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LEARN MAORI PHRASES

are you on your period? "Kai te wฤ koe i tล wฤ?"
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Are you ready to apologize? "Kua rite koe ki te whakapฤha?"
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As cluster fucked as shitting and stepping in it "Me te kฤhui me te hฤซkoi me te hฤซkoi ki roto"
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bald cunt "puku pakira"
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balls slapping against her chin "pakipaki ana ngฤ pลro ki tลna kauae"
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beating the meat "patupatu mฤซti"
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Bent dick "Titi piko"
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Bent Richard "Te Rลrahi Piko"
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon "E hia miriona ngฤ pฤpaka kikorangi bilious i roto i te ฤwhฤ whatitiri"
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blow me "pupuhi i ahau"
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blow my load "pupuhi i taku kawenga"
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blow my load on your face "pupuhi i taku kawenga ki runga i to kanohi"
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boobs "uma"
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booger suger "E ngote ana a Booger"
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bopping the bologna "te poka i te pologna"
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bouncing bozos "poka tuwhana"
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breeder "kaiwhakatipu"
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bringing a fart to a shit fight "te mau mai i te tฤซtฤซ ki te whawhai"
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bull shit "Teka"
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butt pirate "kaiwhaiwhai"
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butter face "mata pata"
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calm down and shut up "marino"
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can i fuck you from behind "Ka taea e au te fuck koe i muri"
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Can i suck your boobs "Ka taea e au te ngote i ล uma"
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carpet muncher "kaingau kฤpeti"
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chimney sweeper "tahitahi tumera"
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Choking the chicken "Te whakakลwao i te pฤซkaokao"
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chutney ferret "waka chutney"
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Cock eyed Cunt "Kutu kanohi pฤซkaokao"
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cock waffle "waffle heihei"
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cockeye "whatu heihei"
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Cocklump "Pฤซkaokao"
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Cockscum "heihei"
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Colder than a steel toilet on the shady side of an iceberg "He mฤtao ake i te whare taonga tฤซra i te taha marumaru o te hukapapa"
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Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra "He mฤtao ake i te titty makutu i roto i te bra parahi"
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coral stomper "takahi wheo"
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Creampie "Porohita kirฤซmi"
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Cretinous cunting fuckhead "Te mฤtฤmua o te kaingฤkau"
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cum "Me pฤ“hea"
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cum dumpster "putunga cum"
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cun "pลซkoro"
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cunt "puku"
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cunt face "kanohi puku"
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cunt lapper "kaikawe puku"
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curry muncher "kaingau kare"
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Derby County Fan "Te Kaihautลซ o Te Takiwฤ o Derby"
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dick face "kanohi titi"
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Dick juggling thunder cunt "Dick juggling thunder cunt"
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Dickhead "Te Upoko Tiki"
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did you just wake up? "Kฤtahi anล koe ka oho ake?"
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die in a fire "mate i roto i te ahi"
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dildo munching gutter slut "dildo munching gutter slut"
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dipshit "potae"
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Dirty Wanker "Wanker Paruparu"
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dirty whore "kairau paruparu"
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do you want to fuck? "E hiahia ana koe ki te fuck?"
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Don't be a dick "Kaua e waiho hei titi"
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Don't Talk Shit to me "Kaua e Kลrero Shit ki a au"
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Donald Trump fucks children "Ka tฤhaetia e Donald Trump ngฤ tamariki"
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Donald Trump is a pedophile "He pedophile a Donald Trump"
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Doublelift "hikitaurua"
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douche nozzle "kohukohu"
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douchebag "putea poauau"
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dumb bitch "kue wahangu"
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dumb cunt "puku wahangu"
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dumpster cunt "kutu putunga"
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dyke "taiwhanga"
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eat a penis "kainga te pene"
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eat my butthole "kainga taku poka"
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eat my butthole and die "kainga taku poka, ka mate"
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eat my pussy like you want it "kainga taku pussy kia rite ki tฤu e hiahia ana"
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faggot "mokowhiti"
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fat bitch "kuao momona"
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flamer "mura"
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flamer "mura"
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fruit cake "keke hua rฤkau"
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Fuck Donald Trump "Fuck Donald Trump"
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fuck it "Hei aha tฤ“rฤ"
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fuck me "Aiii"
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw "Kia mฤrire ahau ki te kani mekameka"
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fuck me hard "fuck me hard"
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Fuck me hard...hurt me "he uaua ahau. I roto i te mamae"
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fuck me harder "kia kaha ake te fuck me"
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Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy. "Fuck me in the ass you motherfucking pussy."
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Fuck me like a porn star "Fuck me like a porn star"
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FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!! "FUCK MY PUSSY!!!!!"
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fuck off Karen "fuck off Karen"
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Fuck off wanker "Fuck off wanker"
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Fuck you bastard "Fuck you bastard"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you bitch "fuck you bitch"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
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fuck you cunt "fuck you cunt"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your asshole "fuck your asshole"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom "fuck your mom"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fuck your mom's asshole "fuck your mom's asshole"
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fucking animal "kararehe kutukutu"
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fucking animal "kararehe kutukutu"
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fucking tease "whakatoi"
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fucktwat "fucktwat"
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fuckwitFur Bunny "fuckwitHuruhuru Bunny"
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Get fucked "Me fucked"
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get lost "Whakangaro atu koe"
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go finger yourself "haere matimati i a koe anล"
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go lick a duck "haere ki te mitimiti pฤrera"
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Go masturbate your dog "Haere ki te masturbate i tล kurฤซ"
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gobble the helmet spit "horoi i te tuwha potae"
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grab her by the pussy "hopukina a ia ma te pussy"
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hard dick "titi pakeke"
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hard oral sex "moepuku waha pakeke"
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he likes dick "He pai ki a ia te titi"
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her pussy is as hairy as an 80's pornstar "He huruhuru tลna pussy pฤ“nei i te whetลซ porn o te 80"
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her pussy is as wet as an otters pocket "He mฤkลซ tลna pussy pฤ“nei i te pลซkoro otters"
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heterosexual "moe wahine"
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Hide Yourself "Hunaia Koe"
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his dick looks like a prisoners leg "He rite tana titi ki te waewae herehere"
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how the fuck "me pฤ“hea te fuck"
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hurt me "whakamamaetia ahau"
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i hate looking at you "E kino ana ahau ki te titiro atu ki a koe"
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i hope you die "E tลซmanako ana ahau ka mate koe"
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I hope you outlive your children "E tลซmanako ana ahau kia ora ake koe i ล tamariki"
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i hope you rot in hell "E tลซmanako ana ahau ka pirau koe i te reinga"
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i just took a massive shit "Kฤtahi anล ahau ka mau i tฤ“tahi shit tino nui"
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I want to fuck you like a dog and cum inside your pussy "E hiahia ana ahau ki te fuck i a koe pฤ“nei i te kurฤซ me te cum i roto i tล pussy"
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I was going to offer you a drink, but your standards are already watered down. "E hiahia ana ahau ki te tuku inu ki a koe, engari kua whakamฤkลซkลซtia kฤ“tia ล paerewa."
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I wonโ€™t say youโ€™re clingyโ€”letโ€™s just say youโ€™ve got more hold than cheap superglue. "E kore au e kฤซ he piri koeโ€”me kฤซ noa iho he nui ake tล pupuri i te kฤpia mฤmฤ."
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I'm gonna beat the shit out of you "Mฤku koe e whiu i te shit"
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i'm sorry my love "Aroha mai taku aroha"
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I've got a spare minute tell me everything you know "He meneti wฤtea tฤku kลrero mai ki a au i ngฤ mea katoa e mลhio ana koe"
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Iโ€™d tell you to go to Hell, but Iโ€™m afraid youโ€™d be promoted to manager. "Ka kฤซ atu ahau ki a koe kia haere ki te Reinga, engari e wehi ana ahau ka whakatairangatia koe ki te kaiwhakahaere."
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Iโ€™m about as comfortable as a whore in 8 am church service "He rite tonu ahau ki te kairau i roto i te karakia 8 i te ata"
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If karma doesnโ€™t hit you, I will "Ki te kore te karma e pฤ ki a koe, mฤku e"
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kiss my ass "kihi i taku kaihe"
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kiss my black ass "kihi i taku kaihe pango"
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lesbian "wahine moe wahine"
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lick spittle "mitimiti"
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look at this nigga "titiro ki tฤ“nei nigga"
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make me a sandwich "mahia he hanawiti mฤku"
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my last girlfriend didn't do this to me "Kฤore taku hoa wahine whakamutunga i mahi i tฤ“nei ki a au"
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Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs "E ฤmaimai ana pฤ“nei i te poti hiku roa i roto i tฤ“tahi rลซma kฤซ tonu i ngฤ tลซru toka"
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nigga please "nigga koa"
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Off in that general direction is where I want you to fuck "I tฤ“rฤ ahunga whฤnui te wฤhi e hiahia ana ahau kia fuck koe"
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once you go black you never go back "Kia pango koe, e kore rawa koe e hoki whakamuri"
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Paint the walls with your brain "Peitatia ngฤ pakitara ki tล roro"
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Penis "Pene"
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please ask my testacles "pฤtai atu koa ki aku testacles"
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saggy tits "tihi ngoikore"
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semen "tฤtea"
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shit gibbon "kipi"
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show your tits "whakaatu i ล thuka"
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shut the fuck up "Tล waha"
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shut the hell up "katia te reinga"
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shut up "Tล waha"
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Suck my dick asshole. "Ngote i taku kaihe titi."
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Suck start a shotgun "Tฤซmataria te pลซ ngote"
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Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage "E werawera ana pฤ“nei i te kลhukihuki me te mลkete"
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thick as pig shit "mฤtotoru anล he tae poaka"
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tight as a ducks ass "kikฤซ anล he pฤrera"
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tits "thuka"
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turd "paru"
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Useful as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest "He whaitake hei tangata waewae kotahi i roto i te whakataetae whana kaihe"
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wet pussy "pusi mฤkลซ"
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what do you want for dinner? "He aha tฤu e hiahia ana mo te hapa?"
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what the fuck dude "He aha te fuck dude"
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you are completely right "Kei te tino tika koe"
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you are so fat "he tino momona koe"
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you are so fine "he tino pai koe"
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you are so ugly "he tino weriweri koe"
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you are such a baddie "He tino kino koe"
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you're a baddi "he kino koe"
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you're a baddie "he kino koe"
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you're a cunt, fuck off "He kutukutu koe, fuck off"
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You're fucking this goat, I'm just here to hold the horns "Kei te fucking koe i tฤ“nei koati, kei konei noa iho ahau ki te pupuri i ngฤ haona"
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You're higher than giraffe pussy "He teitei ake koe i te pussy giraffe"
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your face looks like an ass "he kaihe te ฤhua o tล kanohi"
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Your personality is like decaf: disappointing but could still ruin my night "He rite tล tuakiri ki te pฤrekareka: he whakakino, engari ka whakangaro tonu i taku pล"
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