LEARN XHOSA PHRASES
A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
"Idayimane liqhuma nje lamalahle elenza kakuhle phantsi koxinzelelo."
π 3 VIEWS
An apple a day keeps the doctor awayβif you throw it hard enough!
"I-apile ngosuku igcina ugqirha kudeβukuba uyiphosa ngamandla ngokwaneleyo!"
π 3 VIEWS
Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense.
"Nantoni na eyenziwa ngaphambi kwekhofi yokuqala yosuku inokuhlelwa njengento yokuzikhusela."
π 3 VIEWS
are you on your period?
"Ngaba useya exesheni?"
π 5 VIEWS
Are you ready to apologize?
"Ngaba ukulungele ukucela uxolo?"
π 5 VIEWS
As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it
"Njengoko i-cluster fucked njenge-shitting kunye ne-stepping kuyo"
π 4 VIEWS
bald cunt
"I-bald cunt"
π 4 VIEWS
balls slapping against her chin
"Iibhola ezibetha isilevu sakhe"
π 4 VIEWS
beating the meat
"Ukubetha inyama"
π 6 VIEWS
Bent dick
"I-dick egobile"
π 5 VIEWS
Bent Richard
"Bent Richard"
π 5 VIEWS
Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon
"Iibhiliyoni ze-bilious blue blistering barnacles kwinkanyamba evuthumayo"
π 5 VIEWS
blow me
"Ndivuthele"
π 4 VIEWS
blow my load
"Vuthela umthwalo wam"
π 5 VIEWS
blow my load on your face
"Beka umthwalo wam ebusweni bakho"
π 5 VIEWS
boobs
"I-boobs"
π 4 VIEWS
booger suger
"I-Booger iyancipha"
π 6 VIEWS
bopping the bologna
"ΠΡΠΎΠ΄Π΅Π½ΠΈΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈ"
π 4 VIEWS
bouncing bozos
"I-Bozos ehamba phambili"
π 5 VIEWS
breeder
"Umfuyi"
π 4 VIEWS
bringing a fart to a shit fight
"Ukukhawuleza ukulwa ne-shit"
π 5 VIEWS
bull shit
"Ubuvuvu"
π 4 VIEWS
but first anal...
"Okokuqala, i-anal..."
π 4 VIEWS
butt pirate
"I-Pirate ye-Butt"
π 5 VIEWS
butter face
"Ubuso bebhotolo"
π 5 VIEWS
calm down and shut up
"Zola Uze Uthule"
π 5 VIEWS
can i fuck you from behind
"Can I Fuck You From Behind"
π 5 VIEWS
Can i suck your boobs
"Can I Suck Your Boobs"
π 5 VIEWS
Can you hear that? Thatβs my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"Ngaba uyayiva loo nto? Yiyo loo nto umqamelo wam, kwaye uthetha ngokwenene ukuba ndiyenza ilinde ixesha elide."
π 8 VIEWS
can you help me with something in the bedroom?
"Ngaba ungandinceda ngento ethile kwigumbi lokulala?"
π 3 VIEWS
Can you tell me where I can find a hooker?
"Ngaba ungandixelela ukuba ndingayifumana phi i-hostinger?"
π 4 VIEWS
carpet muncher
"I-Carpet Muncher"
π 5 VIEWS
chimney sweeper
"I-Chimney Sweeper"
π 4 VIEWS
Choking the chicken
"Ukucwangcisa inkukhu"
π 4 VIEWS
chutney ferret
"I-Chutney Ferret"
π 5 VIEWS
Cock eyed Cunt
"I-Cock eyed Cunt"
π 6 VIEWS
cock waffle
"I-Cock Waffle"
π 4 VIEWS
cockeye
"I-cockeye"
π 5 VIEWS
Cocklump
"I-Cocklump"
π 4 VIEWS
Cockscum
"I-Cockscum"
π 5 VIEWS
Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
"Kubanda kunendlu yangasese yentsimbi kwicala elinomthunzi we-iceberg"
π 5 VIEWS
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"I-Colder Than Witches Titty kwi-Brass Bra"
π 6 VIEWS
Congratulations: youβve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes.
"Siyakuhalalisela: ufikelele kwinqanaba lokungalunganga ngaphambili eligcinelwe iinkwenkwezi."
π 5 VIEWS
coral stomper
"I-Coral Stomper"
π 5 VIEWS
Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"Ngaba ungandikhomba kwigumbi lokuhlambela? Ndinedinga lesihlalo."
π 5 VIEWS
Creampie
"I-Creampie"
π 4 VIEWS
Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
π 5 VIEWS
cum
"Njani"
π 4 VIEWS
cum dumpster
"cum dumpster"
π 5 VIEWS
cun
"I-CUN"
π 4 VIEWS
cunt
"I-cunt"
π 4 VIEWS
cunt face
"Ubuso be-cunt"
π 4 VIEWS
cunt lapper
"Cunt lapper"
π 4 VIEWS
curry muncher
"I-Curry Muncher"
π 4 VIEWS
Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!
"Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!"
π 3 VIEWS
Derby County Fan
"I-Derby County Fan"
π 4 VIEWS
dick face
"Ubuso be-Dick"
π 5 VIEWS
Dick juggling thunder cunt
"I-Dick juggling thunder cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
Dickhead
"UDickhead"
π 4 VIEWS
did you just wake up?
"Ngaba usandul 'ukuvuka?"
π 5 VIEWS
die in a fire
"Ukufa emlilweni"
π 5 VIEWS
dildo munching gutter slut
"Dildo munching gutter slut"
π 5 VIEWS
dipshit
"I-dipshit"
π 5 VIEWS
Dirty Wanker
"I-Wanker emdaka"
π 4 VIEWS
dirty whore
"Dirty Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
Do you have any drugs?
"Ngaba unayo nayiphi na imiyobisi?"
π 2 VIEWS
do you like dick?
"Ngaba uyayithanda i-dick?"
π 2 VIEWS
do you want to fuck?
"Ngaba ufuna fucking?"
π 5 VIEWS
Do you want to try anal with me?
"Ngaba ufuna ukuzama i-anal kunye nam?"
π 0 VIEWS
Don't be a dick
"Musa ukuba yi-dick"
π 4 VIEWS
Don't Talk Shit to me
"Musa ukuthetha i-shit kum"
π 5 VIEWS
Donβt look at me like that when weβre here; itβs making me so fucking horny.
"Musa ukundijonga ngolo hlobo xa silapha; Oko kundenza ndibe ne-horny kangaka."
π 0 VIEWS
Donβt stop.
"Musa ukuyeka."
π 3 VIEWS
Donβt you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
"Musa ukundixelela ukuba isibhakabhaka ngumda xa kukho iinyawo enyangeni."
π 5 VIEWS
Donald Trump fucks children
"UDonald Trump fucks abantwana"
π 4 VIEWS
Donald Trump is a pedophile
"UDonald Trump ungumxhasi we-pedophile"
π 8 VIEWS
Donald Trump is the worst president ever
"UDonald Trump ngoyena mongameli ubalaseleyo"
π 2 VIEWS
Doublelift
"Ukuphakamisa kabini"
π 6 VIEWS
douche nozzle
"I-Douche Nozzle"
π 4 VIEWS
douchebag
"I-Douchebag"
π 5 VIEWS
dumb bitch
"I-dumb bitch"
π 4 VIEWS
dumb cunt
"I-cunt esisidenge"
π 6 VIEWS
dumpster cunt
"I-dumpster cunt"
π 5 VIEWS
dyke
"I-dyke"
π 5 VIEWS
eat a penis
"Yidla ipenisi"
π 5 VIEWS
eat my butthole
"Eat My Sweatshirt"
π 4 VIEWS
eat my butthole and die
"Yidla i-Scorpio kwaye ufe"
π 4 VIEWS
eat my pussy like you want it
"Yidla i-pussy yam njengoko ufuna"
π 4 VIEWS
faggot
"I-faggot"
π 4 VIEWS
fat bitch
"Fat bitch"
π 4 VIEWS
First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me.
"Okokuqala, uya kuphazamisa amadolo akho. Emva koko uya kundingcamla."
π 5 VIEWS
flamer
"I-Flamer"
π 4 VIEWS
flamer
"I-Flamer"
π 4 VIEWS
fruit cake
"Ikhekhe leziqhamo"
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck Donald Trump
"Fuck Donald Trump"
π 7 VIEWS
fuck it
"Andiyikhathalele"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck Maritza
"Fuck Maritza"
π 3 VIEWS
fuck me
"Nkosi yam"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
"Fuck Me Gentle With A Chainsaw"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck me hard
"Fuck Me Hard"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck me hard.
"Fuck me hard."
π 2 VIEWS
Fuck me hard...hurt me
"Ndinzima. kwik kwik"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me harder
"Fuck Me Harder"
π 4 VIEWS
Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy.
"Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck me like a porn star
"Fuck Me Like A Porn Star"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck me like an animal
"Fuck Me Like A Beast"
π 4 VIEWS
Fuck me, fuck me!
"Fuck me, fuck me!"
π 3 VIEWS
FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!
"FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
π 8 VIEWS
fuck off Karen
"Fuck Off Karen"
π 5 VIEWS
Fuck off wanker
"Fuck off wanker"
π 6 VIEWS
Fuck you bastard
"Fuck wena bastard"
π 4 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"Fuck wena bitch"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck you bitch
"Fuck wena bitch"
π 10 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"Fuck wena cunt"
π 8 VIEWS
fuck you cunt
"Fuck wena cunt"
π 8 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"Fuck Your Asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your asshole
"Fuck Your Asshole"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck Your Mother"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom
"Fuck Your Mother"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom's Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
fuck your mom's asshole
"Fuck Your Mom's Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Fuck Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
fucking animal
"Fuck Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
fucking idiot
"Fuck idiot"
π 4 VIEWS
fucking tease
"Fuck Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
fucktwat
"fucktwat"
π 4 VIEWS
fuckwitFur Bunny
"FuckwitFur Bunny"
π 5 VIEWS
Get fucked
"Yiba fucked"
π 4 VIEWS
get lost
"Lahleka"
π 5 VIEWS
go finger yourself
"Yiya kumnwe ngokwakho"
π 5 VIEWS
go lick a duck
"Yiya kukhotha idada"
π 4 VIEWS
Go masturbate your dog
"Yiya kwi-masturbate yenja yakho"
π 6 VIEWS
gobble the helmet spit
"Gobble the Helmet Spit"
π 4 VIEWS
grab her by the pussy
"Bambe i-pussy"
π 6 VIEWS
Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog.
"Thatha iinwele zam kwaye undibambe njengenja."
π 2 VIEWS
hard dick
"I-dick enzima"
π 4 VIEWS
hard oral sex
"Ukwabelana ngesondo ngomlomo onzima"
π 4 VIEWS
Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills?
"Ngaba umntu wakha wakuncoma ngezakhono zakho ze-blowjob?"
π 0 VIEWS
he likes dick
"Uyamthanda uDick"
π 6 VIEWS
Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again.
"Uncedo! Ndifumene ipenisi yam ebanjwe kwi-zipper yam kwakhona."
π 2 VIEWS
her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar
"I-pussy yakhe ineenwele njenge-80's pornstar"
π 5 VIEWS
her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket
"I-pussy yakhe imanzi njengepokotho ye-otters"
π 5 VIEWS
Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
"Ndim lo! Yeyiphi eminye iminqweno yakho emibini?"
π 4 VIEWS
heterosexual
"I-heterosexual"
π 5 VIEWS
Hide Yourself
"Zifihle"
π 5 VIEWS
his dick looks like a prisoners leg
"I-dick yakhe ifana nomlenze wamabanjwa"
π 5 VIEWS
Holy shit, Iβm cumming.
"Holy shit, I'm cumming."
π 3 VIEWS
how the fuck
"Indlela i-fuck"
π 7 VIEWS
hurt me
"Wandilimaza"
π 4 VIEWS
I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
"Enyanisweni, ndithengise i-vacuum cleaner. Ekuphela kwento ayeyenza yayikukuqokelela uthuli."
π 3 VIEWS
I always say βMorningβ instead of βGood morningββif it were a good morning, Iβd be sleeping and not talking to people.
"Ndihlala ndithi "Ekuseni" endaweni yokuba "Molo kusasa"βukuba ibikusasa okuhle, bendiya kulala ndingathethi nabantu."
π 2 VIEWS
I am looking for a hooker with a penis
"Ndifuna i-hooker ene-penis"
π 4 VIEWS
I canβt believe I met you.
"Andikholelwa ukuba ndadibana nawe."
π 2 VIEWS
I canβt believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking.
"Andikholelwa ukuba sigqibe kwelokuba siye evenkileni xa sinokuba sekhaya fucking."
π 2 VIEWS
I canβt concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick.
"Andikwazi ukugxila emsebenzini. Ekuphela kwento endinokucinga ngayo kukuncanca i-dick yakho."
π 1 VIEWS
I canβt wait to get you home.
"Andikwazi ukulinda ukuba ndibuyele ekhaya lakho."
π 0 VIEWS
I donβt need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ndibe neenwele ezintsha. Rhoqo ekuseni ndinika iinwele ezintsha."
π 2 VIEWS
I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you werenβt here.
"Ndiphuphe ngawe izolo, kwaye bekumnandi, kodwa ndivukile, kwaye awukho apha."
π 0 VIEWS
I feel tiny in your arms.
"Ndiziva ndincinci ezandleni zakho."
π 1 VIEWS
I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine.
"Ekugqibeleni ndafumana umatshini kwindawo yokuzivocavoca endiyithandayo - umatshini wokuthengisa."
π 4 VIEWS
i hate looking at you
"Ndiyakucaphukela ukukujonga"
π 5 VIEWS
I have the body of a godβunfortunately the god of small, depressing villages.
"Ndinomzimba wothixoβngelishwa uthixo weelali ezincinci, ezidandathekileyo."
π 7 VIEWS
i hope you die
"Ndiyathemba ukuba uyafa"
π 5 VIEWS
I hope you outlive your children
"Ndiyathemba ukuba uya kuphulukana nabantwana bakho"
π 6 VIEWS
i hope you rot in hell
"Ndiyathemba ukuba uya kutshatyalaliswa esihogweni"
π 8 VIEWS
i just took a massive shit
"Ndithathe nje i-shit enkulu"
π 5 VIEWS
I just wanna be your sex slut.
"Ndifuna nje ukuba yi-slut yakho yesini."
π 3 VIEWS
I just want to rip your clothes off right now.
"Ndifuna nje ukukrazula iimpahla zakho ngoku."
π 1 VIEWS
I just want you to know Iβm dripping wet.
"Ndifuna nje ukuba uqaphele ukuba ndiyaphuma."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep fantasizing about what Iβm going to do to you later.
"Ndihlala ndicinga ngento endiza kuyenza kuwe kamva."
π 0 VIEWS
I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight.
"Ndihlala ndicinga ngokushiya isikolo / umsebenzi wam kwaye ndize kukubona ngokuhlwanje."
π 0 VIEWS
I like big butts
"Ndiyayithanda i-Big Boots"
π 3 VIEWS
I love being your fuck slut
"Ndiyakuthanda ukuba yi-fuck yakho slut"
π 2 VIEWS
I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me.
"Ndiyakuthanda ukuphulula i-masturbating ngelixa ndithetha nawe, kodwa into endiyifunayo ngokwenene nguwe, apha, fucking kum."
π 0 VIEWS
I love you.
"Ndiyakuthanda."
π 4 VIEWS
I love your body
"Ndiyawuthanda umzimba wakho"
π 1 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Ndenze uluhlu olukhulu lwezinto oza kuzenza namhlanje. Ndifuna nje ukufumanisa ukuba ngubani oza kuyenza."
π 6 VIEWS
I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out whoβs going to do it.
"Ndenze uluhlu olukhulu lwezinto oza kuzenza namhlanje. Ndifuna nje ukufumanisa ukuba ngubani oza kuyenza."
π 6 VIEWS
I need you so bad right now.
"I need you so bad now."
π 0 VIEWS
I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass.
"Ndifuna ukuba uhambe phambi kwam ukuze ndibone iesile lakho."
π 0 VIEWS
I need your cock!
"I Need Your Sweatshirt!"
π 2 VIEWS
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure.
"Andisoze ndenze impazamo efanayo kabini. Ndiyenza izihlandlo ezintandathu okanye ezisixhenxe, ukuze ndiqiniseke."
π 6 VIEWS
I think i crapped my pants
"Ndicinga ukuba ndikhuphe ibhulukhwe yam"
π 4 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your dick.
"Ndicinga ukuba ndiyayithanda i-dick yakho."
π 3 VIEWS
I think Iβm in love with your pussy.
"Ndicinga ukuba ndiyayithanda i-pussy yakho."
π 3 VIEWS
I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has oneβI didnβt realize unemployment could be smug.
"Ndaxelela umphathi wam ukuba aphile ubomi obumnandi. Uthe sele enayoβandizange ndiqaphele ukuba intswela-ngqesho inokuba yi-smug."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ndifuna ukuva ukuba udubula umthwalo wakho emlonyeni wam."
π 3 VIEWS
I want to feel your cum all over my face.
"Ndifuna ukuva i-cum yakho ebusweni bam bonke."
π 2 VIEWS
I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy
"Ndifuna ukukubamba njengenja kwaye cum ngaphakathi kwe-pussy yakho"
π 5 VIEWS
i want to fuck you like an animal
"Ndifuna ukukubamba njengesilwanyana"
π 3 VIEWS
I want to taste myself on your cock.
"Ndifuna ukungcamla ngokwam kwi-cock yakho."
π 4 VIEWS
I want you so bad.
"Ndifuna wena kakubi kakhulu."
π 1 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load in my mouth.
"Ndifuna ukuba ubeke umthwalo wakho emlonyeni wam."
π 4 VIEWS
I want you to shoot your load on my tits
"Ndifuna ukuba ukhuphe umthwalo wakho kwi-tits yam"
π 6 VIEWS
I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down.
"Ndiza kukunika isiselo, kodwa imilinganiselo yakho sele inamanzi."
π 6 VIEWS
I was thinking about you today.
"Ndicinga ngawe namhlanje."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you.
"Ndinqwenela ukuba ndingayifaka i-dick yakho, ngoko ndinento yokundikhumbuza ngawe."
π 0 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Ndinqwenela ukuba sekhaya, ukuze ndikwenzele izinto ezimbi kakhulu."
π 1 VIEWS
I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"Ndinqwenela ukuba sekhaya, ukuze ndikwenzele izinto ezimbi kakhulu."
π 1 VIEWS
I wonβt say youβre clingyβletβs just say youβve got more hold than cheap superglue.
"Andizukuthi uyanamathelaβmasithi ubambelele ngakumbi kune-superglue engabizi."
π 5 VIEWS
I wore this skirt just for you.
"Ndinxibe le ngubo kuwe."
π 0 VIEWS
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"I'll hit the shit out of you"
π 4 VIEWS
i'm sorry my love
"Ndiyaxolisa uthando lwam"
π 5 VIEWS
I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know
"Ndinemizuzu yokuphumla ndixelele yonke into oyaziyo"
π 5 VIEWS
Iβd tell you to go to Hell, but Iβm afraid youβd be promoted to manager.
"Ndiza kukuxelela ukuba uye esihogweni, kodwa ndiyoyika ukuba uya kunyuselwa kumphathi."
π 7 VIEWS
Iβm about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service
"Ndiziva ndikhululekile njengehenyukazi kwi-8 am inkonzo yecawa"
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm about to explode.
"Ndiza kuqhuma."
π 2 VIEWS
Iβm blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much.
"Ndithetha nje oku, kodwa ndiyayikhumbula kakhulu i-dick yakho."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm dripping wet.
"I'm dripping wet."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm glad I donβt have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live.
"Ndiyavuya ukuba akufuneki ndizingele ukutya kwam. Andazi ukuba zihlala phi iisandwich."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight.
"Ndiza kukunika i-blowjob emanzi ngokuhlwanje."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you.
"Ndiza kukuphazamisa de ndifumane onke amathontsi okugqibela kuwe."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Andingovila. Ndikhuthazwa kakhulu ukuba ndenze nto."
π 5 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing.
"Andingovila. Ndikhuthazwa kakhulu ukuba ndenze nto."
π 0 VIEWS
Iβm not lazy. Iβm just very relaxed.
"Andingovila. Ndikhululekile nje."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
"Anditsho ukuba ndiyacaphukisa ngokugqithiseleyo. Kodwa kukho amaxesha amnandi kunye namaxesha amabi okundinika i-chainsaw."
π 3 VIEWS
Iβm not saying Iβm ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home.
"Anditsho ukuba ndingumntu ombi, kodwa ukucinga kwam kwacela ukukhapha ekhaya."
π 4 VIEWS
Iβm not weird. Iβm limited edition.
"Andinguye ongaqhelekanga. Ndingumshicileli olinganiselweyo."
π 4 VIEWS
If karma doesnβt hit you, I will
"Ukuba i-karma ayiyi kukubetha, ndiya kukubetha"
π 5 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislikeβvitamin C with attitude.
"Ukuba ubomi bukunika iilamuni, ziphose kubantu ongabathandiyoβivithamin C ngesimo sengqondo."
π 7 VIEWS
If money doesnβt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"Ukuba imali ayikhuli emithini, kutheni iibhanki zinamasebe?"
π 6 VIEWS
If the world didnβt suck, weβd all fall off of it!
"Ukuba ihlabathi alizange liphumelele, sonke siya kuphazamiseka!"
π 6 VIEWS
If we werenβt at your friendβs house, Iβd be on my knees with you in my mouth.
"Ukuba bekungekho endlwini yomhlobo wakho, ngendiguqa ngamadolo kunye nawe emlonyeni wam."
π 2 VIEWS
If you donβt have haters, youβre probably not on the GPS of anyoneβs drama.
"Ukuba awunayo i-haters, mhlawumbi awukho kwi-GPS yedrama yomntu."
π 2 VIEWS
If you donβt stop looking at me like that, weβre going to have to go somewhere private.
"Ukuba awuyeki ukundijonga ngolu hlobo, kuya kufuneka siye kwindawo yabucala."
π 1 VIEWS
Itβs OK if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste.
"Kulungile ukuba awundithandi. Akuyena wonke umntu onencasa elungileyo."
π 2 VIEWS
Itβs so hot when you grab me in public.
"Kushushu kakhulu xa undibamba esidlangalaleni."
π 0 VIEWS
Just like that.
"Kanjalo nje."
π 4 VIEWS
kiss my ass
"Kiss Me Sweatshirt"
π 5 VIEWS
kiss my black ass
"Kiss My Black Sweatshirt"
π 4 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I canβt stop thinking about it.
"Izolo ebusuku bekungakholeleki. Andikwazi ukuyeka ukucinga ngayo."
π 0 VIEWS
lesbian
"I-Lesbian"
π 5 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping.
"Masihambe silahlekelwe, siya kuthenga."
π 1 VIEWS
Letβs spend the entire weekend together completely naked!
"Masichithe impelaveki yonke kunye ngokupheleleyo ze!"
π 3 VIEWS
lick spittle
"Lick Spittle"
π 5 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up.
"Lala phantsi uze uthule."
π 0 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and Iβm a fork.
"Ubomi buyisitya sesuphu, kwaye ndiyifolokhwe."
π 3 VIEWS
look at this nigga
"Look Into This Nigga"
π 4 VIEWS
make me a sandwich
"Ndenzele i-sandwich"
π 4 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby.
"Ndenze cum, mntwana."
π 3 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"Ndingacela uxolo? Ingqondo yam igcwele."
π 3 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good.
"Mmmmmm, umnandi kakhulu."
π 1 VIEWS
My brain says βcrunchesβ but my stomach says βcupcakes.β
"Ingqondo yam ithi "i-crunches" kodwa isisu sam sithi "i-cupcakes.""
π 4 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date.
"Ubomi bam bokuthandana bufana ne-beta yesoftware: iibugs ezininzi, uhlaziyo olungapheliyo, akukho mhla wokuqalisa."
π 2 VIEWS
My family redefines βdysfunctionalββweβre a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions.
"Usapho lwam luchaza ngokutsha 'ukungasebenzi'βsingumboniso wexesha elilinganiselweyo kwizigqibo ezingalunganga."
π 4 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"Intombi yam yokugqibela ayizange yenze le nto kum"
π 6 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick.
"Iibhulukhwe zam zihlanjululwe. Khawuleza uye ekhaya."
π 0 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I donβt have an iPad.
"Ulwalamano lwam lufana ne-iPad. Andinayo i-iPad."
π 4 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
"Isikhwama sam sifana netswele. Ngalo lonke ixesha ndiyivula, iyandikhala."
π 6 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
"Uloyiko njengekati yomsila omde kwigumbi eligcwele izitulo ezigungqisayo"
π 6 VIEWS
nigga please
"Nigga Nceda"
π 5 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
"Ewe, ndithetha ngokwam. Ngamanye amaxesha ndifuna iingcebiso zeengcali."
π 3 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck
"Ngaphandle kwelo cala jikelele kulapho ndifuna ukuba fuck khona"
π 4 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt
"Hey"
π 5 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god!
"Owu Thixo wam!"
π 3 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back
"Xa uhamba emnyama, awusoze ubuyele umva"
π 5 VIEWS
one coffee please
"Ikofu enye nceda"
π 4 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.
"Abantu abalungelelanisiweyo ngabo bavila kakhulu ukuba bafumane izinto zabo."
π 3 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactusβspiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous.
"Umthi wethu wosapho ungaphezulu kwe-cactusβi-spiky, i-low-maintenance, kwaye ngamanye amaxesha inetyhefu."
π 5 VIEWS
Paint my face.
"Yipeyinta ubuso bam."
π 2 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain
"Dweba iindonga kunye nengqondo yakho"
π 6 VIEWS
Penis
"Ipenisi"
π 4 VIEWS
please ask my testacles
"Nceda ubuze i-testacles yam"
π 7 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEEβ¦ β Say it like you are almost begging him.
"Nceda, nceda, nceda, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE ... β Yitsho ngokungathi uphantse umbongoze."
π 2 VIEWS
Pound me harder!
"Ndibetha ngamandla!"
π 4 VIEWS
saggy tits
"I-Saggy Tits"
π 4 VIEWS
scumbag
"I-Scumbag"
π 4 VIEWS
semen
"Isidoda"
π 5 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here.
"Akayi napha."
π 1 VIEWS
shit gibbon
"Shit Gibbon"
π 6 VIEWS
show your tits
"Bonisa ii-tits zakho"
π 4 VIEWS
show your tits!
"Bonisa ii-tits zakho!"
π 3 VIEWS
shut the fuck up
"Thula uthi tuu"
π 6 VIEWS
shut the hell up
"Shut the Hell Up"
π 4 VIEWS
shut up
"Thula"
π 6 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth
"Vala umlomo wakho"
π 3 VIEWS
Somebody said today that Iβm lazy. I nearly answered him.
"Umntu othile uthe namhlanje ndilivila. Ndaphantse ndamphendula."
π 3 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole.
"Suck my dick asshole."
π 5 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun
"Suck start a shotgun"
π 6 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
"Sweating Like a Gypsy With Mortgage"
π 6 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up.
"Khulula iimpahla zakho. Lala phantsi. Thula."
π 3 VIEWS
That feels so good.
"Oko kuvakala kulungile."
π 1 VIEWS
thick as pig shit
"Thick Like Pig Shit"
π 4 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass
"Gentle Like A Duck Ass"
π 4 VIEWS
tits
"I-tits"
π 5 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you.
"Ngobu busuku yonke into imalunga nawe."
π 1 VIEWS
turd
"I-turd"
π 4 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
"Luncedo njengendoda enomlenze omnye kukhuphiswano lokukhaba iesile"
π 5 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!
"Ewe, kulungile, jonga ukuba ikati idonsa ntoni!"
π 2 VIEWS
wet pussy
"I-pussy emanzi"
π 4 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner?
"Yintoni oyifunayo kwisidlo sakusihlwa?"
π 6 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight?
"Yintoni ekufuneka ndiyinxibe ebhedini ngokuhlwanje?"
π 0 VIEWS
what the devil
"Yintoni uMtyholi"
π 3 VIEWS
what the fuck dude
"Yintoni i-fuck dude"
π 5 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'?
"Yintoni ukupheka, ukubukeka okuhle?"
π 3 VIEWS
Whatever youβre doing, always give 100%. Unless youβre donating blood.
"Nantoni na oyenzayo, soloko unike i-100%. Ngaphandle kokuba unikele ngegazi."
π 3 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Xa abantu besithi kum, "Uya kuzisola kusasa," ndilala kude kube semini kuba ndingumsombululi weengxaki."
π 5 VIEWS
When people tell me, βYouβre going to regret that in the morning,β I sleep until noon because Iβm a problem solver.
"Xa abantu besithi kum, "Uya kuzisola kusasa," ndilala kude kube semini kuba ndingumsombululi weengxaki."
π 0 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom?
"Iphi igumbi lokuhlambela?"
π 4 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around?
"Kutheni ndihlala ndikhathazekile xa kukho abanye abantu?"
π 1 VIEWS
Why arenβt you here right now? Iβm so fucking horny.
"Kutheni ungekho apha ngoku? I'm so fucking horny."
π 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!
"Kutheni le nto ukhathazekile xa unako ukungcangcazela i-booty yakho?!"
π 2 VIEWS
Why canβt we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day?
"Kutheni singakwazi ukuyeka imisebenzi yethu, sihlale kunye, kwaye sihlale yonke imihla, yonke imihla?"
π 0 VIEWS
you are completely right
"Unyanisile ngokupheleleyo"
π 4 VIEWS
you are so fat
"Wena utyebile kakhulu"
π 5 VIEWS
you are so fine
"Ulungile kakhulu"
π 4 VIEWS
you are so ugly
"Wena ungcobo kangaka"
π 4 VIEWS
you are such a baddie
"Wena ungumntu okhohlakeleyo"
π 4 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"Wonke umntu uvuya kakhulu xa uphuma kwigumbi."
π 3 VIEWS
You know Iβm not wearing panties?
"Ngaba uyazi ukuba andinxibi i-panties?"
π 1 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages.
"Uyazi ukuba bathini: i-dynamite iza kwiiphakheji ezincinci."
π 2 VIEWS
You like that, baby?
"Uyayithanda loo nto, mntwana?"
π 1 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt.
"Ujongeka uhle ngokwenene xa unxibe loo hempe."
π 0 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby.
"Undenza ndizive ndimangalisa, mntwana."
π 3 VIEWS
you're a baddi
"Wena uyi-baddi"
π 5 VIEWS
you're a baddie
"Wena ungumntu okhohlakeleyo"
π 4 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off
"You're a Gentleman, Fuck Away"
π 4 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns
"Wena fucking le bhokhwe, ndilapha nje ukubamba iimpondo"
π 5 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy
"Uphakamileyo kune-pussy yendlulamthi"
π 5 VIEWS
Youβre going to make me pass out with pleasure.
"Uya kundivumela ukuba ndiphume ngovuyo."
π 3 VIEWS
Youβre proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation.
"Ubungqina bakho bokuziphendukela kwemvelo bunokubuyela umva ngenkuthazo efanelekileyo."
π 5 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass
"Ubuso bakho bukhangeleka njenge-ass"
π 6 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night
"Ubuntu bakho bufana ne-decaf: ukuphoxeka kodwa kunokonakalisa ubusuku bam"
π 4 VIEWS
