I told my boss to have a nice life. He said he already has one—I didn’t realize unemployment could be smug.

Agwara m onye isi m ka m bie ndụ dị mma. O kwuru na ya enweelarị otu—Amaghị m na enweghị ọrụ nwere ike ịbụ ihe na-adịghị mma.