LEARN CANTONESE PHRASES
A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
"鑽石只不過係一坨煤喺壓力下表現良好"
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough!
"每日一個蘋果可以令醫生遠離--如果你掟得夠勁嘅話!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense.
"喺當日第一杯咖啡之前做嘅嘢都可以被歸類為自衛。"
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are you on your period?
"你來月經嗎?"
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Are you ready to apologize?
"你準備好道歉未?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it
"就好似拉屎同踩入去咁"
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baddie
"壞仔"
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bald cunt
"光屄"
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balls slapping against her chin
"蛋蛋拍打著她的下巴"
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beating the meat
"打肉"
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Beg me.
"求吓我啦"
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Bent dick
"攣屌"
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Bent Richard
"彎理查德"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon
"雷鳴颱風中數以十億計嘅膽汁藍色起泡藤壺"
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blow me
"吹我"
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blow my load
"吹我啲嘢"
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blow my load on your face
"將我嘅擔子吹到你臉上"
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boobs
"波"
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booger suger
"鼻屎爛"
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bopping the bologna
"博洛尼亞河"
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bouncing bozos
"彈跳波佐斯"
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breeder
"飼養員"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight
"打屎仗打屁"
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bull shit
"屎屎"
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but first anal...
"但首先是肛門..."
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butt pirate
"屎海盜"
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butter face
"牛油面"
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calm down and shut up
"收聲"
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can i fuck you from behind
"我可唔可以喺後面操你"
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Can I give you a blow job, master?
"我可唔可以幫你口交呀,師父?"
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Can i suck your boobs
"我可唔可以吸你個波"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long.
"你聽唔聽? 呢個係我枕頭嘅呼喚,如果我等得太耐,我就會變得好刻薄。"
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can you help me with something in the bedroom?
"你可唔可以幫我喺臥室做啲嘢?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker?
"你可唔可以話我知邊度可以搵?"
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carpet muncher
"地毯咀嚼"
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chimney sweeper
"掃煙囪"
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Choking the chicken
"鯁雞"
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chutney ferret
"酸辣雪貂"
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Cock eyed Cunt
"雞眼屄"
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cock waffle
"雞仔"
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cockeye
"雞眼"
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Cocklump
"雞疙瘩"
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Cockscum
"雞屎"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
"仲凍過冰山陰涼嘅鋼製廁所"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra
"冷過著著黃銅胸圍嘅女巫奶子"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes.
"恭喜你:你已經達到咗以前只限於星座運勢嘅錯誤程度。"
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coral stomper
"珊瑚跺腳者"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment.
"你可唔可以指我去洗手间啊? 我約咗大便。"
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Creampie
"中出"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead
"白痴屌絲混蛋"
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cum
"點樣"
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cum dumpster
"暨垃圾箱"
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cun
"倛"
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cunt
"屄"
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cunt face
"屄面"
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cunt lapper
"屄包"
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curry muncher
"咖喱芒徹"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER!
"更深,更深,更深!"
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Derby County Fan
"打比郡球迷"
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dick face
"屌臉"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt
"屌雜耍雷屄"
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Dickhead
"屌頭"
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did you just wake up?
"你啱啱瞓醒咩?"
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die in a fire
"遇火身亡"
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dildo munching gutter slut
"假陽具咀嚼陰溝蕩婦"
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dipshit
"屎屎"
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Dirty Wanker
"邋遢佬"
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dirty whore
"傱娑婆"
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Do you have any drugs?
"你有冇藥呀?"
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do you like dick?
"你鍾唔鍾意雞雞?"
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do you want to fuck?
"你想操嗎?"
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Do you want to try anal with me?
"你想同我一齊做嗎?"
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Don't be a dick
"唔好屌"
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Don't Talk Shit to me
"唔好同我講屎"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny.
"我哋喺度嘅時候,唔好咁望住我; 真係令我好飢渴。"
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Don’t stop.
"唔好停手。"
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
"你唔好話我,月球上有腳印嘅時候,天空就係極限。"
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Donald Trump fucks children
"唐納德·特朗普同細路仔做愛"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile
"唐納德·特朗普(Donald Trump)係一個孌童癖者"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever
"唐納德·特朗普係有史以來最差嘅總統"
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Doublelift
"雙升"
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douche nozzle
"沖洗嘴"
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douchebag
"混蛋"
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dumb bitch
"賤人"
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dumb cunt
"屄"
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dumpster cunt
"垃圾箱屄"
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dyke
"堤壩"
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eat a penis
"食陽雞"
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eat my butthole
"食我屎窿"
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eat my butthole and die
"食我屎窿死"
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eat my pussy like you want it
"隨心所欲地吃我嘅陰戶"
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faggot
"鬼佬"
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fat bitch
"肥賤人"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me.
"首先,你要跪低。 咁你就去嚐嚐我嘅滋味。"
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flamer
"火焰噴射器"
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flamer
"火焰噴射器"
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fruit cake
"生果餅"
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Fuck Donald Trump
"操唐納德·特朗普"
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fuck it
"操佢"
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Fuck Maritza
"操Maritza"
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fuck me
"操我"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw
"用電鋸輕輕地操我"
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fuck me hard
"用力操我"
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fuck me hard
"用力操我"
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Fuck me hard.
"用力操我。"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me
"我好難。 傷痛中"
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fuck me harder
"再用力啲操我"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy.
"操我屁股,你媽的陰戶。"
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Fuck me like a porn star
"好似色情女星咁操我"
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fuck me like an animal
"好似畜生咁操我"
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Fuck me, fuck me!
"操我,操我!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!!
"操我嘅陰部!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen
"滾咗Karen"
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Fuck off wanker
"滾蛋"
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Fuck you bastard
"操你個打靶佬"
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fuck you bitch
"操你個賤人"
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fuck you bitch
"操你個賤人"
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fuck you cunt
"操你個屄"
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fuck you cunt
"操你個屄"
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fuck your asshole
"操你屎眼"
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fuck your asshole
"操你屎眼"
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fuck your mom
"操你媽咪"
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fuck your mom
"操你媽咪"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"操你媽咪嘅屁眼"
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fuck your mom's asshole
"操你媽咪嘅屁眼"
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fucking animal
"畜生"
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fucking animal
"畜生"
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fucking idiot
"蠢材"
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fucking tease
"他媽的惹人"
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fucktwat
"屎屎"
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fuckwitFur Bunny
"毛兔"
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Get fucked
"畀人操"
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get lost
"蕩失路"
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Give me a kiss
"錫我一啖"
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go finger yourself
"用手指自己去"
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go lick a duck
"去舔鴨"
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Go masturbate your dog
"幫你隻狗"
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gobble the helmet spit
"狼吞頭盔唾沫"
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grab her by the pussy
"抓住她的陰戶"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog.
"抓住我的頭髮,像隻狗一樣操我。"
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hard dick
"硬屌"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills?
"有冇試過有人稱讚你口交技巧?"
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he likes dick
"佢鍾意屌"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again.
"幫助! 我的又被拉鍊夾住了。"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar
"佢嘅陰部毛茸茸,好似80年代嘅色情女星咁"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket
"佢嘅陰部濕得好似水獺袋咁"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes?
"我來了! 你仲有咩願望?"
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heterosexual
"異性戀"
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Hide Yourself
"匿埋自己"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg
"佢嘅雞雞睇嚟好似囚犯腿咁"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming.
"天哪,我高潮了。"
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how the fuck
"他媽的怎麼回事"
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hurt me
"整親我"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.
"其實我賣咗部吸塵機。 佢只係積滿灰塵。"
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people.
"我成日都講“早晨”而唔係“早晨”--如果係早晨,我就會瞓覺,唔同人講嘢。"
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis
"我要搵一個有嘅"
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I can’t believe I met you.
"我真係唔相信我遇到你。"
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking.
"我真係唔相信我哋決定喺屋企做愛嘅時候去買嘢。"
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick.
"我唔可以專心做嘢。 我淨係諗住吸你嘅雞雞。"
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I can’t wait to get you home.
"我都等唔切要送你返屋企啦。"
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I don't give a fuck
"我唔理佢"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
"我唔需要新嘅髮型師。 我嘅枕頭每日朝早都會幫我剪一個新髮型。"
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here.
"我尋晚夢見你,真係好正,但係我醒咗,你唔喺度。"
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I feel tiny in your arms.
"我喺你懷裡覺得自己好細小。"
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine.
"我終於喺健身房搵到一部我鍾意嘅機器:自動售賣機。"
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I fucked your mom last night
"我琴晚操咗你媽咪"
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i hate looking at you
"我好憎望住你"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages.
"我有神嘅身體--不幸嘅係,佢係一個小而沮喪嘅村莊嘅神。"
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i hope you die
"我希望你死"
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I hope you outlive your children
"我希望你比你哋嘅仔女長命"
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i hope you rot in hell
"我希望你喺地獄腐爛"
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i just took a massive shit
"我啱啱食咗好多屎"
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I just wanna be your sex slut.
"我只係想做你嘅性蕩婦。"
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I just want to make you happy.
"我淨係想令你開心啫"
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now.
"我而家就想扯爛你件衫"
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet.
"我只係想話畀你知,我濕透咗。"
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later.
"我成日幻想我以後要點樣對你"
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight.
"我成日都諗住輟學或者我嘅工作,今晚嚟見你。"
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I like big butts
"我鍾意大屁股"
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I love being your fuck slut
"我鍾意做你嘅蕩婦"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me.
"我鍾意同你傾偈邊自慰,但我真正需要嘅係你,喺度,操我。"
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I love you
"我愛你"
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I love you.
"我愛你."
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I love your body
"我愛你嘅身體"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it.
"我今日做咗好多嘢。 我只需要搞清楚邊個會做呢件事。"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it.
"我今日做咗好多嘢。 我只需要搞清楚邊個會做呢件事。"
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I need you so bad right now.
"我依家好需要你。"
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass.
"我需要你行到我前面,等我睇到你啲屁股。"
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I need your cock!
"我需要你嘅雞雞!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure.
"我從來唔會犯同樣嘅錯兩次。 我做咗六七次,為咗確定起見。"
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I think i crapped my pants
"我諗我條褲蹣跚咗"
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I think I’m in love with your dick.
"我想我愛上了你的雞巴。"
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I think I’m in love with your pussy.
"我想我愛上了你的陰戶。"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug.
"我同我老闆講,要過得好好。 佢話佢已經有咗--我無諗過失業會係咁自鳴得意。"
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth.
"我想感受你射入我口中嘅。"
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I want to feel your cum all over my face.
"我想感受你嘅精液灑滿我嘅臉。"
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy
"我想像狗一樣操你,射在你的陰戶裡"
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i want to fuck you like an animal
"我想像動物一樣操你"
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch.
"我想聽你講我個名,賤人講。"
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I want to taste myself on your cock.
"我想嚐嚐你雞巴上嘅味道。"
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I want to watch you masturbate
"我想睇你"
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I want you so bad.
"我好想要你。"
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth.
"我要你射入我個口度。"
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits
"我要你射喺我嘅乳房上"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down.
"我本來請你飲嘅,但係你嘅標準已經淡化咗。"
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I was thinking about you today.
"我今日諗緊你"
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you.
"我真係希望我可以複製你嘅雞雞,所以我有啲嘢可以令我想起你。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"我真係希望我哋喺屋企,咁我就可以對你做啲壞事。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you.
"我真係希望我哋喺屋企,咁我就可以對你做啲壞事。"
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue.
"我唔會話你粘人--我只係話你比廉價強力膠更有力。"
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I wore this skirt just for you.
"我著呢條裙只為咗畀你"
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
"我要打死你"
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i'm sorry my love
"對唔住,我嘅愛人"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know
"我有一分鐘空閒時間話我知你知嘅嘢"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager.
"我叫你下地獄,我驚你升到經理"
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service
"我就好似一個妓女喺朝早8點嘅教堂禮拜咁舒服"
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I’m about to explode.
"我就要爆炸了。"
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much.
"講到呢句話我都臉紅咗,不過我好掛住你嘅雞雞。"
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I’m dripping wet.
"我濕透咗。"
📈 23 VIEWS
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live.
"我好開心我唔使自己搵嘢食。 我唔知三文治係邊度。"
📈 21 VIEWS
I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight.
"我今晚要比你最濕嘅口交。"
📈 20 VIEWS
I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you.
"我要你,直到我吸完你身上的最後一滴。"
📈 22 VIEWS
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
"我唔懶。 我只係好有動力唔做任何事。"
📈 24 VIEWS
I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed.
"我唔懶。 我只係好輕鬆。"
📈 24 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw.
"我唔係話我反應過度。 但係有好嘅時候,亦有壞嘅時候,我要遞把電鋸畀我。"
📈 24 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home.
"我唔係話我醜,但係我嘅倒影要求護送我返屋企。"
📈 22 VIEWS
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.
"我唔係好奇怪。 我係限量版。"
📈 27 VIEWS
I’ve been very bold and need to be punished.
"我好大膽,要懲罰。"
📈 16 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before.
"我從來未被人咁操過。"
📈 21 VIEWS
If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else?
"如果我提出著住內衣同高跟鞋畀你煮嘢食,你會點講? 或者你寧願我著其他衫?"
📈 16 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will
"如果業力唔擊中你,我會"
📈 24 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude.
"如果生活畀你檸檬,就將檸檬扔俾你唔鍾意嘅人--有態度嘅維他命C。"
📈 24 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
"如果錢唔係長喺樹上,點解銀行仲有分行?"
📈 24 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it!
"如果呢個世界唔爛,我哋都會跌落嚟!"
📈 20 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth.
"如果我哋唔係喺你朋友屋企,我就會跪低喺度含住你。"
📈 20 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama.
"如果你冇仇恨者,你大概唔會喺任何人嘅戲劇嘅GPS上。"
📈 23 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private.
"如果你再唔再咁望住我,我哋就得去一個私人嘅地方。"
📈 21 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
"你唔鍾意我唔緊要 唔係個個都有品味。"
📈 22 VIEWS
It’s so hot when you grab me in public.
"你喺公共場合拉住我,真係好熱。"
📈 18 VIEWS
Just like that.
"就係咁"
📈 27 VIEWS
kiss my ass
"錫我屁股"
📈 23 VIEWS
kiss my black ass
"錫我黑屁股"
📈 20 VIEWS
Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it.
"尋晚真係好精彩。 我無法停止諗呢件事。"
📈 20 VIEWS
lesbian
"女同"
📈 20 VIEWS
Let's go loser, we're going shopping.
"我哋去買嘢啦"
📈 21 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked!
"我哋一齊赤身裸體一齊度過成個週末!"
📈 20 VIEWS
lick spittle
"啖唾沫"
📈 23 VIEWS
Lie down and shut up.
"趴低收聲"
📈 22 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork.
"人生係一碗湯,我係隻叉。"
📈 24 VIEWS
look at this nigga
"睇吓呢個黑鬼"
📈 21 VIEWS
make me a sandwich
"整三文治畀我"
📈 25 VIEWS
Make me cum, baby.
"讓我射精吧,寶貝。"
📈 20 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full.
"请原谅一下吗? 我個腦好充實。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good.
"嗯,你真好食。"
📈 20 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.”
"我個腦會講“仰臥起坐”,但我嘅胃會講“杯子蛋糕”。"
📈 24 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date.
"我嘅約會生活就好似一個軟件測試版:好多bug,無止盡嘅更新,無發布日期。"
📈 22 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions.
"我屋企重新定義咗功能失調--我哋只係一個限時展示錯誤決定嘅展覽。"
📈 21 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me
"我上一個女朋友無咁樣對我"
📈 22 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick.
"我條底褲濕透咗。 快啲翻屋企"
📈 21 VIEWS
My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad.
"我嘅關係就好似iPad咁。 我冇iPad。"
📈 23 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry.
"我個銀包好似個洋蔥咁 每次打開,都令我熱淚盈眶。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
"緊張得好似一隻長尾貓喺一屋搖椅入面"
📈 23 VIEWS
nigga
"黑鬼"
📈 15 VIEWS
nigga please
"黑鬼拜託"
📈 24 VIEWS
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
"我當然會自言自語。 有時我需要專家嘅意見。"
📈 25 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck
"朝呢個方向走,就係我要你做愛嘅地方"
📈 22 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt
"天啊,Becky,睇下佢啲屁股"
📈 21 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god!
"天哪!"
📈 22 VIEWS
On your knees, bitch.
"跪低,賤人。"
📈 19 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back
"一旦你變黑,你就永遠都唔會再去"
📈 22 VIEWS
one coffee please
"一杯咖啡"
📈 26 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things.
"有條理嘅人就係懶得搵到佢哋嘅嘢。"
📈 25 VIEWS
Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous.
"我哋嘅家譜就好似仙人掌咁尖,好易打理,有時有毒。"
📈 24 VIEWS
Paint my face.
"搽我個面"
📈 20 VIEWS
Paint the walls with your brain
"用你嘅大腦粉刷牆壁"
📈 24 VIEWS
panty dropper
"底褲滴管"
📈 14 VIEWS
Please
"拜託"
📈 20 VIEWS
please ask my testacles
"唔該問下我嘅睪丸"
📈 23 VIEWS
Please fuck me, daddy.
"唔該操我啦,爹地。"
📈 14 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him.
"Please, Please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... – 講得好似你幾乎喺求佢咁。"
📈 21 VIEWS
Pleasing you is my only purpose in life.
"取悅你係我人生唯一嘅目的。"
📈 19 VIEWS
Pound me harder!
"再捶我!"
📈 24 VIEWS
saggy tits
"巂嫲"
📈 21 VIEWS
scumbag
"渣男"
📈 23 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here.
"佢甚至唔去呢度。"
📈 21 VIEWS
shit gibbon
"屎長臂猿"
📈 44 VIEWS
show your tits
"露乳"
📈 22 VIEWS
show your tits!
"展示你嘅奶!"
📈 19 VIEWS
shut the fuck up
"收聲"
📈 24 VIEWS
shut the hell up
"收聲"
📈 23 VIEWS
shut up
"收聲"
📈 24 VIEWS
shut your god damn mouth
"閉上你該死的嘴"
📈 24 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him.
"今日有人話我好懶。 我差啲回答佢。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Suck my dick asshole.
"吸我嘅雞雞屁眼。"
📈 21 VIEWS
Suck start a shotgun
"吸霰彈槍"
📈 23 VIEWS
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
"汗流浹背好似個有按揭嘅吉卜賽人"
📈 24 VIEWS
Take your clothes off and get into bed.
"除衫上床"
📈 17 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up.
"除左件衫,趴低 收聲."
📈 22 VIEWS
Thank you for fucking me.
"多謝你操我。"
📈 16 VIEWS
That feels so good.
"感覺真係好正。"
📈 19 VIEWS
thick as pig shit
"豬屎咁厚"
📈 22 VIEWS
tight as a ducks ass
"硬如鴨屁股"
📈 20 VIEWS
tits
"山雀"
📈 20 VIEWS
Tonight is all about me.
"今晚係關於我嘅。"
📈 23 VIEWS
Tonight is all about you.
"今晚係關於你嘅。"
📈 21 VIEWS
Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU.
"今晚,我要進入你嘅內心。"
📈 17 VIEWS
turd
"屎"
📈 22 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
"喺踢屁股比賽中用嚟做獨腳人"
📈 21 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in!
"好啦,好啦,睇吓隻貓拖咗乜嘢入嚟!"
📈 23 VIEWS
wet pussy
"濕漉漉嘅陰部"
📈 18 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner?
"你晚飯想食乜嘢?"
📈 24 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight?
"你今晚要我著乜嘢喺床上?"
📈 19 VIEWS
what the devil
"乜嘢魔鬼"
📈 22 VIEWS
What the fuck do you want?
"你他媽想點呀?"
📈 16 VIEWS
what the fuck dude
"乜嘢他媽的傢伙"
📈 22 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'?
"煮咩嘢呀?"
📈 20 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
"無論你做咩,都要盡百分之一百嘅努力。 除非你捐血。"
📈 23 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver.
"當人哋同我講,“你朝早會後悔嘅”,我會瞓到中午,因為我係一個解決問題嘅專家。"
📈 26 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom?
"廁所喺邊度?"
📈 22 VIEWS
Which way to the hookers?
"邊個去?"
📈 18 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around?
"點解我周圍有其他人,我都咁飢渴?"
📈 21 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny.
"點解你而家唔喺度? 我真係好飢渴。"
📈 16 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?!
"當你可以搖動你的戰利品時,為什麼還要喜怒無常?!"
📈 19 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day?
"點解我哋唔可以辭咗工作,住埋一齊,日日做愛?"
📈 17 VIEWS
will you fuck me?
"你會操我嗎?"
📈 14 VIEWS
you are completely right
"你講得啱"
📈 22 VIEWS
you are so fat
"你咁肥"
📈 22 VIEWS
you are so fine
"你真係冇問題"
📈 27 VIEWS
you are so ugly
"你好醜"
📈 27 VIEWS
you are such a baddie
"你真係衰人"
📈 27 VIEWS
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
"你離開房間嘅時候,會帶給大家好多歡樂。"
📈 22 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties?
"你知道我唔著底褲嗎?"
📈 20 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages.
"你知唔知佢哋講:炸藥係細包裝嘅。"
📈 22 VIEWS
You like that, baby?
"你鍾意咁樣,寶貝?"
📈 21 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt.
"你著住件衫好性感"
📈 17 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby.
"你令我感覺好神奇,寶貝。"
📈 23 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bastard
"你個衰人"
📈 15 VIEWS
You miserable fucking bitch
"你個衰賤人"
📈 14 VIEWS
you're a baddi
"你係個壞蛋"
📈 25 VIEWS
you're a baddie
"你係壞蛋"
📈 24 VIEWS
you're a cunt, fuck off
"你真係個屄,滾蛋"
📈 21 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns
"你操呢隻山羊,我只係嚟捉角"
📈 23 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy
"你比長頸鹿嘅陰部仲高"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re going to get spanked until you cry
"畀人打到喊"
📈 17 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure.
"你會讓我高興地昏過去的。"
📈 22 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation.
"你證明咗進化係可以倒退嘅,只要有適當嘅動機。"
📈 23 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass
"你個面好似個屎"
📈 24 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night
"你嘅性格好似無咖啡因咁令人失望,但係仲會毀咗我嘅夜晚"
📈 25 VIEWS
Your wish is my command.
"你嘅愿望系我嘅命令"
📈 19 VIEWS