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LEARN MINIONESE PHRASES

a homosexual "bananavato"
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Am Not "Bello!"
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are you on your period? "Tu le papaya?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Tu le bella para tulaliloo?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Ka balabuka papoi pooping ti stomp na."
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Ass fucker "Poka tu."
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ass hole "Poka butt"
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bald cunt "Calvo cucurucho"
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balls slapping against her chin "Bananonina pankin chin."
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beating the meat "Bata la banana"
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Bent dick "Curvo pipi"
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Bent Richard "Tortilla doblada"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Billions de bababa blue blop blop en un thunder typhoon!"
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blow me "Poka me"
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blow my load "Poka mi plop."
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blow my load on your face "Poka mi gelato tu cara"
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boobs "Banana pillows"
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booger suger "Bananonina"
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bopping the bologna "Poka la salami"
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bouncing bozos "Salta-salta bo-bos."
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breeder "Breedah"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "portar un poot a una caca lucha"
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bull shit "Toka balo."
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butt pirate "Culo pirata"
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butter face "Banana face"
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calm down and shut up "Tranquilla e tapa boca!"
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can i fuck you from behind "Me can bumbum you?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Me le papaya tu bobo?"
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carpet muncher "Tapis chomp-chomp"
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chimney sweeper "Chimney sweeper"
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Choking the chicken "Estrangular la pollita"
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chutney ferret "Chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kok ayed Cunt"
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cock waffle "Poka waffle"
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cockeye "Gaga balo"
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Cocklump "Poukak"
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Cockscum "Poo-poo magoo"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Más frío que un baño de metal en el lado oscuro de un iceberg."
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Más frío que un yeti en bikini."
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Poopaye! Tu gaga banana la wrongness ki antes solo por horoscopos."
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coral stomper "coral krusha"
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Creampie "Banana goo"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuckhead"
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cum "Gelato"
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cum dumpster "Banana basura"
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cun "Cun."
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cunt "Cunt."
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cunt face "Poka face"
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cunt lapper "Cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry muncher"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Banana face"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Banana juggling thunder papoy"
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Dickhead "Cabeza de caca"
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did you just wake up? "Tu le bella?"
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die in a fire "Poka tu fuego."
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "Poopaye"
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Dirty Wanker "Poo-poo Dada"
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dirty whore "Shtuka papoi"
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Do you have any drugs? "Tu bella banana?"
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do you like dick? "Tu gusta binky?"
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do you want to fuck? "Tu want banana?"
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Don't be a dick "No be dookie."
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Don't Talk Shit to me "No speaky kaka to me."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump baboi gelato."
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump banana pedophile"
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Doublelift "Dubbla-lift"
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douche nozzle "poulet tête"
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douchebag "Poopaye"
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dumb bitch "Tonto papagena"
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dumb cunt "Tonto cucaracha"
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dumpster cunt "Bananonina kakatutu"
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dyke "Minionese does not have a direct equivalent for the English term "dyke." Minionese is a playful and fictional language primarily used for comedic effect in the "Despicable Me" franchise, and it lacks specific terms for complex social concepts or identities. Therefore, a culturally accurate translation is not possible."
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eat a penis "Manje un banan."
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eat my butthole "Manja mi poto"
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eat my butthole and die "Miam mi popoi ka kaput!"
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Eat my dust "Miam miam banana!"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Miam miam la papaya como tú querer."
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faggot "Minionese, the fictional language spoken by the Minions in the "Despicable Me" franchise, does not have a direct translation for derogatory or offensive terms, as the language is primarily used for comedic and playful purposes. Therefore, there is no equivalent term in Minionese for this English phrase."
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fat bitch "Gordo tonto"
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flamer "Flambé"
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flamer "Flambé"
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fruit cake "Banana baklava"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Tulaliloo Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Banana!"
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Fuck Maritza "Tulaliloo Maritza"
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fuck me "Bananonini!"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Bananonina me papaya con chainsaw."
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fuck me hard "Bello me baddum."
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fuck me hard "Bello me baddum."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "Bello me baddo...ouchie me"
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fuck me harder "Bananonina me turbo"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Minionese, the fictional language spoken by the Minions in the "Despicable Me" franchise, does not have direct translations for explicit or vulgar language. The language is primarily composed of playful, nonsensical words and phrases. Therefore, a direct translation maintaining the intensity and vulgarity is not possible. However, a playful equivalent in Minionese might be: "Banana la la, poulet!"
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Fuck me like a porn star "Bananonina me como un porn star."
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "BANANA ME PUKA!!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "Bananonok Karen!"
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Fuck off wanker "Bello papoi!"
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Fuck you bastard "Tulaliloo ti amo, papagena!"
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fuck you bitch "Tulaliloo ti amo, papagena!"
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fuck you bitch "Tulaliloo ti amo, papagena!"
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fuck you cunt "Tulaliloo ti amo, papagena!"
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fuck you cunt "Tulaliloo ti amo, papagena!"
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fuck your asshole "Toka tu kimbu"
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fuck your asshole "Toka tu kimbu"
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fuck your mom "Tuka tu mama"
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fuck your mom "Tuka tu mama"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Tulaliloo ti amo's butt."
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fuck your mom's asshole "Tulaliloo ti amo's butt."
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Fuck your mother "Tua madre ka!"
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Fucking animal "Banana animal"
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Fucking animal "Banana animal"
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fucking idiot "Tontoka."
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fucking tease "Banana tease"
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fucktwat "Pukwata"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "PukwutFur Bun-Bun"
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Get fucked "Banana!"
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get lost "Banana!"
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Get lost, loser "Perdida, papoi!"
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go finger yourself "Poka tu dedo!"
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go lick a duck "Bananonina papoi!"
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Go make me a sandwich "Para tu me la sandwich."
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Go masturbate your dog "Vete papoi tu perro."
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gobble the helmet spit "gobble da helmet spit"
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grab her by the pussy "Agarra la papaya."
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hard dick "Dika balo"
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hard oral sex "Difficile banana chomp."
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he likes dick "Él gusta de pipí."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Sa puki na parang balbon na balbon gaya ng pornstar noong 80's."
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "sa po ka wet como un otter's pocket"
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heterosexual "Heterosexual."
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Hide Yourself "Tata bala tu"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Su dick luk like un prizon leg."
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how the fuck "Bananonina!"
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hurt me "Me leedo."
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I fucked your mom last night "Me tu madre anoche."
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i hate looking at you "Me no like look at tu."
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Me got body of a god—unfortunately god of small, sad village."
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i hope you die "Me hope you die."
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I hope you outlive your children "Me hope you live longer than your mini-minions."
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i hope you rot in hell "Me hope tu rot in hell."
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i just took a massive shit "Me just tooka big poopoo."
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I like big butts "Me likee big butt."
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I love you "Tulaliloo ti amo"
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Me make big to-do list today. Me need find who do it."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Me make big to-do list today. Me need find who do it."
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I think i crapped my pants "Me think me dookie in me pant."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Me say boss, "Bello la vida!" Boss say, "Me already bello!" Me no sabe desocupado puede ser smug."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Me want to banana you like a dog and splat inside your papaya."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Me wanta luk at tu bumbum."
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "Me was gonna give you a drink, but you standards already banana."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Me no say you sticky—let's say you stick more than cheap superglue."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Me gonna punch you hasta la vista!"
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i'm sorry my love "Bello, tulaliloo ti amo."
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Me got spare minute, tell me all you know!"
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "Me tello tu go Hell, pero me skared tu be boss."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "Me feel como un banana en un iglesia a las 8 am."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Me no say me ugly, but me reflection ask for banana bodyguard home."
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Si karma no papaya tu, me papaya tu."
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Si la vida te da limones, lánzalos a la gente que no te gusta—vitamina C con actitud."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Si tu no ten haters, tu probablemente no está en el GPS de nadie's drama."
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kiss my ass "Bello butt!"
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kiss my black ass "Beedo beedo!"
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lesbian "Lesbiana"
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lick spittle "Lick spittle"
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look at this nigga "Regrettably, I cannot fulfill this request."
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make me a sandwich "Banana me sandwich."
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "Mi dating life es como un software beta: muchos bugs, sin fin updates, no launch date."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Mi familia redefini "dysfunctional"—nosotros es un exhibit de tiempo limitado en malas decisiones."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Mi último novia no hace esto a mi."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Nervoso como um gato de rabo comprido numa sala cheia de cadeiras de balanço."
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nigga please "Minionese does not have a direct equivalent for this phrase. However, a playful and dismissive expression in Minionese could be: "Bello, banana!"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Bananonina po ka tu!"
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once you go black you never go back "Una tu go black, tu no go back."
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one coffee please "Un café por favor."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Nostra familia arbora es más como un cactus—pika, no mucho trabuka, y a veces veneno."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Pintar la pared con tu cerebro."
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Penis "Banana"
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please ask my testacles "Plees ask mi testikuls"
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saggy tits "Flabby booboo."
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scumbag "Doofus"
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semen "Gelato de hombre"
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shit gibbon "caca gibbon"
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show your tits "Poka poka!"
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show your tits! "Poka tu papaya!"
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shut the fuck up "Toka balo!"
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shut the hell up "Toka balo!"
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shut up "Toka!"
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shut your god damn mouth "Tanca tu boca, por favor."
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son of a prostitute "Papoy ta banana!"
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Suck my dick asshole. "Chupa mi banana, baboi."
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Suck start a shotgun "Bello ka-blam!"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "Swaetee como un gypsy con un banko."
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thick as pig shit "Tonto como una piedra."
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This project is going to be fucking great "This project is going to be baga fucking great."
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tight as a ducks ass "Serré como culo de pato"
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tits "Tata."
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turd "Caca"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Useless como un minion con una sola pierna en una pelea de patadas en el trasero."
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Useless "Po ka."
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Useless piece of shit "Inutila kawa kaka"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Po ka, po ka, po ka, luk at tu le chat bring!"
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wet pussy "Mou mou."
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What color is your underwear "Wat kolor iz yur unda-wear?"
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what do you want for dinner? "Po ka la banana?"
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what the devil "Po ka!"
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what the fuck dude "Po ka tu, amigo!"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Po ka, bello!"
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Where is the bathroom? "Poopaye, la poopy?"
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whore "Pookey"
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you are completely right "Tu es completamente correcto."
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you are so fat "Tu es tan po ka."
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you are so fine "Tu es muy bello."
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you are so ugly "Tu es muy ugly."
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you are such a baddie "Tu es un baddie!"
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Tu porta mucho joy joy a todos cuando tu bido bido."
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you're a baddi "Tu es un baddie."
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you're a baddie "Tu es malo!"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Tu es un con, po ka."
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Tu es poking la cabra, me solo aquí para agarrar los cuernos."
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Tu es más alto que la cuca de una jirafa."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Tu es pruba ke evolushon puede ir pa'trás kon motivashon apropieda."
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your face looks like an ass "Tu cara parece un culo."
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Tu personalidad es como café sin cafeína: decepcionante pero aún puede arruinar mi noche."
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