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LEARN UZBEK PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Olmos — bu bosim ostida yaxshi ishlagan ko'mir bo'lagi."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Kuniga bir olma shifokorni uzoqlashtiradi — agar uni yetarlicha qattiq uloqtirsang!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Kunning birinchi qahvasidan oldin qilingan har qanday ish o'zini himoya qilish deb tasniflanishi mumkin."
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are you on your period? "Hayz ko'ryapsizmi?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Kechirim so'rashga tayyormisiz?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Axlat qilish va unga qadam qo'yish kabi tartibsiz"
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bald cunt "Sochlari to'kilgan ayol"
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balls slapping against her chin "to'plari iyagiga urilmoqda"
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beating the meat "Go'shtni urish"
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Bent dick "Egri a'zo"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Milliardlab o'tloq, ko'k rangli barnakllar kuchli to'fonda"
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blow me "Meni portlat"
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blow my load "Yukimni uchirib yubor"
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blow my load on your face "Yuzingga yukimni soch"
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boobs "ko'kraklar"
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booger suger "Booger yomon"
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bopping the bologna "Bolonyani bopping"
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bouncing bozos "sakraydigan"
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breeder "Selektor"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Axlat jangiga gaz olib borish"
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bull shit "Bema'ni gap"
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but first anal... "Lekin avval anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt Pirate"
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butter face "sariyog'li yuz"
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calm down and shut up "Tinchlan va jim bo'l"
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can i fuck you from behind "Orqadan seni ursam bo'ladimi"
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Can i suck your boobs "Ko'kraklaringni emsam bo'ladimi?"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Eshitayapsanmi? Bu mening yostiqim chaqiryapti, va agar uni juda uzoq kutdirsam, bu juda yomon bo'ladi."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Eshitayapsanmi? Bu mening yostiqim chaqiryapti, va agar uni juda uzoq kutdirsam, bu juda yomon bo'ladi."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Yotoqxonada nimadir bilan yordam bera olasizmi?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Qayerdan fohishani topishim mumkinligini ayta olasizmi?"
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carpet muncher "Gilam yeb qo'yuvchi"
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chimney sweeper "Chimney Sweeper"
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Choking the chicken "Tovuqni bo'g'ish"
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chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Qattiq ko'zli Cunt"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Muz tog'ining soyali tomonidagi po'lat hojatxonadan sovuqroq"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Jodugarning mis bra kiygan ko'kragidan sovuqroq"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Tabriklayman: siz ilgari faqat burjlar uchun mo'ljallangan noto'g'ri darajaga yetgansiz."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Menga hojatxonani ko'rsatib bera olasizmi? Menda hojatxona uchrashuvi bor."
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Menga hojatxonani ko'rsatib bera olasizmi? Menda hojatxona uchrashuvi bor."
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Ahmoq, ahmoq ahmoq"
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cum "Qanday"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "Jinni"
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cunt face "Ahmoq yuz"
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cunt lapper "Cunt Lapper"
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curry muncher "Karri Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Chuqurroq, Chuqurroq, CHUQURROQ!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County muxlisi"
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dick face "Dick face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick jonglying qilayotgan momaqaldiroq q***"
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Dickhead "Ahmoq"
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did you just wake up? "Endi uyg'ondingmi?"
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die in a fire "yong'inda o'lim"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo chaynaydigan kanalizatsiya fohishasi"
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dipshit "ahmoq"
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Dirty Wanker "Iflos Ahmoq"
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dirty whore "iflos fohisha"
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Do you have any drugs? "Sizda dori bormi?"
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do you like dick? "Senga jinsiy a'zo yoqadimi?"
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do you want to fuck? "Jinsiy aloqa qilmoqchimisiz?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Menga anal sinab ko'rmoqchimisiz?"
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Don't be a dick "Qo'pol bo'lma"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Menga bema'ni gaplar aytma"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Bu yerda bo'lganimizda menga shunday qarama; Bu meni juda hayajonlantiryapti."
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Don’t stop. "To'xtama."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Oyda izlar bo'lsa, osmon chegara emas deb aytma."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Tramp bolalar bilan jinsiy aloqada"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Tramp pedofil"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Tramp tarixidagi eng yomon prezident"
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Doublelift "Doublelift"
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douche nozzle "Douche Nozzle"
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douchebag "Ahmoq"
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dumb bitch "Ahmoq ayol"
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dumb cunt "Ahmoq q***"
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dumpster cunt "Axlat qutisi"
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dyke "Lezbon"
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eat a penis "Jinsiy a'zo yeb qo'ying"
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eat my butthole "Orqamni yeb qo'ying"
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eat my butthole and die "Orqamni yeb o'ldir"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Mening jinsiy a'zoimni xohlaganingdek yeb qo'ying"
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faggot "gey"
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fat bitch "Semiz ayol"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Avval tizzalaring ustiga tushasan. Unda meni tatib ko'rasan."
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flamer "Flamer"
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flamer "Flamer"
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fruit cake "Mevali tort"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Donald Trampga la'nat"
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fuck it "Menga farqi yo'q"
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Fuck Maritza "Maritzaga la'nat"
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fuck me "Voy yo'q"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Meni zanjirli arra bilan ehtiyotkorlik bilan siktir"
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fuck me hard "Meni qattiq siktir"
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Fuck me hard. "Meni qattiq ur."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Menga qattiq. In the Hurt"
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fuck me harder "Meni qattiqroq qil"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Meni orqamdan ur, sen yaramas qo'rqoqsan."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Meni porno yulduzdek siktir"
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fuck me like an animal "Meni hayvondek siktir"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "La'nat meni, la'nat meni!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "MENING JINSIY QIZIMNI LA'NATLAYMAN!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Ket, Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Yo'qol, ahmoq"
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Fuck you bastard "La'nat senga, yaramas"
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fuck you bitch "Baraka topma, kalbat"
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fuck you bitch "Baraka topma, kalbat"
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fuck you cunt "Jinni bo'l, ahmoq"
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fuck you cunt "Jinni bo'l, ahmoq"
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fuck your asshole "Sening orqangni la'natlayman"
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fuck your asshole "Sening orqangni la'natlayman"
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fuck your mom "Onangga la'nat"
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fuck your mom "Onangga la'nat"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Onangning orqasini la'natlayman"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Onangning orqasini la'natlayman"
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fucking animal "la'nati hayvon"
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fucking animal "la'nati hayvon"
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fucking idiot "Ahmoq"
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fucking tease "La'nati hazil"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Ket, ket."
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get lost "Yo'qolib qolmoq"
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go finger yourself "O'zingni ko'rsat"
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go lick a duck "Bor, o'rdakni yalang"
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Go masturbate your dog "Itingni onanizm qil"
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gobble the helmet spit "dubulg'a tupurigini yutib yubor"
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grab her by the pussy "Uni jinsiy a'zosidan ushla"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Sochimni ushlab, itdek jinsiy aloqa qil."
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hard dick "Qattiq a'zo"
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hard oral sex "Qattiq og'zaki jinsiy aloqa"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Hech kim seni og'iz bilan ishlash mahoratingni maqtaganmi?"
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he likes dick "U Dickni yoqtiradi"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Yordam! Yana penisim fermuarimga tiqilib qoldi."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Uning jinsiy a'zosi 80-yillar porno yulduzi kabi tukli"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Uning jinsiy a'zosi suv samurining cho'ntagidek nam"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Mana men! Yana ikki tilagingiz nima?"
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heterosexual "heteroseksual"
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Hide Yourself "O'zingni yashir"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Uning a'zosi mahbusning oyog'iga o'xshaydi"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Voy, men bo'shayapman."
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how the fuck "Qanday qilib,"
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hurt me "Meni ranjitdi"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "Men aslida changyutgichni sotdim. U faqat chang to'planayotgan edi."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "Men har doim "Xayrli tong" o'rniga "Xayrli tong" deyman — agar xayrli tong bo'lganida, men uxlab yotgan bo'lardim va odamlar bilan gaplashmasdim."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "Men jinsiy a'zosi bo'lgan fohishani qidirmoqdaman"
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I can’t believe I met you. "Seni uchratganimga ishonolmayapman."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Ishonmayman, uyda birga bo'lishimiz mumkin bo'lsa, do'konga borishga qaror qildik."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Ishda diqqatimni jamlay olmayapman. Faqat sening jinsiy a'zoingni so'rishni o'ylayman."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Seni uyga olib borishni sabrsizlik bilan kutyapman."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Menga yangi soch ustasi kerak emas. Yostig'im har kuni ertalab menga yangi soch turmagini beradi."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "Kecha kechasi seni tushimda ko'rdim, ajoyib edi, lekin uyg'ondim, sen yo'q eding."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Qo'llaringda o'zimni kichkina his qilyapman."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Nihoyat sport zalida yoqtiradigan mashinani topdim: avtomat."
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I fucked your mom last night "Kecha onang bilan jinsiy aloqada bo'ldim"
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i hate looking at you "Seni ko'rishni yomon ko'raman"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Menda xudoning tanasi bor — afsuski, kichik, tushkun qishloqlarning xudosi."
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i hope you die "Umid qilamanki, o'lasiz"
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I hope you outlive your children "Umid qilamanki, farzandlaringdan uzoq yashaysan."
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i hope you rot in hell "Umid qilamanki, do'zaxda chirib ketasan"
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i just took a massive shit "Men shunchaki katta hojat qildim"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Men faqat sening jinsiy fohishing bo'lishni xohlayman."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Hozir kiyimlaringni yirtib tashlamoqchiman."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Faqat bilishingni istayman, men butunlay ho'l bo'lib ketganman."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "Keyin senga nima qilaman deb doim orzu qilaman."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "Men doim maktabni/ishni tashlab, bugun kechqurun seni ko'rishga kelishni o'ylayman."
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I like big butts "Men katta orqalarni yaxshi ko'raman"
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I love being your fuck slut "Men sening jinsiy ahmoqing bo'lishni yaxshi ko'raman"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Men sen bilan gaplashib onanizm qilishni yaxshi ko'raman, lekin menga aslida kerak bo'lgani sen, shu yerda, meni sikishing."
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I love you. "Seni sevaman."
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I love your body "Tanangni yaxshi ko'raman"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Bugun katta vazifalar ro'yxati tuzdim. Faqat kim qilishini aniqlashim kerak."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Bugun katta vazifalar ro'yxati tuzdim. Faqat kim qilishini aniqlashim kerak."
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I need you so bad right now. "Hozir senga juda muhtojman."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Oldimda yurishing kerak, shunda orqangni ko'ra olaman."
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I need your cock! "Menga sening a'zong kerak!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Men hech qachon bir xil xatoni ikki marta qilmayman. Ishonch hosil qilish uchun olti-yetti marta qilaman."
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Men hech qachon bir xil xatoni ikki marta qilmayman. Ishonch hosil qilish uchun olti-yetti marta qilaman."
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I think i crapped my pants "Shimimga hojat qildim shekilli."
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Men sening jinsiy a'zoingga oshiq bo'lib qoldim shekilli."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Men sening jinsiy a'zoingga oshiq bo'lib qoldim shekilli."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Men boshlig'imga yaxshi hayot kechirishni aytdim. U aytdiki, u allaqachon bitta odam bor — ishsizlik mag'rur bo'lishi mumkinligini bilmas edim."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Og'zimga o'q uzayotganingni his qilmoqchiman."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Sening spermangni yuzimda his qilmoqchiman."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Men seni itdek jinsiy aloqada bo'lishni va jinsiy a'zoingga bo'shamoqchiman"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Men seni hayvon kabi jinsiy aloqada bo'lishni xohlayman"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Men o'zimni sening a'zongda tatib ko'rmoqchiman."
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I want you so bad. "Men seni juda xohlayman."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Og'zimga o'q uzishingni xohlayman."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Men xohlayman, o'z yukingni ko'kragimga otishing kerak"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Sizga ichimlik taklif qilmoqchi edim, lekin standartlaringiz allaqachon susaytirilgan."
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I was thinking about you today. "Bugun seni o'yladim."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Faqat sening a'zoingni klonlay olsam edi, shunda seni eslatadi."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Uyda bo'lsak edi, shunda sizga yomon ishlar qila olardim."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Uyda bo'lsak edi, shunda sizga yomon ishlar qila olardim."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Men seni yopishqoq deb aytmayman — shunchaki arzon superelimdan ko'ra ko'proq ushlab turishing mumkin."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Men bu yubkani aynan sen uchun kiyganman."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Seni rosa kaltaklayman"
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i'm sorry my love "Kechirasiz, sevgilim"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Menda bo'sh daqiqa bor, bilganingni hammasini ayt"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Senga do'zaxga borishni aytardim, lekin menejer bo'lishingdan qo'rqaman."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Men soat 8:00 dagi cherkov xizmatida fohisha kabi o'zimni qulay his qilyapman"
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I’m about to explode. "Men portlamoqchiman."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Buni aytsam ham qizarib ketdim, lekin sening a'zoingni juda sog'indim."
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I’m dripping wet. "Men butunlay ho'l bo'lib ketdim."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "O'zimning ovqatimni ovlashim shart emasligidan xursandman. Sendvichlar qayerda yashashini bilmayman."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Bugun kechasi eng nam og'iz bilan jinsiy aloqani qilaman."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "Men seni oxirgi tomchisini olgunimcha onanizm qilaman."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Men dangasa emasman. Men shunchaki hech narsa qilmaslikka juda motivatsiyalanganman."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Men dangasa emasman. Men shunchaki hech narsa qilmaslikka juda motivatsiyalanganman."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Men dangasa emasman. Men juda xotirjamman."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Men dangasa emasman. Men juda xotirjamman."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Men haddan tashqari reaksiya qilyapman demayapman. Lekin menga zanjirli arra berish uchun yaxshi va yomon kunlar bor."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Men xunukman demayapman, lekin mening aksim uyga eskort so'radi."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Men g'alati emasman. Men cheklangan nashrman."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Men ilgari hech qachon bunday jinsiy aloqada bo'lmaganman."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Agar karma seni urmasa, men uraman"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Agar hayot sizga limon bersa, uni yoqtirmaydigan odamlarga uloqtiring — Vitamin C bilan munosabat bilan."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Agar pul daraxtlarda o'smasa, nega banklarning filiallari bor?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Agar pul daraxtlarda o'smasa, nega banklarning filiallari bor?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Agar dunyo yomon bo'lmasa, hammamiz undan yitardik!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "Agar do'stingning uyida bo'lmaganimizda, men tiz cho'kib, og'zimda seni ushlab turardim."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Agar sizda nafrat qiluvchilar bo'lmasa, ehtimol hech kimning drama GPSida emassiz."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Agar menga shunday qarashni to'xtatmasang, biz maxfiy joyga borishimizga to'g'ri keladi."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Agar meni yoqtirmasang, muammo yo'q. Har kimning didi yaxshi emas."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Ommaviy joyda meni ushlaganingda juda issiq."
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Just like that. "Xuddi shunday."
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kiss my ass "Orqamdan o'p"
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kiss my black ass "Qora orqamdan o'p"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "Kecha kechasi ajoyib edi. Men bu haqda o'ylashni to'xtata olmayapman."
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lesbian "lesbiyan"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Keling, yutqazuvchi, xaridga boramiz."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Keling, butun hafta oxirini butunlay yalang'och birga o'tkazaylik!"
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lick spittle "Lick Spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Yot va jim bo'l."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Hayot sho'rva idishi, men esa vilka."
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look at this nigga "Mana bu yigitga qarang"
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make me a sandwich "Menga sendvich tayyorla"
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Make me cum, baby. "Meni bo'shat, jonim."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Iltimos, ruxsat bering. Miyam to'la."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Iltimos, ruxsat bering. Miyam to'la."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmmmm, juda mazali ekansiz."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Mening miyam "crunches" deydi, lekin qornim "cupcakes" deydi."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Mening miyam "crunches" deydi, lekin qornim "cupcakes" deydi."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Mening tanishuv hayotim dasturiy beta dasturiga o'xshaydi: ko'plab xatolar, cheksiz yangilanishlar, ishga tushirish sanasi yo'q."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Mening oilam 'disfunksional'ni qayta ta'riflaydi — biz yomon qarorlarning cheklangan vaqtli ko'rgazmamiz."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Oxirgi qiz do'stim buni menga qilmagan"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Mening ichki kiyimim ho'l bo'lib ketgan. Tezroq uyga bor."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mening munosabatlarim iPad kabi. Menda iPad yo'q."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mening munosabatlarim iPad kabi. Menda iPad yo'q."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Hamyonim piyozga o'xshaydi. Har safar ochsam, yig'layman."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Uzun dumli mushukdek asabiy, tebranadigan stullar to'la xonada"
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nigga please "nigga iltimos"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "Albatta, o'zim bilan gaplashaman. Ba'zida menga mutaxassis maslahati kerak bo'ladi."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Mana shu yo'nalishda, men seni jinsiy aloqada bo'lishingni xohlayman"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Voy, Bekki, uning orqasiga qarang."
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Voy-xudoyim!"
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once you go black you never go back "Bir marta qora bo'lsang, hech qachon qaytmaysan"
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one coffee please "Bir dona qahva iltimos"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Tashkil etilgan odamlar o'z narsalarini topishga dangasa bo'lganlardir."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Tashkil etilgan odamlar o'z narsalarini topishga dangasa bo'lganlardir."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Bizning nasab daraxtimiz ko'proq kaktusga o'xshaydi — tikanli, kam parvarish talab qiladigan va ba'zan zaharli."
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Paint my face. "Yuzimni bo'yash."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Devorlarni miyang bilan bo'yash"
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Penis "Penis"
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please ask my testacles "Iltimos, mening testiakllarimga so'rang"
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Iltimos, iltimos, iltimos, ILTIMOS, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEE... – Uni deyarli yalvarayotgandek ayt."
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Pound me harder! "Qattiqroq ur!"
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saggy tits "Osilgan ko'kraklar"
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semen "sperma"
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She doesn't even go here. "U bu yerga ham bormaydi."
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shit gibbon "Shit, Gibbon"
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show your tits "Ko'kraklaringni ko'rsat"
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show your tits! "Ko'kraklaringni ko'rsat!"
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shut the fuck up "Gapirishni to'xtat"
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shut the hell up "Jim bo'l"
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shut up "Iltimos gapirishdan to'xtang"
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shut your god damn mouth "Og'zingni yop"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Bugun kimdir meni dangasa deb aytdi. Men deyarli javob berdim."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Mening jinsiy a'zoimni so'rib ol."
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Suck start a shotgun "Ov miltig'ini yoqish"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Ipoteka krediti bor lo'lidek terlayapman"
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Kiyimlaringni yech. Yot. Iltimos gapirishdan to'xtang."
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That feels so good. "Bu juda yoqimli."
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thick as pig shit "Qalin cho'chqa axlati kabi"
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tight as a ducks ass "Qattiq o'rdakdek qattiq"
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tits "Ko'kraklar"
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Tonight is all about you. "Bugun kecha faqat sen haqingda."
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turd "axlat"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Bir oyoqli odam sifatida orqa tepish musobaqasida foydali"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Mana, mana, mana, qarang, mushuk nima olib keldi!"
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wet pussy "Ho'l jinsiy a'zo"
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what do you want for dinner? "Kechki ovqatga nima xohlaysan?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Bugun kechasi yotoqda nima kiyishni xohlaysan?"
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what the devil "Nima bo'lyapti"
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what the fuck dude "Nima gap, do'stim"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Nima pishiryapsan, chiroyli?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Nima qilsang ham, har doim 100% ber. Agar qon topshirmayotgan bo'lsang."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Odamlar menga: "Ertalab afsuslanasan" desa, men peshin gacha uxlayman, chunki muammolarni hal qilaman."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Odamlar menga: "Ertalab afsuslanasan" desa, men peshin gacha uxlayman, chunki muammolarni hal qilaman."
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Where is the bathroom? "Hammom qayerda?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Nega atrofda boshqa odamlar bo'lsa-da, doim shunchalik ehtirosli bo'laman?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Nega hozir bu yerda emassan? Men juda shahvatliman."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Nega kayfiyatsiz bo'lish kerak, o'zingni silkitishing mumkin?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Nega ishimizni tashlab, birga yashab, kun bo'yi jinsiy aloqa qilmaymiz?"
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you are completely right "Siz to'g'ri aytdingiz"
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you are so fat "Sen juda semizsan"
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you are so fine "Sen juda chiroylisan"
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you are so ugly "Sen juda xunuksan"
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you are such a baddie "Sen juda yomon odamsan"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Xonadan chiqqaningda hammaga juda ko'p quvonch olib kelasan."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Bilasanmi, men ichki kiyim kiymayman?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Bilasanmi, odamlar shunday deyishadi: Dinamit kichik paketlarda keladi."
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You like that, baby? "Yoqtirdingmi, jonim?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Sen o'sha ko'ylakni kiyganingda juda jozibali ko'rinasan."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Sen meni ajoyib his qilasan, jonim."
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you're a baddi "Sen yomon odam ekansan"
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you're a baddie "Sen yomon odam ekansan"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Sen ahmoqsan, ket, yo'qol"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Sen bu echki bilan jinsiy aloqada bo'lyapsan, men faqat shoxlarni ushlash uchun keldim"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Sen jirafaning qizchasidan balandsan"
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Meni zavq bilan hushimdan ketkazasan."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Siz evolyutsiya to'g'ri motivatsiya bilan orqaga ketishi mumkinligini isbotlaysiz."
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your face looks like an ass "yuzing eshakdek ko'rinadi"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Sizning shaxsiyatingiz dekafsizdek: hafsalani pir qiladi, lekin baribir kechamni buzishi mumkin"
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