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LEARN IGBO PHRASES

A diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure. "Diamond bụ naanị otu kol nke na-eme nke ọma n'okpuru nrụgide."
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away—if you throw it hard enough! "Otu apụl kwa ụbọchị na-eme ka dọkịta pụọ—ma ọ bụrụ na ị tụba ya ike!"
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Anything done before the first coffee of the day could be classified as self-defense. "Ihe ọ bụla emere tupu kọfị mbụ nke ụbọchị nwere ike ịkọwa dị ka nchebe onwe onye."
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are you on your period? "Ị nọ n'oge gị?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Ị dị njikere ịrịọ mgbaghara maka ya?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Dị ka ụyọkọ fucked dị ka shitting na ịzọ ụkwụ n'ime ya"
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baddie "Baddie"
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bald cunt "nkwọcha cunt"
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balls slapping against her chin "Bọọlụ na-ekpuchi ụkwụ ya"
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beating the meat "Na-eti anụ ahụ"
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Beg me. "Rịọ m."
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Bent dick "Bent dick"
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Bent Richard "Bent Richard"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "Ọtụtụ ijeri bilious na-acha anụnụ anụnụ"
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blow me "Gbaa m"
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blow my load "Ibu T"
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blow my load on your face "Tinye ibu m n'ihu gị."
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boobs "Boobs"
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booger suger "Booger na-aṅụ mmiri"
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bopping the bologna "Na-eto eto na Bologna"
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bouncing bozos "A na-ekpuchi bozos"
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breeder "Onye na-azụ anụ"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "Na-eme ngwa ngwa na-alụ ọgụ na-enweghị isi."
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bull shit "Nzuzu"
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but first anal... "Na mbụ anal..."
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butt pirate "Butt pirate"
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butter face "Butter ihu"
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calm down and shut up "Daalụ ma mechie ọnụ."
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can i fuck you from behind "Enwere m ike ịkụda gị n'azụ"
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Can I give you a blow job, master? "Enwere m ike inye gị ọrụ ịfụ ụfụ, nna m ukwu?"
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Can i suck your boobs "Enwere m ike ịmepụta akwa a"
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ị nwere ike ịnụ nke ahụ? Nke ahụ bụ ohiri isi m, ọ ga-abụkwa ihe pụtara ma ọ bụrụ na m mee ka ọ chere ogologo oge."
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Can you hear that? That’s my pillow calling, and it gets really mean if I make it wait too long. "Ị nwere ike ịnụ nke ahụ? Nke ahụ bụ ohiri isi m, ọ ga-abụkwa ihe pụtara ma ọ bụrụ na m mee ka ọ chere ogologo oge."
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can you help me with something in the bedroom? "Ị nwere ike inyere m aka inweta ihe ọ bụla n'ime ime ụlọ?"
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Can you tell me where I can find a hooker? "Ga-enwe ike ịgwa m ebe m nwere ike ịchọta onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè?"
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carpet muncher "Kapeeti muncher"
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chimney sweeper "Chukwuemeka Onyeka Okongwu"
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Choking the chicken "Na-ekpuchi ọkụkọ ahụ"
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chutney ferret "chutney ferret"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Cock eyed Cunt"
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cock waffle "Cock Waffle"
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cockeye "Cockeye"
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Cocklump "Cocklump"
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Cockscum "Cockscum"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "Oyi na-ekpo ọkụ na-ekpo ọkụ na"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "Oyi na-ekpo ọkụ"
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Congratulations: you’ve reached a level of wrongness previously reserved for horoscopes. "Ekele: ị rutela ọkwa na-ezighi ezi nke edebere na mbụ maka horoscopes."
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coral stomper "Coral Stomper"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ị nwere ike igosi m ụlọ ịsa ahụ? Enwere m oche oche"
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Could you point me to the bathroom? I have a stool appointment. "Ị nwere ike igosi m ụlọ ịsa ahụ? Enwere m oche oche"
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Creampie "Creampie"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Cretinous cunting fuck"
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cum "Olee otú"
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cum dumpster "cum dumpster"
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cun "Cun"
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cunt "Cunt"
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cunt face "Ihu ihu"
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cunt lapper "Cunt lapper"
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curry muncher "Curry Muncher"
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Deeper, Deeper, DEEPER! "Miri emi, miri emi, miri emi!"
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Derby County Fan "Derby County Fan"
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dick face "Ihu Dick"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling égbè eluigwe cunt"
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Dickhead "Dickhead"
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did you just wake up? "Ị na-eteta n'ụra?"
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die in a fire "Ịnwụ n'ime ọkụ"
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dildo munching gutter slut "Dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "Dipshit"
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Dirty Wanker "Unyi Wanker"
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dirty whore "Unyi akwụna"
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Do you have any drugs? "Ị nwere ọgwụ ọjọọ?"
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do you like dick? "Ị hụrụ Dick n'anya?"
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do you want to fuck? "Kedu ka ị ga-esi gbanyụọ ya?"
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Do you want to try anal with me? "Kedu ka ị ga-esi nwalee mụ na ya?"
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Don't be a dick "Don't Be A Dick"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Ekwula okwu nzuzu na m."
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Don’t look at me like that when we’re here; it’s making me so fucking horny. "Elela m anya dị ka nke ahụ mgbe anyị nọ ebe a; Ọ na-eme ka m bụrụ horny."
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Don’t stop. "Akwụsịla."
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Don’t you tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon. "Agwala m na mbara igwe bụ njedebe mgbe enwere akara ụkwụ na ọnwa."
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Donald Trump fucks children "Donald Trump na-eto eto na-eto eto"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "Donald Trump bụ onye na-eto eto na-eto eto."
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Donald Trump is the worst president ever "Donald Trump bụ onyeisiala kachasị njọ n'oge gara aga."
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Doublelift "Ugboro abụọ"
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douche nozzle "Douche nozulu"
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douchebag "douchebag"
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dumb bitch "Iberibe bitch"
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dumb cunt "Iberibe cunt"
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dumpster cunt "dumpster cunt"
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dyke "Dyke"
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eat a penis "Na-eri penis"
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eat my butthole "Eat My Bike"
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eat my butthole and die "Na-eri nri m ma na-anwụ anwụ"
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eat my pussy like you want it "Rie pussy m dị ka ị chọrọ"
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faggot "Faggot"
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fat bitch "Fat bitch"
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First you're going to get down on your knees. Then you're going to taste me. "Nke mbụ, ị ga-agbada n'ikpere gị. Mgbe ahụ, ị ga-edetụ m ire."
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flamer "ọkụ ọkụ"
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flamer "ọkụ ọkụ"
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fruit cake "Mkpụrụ osisi achicha"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Ọ gbasaghị m"
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Fuck Maritza "Fuck Maritza"
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fuck me "Chei m"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Jiri nwayọọ nwayọọ na-eji chainsaw mee ihe."
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fuck me hard "Fuck m ike"
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fuck me hard "Fuck m ike"
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Fuck me hard. "Fuck m ike."
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "M siri ike. N'ime ihe mgbu"
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fuck me harder "Fuck m ike"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck Me Like a Porn Star"
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fuck me like an animal "Fuck Me Like Anụ Ọhịa"
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Fuck me, fuck me! "Fuck me, fuck me!"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "aka Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck gị bastard"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck ya bitch"
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fuck you bitch "Fuck ya bitch"
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fuck you cunt "Fuck gị cunt"
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fuck you cunt "Fuck gị cunt"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck gị iberibe"
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fuck your asshole "Fuck gị iberibe"
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fuck your mom "Fuck ya mama"
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fuck your mom "Fuck ya mama"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck ya mama"
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fuck your mom's asshole "Fuck ya mama"
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fucking animal "Fuck anụ ọhịa"
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fucking animal "Fuck anụ ọhịa"
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fucking idiot "Fuck iberibe"
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fucking tease "Fuck Onyeka Okongwu"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "FuckwitFur Bunny"
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Get fucked "Nweta fuck"
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get lost "Fuo"
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Give me a kiss "Nye m nsusu"
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go finger yourself "Jiri mkpịsị aka gị mee onwe gị"
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go lick a duck "Gaa na Duck"
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Go masturbate your dog "Mee masturbate nkịta gị"
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gobble the helmet spit "Pịa bọtịnụ Tinye ."
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grab her by the pussy "Jide ya na pussy"
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Grab my hair and fuck me like a dog. "Jide ntutu m ma gbuo m dị ka nkịta."
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hard dick "Dick siri ike"
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hard oral sex "Mmekọahụ siri ike"
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Has a guy ever complimented you on your blowjob skills? "Ọ dịtụla mgbe nwoke jara gị mma maka nkà blowjob gị?"
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he likes dick "Ọ na-amasị Dick"
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Help! I got my penis caught in my zipper again. "Enyemaka! Enwetara m penis m na mkpọchi uwe m ọzọ."
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "Pussy ya dị ka ntutu dị ka 80's pornstar"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "Pussy ya dị mmiri dị ka akpa otters"
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Here I am! What are your other two wishes? "Anọ m ebe a! Gịnị bụ ọchịchọ abụọ gị ọzọ?"
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heterosexual "nwoke na nwanyị nwoke na nwanyị"
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Hide Yourself "Zoo onwe gị"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "Ụkwụ ya dị ka ụkwụ mkpọrọ"
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Holy shit, I’m cumming. "Holy shit, I'm cumming."
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how the fuck "Olee otú fuck"
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hurt me "Ọ na-ewute m"
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I actually sold the vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust. "N'ezie, m rere agụụ na-ehicha agụụ. Naanị ihe ọ na-eme bụ ịchịkọta ájá."
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I always say “Morning” instead of “Good morning”—if it were a good morning, I’d be sleeping and not talking to people. "M na-ekwu mgbe niile "ụtụtụ" kama "Ụtụtụ ọma"—ọ bụrụ na ọ bụ ụtụtụ ọma, m ga-ehi ụra ma ghara ịgwa ndị mmadụ okwu."
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I am looking for a hooker with a penis "M na-achọ onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè na-acha anụnụ anụnụ na-acha anụnụ anụnụ."
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I can’t believe I met you. "Enweghị m ike ikwenye na m zutere gị."
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I can’t believe we decided to go shopping when we could be at home fucking. "Enweghị m ike ikwenye na anyị kpebiri ịga ịzụ ahịa mgbe anyị nwere ike ịnọ n'ụlọ fucking."
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I can’t concentrate at work. All I can think about is sucking your dick. "Enweghị m ike ilekwasị anya n'ọrụ. Naanị ihe m nwere ike iche bụ ịṅụ akwa akwa gị."
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I can’t wait to get you home. "Enweghị m ike ichere ka m laghachite n'ụlọ."
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I don't give a fuck "Anaghị m enye fuck"
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Achọghị m onye na-edozi ntutu ọhụrụ. Ntutu isi m na-enye m ntutu ọhụrụ kwa ụtụtụ."
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I don’t need a new hairstylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. "Achọghị m onye na-edozi ntutu ọhụrụ. Ntutu isi m na-enye m ntutu ọhụrụ kwa ụtụtụ."
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I dreamt about you last night, and it was fantastic, but I woke up, and you weren’t here. "M rọrọ nrọ banyere gị n'abalị ụnyaahụ, ma ọ bụ ihe magburu onwe ya, mana m tetara, ma ị nọghị ebe a."
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I feel tiny in your arms. "Ọ dị m obere n'aka gị."
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I finally found a machine at the gym that I like: the vending machine. "Emechara m chọta igwe na mgbatị ahụ nke na-amasị m: igwe na-ere ahịa."
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I fucked your mom last night "M fucked mama gị n'abalị ụnyaahụ"
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i hate looking at you "Yikes! Yikes!"
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I have the body of a god—unfortunately the god of small, depressing villages. "Enwere m ahụ nke chi—ọ dị mwute ikwu na chi nke obere obodo nta na-ada mbà n'obi."
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i hope you die "Enwere m olileanya na ị ga-anwụ."
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I hope you outlive your children "Enwere m olile anya na ị ga-ahapụ ụmụ gị"
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i hope you rot in hell "Enwere m olileanya na ị na-aga hell"
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i just took a massive shit "Naanị m na-ewere nnukwu ihe ọjọọ"
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I just wanna be your sex slut. "Naanị ihe m chọrọ bụ ịbụ onye mmekọahụ gị."
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I just want to make you happy. "Naanị ihe m chọrọ bụ ime ka ị nwee obi ụtọ."
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I just want to rip your clothes off right now. "Achọrọ m ịdọpụ uwe gị ugbu a."
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I just want you to know I’m dripping wet. "Naanị ihe m chọrọ bụ ka ị mara na m na-agba mmiri."
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I keep fantasizing about what I’m going to do to you later. "M na-aga n'ihu na-eche echiche banyere ihe m ga-emere gị ma emechaa."
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I keep thinking about just quitting school/my job and coming to see you tonight. "M na-eche banyere ịhapụ ụlọ akwụkwọ / ọrụ m ma bịa ịhụ gị n'abalị a."
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I like big butts "M hụrụ n'anya nnukwu akpụkpọ ụkwụ"
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I love being your fuck slut "M hụrụ n'anya ịbụ gị fuck slut"
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I love masturbating while talking to you, but what I really need is you, here, fucking me. "Ọ na-amasị m imetọ onwe m mgbe m na-agwa gị okwu, mana ihe m chọrọ n'ezie bụ gị, ebe a, fucking m."
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I love you "Ahụrụ m gị n'anya"
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I love you. "Ahụrụ m gị n'anya."
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I love your body "Ahụrụ m ahụ gị n'anya."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Emere m nnukwu ndepụta nke ihe m ga-eme taa. Naanị ihe m chọrọ bụ ịchọpụta onye ga-eme ya."
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I made a huge to-do list today. I just need to figure out who’s going to do it. "Emere m nnukwu ndepụta nke ihe m ga-eme taa. Naanị ihe m chọrọ bụ ịchọpụta onye ga-eme ya."
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I need you so bad right now. "Achọrọ m gị nke ukwuu ugbu a."
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I need you to walk in front of me so I can see your ass. "Achọrọ m ka ị na-eje ije n'ihu m ka m wee hụ ịnyịnya ibu gị."
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I need your cock! "Achọrọ m cock gị!"
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it six or seven times, just to be sure. "Anaghị m emehie otu ihe ahụ ugboro abụọ. M na-eme ya ugboro isii ma ọ bụ asaa, naanị iji jide n'aka."
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I think i crapped my pants "Echere m na m na-ekpuchi akpụkpọ ụkwụ m."
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I think I’m in love with your dick. "Echere m na ahụrụ m dick gị n'anya."
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I think I’m in love with your pussy. "Echere m na m hụrụ pussy gị n'anya."
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I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug. "Agwara m onye isi m ka m bie ndụ dị mma. O kwuru na ya enweelarị otu—Amaghị m na enweghị ọrụ nwere ike ịbụ ihe na-adịghị mma."
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I want to feel you shoot your load in my mouth. "Achọrọ m ka ị na-etinye ibu gị n'ọnụ m."
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I want to feel your cum all over my face. "Achọrọ m inwe mmetụta cum gị n'ihu m niile."
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "Achọrọ m fuck gị dị ka nkịta ma cum n'ime pussy gị"
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i want to fuck you like an animal "Achọrọ m ka ị na-eto eto dị ka anụmanụ."
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I want to hear you say my name, say it bitch. "Achọrọ m ịnụ ka ị na-akpọ aha m, kwuo ya bitch."
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I want to taste myself on your cock. "Achọrọ m ịdetụ onwe m ire n'ọkpa gị."
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I want to watch you masturbate "Achọrọ m ịhụ gị masturbate"
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I want you so bad. "Achọrọ m gị nke ukwuu."
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I want you to shoot your load in my mouth. "Achọrọ m ka ị tinye ibu gị n'ọnụ m."
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I want you to shoot your load on my tits "Achọrọ m ka ị gbuo ibu gị n'elu akwa m."
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "M ga-enye gị ihe ọṅụṅụ, mana ụkpụrụ gị agbaala mmiri."
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I was thinking about you today. "Taa, m na-eche banyere gị."
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I wish I could just clone your dick, so I have something to remind me of you. "Ọ dị m ka ya bụrụ na m nwere ike ịmepụta dick gị, yabụ enwere m ihe m ga-echetara m gị."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ọ dị m ka ya bụrụ na anyị nọ n'ụlọ , ka m wee meere gị ihe dị egwu ."
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I wish we were at home, so I could do some terrible things to you. "Ọ dị m ka ya bụrụ na anyị nọ n'ụlọ , ka m wee meere gị ihe dị egwu ."
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I won’t say you’re clingy—let’s just say you’ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "Agaghị m ekwu na ị na-arapara n'ahụ—ka anyị kwuo na ị nwere njide karịa superglue dị ọnụ ala."
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I wore this skirt just for you. "Ejiri m uwe mwụda a maka gị."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "M ga-ewepụ ihe ọjọọ ahụ n'ime gị."
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i'm sorry my love "Ọ dị m nwute maka ịhụnanya m."
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "Enwere m nkeji ole na ole, gwa m ihe niile ị maara."
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I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I’m afraid you’d be promoted to manager. "M ga-agwa gị ka ị gaa hel, mana m na-atụ egwu na a ga-akwalite gị ka ọ bụrụ onye njikwa."
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I’m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "M dị ka ala dị ka a akwụna na 8 am chọọchị ọrụ"
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I’m about to explode. "M na-aga ịgbawa."
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I’m blushing just saying this, but I miss your dick so much. "Naanị m na-ekwu nke a, mana agụụ gị na-agụsi m agụụ ike nke ukwuu."
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I’m dripping wet. "M na-agba mmiri."
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I’m glad I don’t have to hunt for my own food. I have no idea where sandwiches live. "Obi dị m ụtọ na enweghị m mkpa ịchụ nta maka nri nke m. Amaghị m ebe sandwiches bi."
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I’m going to give you the wettest blowjob tonight. "Aga m enye gị ihe kachasị mma n'abalị a."
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I’m going to jerk you off until I get every last drop out of you. "M ga-eme ka ị pụọ ruo mgbe m ga-enweta ihe ọ bụla ikpeazụ n'ime gị."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Abụghị m onye umengwụ. Naanị m na-akpali akpali ime ihe ọ bụla."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. "Abụghị m onye umengwụ. Naanị m na-akpali akpali ime ihe ọ bụla."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Abụghị m onye umengwụ. Naanị m na-enwe ahụ iru ala."
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I’m not lazy. I’m just very relaxed. "Abụghị m onye umengwụ. Naanị m na-enwe ahụ iru ala."
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I’m not saying I’m overreacting. But there are good times and there are bad times to hand me a chainsaw. "Anaghị m ekwu na m na-emebiga ihe ókè. Ma enwere oge dị mma na oge ọjọọ iji nye m chainsaw."
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I’m not saying I’m ugly, but my reflection asked for an escort home. "Anaghị m ekwu na m dị njọ, mana echiche m rịọrọ maka onye na-eduga n'ụlọ."
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I’m not weird. I’m limited edition. "Abụghị m weird. Abụ m mbipụta dị mkpirikpi."
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I’ve been very bold and need to be punished. "Enwere m obi ike nke ukwuu, ọ dịkwa m mkpa ka a taa m ahụhụ."
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I’ve never been fucked like this before. "Ahụtụbeghị m fucked dị ka nke a tupu."
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If I offered to cook for you in lingerie and heels, what would you say? Or would you rather I wear something else? "Ọ bụrụ na m nye gị nri na uwe mwụda na akpụkpọ ụkwụ, gịnị ka ị ga-ekwu? Ma ọ bụ ị ga-achọ ka m na-eyi ihe ọzọ?"
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If karma doesn’t hit you, I will "Ọ bụrụ na karma anaghị akụ gị, m ga-eme ya"
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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people you dislike—vitamin C with attitude. "Ọ bụrụ na ndụ na-enye gị lemons, tụba ha na ndị ị na-adịghị amasị—vitamin C na àgwà."
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ọ bụrụ na ego anaghị eto n'elu osisi, gịnị kpatara ụlọ akụ ji nwee alaka?"
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If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches? "Ọ bụrụ na ego anaghị eto n'elu osisi, gịnị kpatara ụlọ akụ ji nwee alaka?"
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If the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off of it! "Ọ bụrụ na ụwa emeghị ihe ọ bụla, anyị niile ga-ada na ya!"
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If we weren’t at your friend’s house, I’d be on my knees with you in my mouth. "A sị na anyị anọghị n' ụlọ enyi gị , m gaara anọ ikpere n' ala n' ọnụ m ."
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If you don’t have haters, you’re probably not on the GPS of anyone’s drama. "Ọ bụrụ na ịnweghị ndị kpọrọ asị, ikekwe ị gaghị anọ na GPS nke ihe nkiri onye ọ bụla."
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If you don’t stop looking at me like that, we’re going to have to go somewhere private. "Ọ bụrụ na ị kwụsịghị ile m anya dị ka nke ahụ, anyị ga-aga ebe nzuzo."
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It’s OK if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. "Ọ dị mma ma ọ bụrụ na ị masịghị m. Ọ bụghị mmadụ niile nwere ezigbo uto."
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It’s so hot when you grab me in public. "Ọ na-ekpo ọkụ nke ukwuu mgbe ị jidere m n'ihu ọha."
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Just like that. "Naanị etu ahu."
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kiss my ass "Kiss Me Mere Dil Ka"
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kiss my black ass "Kiss Me Mere Dil Ka Black"
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Last night was incredible. I can’t stop thinking about it. "N'abalị ụnyaahụ, ọ bụ ihe ịtụnanya. Ugbu a, enweghị m ike ịkwụsị iche echiche banyere ya!"
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lesbian "Lesbian"
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Let's go loser, we're going shopping. "Ka anyị gaa furu efu, anyị na-aga ịzụ ahịa."
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Let’s spend the entire weekend together completely naked! "Ka anyị nọrọ na ngwụsị izu niile na-agba ọtọ kpamkpam!"
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lick spittle "Lick Spittle"
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Lie down and shut up. "Dina ala ma mechie ọnụ."
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Life is a bowl of soup, and I’m a fork. "Ndụ bụ efere nke sofa, na m bụ ndụdụ."
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look at this nigga "See ya Nigga"
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make me a sandwich "Mee M Sandwich"
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Make me cum, baby. "Mee ka m cum, nwa."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Enwere m ike ịgbaghara m? Ụbụrụ m jupụtara."
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May I please be excused? My brain is full. "Enwere m ike ịgbaghara m? Ụbụrụ m jupụtara."
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Mmmmmm, you taste so good. "Mmmm, ị na-atọ ụtọ nke ukwuu."
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My brain says “crunches” but my stomach says “cupcakes.” "Ụbụrụ m na-ekwu "crunches" ma afọ m na-ekwu "cupcakes.""
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My dating life is like a software beta: lots of bugs, endless updates, no launch date. "My mkpakọrịta nwoke na nwaanyị ndụ dị ka a software beta: nza nke chinchi, na-adịghị agwụ agwụ mmelite , ọ dịghị igba egbe ụbọchị."
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My family redefines ‘dysfunctional’—we’re a limited-time exhibit on bad decisions. "Ezinụlọ m na-akọwagharị 'dysfunctional'—anyị bụ ihe ngosi dị mkpirikpi na mkpebi ọjọọ."
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Enyi m nwanyị ikpeazụ emeghị m ihe a"
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My panties are soaked. Get home quick. "Akpụkpọ ụkwụ m na-acha ọbara ọbara. Gaa n'ụlọ ngwa ngwa!"
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mmekọrịta m dị ka iPad. Enweghị m iPad."
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My relationship is like an iPad. I don’t have an iPad. "Mmekọrịta m dị ka iPad. Enweghị m iPad."
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me cry. "Akpa m dị ka yabasị. Oge ọ bụla m meghere ya, ọ na-eme ka m bee ákwá."
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "Ọ na-atụ ụjọ dị ka nwamba ogologo ọdụ n'ime ụlọ jupụtara na oche ndị na-ama jijiji."
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nigga "nigga"
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nigga please "Nigga biko"
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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. "N'ezie, m na-ekwu okwu n'onwe m. Mgbe ụfọdụ, achọrọ m ndụmọdụ ndị ọkachamara."
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "Gbanyụọ n'ozuzu ya bụ ebe m chọrọ ka ị fuck"
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Oh my god Becky, look at her butt "Chukwu gozie gi, lee anya n'ihe ojoo ya"
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Oh-my-fucking-god! "Oh-m-fucking-god!"
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On your knees, bitch. "N'elu ikpere gị, Bitch."
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once you go black you never go back "Ozugbo ị na-acha ojii, ị gaghị alaghachi azụ"
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one coffee please "Kọfị kọfị biko"
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Ndị a haziri ahazi bụ ndị umengwụ nke ukwuu ịchọta ihe ha."
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Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things. "Ndị a haziri ahazi bụ ndị umengwụ nke ukwuu ịchọta ihe ha."
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Our family tree is more of a cactus—spiky, low-maintenance, and occasionally poisonous. "Osisi ezinụlọ anyị bụ ihe karịrị cactus—spiky, obere nlekọta, na mgbe ụfọdụ na-egbu egbu."
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Paint my face. "Mee ka ihu m dị mma."
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Paint the walls with your brain "Jiri ụbụrụ gị mee ka ụbụrụ gị dị mma."
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panty dropper "Panty Dropper"
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Penis "Penis"
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Please "Biko"
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please ask my testacles "Biko jụọ ndị na-ede blọgụ m."
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Please fuck me, daddy. "Biko fuck m, papa."
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Please, please, Please, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE… – Say it like you are almost begging him. "Biko, biko, biko, PLEEAAAASSSSEEEEE... – Kwuo ya dị ka ị fọrọ nke nta ka ọ rịọ ya."
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Pleasing you is my only purpose in life. "Ime ka obi dị gị ụtọ bụ naanị nzube m na ndụ."
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Pound me harder! "Pound m ike!"
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saggy tits "Saggy tits"
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scumbag "Scumbag"
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semen "semen"
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She doesn't even go here. "Ọ naghị aga ebe a."
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shit gibbon "Shit Gibbon"
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show your tits "Gosi gị tits"
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show your tits! "Gosi gị tits!"
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shut the fuck up "Kpuchie ọnụ gị"
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shut the hell up "Gbanyụọ Hell"
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shut up "Kpuchie ọnụ"
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shut your god damn mouth "Mechie ọnụ gị"
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Somebody said today that I’m lazy. I nearly answered him. "Otu onye kwuru na m dị umengwụ taa Ọ fọrọ nke nta ka m zaa ya."
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Suck my dick asshole. "Suck my dick asshole."
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Suck start a shotgun "Pịa bọtịnụ Malite iji malite ịkụ nzọ."
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "A na-ekpuchi ya dị ka onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè na-acha anụnụ anụnụ na-acha anụnụ anụnụ na-"
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Take your clothes off and get into bed. "Yipụ uwe gị ma banye n'ụra."
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Take your clothes off. Lie down. Shut up. "Yipụ uwe gị. Dina ala. Kpuchie ọnụ."
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Thank you for fucking me. "Daalụ maka fucking m."
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That feels so good. "Nke ahụ dị ezigbo mma."
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thick as pig shit "Chukwu gozie gi dika pig shit"
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tight as a ducks ass "Na-agbasi mbọ ike dị ka onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè."
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tits "tits"
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Tonight is all about me. "N'abalị a bụ ihe niile gbasara m."
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Tonight is all about you. "Ọ bụ ihe niile gbasara gị n'abalị a."
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Tonight, I’m going to be inside YOU. "N'abalị a, m ga-anọ n'ime gị."
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turd "Turd"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "Ọ dị ka otu onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè n'ime asọmpi ịnyịnya ibu"
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Well, well, well, look at what the cat dragged in! "Ọ dị mma, ọ dị mma, lee ihe cat ahụ na-adọta n'ime!"
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wet pussy "Wet pussy"
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what do you want for dinner? "Kedu ihe ị ga-achọ eri nri abalị?"
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What do you want me to wear in bed tonight? "Kedu ihe m ga-eyi n'àkwà n'abalị a?"
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what the devil "Ihe Ekwensu"
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What the fuck do you want? "Kedu ihe fuck ị chọrọ?"
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what the fuck dude "Fuck ya dude"
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What's cooking, good lookin'? "Kedu ihe bụ nri, mara mma?"
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Whatever you’re doing, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood. "Ihe ọ bụla ị na-eme, na-enye 100% mgbe niile. Ọ gwụla ma ị na-enye ọbara."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Mgbe ndị mmadụ na-agwa m, "Ị ga-akwa ụta maka nke ahụ n'ụtụtụ," m na-ehi ụra ruo ehihie n'ihi na m bụ onye na-edozi nsogbu."
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When people tell me, “You’re going to regret that in the morning,” I sleep until noon because I’m a problem solver. "Mgbe ndị mmadụ na-agwa m, "Ị ga-akwa ụta maka nke ahụ n'ụtụtụ," m na-ehi ụra ruo ehihie n'ihi na m bụ onye na-edozi nsogbu."
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Where is the bathroom? "Ebee ka ụlọ ịsa ahụ dị?"
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Which way to the hookers? "Kedu ụzọ ndị na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè?"
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Why am I always so horny when there are other people around? "Kedu ihe kpatara m ji enwe obi ụtọ mgbe enwere ndị ọzọ gburugburu?"
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Why aren’t you here right now? I’m so fucking horny. "Gịnị kpatara na ị naghị anọ ebe ahụ? Abụ m horny nke ukwuu."
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Why be moody when you can shake your booty?! "Kedu ihe kpatara ị ga-eji nwee obi ụtọ mgbe ị nwere ike ịma jijiji gị?!"
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Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day? "Kedu ihe kpatara na anyị enweghị ike ịkwụsị ọrụ anyị, bikọ ọnụ, ma na-emekọ ihe ọnụ ụbọchị niile, kwa ụbọchị?"
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will you fuck me? "Kedu ka ị ga-esi gbanyụọ m?"
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you are completely right "I kwuru eziokwu kpamkpam."
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you are so fat "Ị bụ abụba nke ukwuu."
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you are so fine "Ị dị mma nke ukwuu."
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you are so ugly "Ị bụ onye jọgburu onwe ya."
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you are such a baddie "Ị bụ onye ajọ omume."
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You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. "Ị na-ewetara onye ọ bụla nnukwu ọṅụ mgbe ị na-apụ n'ime ụlọ ahụ."
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You know I’m not wearing panties? "Ị maara na anaghị m eyi panties?"
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You know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. "Ị maara ihe ha na-ekwu: Dynamite na-abịa na obere ngwugwu."
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You like that, baby? "Ọ na-amasị gị, nwa?"
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You look really sexy when you wear that shirt. "Ị na-ele anya mara mma mgbe ị na-eyi uwe elu ahụ."
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You make me feel amazing, baby. "Ị na-eme ka m nwee mmetụta dị ịtụnanya, nwa."
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You miserable fucking bastard "You miserable fucking bastard"
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You miserable fucking bitch "Fuck"
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you're a baddi "Ị bụ onye na-eme ihe ọjọọ."
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you're a baddie "Ị bụ onye na-eme ihe ọjọọ."
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you're a cunt, fuck off "Ị bụ onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè, gbanyụọ ya."
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Naanị ị na-eme ka ọ bụrụ na"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "Ị dị elu karịa Giraffe Pussy"
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You’re going to get spanked until you cry "Ị ga-akwa ákwá ruo mgbe ị na-akwa ákwá."
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You’re going to make me pass out with pleasure. "Ị ga-eme ka m jiri obi ụtọ na-agafe."
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You’re proof evolution can go backward with proper motivation. "Ihe akaebe gị bụ na evolushọn nwere ike ịlaghachi azụ site na mkpali kwesịrị ekwesị."
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your face looks like an ass "Ihu gị na-ele anya dị ka onye na-agba ịnyịnya ígwè."
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "Àgwà gị dị ka decaf: na-akụda mmụọ mana ọ ka nwere ike imebi abalị m"
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Your wish is my command. "Ọchịchọ gị bụ iwu m."
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