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LEARN MANDARIN PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "钻石只是一块在压力下表现良好的煤块。"
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a homosexual "一个同性恋"
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Am Not "我不是"
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "如果你把它扔得够用力，那么每天一颗苹果会让医生望而却步！"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "在当天喝第一杯咖啡之前做的任何事情都可能被归类为自卫。"
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are you on your period? "你来月经了吗？"
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Are you ready to apologize? "你准备好道歉了吗？"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "就像集群一样干得像拉屎，然后插进去一样"
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Ass fucker "混蛋"
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ass hole "屁眼洞"
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bald cunt "光头混蛋"
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balls slapping against her chin "球拍在她的下巴上"
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beating the meat "打肉"
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Bent dick "弯曲的鸡巴"
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Bent Richard "本特·理查德"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "雷鸣般的台风中有数十亿个胆小的蓝色泡泡藤壶"
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blow me "让我大吃一惊"
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blow my load "让我大吃一惊"
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blow my load on your face "把我的负担推到你的脸上"
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boobs "胸部"
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booger suger "booger suger"
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bopping the bologna "bopping the bologna"
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bouncing bozos "蹦蹦乱跳的"
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breeder "饲养员"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "带个屁来打一场狗屁战"
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bull shit "胡说八道"
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but first anal... "但首先是肛交..."
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butt pirate "屁股海盗"
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butter face "黄油脸"
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calm down and shut up "冷静下来闭嘴"
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can i fuck you from behind "我能从后面干你吗"
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Can i suck your boobs "我能吸你的胸部吗"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "你能听见吗？那是我的枕边电话，如果我等太久就会变得非常刻薄。"
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "你能帮我在卧室里弄点什么吗？"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "你能告诉我在哪里可以找到一个妓女吗？"
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carpet muncher "地毯 muncher"
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chimney sweeper "烟囱清扫车"
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Choking the chicken "窒息鸡肉"
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chutney ferret "酸辣雪貂"
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Cock eyed Cunt "鸡眼混蛋"
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cock waffle "公鸡华夫饼"
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cockeye "自大"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cocksum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "比冰山阴凉一侧的钢制马桶还冷"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "比穿黄铜胸罩的女巫奶子还冷"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "恭喜：你已经达到了之前为星座运势保留的错误等级。"
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coral stomper "珊瑚踩踏"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "你能指点我去洗手间吗？我预约了大便。"
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Creampie "中出"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "白痴的混蛋"
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cum "射精"
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cum dumpster "精液垃圾箱"
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cun "cun"
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cunt "阴户"
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cunt face "阴户的脸"
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cunt lapper "混蛋玩家"
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curry muncher "咖喱大餐"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "更深、更深、更深！"
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Derby County Fan "德比郡球迷"
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dick face "鸡巴的脸"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "迪克玩弄雷鸣般的阴户"
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Dickhead "笨蛋"
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did you just wake up? "你刚醒来吗？"
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die in a fire "死于大火"
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dildo munching gutter slut "假阳具咀嚼阴户荡妇"
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dipshit "胡说八道"
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Dirty Wanker "肮脏的妓女"
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dirty whore "肮脏的妓女"
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Do you have any drugs? "你有毒吗？"
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do you like dick? "你喜欢迪克吗？"
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do you want to fuck? "你想他妈吗？"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "你想和我一起尝试肛交吗？"
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Don't be a dick "别当混蛋"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "别跟我说狗屁话"
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "我们在这里的时候别那样看着我；这让我他妈的欲火中烧了。"
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Don’t stop. "不要停下来。"
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "别告诉我月球上有足迹时天空才是极限。"
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Donald Trump fucks children "唐纳德·特朗普乱搞孩子们"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "唐纳德·特朗普是个恋童癖"
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "唐纳德·特朗普是有史以来最糟糕的总统"
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Doublelift "双人升降机"
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douche nozzle "冲洗喷嘴"
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douchebag "傻瓜"
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dumb bitch "傻婊子"
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dumb cunt "愚蠢的混蛋"
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dumpster cunt "垃圾箱混蛋"
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dyke "堤坝"
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eat a penis "吃阴茎"
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eat my butthole "吃掉我的屁股"
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eat my butthole and die "吃掉我的屁眼然后死"
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Eat my dust "吃掉我的灰尘"
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eat my pussy like you want it "随心所欲地吃掉我的阴户"
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faggot "faggot"
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fat bitch "胖婊子"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "首先你要跪下。然后你去品尝我的味道。"
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flamer "火焰"
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flamer "火焰"
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flamer "火焰"
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flamer "火焰"
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fruit cake "水果蛋糕"
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Fuck Donald Trump "他妈的唐纳德·特朗"
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fuck it "去他妈的"
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Fuck Maritza "去他妈的玛丽莎"
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fuck me "操我"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "用电锯轻轻地干我"
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fuck me hard "用力干我"
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Fuck me hard. "用力干我。"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "用力干我... 伤害我"
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fuck me harder "用力干我"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "干我的屁股你他妈的小穴。"
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Fuck me like a porn star "像色情明星一样操我"
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fuck me like an animal "像动物一样操我"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "操我，操我！"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "操我的小穴！！！！"
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fuck off Karen "滚开 Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "他妈的滚开混蛋"
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Fuck you bastard "你他妈的混蛋"
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fuck you bitch "你他妈的婊子"
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Fuck you bitch "你他妈的婊子"
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fuck you bitch "你他妈的婊子"
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Fuck you bitch "你他妈的婊子"
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fuck you cunt "你他妈的混蛋"
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Fuck you cunt "你他妈的混蛋"
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fuck you cunt "你他妈的混蛋"
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Fuck you cunt "你他妈的混蛋"
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fuck your asshole "操你的混蛋"
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fuck your asshole "操你的混蛋"
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fuck your asshole "操你的混蛋"
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fuck your asshole "操你的混蛋"
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fuck your mom "他妈的你妈妈"
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fuck your mom "他妈的你妈妈"
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fuck your mom "他妈的你妈妈"
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fuck your mom "他妈的你妈妈"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你妈妈的混蛋"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你妈妈的混蛋"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你妈妈的混蛋"
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fuck your mom's asshole "操你妈妈的混蛋"
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Fuck your mother "去你妈妈"
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Fucking animal "他妈的动物"
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fucking animal "他妈的动物"
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Fucking animal "他妈的动物"
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fucking animal "他妈的动物"
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fucking idiot "他妈的白痴"
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fucking tease "他妈的挑逗"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "FuckWitfur 小兔子"
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Get fucked "搞砸了"
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get lost "迷路"
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Get lost, loser "迷路吧，失败者"
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go finger yourself "自己动手指吧"
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go lick a duck "去舔一只鸭子"
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Go make me a sandwich "去给我做个三明治"
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Go masturbate your dog "去给你的狗自慰"
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gobble the helmet spit "吞噬头盔随地吐痰"
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grab her by the pussy "抓住她的阴户"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "抓住我的头发，像狗一样操我。"
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hard dick "硬鸡巴"
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hard oral sex "艰难的口交"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "有没有人称赞过你的口交技巧？"
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he likes dick "他喜欢鸡巴"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "帮帮我！我的阴茎又被拉链卡住了。"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "她的阴部像80年代的色情明星一样毛茸茸的"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "她的阴部像水獭的口袋一样潮湿"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "我在这里！你的另外两个愿望是什么？"
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heterosexual "异性恋的"
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Hide Yourself "把自己藏起来"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "他的鸡巴看起来像囚犯的腿"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "天哪，我在射精。"
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how the fuck "他妈的怎么样"
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hurt me "伤害了我"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "我实际上卖了吸尘器。它所做的只是收集灰尘。"
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "我总是说 “早安” 而不是 “早上好” ——如果是早上好，我会睡觉而不是和别人说话。"
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "我在找一个有阴茎的妓女"
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I can’t believe I met you. "我简直不敢相信我遇见了你。"
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "我简直不敢相信我们决定在家里他妈的时候去购物。"
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "我无法集中精力工作。我所能想到的就是吸你的鸡巴。"
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I can’t wait to get you home. "我等不及要带你回家了。"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "我不需要新的发型师。每天早上我的枕头都会给我一个新发型。"
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "我昨晚梦见你，太棒了，但我醒来了，你不在这里。"
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I feel tiny in your arms. "我觉得你怀里很小。"
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "我终于在健身房找到了一台我喜欢的机器：自动售货机。"
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I fucked your mom last night "昨晚我干了你妈妈"
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i hate looking at you "我讨厌看着你"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "我有神的身体，不幸的是那座令人沮丧的小村庄的神。"
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i hope you die "我希望你死"
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I hope you outlive your children "我希望你的寿命比你的孩子长"
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i hope you rot in hell "我希望你能在地狱里腐烂"
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i just took a massive shit "我刚才拉了个大屁股"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "我只想成为你的性荡妇。"
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "我现在只想把你的衣服脱掉。"
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "我只想让你知道我快湿透了。"
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "我一直在幻想着以后我会对你做什么。"
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "我一直在想辞掉学校/我的工作然后今晚来见你。"
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I like big butts "我喜欢大屁股"
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I love being your fuck slut "我喜欢当你他妈的荡妇"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "我喜欢一边和你说话一边自慰，但我真正需要的是你，在这里，干我。"
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I love you. "我爱你。"
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I love your body "我爱你的身体"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今天列了一个庞大的待办事项清单。我只需要弄清楚谁来做。"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今天列了一个庞大的待办事项清单。我只需要弄清楚谁来做。"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今天列了一个庞大的待办事项清单。我只需要弄清楚谁来做。"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "我今天列了一个庞大的待办事项清单。我只需要弄清楚谁来做。"
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I need you so bad right now. "我现在非常需要你。"
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "我需要你走到我面前这样我才能看到你的屁股。"
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I need your cock! "我需要你的鸡巴！"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "我从来没有犯过两次同样的错误。可以肯定的是，我做了六七次。"
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I think i crapped my pants "我想我把裤子弄坏了"
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "我想我爱上了你的鸡巴。"
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "我想我爱上了你的阴户。"
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "我告诉我的老板要过上美好的生活。他说他已经有了一个——我没意识到失业可能会自鸣得意。"
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "我想感觉你把你的精液射进我的嘴里。"
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "我想感受一下你的精液满我的脸。"
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "我想像狗一样干你然后在你的阴户里射精"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "我想像动物一样干你"
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "我想在你的鸡巴上品尝自己的味道。"
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I want you so bad. "我非常想要你。"
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "我要你把你的精液射进我的嘴里。"
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "我要你把精液射到我的奶子上"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "我本来想请你喝一杯，但你的标准已经被淡化了。"
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I was thinking about you today. "我今天在想你。"
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "我希望我能克隆你的鸡巴，所以我有一些东西可以让我想起你。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我希望我们在家，这样我就能对你做一些可怕的事情。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我希望我们在家，这样我就能对你做一些可怕的事情。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我希望我们在家，这样我就能对你做一些可怕的事情。"
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "我希望我们在家，这样我就能对你做一些可怕的事情。"
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "我不会说你很固执——假设你比廉价的强力胶有更多的抓地力。"
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I wore this skirt just for you. "我穿这条裙子就是为了你。"
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "我要把你打得屁滚尿流"
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i'm sorry my love "对不起亲爱的"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "我有空闲时间把你所知道的一切都告诉我"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "我会叫你去地狱，但恐怕你会被提升为经理。"
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "在早上 8 点的教堂礼拜中我差不多像个妓女一样舒服"
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I’m about to explode. "我快要爆炸了。"
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "我这么说就脸红了，但我非常想念你的鸡巴。"
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I’m dripping wet. "我快湿透了。"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "我很高兴我不必自己寻找食物。我不知道三明治存放在哪里。"
📈 2 VIEWS
I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "今晚我要给你做最湿润的口交。"
📈 0 VIEWS
I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "我要把你打得屁滚直至我把你全部从你身上抽出来"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "我并不懒惰。我只是非常有动力什么都不做。"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "我并不懒惰。我只是很放松。"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "我并不是说我反应过度。但是交给我一把电锯有好时光也有坏时机。"
📈 5 VIEWS
I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "我并不是说我很丑，但我的反思要求有人护送回家。"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "我并不奇怪。我是限量版。"
📈 4 VIEWS
I’ve never been fucked like this before. "我以前从来没有被这样干过。"
📈 4 VIEWS
If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "如果业力不击中你，我会的"
📈 4 VIEWS
If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "如果生活给了你柠檬，那就把它们扔给你不喜欢的人——要有态度的维生素C。"
📈 4 VIEWS
If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "如果钱不长在树上，为什么银行有分行？"
📈 5 VIEWS
If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "如果这个世界不烂，我们都会从中脱颖而出！"
📈 10 VIEWS
If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "如果我们不在你朋友家，我会跪下来把你塞进嘴里。"
📈 2 VIEWS
If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "如果你没有仇恨者，那么你可能不在任何人的电视剧的全球定位系统上。"
📈 5 VIEWS
If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "如果你不停止那样看着我，我们就得去个私密的地方。"
📈 1 VIEWS
It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "如果你不喜欢我也没关系。不是每个人都有好品味。"
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "当你在公共场合抓我的时候太热了。"
📈 0 VIEWS
Just like that. "就像那样。"
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kiss my ass "吻我的屁股"
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kiss my black ass "亲吻我的黑屁股"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "昨晚太不可思议了。我无法停止思考。"
📈 0 VIEWS
lesbian "女同性恋"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "我们去失败者吧，我们要去购物。"
📈 1 VIEWS
Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "让我们赤身裸体地一起度过整个周末！"
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lick spittle "lick spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "躺下闭嘴。"
📈 0 VIEWS
Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "人生是一碗汤，我是一把叉子。"
📈 5 VIEWS
look at this nigga "看看这个黑鬼"
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make me a sandwich "给我做个三明治"
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Make me cum, baby. "让我射精，宝贝。"
📈 3 VIEWS
May I please be excused? My brain is full. "可以原谅我吗？我的大脑已经满了。"
📈 2 VIEWS
Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "嗯嗯，你的味道太棒了。"
📈 1 VIEWS
My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "我的大脑说 “嘎吱作响”，但我的胃说 “纸杯蛋糕”。"
📈 3 VIEWS
My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "我的约会生活就像软件测试版:很多错误, 无休止的更新, 没有发布日期."
📈 5 VIEWS
My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "我的家人重新定义了 “功能障碍” ——我们是一个关于错误决定的限时展览。"
📈 4 VIEWS
my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "我最后一个女朋友没这样对我"
📈 5 VIEWS
My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "我的内裤已经湿透了。快点回家。"
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "我的关系就像一台 iPad。我没有 iPad。"
📈 4 VIEWS
My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "我的钱包就像洋葱。每当我打开它时，它都会让我哭泣。"
📈 6 VIEWS
Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "在满是摇椅的房间里像长尾猫一样紧张"
📈 5 VIEWS
nigga please "拜托 nigga"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "我当然是自言自语。有时候我需要专家的建议。"
📈 4 VIEWS
Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "我想要你他妈的朝着那个大方向走"
📈 6 VIEWS
Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "天啊贝基，看看她的屁股"
📈 4 VIEWS
Oh-my-fucking-god! "哦我他妈的上帝！"
📈 2 VIEWS
once you go black you never go back "一旦你变黑了你永远不会回去"
📈 8 VIEWS
one coffee please "请来一杯咖啡"
📈 4 VIEWS
Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "有组织的人是那些懒得找东西的人。"
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "我们的家谱更像是仙人掌，尖锐，维护成本低，偶尔有毒。"
📈 5 VIEWS
Paint my face. "画我的脸。"
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Paint the walls with your brain "用你的大脑粉刷墙壁"
📈 5 VIEWS
Penis "阴茎"
📈 8 VIEWS
please ask my testacles "请问我的测试题"
📈 7 VIEWS
Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "拜托，拜托，拜托，PLEEAAASSSSEEEE... — 像你差点在乞求他一样说出来。"
📈 2 VIEWS
Pound me harder! "用力打我！"
📈 6 VIEWS
saggy tits "下垂的乳房"
📈 5 VIEWS
scumbag "卑鄙的人"
📈 6 VIEWS
semen "精液"
📈 6 VIEWS
She doesn't even go here. "她甚至不去这里。"
📈 0 VIEWS
shit gibbon "该死的长臂猿"
📈 7 VIEWS
show your tits "露出你的奶子"
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show your tits! "露出你的奶子！"
📈 3 VIEWS
shut the fuck up "他妈的闭嘴"
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shut the hell up "闭嘴"
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shut up "闭嘴"
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shut your god damn mouth "闭上你该死的嘴"
📈 3 VIEWS
Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "今天有人说我很懒惰。我差点回答了他。"
📈 3 VIEWS
son of a prostitute "妓女的儿子"
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Suck my dick asshole. "吸我的鸡巴混蛋。"
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Suck start a shotgun "糟透了开一把霰弹枪"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "像吉普赛人一样大汗淋漓地拿着抵押贷款"
📈 5 VIEWS
Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "把你的衣服脱掉躺下。闭嘴。"
📈 2 VIEWS
That feels so good. "那感觉太棒了。"
📈 1 VIEWS
thick as pig shit "像猪一样浓密"
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This project is going to be fucking great "这个项目他妈的会很棒"
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tight as a ducks ass "像鸭子一样紧的屁股"
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tits "山雀"
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Tonight is all about you. "今晚都是关于你的。"
📈 1 VIEWS
turd "粪"
📈 7 VIEWS
Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "在踢屁股比赛中扮演单腿男人很有用"
📈 5 VIEWS
Useless "没用"
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Useless piece of shit "没用的混蛋"
📈 6 VIEWS
Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "好吧，好吧，好吧，看看那只猫拖进来了什么！"
📈 4 VIEWS
wet pussy "潮湿的阴户"
📈 4 VIEWS
What color is your underwear "你的内衣是什么颜色的"
📈 5 VIEWS
what do you want for dinner? "你晚餐想吃什么？"
📈 8 VIEWS
What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "你想让我今晚在床上穿什么？"
📈 0 VIEWS
what the devil "什么鬼"
📈 4 VIEWS
what the fuck dude "他妈的伙计"
📈 5 VIEWS
What's cooking, good lookin'? "在煮什么，漂亮吗？"
📈 2 VIEWS
Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "无论你在做什么，都要百分之百地付出。除非你在献血。"
📈 6 VIEWS
When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "当人们告诉我，“早上你会后悔的” 时，我会一直睡到中午，因为我是一个问题解决者。"
📈 2 VIEWS
Where is the bathroom? "洗手间在哪里？"
📈 5 VIEWS
whore "娼妓"
📈 5 VIEWS
Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "为什么身边有其他人的时候我总是那么欲火中烧呢？"
📈 1 VIEWS
Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "你为什么现在不在这里？我他妈的太欲火中烧了。"
📈 0 VIEWS
Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "当你可以摇动战利品时为什么要喜怒无常呢？！"
📈 4 VIEWS
Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "为什么我们不能辞掉工作，一起生活，每天整天做爱？"
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you are completely right "你说得完全正确"
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you are so fat "你太胖了"
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you are so fine "你太好了"
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you are so ugly "你太丑了"
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you are such a baddie "你真是个坏蛋"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "当你离开房间时，你会给所有人带来很多快乐。"
📈 6 VIEWS
You know I’m not wearing panties? "你知道我没穿内裤吗？"
📈 1 VIEWS
You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "你知道他们在说什么：Dynamite 是小包装的。"
📈 5 VIEWS
You like that, baby? "你喜欢吗，宝贝？"
📈 2 VIEWS
You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "穿那件衬衫的时候你看起来真的很性感。"
📈 0 VIEWS
You make me feel amazing, baby. "你让我感觉很棒，宝贝。"
📈 4 VIEWS
you're a baddi "你是个坏人"
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you're a baddie "你是个坏蛋"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "你是个混蛋，滚开"
📈 5 VIEWS
You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "你他妈的这只山羊，我来这里只是为了握住喇叭"
📈 5 VIEWS
You're higher than giraffe pussy "你比长颈鹿的阴户还高"
📈 4 VIEWS
You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "你会让我高兴地昏倒。"
📈 3 VIEWS
You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "你证明了只要有正确的动机，进化是可以倒退的。"
📈 7 VIEWS
your face looks like an ass "你的脸看起来像个屁股"
📈 5 VIEWS
Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "你的性格就像无咖啡因一样：令人失望但还是会毁掉我的夜晚"
📈 6 VIEWS