sumu."
📈 6 VIEWS
Paint my face. "Rangi uso wangu."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Paka kuta kwa ubongo wako"
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Penis "Uume"
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please ask my testacles "Tafadhali uliza korodani zangu"
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Tafadhali, tafadhali, Tafadhali, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... - Sema kama unakaribia kumwomba."
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Pound me harder! "Nipige kwa bidii zaidi!"
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saggy tits "titi za saggy"
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scumbag "Mfuko wa scumbag"
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semen "shahawa"
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She doesn't even go here. "Yeye hata haendi hapa."
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shit gibbon "Shit Gibbon"
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show your tits "Onyesha titi zako"
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show your tits! "Onyesha titi zako!"
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shut the fuck up "Funga domo lako"
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shut the hell up "Funga kuzimu"
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shut up "Nyamaza"
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shut your god damn mouth "funga mdomo wako wa mungu"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Mtu fulani alisema leo kuwa mimi ni mvivu. Nilikaribia kumjibu."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Nyonya punda wangu wa dick."
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Suck start a shotgun "Suck anza bunduki"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Kutokwa na jasho kama jasi na rehani"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Vua nguo zako. Lala chini. Nyamaza."
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That feels so good. "Hiyo inajisikia vizuri sana."
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thick as pig shit "nene kama nguruwe shit"
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tight as a ducks ass "Kabana kama punda wa bata"
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tits "titi"
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Tonight is all about you. "Usiku wa leo ni juu yako."
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turd "Turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Inafaa kama mtu wa mguu mmoja katika shindano la kupiga punda"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Kweli, vizuri, vizuri, angalia kile paka alivuta ndani!"
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wet pussy "Pussy ya mvua"
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what do you want for dinner? "Unataka nini kwa chakula cha jioni?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Unataka nivae nini kitandani usiku wa leo?"
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what the devil "Ibilisi nini"
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what the fuck dude "nini fuck dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Ni nini kinachopika, sura nzuri?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Chochote unachofanya, toa 100% kila wakati. Isipokuwa unatoa damu."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Watu wanaponiambia, "Utajuta asubuhi," mimi hulala hadi saa sita mchana kwa sababu mimi ni mtatuzi wa shida."
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Where is the bathroom? "Bafuni iko wapi?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Kwa nini mimi huwa na pembe sana wakati kuna watu wengine karibu?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Kwa nini hauko hapa sasa hivi? Mimi ni horny sana."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Kwa nini uwe na hisia wakati unaweza kutikisa ngawira yako?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Kwa nini hatuwezi tu kuacha kazi zetu, kuishi pamoja, na kutomba siku nzima, kila siku?"
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you are completely right "Uko sahihi kabisa"
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you are so fat "wewe ni mnene sana"
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you are so fine "Uko sawa sana"
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you are so ugly "wewe ni mbaya sana"
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you are such a baddie "wewe ni mbaya sana"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Unaleta kila mtu furaha nyingi unapotoka kwenye chumba."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Unajua sijavaa suruali?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Unajua wanachosema: Dynamite huja katika vifurushi vidogo."
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You like that, baby? "Unapenda hivyo, mtoto?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Unaonekana mrembo sana unapovaa shati hilo."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Unanifanya nijisikie wa kushangaza, mtoto."
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you're a baddi "wewe ni baddi"
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you're a baddie "wewe ni baddie"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "wewe ni cunt, fuck off"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Unampiga mbuzi huyu, niko hapa tu kushikilia pembe"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Wewe ni wa juu kuliko pussy ya twiga"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Utanifanya nizimie kwa furaha."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Wewe ni uthibitisho mageuzi yanaweza kurudi nyuma na motisha sahihi."
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your face looks like an ass "Uso wako unaonekana kama punda"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Utu wako ni kama decaf: inakatisha tamaa lakini bado inaweza kuharibu usiku wangu"
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